Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This new “you guise ruin EVERYTHING for me!!!” schtick is getting real old real fast. She’s REALLY been cranking up the victimlynn narrative with these latest videos. That coupled with the over explaining and over exaggerating re: her OH SO AWFUL INJURY, and the fake “bad bitch fuck da haydurs” attitude, she’s been particularly insufferable. How convenient for her that the farms went down during this part of the saga, too!

A lot of things sure have been convenient for her lately, huh.
Conveniently, she's become this way since falling and becoming bed bound.

This isn't a response to the hate. This is a response to the realisation that she has used this injury as an excuse to go back to all of her old habits including bingeen and staying in bed all day. She has taken all the progress she made and all of that good will it earned her and thrown it out the window because she had a fall. That's all it took.

All the weight is creeping back, she's bed bound again and hating herself more and more each day while projecting that on everyone around her. It's just what miserable people do.
 
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Sorry for the double post but this still is a perfect summary of her video:

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Lidurilly pointing the finger and schooling all the haydurs!
 
Hello, fellow assholes. I missed you desperately!

Alas, the Farms got swallowed up as I was doing the recap of her part 2, so that was lost. However, because I had things to say to rebut the bullshit she was dropping in that video, so I'm going to redo it, followed by the even more enraging (apparently, based on comments I've read - haven't watched any reaction channels on it) part 3. I'm about to sign of for tonight, as there are some medical things going on tomorrow that involve getting up at a truly ungodly hour just to be at the hospital an hour fucking early to fuck off and wait for the procedure WITHOUT COFFEE, I MIGHT ADD, so they'll have to wait until tomorrow.

What I will say is that if you haven't ha the chance, pop over to her community types on this book "discussion" thing she's started that is not an actual discussion involving her, because she jst drops a comment and then a question and vamooses. Comedy gold! Especially when she rips off other commenters and what they've said, and puts that in her next post as if it's her saying it. PlagiarizingLynn is what she is.


Ah.Unlike LiarLynn, I always adress things I've said that are in error. I never saw this broken ankle thing (or blotted it out of my memory), and I therefore stand corrected. I apologize for that statement and hereby withdraw that specific portion of it.


Just noted it in passing. Didn't showanything, not even the ride in the car o how grateful the shelter was for her "perfect" donation.
Missed you to boo. Looking forward to the recap and I hope you have a blast at your colonoscopy tomorrow!
This new “you guise ruin EVERYTHING for me!!!” schtick is getting real old real fast. She’s REALLY been cranking up the victimlynn narrative with these latest videos. That coupled with the over explaining and over exaggerating re: her OH SO AWFUL INJURY, and the fake “bad bitch fuck da haydurs” attitude, she’s been particularly insufferable. How convenient for her that the farms went down during this part of the saga, too!

A lot of things sure have been convenient for her lately, huh.
I agree. My guess is that wifey's personality is lacking so Amber has to fill in that gaps with her own cunty personality and I guess this is the result?
 
Any legal eagles on here? I've just been ferreting around, and found that My Gorlfriend's employment court case needed to have at least a one hour meeting within 14 days of around the 16/17 of this month.
Would My Gorlfriend need to be present?
Would it have to be done in person?
Obviously that's not a problem for My Gorlfriend. She lives in NY and seeing as a huge part of her claim is that she daren't even set foot into her work environment, there's no way she could, as an example, be living in Lexington. No way would she be able to pass through airports and be wedged on planes like a sardine.
Just made me wonder, because if My Gorlfriend was 'visiting family' - even though she lives locally - that would be around the time when Fatty 'fell'. Perhaps Fatty saw the perfect opportunity to punish My Gorlfriend for daring to leave her all alone? Then the extra benefits of having an excuse to hide in the sty for months and eat what she wants...
Where did you/ do you see this at? Last i saw the case had an (unfair) ruling of dismissal if the defendant wasnt served by May 31. Did the serving actually happen then? I see the case is still pending status

ETA the reason i say 'unfair' is the ruling should have been dismissal, not giving the plaintiff 2 more weeks to serve. The order states they must be served within 90 days, on the 90th day that it shoudl have been served, then gives them 2 more weeks to get it done, which is unfair. The order should have been outright dismissal when it was written.
 
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A few hours after her latest "read along" post, Amber decided instead to take her ball and go home.

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She’s not finishing the book, which is why she’s canceling it.


Also “read along” is supposed to be basically a YouTuber (usually more than one) and subs reading the same book and discussing it. Usually culminates in a live show at the end. It IS a book club like discussion online but it’s not regular.
 
This is just a theory I’ve had for a while about Amber and why we see what we see (as well as when we see it) on her channel. (Note: ‘victim’, ‘rescuer’, and ‘perpetrator’ refer to the Karpman Drama Triangle).

Money is a big part of the motivation for the type of content Amber does - just look at the clickbait titles and thumbnails. And being mentally and emotionally stuck at 13 does make her approximations of adult behaviour look bizarre and laughable. Still, even she isn’t so dumb that she can’t see how to grow and make more money on her channel (Mukbangs and trainwreck drama).

