Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

I mean, have we ever even seen her talk to a non-gay man outside of her girlfriend's families?

Point taken, but most wouldn't give her the time of day to begin with, other than to utter "Beanbag in a hurry!" And when her only point of conversation is ME, ME, ME, you couldn't get a word in edgewise.

 

[440088]

Woman do not size out of dicks. The range of available suitors merely changes. Women can always get the dick if they want to. A dick is the easiest thing to get on this earth and the only thing you have to do is smile in its general direction. See Chantal, Amy, Shannon, Sagi, Jen or whatever other fat cow is on this site. Who all behave distinctly different from Amber.

If Amber were any form of straight and wanted actual dick, she would get a dick. Amber wants a partner but not one with a dick (threatening) and also not one who tries to sex her (also threatening). She has deep seated problems with sexuality and these retarded fat lesbians with their mental issues concerning food and sexuality serve her very well. Just wait, Jade 100% has her own version of mental fuckery going on. I am not even sure Jade is all the serious about her open relationship/bdsm shit. Until I see evidence of it happening, this is just another LARP for Youtube bucks.

There will be zero dicks in Amber's life. Only gay dicks are allowed because they are not threatening. I mean, have we ever even seen her talk to a non-gay man outside of her girlfriend's families?

Yeah, I thought it was obvious. Idk why everybody thinks amber is gay out of necessity. Jesus fucking Christ if Tammy and Amy can get dick anybody can. Not to demean men (lmao) but dick isn’t that hard to fish for. It’s twice as hard for amber for get a obedient lesbian in the hills of Kentucky than it would be for her to just shack up with some bubba dumb fuck. If any of you watching think amber is ever going to get with a man you’re stupid lol. That girl hates dick. This is all Wifeys influence.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Fatty has not got a 'normal' sexual orientation. She is only interested in food, attention and money, all tied together with an instant gratification bow.
If she was all alone and anyone turned up as her latest caretaker, she'd go along with it. Black, white, Africa, Asia, Hispanic, straight, gay, tranny, man or woman, it really doesn't matter.
Will you wipe her, wash her, ignore her stank, stay in her sty most of the time? Can you drive? Will you fetch food at any time of the day and night?
Usually (but perhaps not this time, as the jury's still out) you need to be less intelligent or at least less forward than Fatty. What I'm trying to say is, Fatty wants you to know your place. Yes, you have to play the dominant, male role - but only to reinforce, at least in her own mind, if not publicly, that Fatty is a dainty, delicate gorl. BUT, you always have to remember, she is the boss and when she says jump, then you'd better jump.
Long story short - if you're prepared to wipe her and not tell on it, then Fatty finds you 'attractive'.

 

[dfranki723]

She doesn't need a partner to be attracted to her, she needs one who is easier to control.

Braindead lesbians are the best option for that. Of course there are revolting men who are into landwhales but they would not stick around for the tantrums and jealousy. Retarded rug munchers would and that's been proven time and time again. It takes a lot to get them to leave.

Fat Cunt could get a man to fondle her cheesy folds BUT she couldn't keep him and control him and she knows that. She'd be a fetish and given she lacks anything else besides FAT it wouldn't be enough.
It seems blatant that she enjoys thinking men want to fuck her, strange that most lesbians are mortified by that idea.

She just needs an easy to control bitch. That's it.
Let's not forget it's not like she can love any of them. There is zero romance in her life outside of the horrific facade she puts out online for the sole purpose of proving a point to her HAYDUUURZ.

 

[Montage]

The thing about calories and fat people is that they'll burn them quicker because they are fat. So if she's walking, putting strain on her body and her heart is reaching 150bpm? She's definitely burning calories. For me? 41 minutes of exercise burns 217 calories, for someone who is a bigger size? It could mean they burn 500-600 calories.

Just thought this little bit of info might be helpful lol

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

The thing about calories and fat people is that they'll burn them quicker because they are fat. So if she's walking, putting strain on her body and her heart is reaching 150bpm? She's definitely burning calories. For me? 41 minutes of exercise burns 217 calories, for someone who is a bigger size? It could mean they burn 500-600 calories.

Just thought this little bit of info might be helpful lol

If Fatty put in absolutely any effort whatsoever, then she would lose weight. At her (admitted) size, she could still eat thousands of calories every day. A few minutes walking would help her burn a shit-ton of calories when compared to an average sized person doing the same thing.
Her step count is complete bullshit. Even 2000 steps plus, in a one level apartment is not realistic. People who live in a 3 or 4 bed house, who go up and down stairs a few times per day would struggle to hit that number . Add the fact she's lazy as fuck, and I doubt she would hit 500 and that's being generous.
Best case - If she sleeps in bed, then bed to toilet, to kitchen, to couch. Then possibly to the bathroom for a shit. Then to bed. And that's a good day.
Probable - Sleeps sitting on couch. Shuffles over on couch to piss and shit. Possibly goes to kitchen once if her caretaker's out and brings as much as she can carry back with her. Then sleeps on the couch, sitting up.
The only extra steps she would get in, are if she has to answer the door for her deliveries and when she's filming, so she can prove all the hates are wrong.
As for 'actively losing weight', taking her day 1 to be our day 0... In 4 days, Her Royal Fatness, starting at just shy of 500 pounds, has somehow gained 2 pounds.
As for her calories, over 5 days, she's pretending to average out at a little over 2500 per day. She would be losing weight quite easily if this were true. Instead of gaining, she'd be losing the same numbers, if not more.

