Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

Actively losing weight, you guys.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Spoiler: Archive

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

They have to have some kind of kink thing going on. Amber plays so fucking coy and stupid, and always needs wifey to help or rescue her for things as foolproof as watering a plant. It feels so ramped up in this era, like Wipey feeds into it. Gnarly.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Molments of Hilarity with Big Ham

When the whole "writer's bump" finally went away, I figured that was the end of that shit. But nope.




Far be it for Fat Ham to adjudge herself anything less than totally beautiful. A modern day Helen of Troy, to be sure. A face to launch a thousand ships, if those ships were going straight to Dante's seventh circle of hell.

Yeah, Hamber, I'm pretty fucking sure it's the bump on your nose you've had since the beginning of time. The one that's right above that stupid fucking fake nose ring when you're looking straight on at your fat fucking face or at it from the viewer's right side. This one.

Powder or foundation over it, but it's still there, still visible. More visible when you don't bother to bathe/put on makeup to cover your hideous skin.

And what was the purpose of this zoom in the opening of the day five video? The "gf" thinking that those chins ain't enough and you need to be fattened up? We know she's either after your money or gets off on you getting fed and fat (or both, I guess), cause it sure ain't love.

Neither random, nor a fact. Because you're saying it, and you're a pathological liar.


And then there's this.

Now, I'm going to say that I think kiddie diddlers should just be lined up against the wall and summarily executed if their guilt is proven. Save the time and the trouble.

That said, this is Hamber. She is is a pathological liar and a sociopath. I have my doubts about anything beyond her being in foster care. And I also believe her muh mentalz is mostly bullshit, for attention and for victimhood reasons.

There's another couple that are related, where someone is telling her she's over 30 and can't use it as an excuse forever, with which, naturally, she disagreed (of course she did).

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

Her new torrid haul is so fucking hideous on her and she looks bigger than ever. Gaineeeeen every day

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Is that where her elbow actually is???! Holy shit, it's like she has a whole second upper arm.

They have to have some kind of kink thing going on. Amber plays so fucking coy and stupid, and always needs wifey to help or rescue her for things as foolproof as watering a plant. It feels so ramped up in this era, like Wipey feeds into it. Gnarly.

I agree. Every time she takes a bite of her food, she glances off to the side to look at Jade. Fucking disgusting, dude. It's the only people she can attract - these bottom feeders.

 

[mekalekahi]

Becky and destiny are both fatties but as least they would somewhat vocalize about being tired of eating out at chain restaurants fucking constantly.

Jade sounded pumped as hell today about ordering sushi and how it’s a “vibe”. Also it’s not shocking but the last month we have been hearing Jade speak off camera more and she sounds special needs to me.

 

[Gergg]

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Actively losing weight, you guys.

Oh man what an embarrassing typo, the 4 and 5 got switched somehow! Maybe hamberger lynn can add dyslexia to her mile long list of "cute and quirky" mental disorders under ASMR and OBCD

 

[marjoram]

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Is that where her elbow actually is???! Holy shit, it's like she has a whole second upper arm.


I agree. Every time she takes a bite of her food, she glances off to the side to look at Jade. Fucking disgusting, dude. It's the only people she can attract - these bottom feeders.

FatAl lookin' more corpse-like than ever. Decomposinglynn is best lynn. Ready made Halloween costume, if she lasts that long.

Maybe MR. Wipey oughta pack her in ice.

 

[Xenomorph]

Molments of Hilarity with Big Ham

When the whole "writer's bump" finally went away, I figured that was the end of that shit. But nope.


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Far be it for Fat Ham to adjudge herself anything less than totally beautiful. A modern day Helen of Troy, to be sure. A face to launch a thousand ships, if those ships were going straight to Dante's seventh circle of hell.

Yeah, Hamber, I'm pretty fucking sure it's the bump on your nose you've had since the beginning of time. The one that's right above that stupid fucking fake nose ring when you're looking straight on at your fat fucking face or at it from the viewer's right side. This one.

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Powder or foundation over it, but it's still there, still visible. More visible when you don't bother to bathe/put on makeup to cover your hideous skin.

