Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I imagine the "therapy" she is referring to is similar to the below.

Complete decongestive physiotherapy is a 2-phase noninvasive therapeutic regimen. The first phase consists of manual lymphatic massage, multilayered inelastic compression bandaging, remedial exercises, and meticulous skin care. Phase 2 focuses on self-care by means of daytime elastic sleeve or stocking compression, nocturnal wrapping, and continued exercises.

Given a large portion of this therapy is reliant on the patient continuing in home care such as exercising, daily compression wraps and skin care, we can expect Amber to fail miserably at this as well. Also I feel pretty ill at the thought of someone having to massage that mass for her. 🤮🤢

Another job for Jade Francis AKA Wipey to take care of. Love that.
 
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Yet more medical problems for a 31 year old? Why the Hell would anyone get mixed up with this absolute burden of lard?
Even if she had a great personality and was loving and supportive, with a fun loving personality... just why would you? - Fatty is none of these things.
All you will ever have to look forward to is looking at 4 walls, constantly being pestered by Fatty and having to deal with her shitty personality and mounting medical problems.
There will never be any real vacations - hiding in a hotel in the next town along and ordering food is NOT a vacation. No Bora Bora. Not even a hike with your beloved.
There is no long-term future with this hog, whether that means 50 years building a life together or just celebrating her 40th birthday - you'll be in NYC, even if she manages to live that long.
I don't care how nice a person you are. Even the most ardent Ambaby would never get in any kind of relationship with her. The only people who will tolerate her are feeders and they soon bail when they are taking her to her 12th ER visit this month. Who is left? Money-grabbing grifters... Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Becky and Jade Francis of NYC.
 
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Hamberger Helper. said:
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More trash for her horde, under the guise of gifts for Wiper
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The shot she used for her youtube profile is magnificent. She looks like she's half her size!!

FupaCitySheriff said:
Yet more medical problems for a 31 year old? Why the Hell would anyone get mixed up with this absolute burden of lard?
Even if she had a great personality and was loving and supportive, with a fun loving personality... just why would you? - Fatty is none of these things.
All you will ever have to look forward to is looking at 4 walls, constantly being pestered by Fatty and having to deal with her shitty personality and mounting medical problems.
There will never be any real vacations - hiding in a hotel in the next town along and ordering food is NOT a vacation. No Bora Bora. Not even a hike with your beloved.
There is no long-term future with this hog, whether that means 50 years building a life together or just celebrating her 40th birthday - you'll be in NYC, even if she manages to live that long.
I don't care how nice a person you are. Even the most ardent Ambaby would never get in any kind of relationship with her. The only people who will tolerate her are feeders and they soon bail when they are taking her to her 12th ER visit this month. Who is left? Money-grabbing grifters... Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Becky and Jade Francis of NYC.
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Wipey is a hobosexual like her
 
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“Something bad happened to ME”, huh?

In B4 something “bad” actually happened to Wipey or another one of the animals and FatAl makes it all about HER.

Swollen lymph nodes, sorry, noids, could be another infection, could be the cancer, could be just fat lymph noids. Imma go with FAT.
 
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Rate me late, but she's full of shit that her UTI's were misdiagnosed cancer. They gave her antibiotics because when they ran her urine sample, something showed an infection. Of course, like everyone else has already said, she should have followed up with her non-existent GP. She's an ignorant cunt who needs to be slapped upside her greasy head.

And I'm sick to death of her completely ignoring that her fat is the reason for most, if not all, of her health issues. Even her mentuhlz may have a connection to being mega-fat. Bodies are interconnected systems and if you don't take care of your full body, shit is going to stop working properly at some point. Celebrating five pounds of weight loss is pointless at her size because doesn't change a damn thing.

People like Hamber are a drain on the health-care system that she abuses when it suits her. The quicker she dies, the better.
 
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What's the betting that Fatty's manic bipolar phase was caused by Jade forgetting their one year anniversary?
Jade was probably going with the official story of her being the local My Gorlfriend, who started the relationship about 8 weeks later. Reality is Jade doesn't give a shit. You might say she out-Ambered, Amber. Love that for Fatty.
Remember back then? When Fatty claimed she had all these new friends that visited the sty and they all went out doing things together. Where did they all go? Did Fatty get a bit peckish and eat them all?
 
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At the end of the video she drops this breadcrumb. What a snoozefest.
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Maybe…maybe the no good, very bad totally rotten thing that happened to poor miss dainty ALR was MG, W leaving her? On their anniversary even? Maybe MG, W forgot it was their anniversary, perhaps if she left, she purposefully left on their anniversary. Or maybe she decided to go with the “official” anniversary date and therefore leave before their one year anniversary to make it easier for ALR. If she did leave, I hope she left out of the blue so that the porcine princess doesn’t have a new caregiver lined up yet. That will make for glorious, extra-fatty milk.
 
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