Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

I have been trying to watch that video since it went live last night and keep falling asleep.
I think it's mostly BoringLynn acting like it's all fine and if you make a drinking game out of every time she says some version of "If it's boring don't watch" you will drown before the alcohol gets in your system.

At one point she says in response to Jordy's critique of her entertainment value, "Just fire me then!" Which seems like an awfully saucy attitude from someone who nearly shat herself when that unsubscribe boycott sort of happened a few years ago.

At about the 2 hours and 41 minute mark, SmugLynn says that reaction channels are not important. The look on her face is ... lol.
 
The unsubscribe movement during the Becky Era did not work because she was entertaining and it was produced by anger, hence invested emotion.
At that time, most subscribers were watching her, so she panicked. Now, with 203k subscribers and less than 50-60k views per video, fewer are watching. When she started on YouTube, the vlog style was all the rage. People were getting used to doing videos and testing the media. Now, to have a large following doing vlogs, you need to be a celebrity, which she is not, or find your niche, which she has not. One way to improve your YouTube product is to build audience loyalty with a personal connection. She is not connecting with her audience by being smug and dismissing her health issues. She wants to be treated as if she was skinny, but no one would watch her if she was.
 
Yeah, that's a no from me. I can't take either of them for longer than 10 minutes, three hours would be torture. There's not enough booze in the universe. I hope you don't do this to yourself @Diet Coke 4 Life
I absolutely will not. This isn't archived AL, so I give zero fucks.

That said, he does set off all my 'hypocrite' bells in my noggin.

I am just fearing that AL will do one of her hambrained 'reactions' to this shit and it'll be 6 hours long or something, 5 of those hours filled with her chewing like a fucking cow and dribbling salad dressing all over herself.
 
Well I hope if Wipey is about to bolt she has the decency to tell us why she was there in the first place. What is it with our gorls attracting mysterious partners recently?

I’m wondering if the fact the reddit boards got yeeted has had an effect on her views? I’ve seen a few random comments on the Chantal board on how people initially missed them (including the Farms when we were down) but after a while realised they really didn’t care that much. If that was your only source of Amber news it was like she dropped off the earth. Given the choice of raw-dogging her ‘content’ or finding a new cow to discuss I’m not surprised Chantal’s boards are suddenly much busier. Sorry Amber, you’re too boring for even Reddit now. That’s gotta sting.
No one else has had the decency to tell us why they were with Fat Albert in the first place, why would Jade Francis? AFAIK, Krystal, Dunce Cap, Fridge, NoNeck, Eric and Ricky have all been silent and just...missing without a trace of their whereabouts or whether they're alive or not.
Which strikes me a very odd...
I can sort of see Becky choosing to say nothing and just move on for her mental health, but I find it way too odd that the faggots and Dunce Cap have always been completely silent. Dunce is just a no account POS grifter, so I figured she'd just talk to stir up shit. I figured Ricky would just want people to know that Fat Albert has been stuck physically in a shower before, can't wipe her own ass, and sits in her own piss and shit for hours until her DRS worker comes along to hose her down.

But nothing. Only silence. What the hell?
 
No one else has had the decency to tell us why they were with Fat Albert in the first place, why would Jade Francis? AFAIK, Krystal, Dunce Cap, Fridge, NoNeck, Eric and Ricky have all been silent and just...missing without a trace of their whereabouts or whether they're alive or not.
Which strikes me a very odd...
I can sort of see Becky choosing to say nothing and just move on for her mental health, but I find it way too odd that the faggots and Dunce Cap have always been completely silent. Dunce is just a no account POS grifter, so I figured she'd just talk to stir up shit. I figured Ricky would just want people to know that Fat Albert has been stuck physically in a shower before, can't wipe her own ass, and sits in her own piss and shit for hours until her DRS worker comes along to hose her down.

But nothing. Only silence. What the hell?
The only person I've ever thought would have something to say would be Eric but that's because I totally believe he's messy af behind closed doors. The only other person that make sense is Becky and it's been a year. Despite what Amberlynn thinks, that's just petty and tacky
 
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Escaping Amber is like hiding behind a wall when the Gestapo is hunting ex-girlfriends. If you make a sound, then they find you and have to endure the torture of their attention.

Lidurlee nothing exists outside of Amber until she hears it, not even her beloved's birthday. Remember that voicemail with Norma that was leaked? Think of inviting that nasty bullshit back in your life because you squeaked. Best to keep quiet. It's really that simple.
 
Escaping Amber is like hiding behind a wall when the Gestapo is hunting ex-girlfriends. If you make a sound, then they find you and have to endure the torture of their attention.

Lidurlee nothing exists outside of Amber until she hears it, not even her beloved's birthday. Remember that voicemail with Norma that was leaked? Think of inviting that nasty bullshit back in your life because you squeaked. Best to keep quiet. It's really that simple.
Well that and a little bit of other things. Back when Ms. Moneybags was making bank, she lent money to Destiny and bought gifts for her and Fridge. I think she did for R&E as well. I don’t think it was as explicit as “here’s $200 for your rent, keep your goddamn mouth shut, capisce?” but it did have a bearing on it.