She makes enough to buy what she wants, so I suspect profit is secondary and the primary purpose of her channel is to manipulate the real life people caught in her orbit. Every strange story arc reflects some weird triangulation or manipulation she’s trying on her partner/their family IRL. Putting it out there online is an attempt to give it credibility. It’s another version of the overused “ask anyone in my real life” line she says to us to try and hide a lie she’s telling.

The channel has never been for her audience - likely the main reason she gets herself in such a twist any time her audience has any opinion of her antics. She doesn’t like people revealing the grift to her marks. But she NEEDS the input from the audience to justify her fragile mental state and the frequent appearance of ‘The Binge Monster’.

I’m sure that during the Krystal era Amber would say stuff like “I’m TRYEEEEN, babe! Do you think I’d actually put this out on YouTube in front of strangers if I wasn’t serious?”

The eavesdropping rain petals thing was probably due to Destiny getting tired of Amber’s shit (and Amber didn’t think that Casey would find out and post a rebuttal). Amber took the position of victim (always does), then cast Destiny as the rescuer and Casey as the perpetrator.

The constant stream of maladies in Spring 2020 was her attempt to steal attention back from Norma and her pesky little stage four metastasized cancer until OOPS, holy shit the doctor actually found something wrong.

The “I need more money” grift in Spring 2021 (selling dollar store stickers, trash bulk common Shopkins, and earrings) was some scam she was running on the Thumb. Amber knew she wouldn’t get decent money for selling this trash - but it got Becky running off her ass doing all of the work for Amber’s business. I mean, she even got Becky to get an UberEats delivery job! Maybe she saw Becky was growing a spine and needed to keep her overwhelmed and too busy to think.

All of the recent bullshit has been her either trying to break down Jade’s boundaries, or to pivot and switch tactics because many of her usual tactics haven’t worked. The constant slamming of Becky is us watching Amber triangulate Jade and Becky (putting Jade as the rescuer and Becky as the Perpetrator). Same with baiting her audience to respond to her online antics, then crying that everyone is ‘booleen’ her. We’re the perpetrators and Amber gets to push Jade into the role of rescuer.

I believe the whole exaggerated ankle injury nonsense is Amber trying to punish Jade for the bit of independence she has and force her to stay close all the time. And the online drama gives her the excuse to stop all of this self-improvement bullshit Jade’s pushing her to do - because Amber lured her with the assurance that Amber wanted to get better and not be a complete burden like all of the other death(star)fats.

All for Amber to live her true life’s purpose: staying in bed all day stuffing her face due to her mentulz, while using her gorlfriends as indentured servants.

(Edit: accidentally typed ‘ticks’ instead of tactics)
 
A few hours after her latest "read along" post, Amber decided instead to take her ball and go home.

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So I don't know where story-time was happening but it seems she stopped engaging/interacting about the book and people were just asking why. So she didn't feel like it anymore and decided to blame her audience.
 

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GG (the gaining ground) has been reacting to Amber's recent videos and its safe to say he's starting to be over it with Amber. I will give points for keeping a level head and trying to find positives in the situation type deal but at the end of the day its a 30 year old making a big deal out of a fall and crying about trauma that she refuses to allow help over. Yeah people go too far with their comments but she's been doing this for 10 years either quit and get a normal job or grow some balls and get offline
 
Hey assholes, I've missed you.

This bitch is still fat and insufferable. She really is acting like she had the worst childhood to ever happen to anyone in the history of forever. She needs to grow the fuck up and get over it. Her parents were junkies and she lived in foster care. According to her stories, she was a dancer, soccer star, makeup artist, and anything else she wanted to be so how the fuck has it caused so much trauma?

This new “you guise ruin EVERYTHING for me!!!” schtick is getting real old real fast. She’s REALLY been cranking up the victimlynn narrative with these latest videos.
Well she sure as shit isn't going to accept any responsibility or admit she might be wrong. She didn't quit because she always does, it was the haydurs. She was just trying to spend her infirm time educating the masses but people just wouldn't let her.

Ozempic is over, right?
Of course it is. She's immobile and bored which means she's stuffing her face. No way she'd stay on it if it was making her not want to eat. Remember her "making" herself eat 3 pieces of pizza even though she was taking an appetite suppressant?

Lol LUXERY CREMACION
Only the best for this dainty queen.
 
This is just a theory I’ve had for a while about Amber and why we see what we see (as well as when we see it) on her channel. (Note: ‘victim’, ‘rescuer’, and ‘perpetrator’ refer to the Karpman Drama Triangle).

Money is a big part of the motivation for the type of content Amber does - just look at the clickbait titles and thumbnails. And being mentally and emotionally stuck at 13 does make her approximations of adult behaviour look bizarre and laughable. Still, even she isn’t so dumb that she can’t see how to grow and make more money on her channel (Mukbangs and trainwreck drama).

She makes enough to buy what she wants, so I suspect profit is secondary and the primary purpose of her channel is to manipulate the real life people caught in her orbit. Every strange story arc reflects some weird triangulation or manipulation she’s trying on her partner/their family IRL. Putting it out there online is an attempt to give it credibility. It’s another version of the overused “ask anyone in my real life” line she says to us to try and hide a lie she’s telling.

