Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Boyz and gorlz....ContradictionLynn back in da houzz.

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I believe up there somewhere ^^^ is the screencap of her saying she sees the alphabet horizontally and in colors. But now, no images.

this is the problem with Hamber trying to be way too much a corky gorl: she just think some ailment or malady fits some random thing she felt at some point, and that means she has new muh mentals XYZ. Except she doesn't actually read up or study what XYZ is or does or what it means. Like being diagnosed (in that first 50 minute visit!) with both bipolar disorder and depression, which are not comorbidities. Now we have synesthesia and a dark void where her brain should be. Personally, I believe the latter one to be right on the money. That particular muh mentalz is called "stupidity".
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Late, but glad to hear this braindead begemoth has admitted to having an empty fucking head with no thoughts blowing through
 
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All Jade would have to do is throw her race in the mix after their breakup. Fatty would get jumped on by even the most loyal followers, she only got away with the Kasey shit because it happened before she had a larger following.

If Wipey decided to go to town on Ham, I truly think that's what'd finally do her in.
She should choose her carers more carefully. She never considers how severe the fallout could be once it all ends. Hamber has gotten away with trashing her exes over and over again, it won't work next time.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
I wonder what Jade's family thinks of her? After paying for her education, teaching her manners, and now seeing her in a relationship with a 500 pounds toddler, they must be proud of her.
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They don't give a shit. Everything about Jade screams "broken home/dysfunctional family of origin" just like Amber, and the rest of them i.e. Becky, Destiny etc
 
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Loathing Fear said:
Ham, who's going to learn (lol) the hard way that Grifters are incapable of real loyalty or love.
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Are we forgetting Hammy is also a grifter? Albeit, not a very good one. She does make very feeble attempts at grifting though. She’s also been a hobosexual up until this relationship and could very well continue her u-haul lesbian streak after the Wipey era. Might not be likely though, considering how fucking ginormous she is now. Her size would make it even more challenging and we know Big Ham quits (or doesn’t attempt) anything that’s even moderately difficult.
 
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mekalekahi said:
I for sure thought Amber was going to do a livestream in the middle of the night last night saying she’s been crying,lots of stuff has been happening behind the scenes and that she went to the ER for a stomach bug. Anytime she ghosts after being a cunt, it’s because she wants attention and wants to reset by garnering sympathy for some bullshit.
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There is still plenty of time for this. Chantal really made the ER trip distraction technique a very valid strategic move (I vaguely recall 2 instances she did it right around the time she got very significant backlash and it just somehow gave everyone instant amnesia).

ALR however prefers to either (a) vaguely allude to her mentulz and say she doesn’t feel safe talking about it yet but she’s been going through it (🎻) or (b) ignore it altogether, pretend nothing happened at all until it goes away. I mean she used (b) pretty damn successfully when Jade’s photos by her luxury apartment were taken and then again when people spotted the cigs in a video and accused them of belonging to wipey by pointing out Jade appeared to be smoking in the pic. Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe the McDonald’s photo was also released separately following that and also never addressed. Ignore something long enough and it will go away in her world.

Plus, she’s already tried to backpedal by asking herself an IG question designed to make it seem like she obviously wasn’t blaming Becky but rather the environment and she vehemently agreed with herself because duh she would never insinuate Becky who was there during the hardesssst time of her life would cause her cancer. In her mind it’s possible she has already addressed it. Now it’s time to give the internet a break so we can all forget it happened and just be grateful our queen has returned… perhaps with a staggering update about losing .8 lbs??
 
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Late upload, classic Amberlynn. Love bombing Wipey for their anniversary, muh bipolar, and mentalz excuses. Yeah, no shit there's a cycle and it's not just bipolar. Amberlynn finally dropped off those items for the homeless shelter and spergs about murder mysteries. Also there is a Twinkie and Rarity sighting. Amberlynn went to the doctor for a check up and says she has a weird lump under her arm, Ozempic is making her nauseous, and she's getting therapy for her lymphedema. No weigh-in.

At the end of the video she drops this breadcrumb. What a snoozefest.
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StyrofoamFridge said:

Late upload, classic Amberlynn. Love bombing Wipey for their anniversary, muh bipolar, and mentalz excuses. Yeah, no shit there's a cycle and it's not just bipolar. Amberlynn finally dropped off those items for the homeless shelter and spergs about murder mysteries. Also there is a Twinkie and Rarity sighting. Amberlynn went to the doctor for a check up and says she has a weird lump under her arm, Ozempic is making her nauseous, and she's getting therapy for her lymphedema. No weigh-in.

At the end of the video she drops this breadcrumb. What a snoozefest.
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THERAPY? For lymphedema? Usually they start with medication like lasix sometimes with bariatric sized compression things that go on the legs and if that’s not enough they will try lymphatic massage.
 
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