I’ve seen this before with narcs/BPD nightmares. For example, they do something seemingly nice for you so that if you ever do speak out against them, they’ll bring up that time they paid for your cat’s vet bill (ahem, whatever happened to Destiny’s kitten that Amber named? Ginger was it?) because now you look like an asshole.
 
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This never happened. No-one ever messaged her.
She's been pulling this "I got so many supportive and loving messages from true supporters" shit since she first started getting backlash or negativity on her channel years ago.

No-one believes you, Fat Amber.

On a side note, I have to say, people now referring to her as "Becky's Ex" is the most hilarious thing to happen in a while. 😂😆😂
 
SORT OF, BUT NOT QUITE A REEE-CAP IN THE SPOILER: Nothing Jordy said was really unique. There were no 'gotcha' moments that everyone didn't see when they watched her response to Jordy. I just kept skipping by 10 second increments throughout the entire livestream. It's not even worth twisting this into an episode of 'Ambiguously Gay Duo'. This is just a breakdown of how the video went, along with the voicemails:

Review starts at 12:47

This is completely predicable content. He calls her out on everything that everyone else would call her out on from this video. It's pointless, as we all know she'll watch this, then either never mention it to her audience, or lie and say that she hasn't watched it and won't because of 'boolean'. He's on point with everything (not slamming him), but it's stuff we all already know.

Jordy promised that he wouldn't pause every 10 seconds and talk for over a minute, but does exactly this.

2:34:53 Amber joins the chat. Says she'll tell him about Damon White.

2:44:44 Jordy goes offscreen and comes back in a long blonde wig. It was a Trisha Paytas 'Frenemies' joke.

3:02:21 Jordy gets voicemails from Amber.

3:03:13 Jordy plays voicemail 1. It's about 'Damon White'. Amber states that a friend of hers gave Amber her fake facebook account to see what was being said about her in a Facebook group, after asking her friend for the account. Amber says she only used it for a couple weeks. Amber implies that the short duration of use and her friend letting her use it somehow makes it not a big deal. Amber leaves out how many comments she made while using the account, first insulting herself to avoid suspicion, and then trying to defend herself/change the narrative while posing as Damon White.

3:06:36 Jordy plays voicemail 2. According to Amber, she has a love-hate relationship with Jordy, because he reminds her of a friend who was like family to her. Jordy makes the connection that Amber is talking about Eric. She finds it difficult, because Jordy 'hates her enough' to make reaction videos, but he reminds her of this dear friend. Basically, just pure mind-fuckery and manipulation. I don't know if Jordy really is this much of a drama-queen, or if this is a persona and sees through Amber. Based on the other things he said in this video, I'm hoping it's the latter. Rambles, then says she guesses that she does actually like his content since finding it. This sounds exactly like when Amber was buttering up Callie earlier this year.

3:09:52 Jordy plays voicemail 3, assuming that she's continuing to send them because she can see that he's playing them live for his audience. Amber says she sees the chat warning him that this is all a trap and that Amber's a manipulator, but she insists the chat is wrong. Jordy pauses to check the chat, and sees people warning him that it's a trap and she's gaslighting him, and she's done this to others reactors before him. Anyway, she tries to guilt him by saying "And I guess it's just something I have to live with, being Amberlynn Reid. I get it, the community around me" and asks him to look past that. Says she's going to go take Delta 8. Jordy is confused and the chat tells him what it is. Amber tells Jordy that she's tired of hiding and is ready to be herself. She likes Jordy,: and it is what it is.

3:14:22 Jordy plays voicemail 4. Amber's sad that people are telling Jordy that she's trying to manipulate him, and that Jordy's going to keep making the type of content that he wants to make. She admits to reaching out to reaction channels before. She doesn't want people to dislike her, and it's all because of her childhood trauma. Let's him know she won't contact him anymore, but says that she'll keep watching his content. She tells him she enjoys his personality. Frenemies 2.0 would be a hootenberry. Everyone starts filling the chat box with red flag emojis and warns him that it's a trap. Jordy is either stupid, or pretending to be stupid, because he's asking 'what is she trying to get out of this', as if we haven't watched this play out with Callie and Zachary Michael before. And that we are in the highest adsense time of the year and she just wants clicks and views.

The rest is just speculation about Amber's intentions, as well as other generic bullshit while he finishes the reaction.

TL;DR: Jordy catches Amber in all of the 'AHA' moments that everyone else already has. Amber appears in the chat, then sends him a series of voicemails, intending for him to play them on the livestream. Jordy plays along. It's all fabricated nonsense that doesn't matter. I'd recommend watching Karina Kaboom's video instead, as it's 25 minutes instead of 3 1/2 hours, but it's not really worth listening to these voicemails.
 
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I don't give a shit about the reactors for the most part. Sometimes I'll put the clip compilation channels on for background noise (my fave Optavia saga being condensed into one vid, for example) but Jordy, Zach, and the like? Meh.

That being said... I can barely sit through a Lord of the Rings flick and those movies are a million times more watchable compared to this. I can't even think of anyone on YouTube I would watch a full three hour video for, regardless of content. I barely watch livestreams for a reason. So the idea of a three hour reaction video, livestream or no, is a hard pass for me. Especially since I don't give any sort of shit about Jordy. Even him getting more hits than Amber is expected, so while amusing it is not gut busting funny either.
 
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