Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Couldn't be open with her sexuality?
Try harder with your lies. Everyone knows the true and honest lesbian show was just that, a show.

Fat Cunt's personality changes with each new house slave and Jade is now showing us all what an arse-licking, mooching pile of shit she really is.

I love the really poor attempt at intimidation, it's laughable. Imagine allowing yourself to look that foolish for a crusty ball of stinking flesh who has hundreds of videos documenting what a vile cunt she is.
I hope Thumb continues. Let's see how gangsta Jade can get.
 
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You know Fatty will be seething that the Thumb has told the truth about her and now it's all damage limitation.
'People are lucky my girlfriend isn't the type to release receipts...' = typical narc/sociopath tactic. I could tell the truth, but I'm not going to. I'm above that cos I'm sooo speshull. She hasn't got shit. We've seen in the last few days with her striking channels, just what a nasty, vindictive bitch she is.
Hopefully the Thumb will start telling more home truths about Fatty. Love that for her.
 
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this is NOT a weight loss series | what I ate today | episode 5​



Another day, another gain. Amber's back with a new book (recommended by her therapist, called "The Fuck It Diet," an appropriate title to give a woman who's entire attitude towards food could already be summed up with "fuck it"), and a new weight: 496 lbs exactly. All's fine, though; Amber assures us that she's not really trying to lose weight, just lower her calories. Sure. Whatever you say.

Consooms: Maruchan Instant Lunch ramen; lentil chips; her FAT Starbucks order of: grande Chai Frappuccino, two vanilla scones, and a chocolate cake pop; rice, broccoli, and meatballs; and Stove Top chicken stuffing.

Weight: 496.0 lbs (+0.8 elbees)
Calories: 2572
Steps: 2300

Tldr: Boring, fat, etc. etc.
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She microwaves the ramen noodles in the styrofoam container. You know, that container that says “Do Not Microwave”, you imbecile. At least she tells us a fun story about the time her mom let her get third-degree burns from boiling water because Amber couldn’t wait for her styrofoam cancer food. Yay?

She also loves Stovetop Stuffing and feels like it is a cultural thing. Yes, for people who are too damn lazy to make the homemade version for Thanksgiving and/or Christmas. Jade hates it. No shit. The house nigger’s mom probably knows how to make cornbread stuffing that doesn’t come from a box.
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
She microwaves the ramen noodles in the styrofoam container. You know, that container that says “Do Not Microwave”, you imbecile. At least she tells us a fun story about the time her mom let her get third-degree burns from boiling water because Amber couldn’t wait for her styrofoam cancer food. Yay?

She also loves Stovetop Stuffing and feels like it is a cultural thing. Yes, for people who are too damn lazy to make the homemade version for Thanksgiving and/or Christmas. Jade hates it. No shit. The house nigger’s mom probably knows how to make cornbread stuffing that doesn’t come from a box.
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MAH CULTUR!

meth abuse, CPS, nutritionally emaciated obese children.
 
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Squid Bitch said:

this is NOT a weight loss series | what I ate today | episode 5​

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Another day, another gain. Amber's back with a new book (recommended by her therapist, called "The Fuck It Diet," an appropriate title to give a woman who's entire attitude towards food could already be summed up with "fuck it"), and a new weight: 496 lbs exactly. All's fine, though; Amber assures us that she's not really trying to lose weight, just lower her calories. Sure. Whatever you say.

Consooms: Maruchan Instant Lunch ramen; lentil chips; her FAT Starbucks order of: grande Chai Frappuccino, two vanilla scones, and a chocolate cake pop; rice, broccoli, and meatballs; and Stove Top chicken stuffing.

Weight: 496.0 lbs (+0.8 elbees)
Calories: 2572
Steps: 2300

Tldr: Boring, fat, etc. etc.
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There goes that left eyeball straying away from the other. Guess they don’t wanna play together.
 
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Holy fuck, that book ALR got recommended to her by her therapist or whoever really says a lot about who this therapist person is. The chapters have such self-affirming titles like "The Luck of the Thin" and "FatPhobia". Certainly this won't be a 500 page hugbox that just affirms ALR's bad habits and encourages her to change nothing about her life and just blame everyone and everything else.
 
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Bigbadyeet said:
It’s funny how little anyone cares about Big Al, Becky just dropped a video about how Hamber claiming she couldn’t be open her sexuality with Becky hurt her and Amber lied to her about it constantly despite Becky asking.

Also her house Nigger is doing a Instagram QnA and gaslight the fuck out of Becky for what she said in the video.

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Also the lie about Jade being local she just admitted herself
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The all caps font is so obnoxious.

I also like the "not the type to release receipts." Right now she's the type to say "no wrong" without proof. If she were the type to release receipts she'd be the type to say "no wrong" and present proof about public accusations. Definitely a worse type, Jade, you're right.
 
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dfranki723 said:
I hope Thumb continues. Let's see how gangsta Jade can get.
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Laughing my ass off here! Everyone of these asswiping idiots of Hamber's eventually tries to White Knight her.

Does anybody else remember Becky pounding her fist in her hand and playing tough guy to defend this absolute piece of fat narcissistic shit?

Kiwi Farms remembers. It was so fucking laughable then and it's even more laughable now that Negress Jade is trying to pull the exact same shit.

Fuck you, Jade. And double fuck-you Hamber. Oh my! Your mean words scare me!

Slappy's insane advice? Become a throuple. Then you can both White Knight a 500 ellbees total pile of narcissistic shit.

My bet is on the Thumb because of tard strength. But the Negress gots NY and likely a switchblade. Throw down you lunatic fucking cunts, and may the best tard wrangler win.
 
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dacwcman68 said:
Holy fuck, that book ALR got recommended to her by her therapist or whoever really says a lot about who this therapist person is. The chapters have such self-affirming titles like "The Luck of the Thin" and "FatPhobia". Certainly this won't be a 500 page hugbox that just affirms ALR's bad habits and encourages her to change nothing about her life and just blame everyone and everything else.
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I hope there's an audiobook version for Fatty

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My bet is on the Thumb because of tard strength. But the Negress gots NY and likely a switchblade. Throw down you lunatic fucking cunts, and may the best tard wrangler win.
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The winner will be the one who can hold off having a heart attack longest. I take it they're fighting under sumo rules?
Bigbadyeet said:
I can see resemblance but I wouldn’t be 100% confident without knowing the source
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Tapatio
 
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Last of the Jade QnA:

Isn’t this literally what Becky said almost word for word?? Well except Becky thought amber might kill herself soon but she is doing a job of it, just longer term

Secondly, she was watching her well before they ever spoke, it’s pretty obvious why everyone hates her.22482766-AD8B-489F-BB89-08BBDD20590D.jpeg
 
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Last of the Jade QnA:

Isn’t this literally what Becky said almost word for word?? Well except Becky thought amber might kill herself soon but she is doing a job of it, just longer term

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May the Negress suffocate in a Hamber fat-fold trying to give her a hickey. Really, Negress, WTF is wrong with you?
Being the thread therapist here, relax on the couch. Then tell me where you touched the disgusting oozing fat and why.
It's not too late to save your weird black ass, but you have to want to save it.
 
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