The channel has never been for her audience - likely the main reason she gets herself in such a twist any time her audience has any opinion of her antics. She doesn’t like people revealing the grift to her marks. But she NEEDS the input from the audience to justify her fragile mental state and the frequent appearance of ‘The Binge Monster’.

I’m sure that during the Krystal era Amber would say stuff like “I’m TRYEEEEN, babe! Do you think I’d actually put this out on YouTube in front of strangers if I wasn’t serious?”

The eavesdropping rain petals thing was probably due to Destiny getting tired of Amber’s shit (and Amber didn’t think that Casey would find out and post a rebuttal). Amber took the position of victim (always does), then cast Destiny as the rescuer and Casey as the perpetrator.

The constant stream of maladies in Spring 2020 was her attempt to steal attention back from Norma and her pesky little stage four metastasized cancer until OOPS, holy shit the doctor actually found something wrong.

The “I need more money” grift in Spring 2021 (selling dollar store stickers, trash bulk common Shopkins, and earrings) was some scam she was running on the Thumb. Amber knew she wouldn’t get decent money for selling this trash - but it got Becky running off her ass doing all of the work for Amber’s business. I mean, she even got Becky to get an UberEats delivery job! Maybe she saw Becky was growing a spine and needed to keep her overwhelmed and too busy to think.

All of the recent bullshit has been her either trying to break down Jade’s boundaries, or to pivot and switch tactics because many of her usual tactics haven’t worked. The constant slamming of Becky is us watching Amber triangulate Jade and Becky (putting Jade as the rescuer and Becky as the Perpetrator). Same with baiting her audience to respond to her online antics, then crying that everyone is ‘booleen’ her. We’re the perpetrators and Amber gets to push Jade into the role of rescuer.

I believe the whole exaggerated ankle injury nonsense is Amber trying to punish Jade for the bit of independence she has and force her to stay close all the time. And the online drama gives her the excuse to stop all of this self-improvement bullshit Jade’s pushing her to do - because Amber lured her with the assurance that Amber wanted to get better and not be a complete burden like all of the other death(star)fats.

All for Amber to live her true life’s purpose: staying in bed all day stuffing her face due to her mentulz, while using her gorlfriends as indentured servants.

(Edit: accidentally typed ‘ticks’ instead of tactics)
Nah I think her injury was just an attempt to create a drama to drive traffic to her channel, just like the drama she started with Foodie. An injury would also get her sympathy and deflect from her blaming Becky for her cancer. It didn't work so she's lashing out/still raging. Any psych people here? Is this what they call an "extinction burst"?
 
Missed you to boo. Looking forward to the recap and I hope you have a blast at your colonoscopy tomorrow!
Fortunately, endoscopy today. When I get the asshole end done, y'all will be the first to know because I'll be bitching about the prep.

I agree. My guess is that wifey's personality is lacking so Amber has to fill in that gaps with her own cunty personality and I guess this is the result?

LOL. I was just typing "if we ignore the feeder/DDLG crap, she is probably a normal person". Then my brain kicked in and pointed out the grifting, the hiding from creditors/lawsuits, the moving many states away for a 600 pound toddler, and yeah, there are probably more crackers missing from that package.

Amberlynn Reid & Wifey - Documenting 1 Year of Lies & Manipulation​


Worth a watch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrLsQiPbHJE

I second this: it's excellently done.


I went to Amber's video to read the comments because there's comedy gold there sometimes and I get an ad for a CEMETERY
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I dunno. How you feeling these days? Something you need to tell us? Been looking for Doctor Lynn Medicine Woman's peer-reviewed papers in prestigious journals, or at least on WebMD?
 

truth about my injury, ranting about hate, & I'm a 500lb inspiration! | part 3​

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No matter what you're for, there are people are against it. That's life.

This should have been immediately deleted, like a pissed off email. But without faceless commenters, who's she gonna interact with? Jade? Methparents? LOL.

I'd advise going to touch grass, but that's not a possibility anymore. If only there were a warning...
 
Zachary Michael's reaction to Amber's latest BS is pretty close to my reaction, minus the positive stuff he says.
I swear, every time she said she got physical chest pains whenever she felt sad? Um. She is 31 years old and weighs 500 bajillion pounds! But the chest pain is from emotions. Sure.
Speaking of being 31 years old, that is a very important thing to keep at the front of the mind while watching Amber talk about how she can't do scratch art or Legos or color with crayons anymore because mean ol' strangers made fun of her about it. Thirty one years old.

ZM - reacting to Amberlynn's hater rant & failed book club

 
Fortunately, endoscopy today. When I get the asshole end done, y'all will be the first to know because I'll be bitching about the prep.
I hear ya. Had mine on Monday. Hard to watch people ‘weekend eating’ whilst I had to drink litres of lemon-flavoured prep every couple of hours. But, got the all-clear, so I’m sure you will too 👍🏻
 
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