 

[RedHerring]

Downloaded and read the complaint referenced by this case, which appears to be regarding our gorl's gorl. Has anyone else seen this?

 

[FatalTater]

Downloaded and read the complaint referenced by this case, which appears to be regarding our gorl's gorl. Has anyone else seen this?

Is Jade Francis suing a used furniture seller?

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

If Fatty put in absolutely any effort whatsoever, then she would lose weight. At her (admitted) size, she could still eat thousands of calories every day. A few minutes walking would help her burn a shit-ton of calories when compared to an average sized person doing the same thing.
Her step count is complete bullshit. Even 2000 steps plus, in a one level apartment is not realistic. People who live in a 3 or 4 bed house, who go up and down stairs a few times per day would struggle to hit that number . Add the fact she's lazy as fuck, and I doubt she would hit 500 and that's being generous.
Best case - If she sleeps in bed, then bed to toilet, to kitchen, to couch. Then possibly to the bathroom for a shit. Then to bed. And that's a good day.
Probable - Sleeps sitting on couch. Shuffles over on couch to piss and shit. Possibly goes to kitchen once if her caretaker's out and brings as much as she can carry back with her. Then sleeps on the couch, sitting up.
The only extra steps she would get in, are if she has to answer the door for her deliveries and when she's filming, so she can prove all the hates are wrong.
As for 'actively losing weight', taking her day 1 to be our day 0... In 4 days, Her Royal Fatness, starting at just shy of 500 pounds, has somehow gained 2 pounds.
As for her calories, over 5 days, she's pretending to average out at a little over 2500 per day. She would be losing weight quite easily if this were true. Instead of gaining, she'd be losing the same numbers, if not more.

3/4 of those 2000 steps is just her Fitbit counting every time she brings the fork to her mouth as steps. Fitbits are cheap chinese trash known for artificially inflating step counts to appease retarded fat niggercattle like Hamber.

 

[RedHerring]

Is Jade Francis suing a used furniture seller?

It would appear so. According to the complaint, she has epilepsy and the company did not make adequate accommodations for her disability. What's interesting is that part of the complaint directly attributes her reluctance to perform any in-office tasks to fear of contracting COVID-19 and the health-related fallout with respect to her disability. But that certainly didn't stop her from flying out to visit/move in with Big Al.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Is Jade Francis suing a used furniture seller?

That may be so. Disability Discrimination.

Jades Linkedin lists her as having been a Customer Experience Manager with the company.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

So, just to clarify... someone with fucking epilepsy... is driving round Lexington... with a 600 pound cannonball... who cannot fit in a seatbelt.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[FatalTater]

So, just to clarify... someone with fucking epilepsy... is driving round Lexington... with a 600 pound cannonball... who cannot fit in a seatbelt.

What could possibly go wrong?

Driving while epileptic? Maybe we should ask Peter Monn about that.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Amazing how Wipey's 'epilepsy' needs to be accommodated at work, but she's fine to drive around. As we all suspected from day 1, a fucking grifter out for easy money from anywhere she can get it. No wonder she fits (pun intended) right into the Amberverse.
Not been a good couple of days for Fatty and her assistant. This on top of the Thumb biting back. Finally we might get a bit of action.

 

[RedHerring]

Amazing how Wipey's 'epilepsy' needs to be accommodated at work, but she's fine to drive around. As we all suspected from day 1, a fucking grifter out for easy money from anywhere she can get it. No wonder she fits (pun intended) right into the Amberverse.
Not been a good couple of days for Fatty and her assistant. This on top of the Thumb biting back. Finally we might get a bit of action.

And you know she moved in with Big Al because she thought she could skate by like Becky did without having a job. Too bad her death grip on her privacy has contributed to strangling Big Al's views to less than half of what they once were. Big yikes.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

One of Wipey’s 3 jobs?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

While I lean to thinking Big Al is lesbian or bi, I'm not entirely convinced even she knows wtf she is because, as others have said, she cares first and foremost about attention. She does not want to be alone, and she wants to be as center of attention as she can be. I'm definitely not sold on the too fat for a man argument because isn't that Life By Jen woman fatter than Al and dating a man? And sure he's an addict or some shit (I don't follow Jen) but he's still probably more of a catch than 90% of straight men in Kentucky. Show me a straight Kentucky man who isn't a trailer trash addict.

 

[I am vomit]

While I lean to thinking Big Al is lesbian or bi, I'm not entirely convinced even she knows wtf she is because, as others have said, she cares first and foremost about attention. She does not want to be alone, and she wants to be as center of attention as she can be. I'm definitely not sold on the too fat for a man argument because isn't that Life By Jen woman fatter than Al and dating a man? And sure he's an addict or some shit (I don't follow Jen) but he's still probably more of a catch than 90% of straight men in Kentucky. Show me a straight Kentucky man who isn't a trailer trash addict.

The only other straight ones I know are the religious types who think listening to the radio will invite demons in your home and I can't see Amber dealing with that even in the short term either.

 

[M.T. Graves]

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One of Wipey’s 3 jobs?

Looks like Hambo finally got someone on the inside. Wonder how much food she brings home from her shifts for the beast.

 

[Masta]

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One of Wipey’s 3 jobs?

Damn, she ugly.

If that was my partner, I would be questioning my sexuality too.