Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I can see Amber showing up first thing in the morning and having an absolute meltdown at the desk that she was prescribed meds that can kill her and demanding to see someone NAO, and them shoving her in a room to shut her up away from other patients and having a PA attend to her.

I think that's what happened.

Her having a resting blood pressure better than an Olympic athlete is one of the most hilarious lies she's ever told.
 
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Ya’ll are posting about her crushing Jade’s legs but just letting this gem slide. It gives me so much nostalgia! What was it she was claiming? She and Thumb used to have sex like 10x a week? Jade is even better at imaginary sex than Thumb.
 
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AnonymousThrowLala said:
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Ya’ll are posting about her crushing Jade’s legs but just letting this gem slide. It gives me so much nostalgia! What was it she was claiming? She and Thumb used to have sex like 10x a week? Jade is even better at imaginary sex than Thumb.
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She’s talking about the orgasms she gets from the 12 meals she has per day.
 
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AnonymousThrowLala said:
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Ya’ll are posting about her crushing Jade’s legs but just letting this gem slide. It gives me so much nostalgia! What was it she was claiming? She and Thumb used to have sex like 10x a week? Jade is even better at imaginary sex than Thumb.
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Hamber, who can't walk more than 20 feet without wheezing for breath and who wanted to be able to walk a mile after 100 days, having sex for five hours at a time and getting a dozen Os? She really is a virgin.

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It's HIPAA, you fat fucking bitch, none of the post was breaking any HIPAA law, and the poster didn't say she was a nurse, she said she worked there. ReaderLynn and her wogazillion books a month. No wonder she gets through them so quickly. It's easy if you're just flipping pages, have no idea what words mean, and can't comprehend anything.
 
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I enjoy getting a bit stupid MATI watching her...but this has made me offically pissed. I have worked in numerous cancer centers. I have watched talks by and have met world renown cancer doctors including Jim Allison, Carl June, Nick Restifo , etc. I have also worked and talked with with every day oncologists and cancer researchers. I have gone to cancer conferences and talked to scientists in clinical and pre-clinical programs....What they all have in common is that they care passionately about their work and really strive to extend the lives of their patients. Many of these people, including myself, have lost people to cancer. What they are not is half-assed. What they are not is dismissive if someones records are lost in the system.

Her post is a slap in the face to all of these people who really bust their asses to improve the lives of cancer patients like her. She half-assed her own recovery and she is blaming them??????? Right now her oncologist and medical team care more if her cancer stays in remission than she does herself and others are working harder to keep her above ground than she is doing herself. She makes me think about all of the patients that we ask to be in our clinical trials and how these patients step up to help others by giving blood and whatever other samples that they can in order to help those that come after them. These patients go out of their way to keep up their treatment conditions and testing schedule and I appreciate every single ml of blood and every cell that I get from them and I will pipet until my fingers bleed to make sure that it is worth it. If only she cared as much about her cancer as the oncology community does.

She is entitled and selfish and lazy.

Sorry for the rant, I had to get that out.
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Bigbadyeet said:
Amberlynn Reid BLASTED by Karen the Local Guide on Google Reviews!
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This is the same kind shit disturbing attention seeking sped that left reviews for The Henry informing them they're housing a notorious transphobe and animal abuser. They do this kind of crap whenever they identify anyone Amber has contact with.

Amber's obviously lying about some aspect of this episode, but whatever devastating consequences Karen is hoping to inflict ain't gonna happen.
 
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my diet update, shopping, & makeup declutter | vlog 5​

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I get irrationally angry with every video that she’s in public. Rubbing her nasty fat paws all over everything. Absolutely disgusting. Reaching and pointing at things like a toddler. I just can’t help it.
 
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What is she even talking about with "I'm not supposed to take estrogen" after a hysterectomy? Yes, she and every other woman who undergoes the procedure is supposed to take estrogen. I guess since her giant period hole is probably perpetually drenched from yeast and swamp bacteria she's not worrying about dry pussy caused by lack of estrogen, but early onset osteoporosis making her dainty bones so brittle they crumble under the sheer weight of her should be a priority for this dumptruck.
 
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Bigbadyeet said:
Real love is getting squashed by your 600lb gorlfriend, anything else is slim people propaganda, honey your fat phobia is showing!


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Sweet Baby Black Jesus... couldn't imagine that on my lap (God help imagining it on my face) or anywhere within 500 yards of my personal being.

And Slappy wrestled outside his weight class a few times when younger and truly desperate.

But this? Can't even and refuse to even believe she has anything sexual going on, despite claims of 5 hour sexual deviance and 12 orgasms.

Yeah, her FAT is showing. Anybody that can infogram how she actually has sex, I'll give you True and Honest. From my distorted beliefs to this T-Rex arms that can't even masturbate.

Slappy pouring annudder double.
 
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