And what was the purpose of this zoom in the opening of the day five video? The "gf" thinking that those chins ain't enough and you need to be fattened up? We know she's either after your money or gets off on you getting fed and fat (or both, I guess), cause it sure ain't love.

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Neither random, nor a fact. Because you're saying it, and you're a pathological liar.


And then there's this.

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Now, I'm going to say that I think kiddie diddlers should just be lined up against the wall and summarily executed if their guilt is proven. Save the time and the trouble.

That said, this is Hamber. She is is a pathological liar and a sociopath. I have my doubts about anything beyond her being in foster care. And I also believe her muh mentalz is mostly bullshit, for attention and for victimhood reasons.

There's another couple that are related, where someone is telling her she's over 30 and can't use it as an excuse forever, with which, naturally, she disagreed (of course she did).

Bitch you are thirty one years old, the whole poor me I was a wittle gorl in foster care uwu shit is old and dry. EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU AND THE CHOICES YOU MAKE ARE YOUR OWN FAULT, STOP BLAMING YOUR PAST FOR YOUR PRESENT AND FUTURE YOU HUMP.
Spare me Amber, truly people go through horrific shit some shit youd never ever imagine and they still move on and accept anything they do moving forward is on them, not the past.
Oh and I watched an old Amber video and I think it was her Grandfather who molested her, if that is true at all since we all know lying bout rape is not beyond her scope of lying.

 

[Wonky Eye]

There's another couple that are related, where someone is telling her she's over 30 and can't use it as an excuse forever, with which, naturally, she disagreed (of course she did).

Oh why yes, this is an excuse forever. It's not like the biggest factor for evolution and how we got here (animals included) is the ability to adapt and push through. But Amber is human evolution at its peak, thus doesn't need to adapt and will live forever in her alledged childhood-rooted-mentulz.
She won't try because first of all it's time, effort, pain, honesty and lots of discomfort, and second because most of her mentulz are fake (i've said it before and i'll say it again, she only has borderline personality disorder which isn't cute or quirky. The main diagnosable symptom is self-harm which gorl, eating yourself to death, neglecting your health to the point of collecting UTIs, cellulitis, athlete's foot, skin picking, and the big ol' cancer with no follow-up appointment, all those things are self-harm.
You don't have depression, you have chronic emptiness. Because you are empty, so is your life, so is your social circle, so are your hobbies, so is your stomach (according to your empty brain).
You don't have mania, you have normal moments of joy and excitment.
Your impulsiveness isn't caused by bipolar-related mania : it's a classic symptom of BPD. So is attention-seeking, inability to process heartbreak or simply being left behind. "Out of body experiences", as she talked about recently, could be derealization, the feeling that what you're living isn't real, you're kinda stuck looking at what you're doing without really controlling it (unless you try to, you know, go to therapy).
You don't have OCPD cause if you did, the need to be/feel perfect would not let you be the mess you are. buying a lot of journals and organizing your earring/spices doesn't qualify as obsession for neatness.
I can believe you have anxiety because honestly if I were you i'd be terrified. Your physical health is shit, your relationships are shit, your youtube carreer is shit, your finances are about to be shit, your behavior is shit, your abilities to do shit are shit, people in public might recognise your shit self, and you can't wipe your shit.

You're 30, Amber.

 

[Guiseimtrolleeen]

Two things, really: first, she loves her some self-help books. Second, she loves her some other peoples lives. Her recs are likely filled to overflowing with muh mentalz crap because if there's one thing a ton of people want to talk about these days, it's muh mentalz shit. She easily co-ops any traits from whichever woman she has living with her to wipe her ass. It would be simple enough for her to do what she always does: take other peoples' stories as her own, weave them together in some half-assed way, and then vomit them back on to the internet as "her" vlog..

This reminded me of the clip in Scrooged where the ghost of Christmas past took Frank to see his parents


Ghost of Christmas Past:
You still spend the next fifteen years sitting on your ass watching TV.

Frank:
Check the records! I did some stuff. I played baseball. One year, I hit the home-run that won the big game--

Ghost of Christmas Past:
That was the kid on The Courtship of Eddie's Father.

Frank:
There was another time, though. I was on a hill covered with flowers, and there was a beautiful girl with pigtails--

Ghost of Christmas Past:
PATHETIC! You are so pathetic! That was Little House on the Prairie!

Frank:
... Was it the the homecoming episode?

Ghost of Christmas Past:
[exasperated] Yes, it was the homecoming episode of Little House. Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.

Frank:
Yeah? Name one.

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

the face of oh naurrr i failed AGAIN. fuckin fat cunt doesnt know how to do anything right.

 

[dfranki723]

Oh God.

''I WAS MOLESTED AND IN HUNDREDS OF BAD SITUATION TYPE DEALS!''

The lies are so blatant we may as well have them hammered into our eye sockets. Only naive retards believe any of that bullshit. You can't brag about how much your foster family loved you, how amazing you were at school, how you loooooooove your dirty animal abusing Mother soooooooooooooooooooo much and then turn around and lie about abuse because you want to hold on to your victim card.

I've seen these kinds of obvious lies unfold in real life, unfortunately nobody outside of a few would want to believe someone could lie so extensively but people do and she's one of them.

You were put in foster care due to crackhead parents, got a cushy lifestyle with a foster family - then just mooched your way from girlfriend to girlfriend, Such a hard life, eh?
I don't know why she doesn't think her constant tweaks to her timeline* affect the believability of her bullshit. This beast is so shockingly stupid.

 

[Chía P.]

Becky and destiny are both fatties but as least they would somewhat vocalize about being tired of eating out at chain restaurants fucking constantly.

Jade sounded pumped as hell today about ordering sushi and how it’s a “vibe”. Also it’s not shocking but the last month we have been hearing Jade speak off camera more and she sounds special needs to me.

I always think Jade sounds exactly like Becky but with a deeper voice and she really sounds unintelligent (anyone willing to date Amber has a mental deficit by default). She probably only got into college with the help of a sports scholarship and that's the only reason she was "athletic", but now that she doesn't have to go anymore she can get fat in peace with her wart hog.

 

[3322]

I'm not an environmentalist by any means, but the amount of garbage this worthless behemoth produces is absolutely infuriating. Climate activists should execute people like her in the streets if they really want to safe the planet.

 

[WasabiPasta]

I'm not an environmentalist by any means, but the amount of garbage this worthless behemoth produces is absolutely infuriating. Climate activists should execute people like her in the streets if they really want to safe the planet.

While true, considering the short amount of time she is going to be on the planet. and the fact that modern medicine has thankfully yeeted her womb, she probably has less of an environmental impact than say a skinny Christian with 10 little hellspawns.

 

[3322]

While true, considering the short amount of time she is going to be on the planet. and the fact that modern medicine has thankfully yeeted her womb, she probably has less of an environmental impact than say a skinny Christian with 10 little hellspawns.

Amberlynn as of today has the carbon footprint of an entire village, easily. You could feed a family of 10 for a month on the food she consumes and throws out in a week.

 

[Ozul]

Feeder type moment

 

[Logical Fallacies]

So I just watched 35 Amber vids in a row to catch up. I wasted all that time and nothing of interest happened.
Not that I expected for anything to have changed.

I don't expect her to behave like a normal grown up and get her childhood trauma treated and loose weight. She is the product of her environment and her (shitty) genetics so I am not really that surprised she can't better herself and is still a boring liar avoiding any kind of weight loss and the confrontation with her actual underlying mental health problems.

All she did is going back to what she did in the fag shack, thinking that what worked back then would work now. As if anyone watched because they liked her shitty hauls, shitty foods or her endless sit down vids crying about her 5th bout of cellulitis or urinary tract infection in a month. But that is what her life is. It is all she has to offer.

Still it is entertaining to me. It's like watching a fly flying against a closed window for the 1,000th time trying to escape, not realizing the next window is wide open.

Also you can get mad at me but I say this again:

1) Stop gatekeeping mental disorders just because you don't want the cow to have them.
2) Stop throwing BPD and NPD at every cow you dislike.
3) Every person deals differently with trauma and mental illness and there is no obligation to overcome it. Therapy is for the benefit of the person not for the benefit of society.

Also, would you seriously watch this fatty become boring and normal? Where is the fun in that?

Btw, the thing on her face is not a wart. It looks like an intradermal mole. It's common in that area.