Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[toilet_rainbow]

Actually, most hysterectomies are performed vaginally these days. Being a "been there, done that, have the t-shirt", my gyn oncologist does all cancer related hysterectomies as open surgeries. Most do if they don't have access to a Da Vinci robot. Some get a small horizontal pubic line incision, while the real fatties get the vertical monstrosities like ALR and Gunt did.

I had a hysterectomy very recently and it was done laparoscopically with the Da Vinci bot. Mine wasn't for cancer reasons, though.

That would be a disaster for her. She'd have no medical support network afterwards, and she'd still overeat on all the wrong foods by grazing all day. Success longterm after bariatric surgery requires complete lifestyle change, and Amber couldn't do that. While advances in surgical tools and techniques mean staplelines don't burst open these days (they did in bygone years when surgeons used just one line of staples rather than the six offset rows they do now) Amber would have her stomach stretch out again in record time.

Sure is. Losing weight and gaining weight are easy and just require a calorie deficit or surplus to requirement. Maintaining weight requires actually knowing your bodies exact caloric needs and providing that every day for the rest of your life. It's during maintenance phase that we also quickly learn that while a calorie is a scientific measure, our bodies don't handle all calories we injest the same. Our bodies aren't efficient users of all the food energy we give them.

Bariatric surgery would be such a disaster if Amber did get it. She would not be able to eat solid food at all for at least the first week or two (depends on de diet), not even refried beans. Amber can't commit to any of her "diets" for three days. She'd open her stomach with her "binge monster relapse" between not only that but also her tendency to eat through appetite suppressants.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

That would be a disaster for her. She'd have no medical support network afterwards, and she'd still overeat on all the wrong foods by grazing all day. Success longterm after bariatric surgery requires complete lifestyle change, and Amber couldn't do that. While advances in surgical tools and techniques mean staplelines don't burst open these days (they did in bygone years when surgeons used just one line of staples rather than the six offset rows they do now) Amber would have her stomach stretch out again in record time.

I agree with your assessment but it does not matter if it is done in the U.S. or Mexico. At least in Mexico, she does not need to do the prerequisites, and it is cheaper. Amber is not a good candidate for the surgery. She is not willing to do the work; she could not even stick with Ozempic. My point was that the 3 or 4 surgeons asked her to see a psychologist and lose weight, a la Dr. Now, At least with Mexico, she would not have too. Fortunately, she would find umpteen reasons why she could not go there, mostly related to her gallbladder.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Super proud of this insufferable cow for being back in the 500's. Thank you to @Boolean Bitch for suffering through this shit so Diet Coke's liver can take a break.
So she's gained ~10 pounds in a week after stopping keto because "rapid weight loss of 2 pounds a week is bad for your gallbladder". Is her super awesome doctor cool with the weight gain? Since she was shooooo worried about the weight loss being too quick and causing sludge, I guess eating thousands of calories of garbage is good for the gallbladder. Got it. Can't wait for the video about how this doctor also tried to kill her.

cholecystectomy, is usually performed laprascopically these days

Can she even have laproscopic surgery at her size? Correct me if I'm wrong, she had the hysterectomy the old school way because of how huge she is?

Why is she still pretending to be Chantal's friend?

She's blocked from being in Chantal's chat, but somehow they're still friends. Mkay.

I just want to scream at amber that she isn’t fat, she’s 500 fucking pounds.

I wonder if she legitimately thinks she's just "fat" or if she realizes the scope of things. If she was half her size, at her height she would STILL be morbidly obese. Does that even register to this smooth brain whale or is she that delusional?

But you do you, Hamber. I'm gonna sit right here and laugh everytime you cry, mentulz, self-shame, have another medical issue (OF COURSE, NOT RELATED TO BEING FAT) and try to blame us "haydurs" for your ignorance and lack of self-control.

As per usual, she's a victim in every way and it's all because of the haydurs and thumby, definitely not the fact she's been stuffing her face with anything she can while not doing anything to offset calories.

 

[peach tea]

I saw this in the Young Adult book section of Target last night. I have officially discovered what Amber’s entire personality has been based off of for at least a year. This book has it all:

-a stupid and vague name that wants to be deep
-child like drawings of lesbian adjacent stuff
-poetry that seems like it was written by a retarded middle schooler.

Nobody will ever convince me that this isn’t where her whole instagram rebrand came from.

 

[Constellationzero]

My favorite WW Amber logic is "chicken is 0 points, so McNuggets is 0 points." Although the latter is very close.

What a fucking JOKE. Why is Weight Watchers even still a thing these days? I looked on their site to see the 0 point foods, and...Goddamn... CALORIES IN < CALORIES OUT. And EVERYTHING counts. EVERYTHING adds up--including the single Tic Tac you picked off the sidewalk. She runs her mouth about journaleeeeeeeen so much. Embrace the Karen Carpenters, get anorexic, and write down EVERY calorie you consume. Look up your TDEE/BMR. Use ONLY BMR TDEE and consume 500 UNDER. It ain't that fucking hard. But she WANTS to be a parasite. And being a parasite for her means she's gotta teeter on being barely mobile/bedbound. Anything otherwise puts her at GRAVE risk of independence expectations and getting/keeping a traditional job.

We've seen your caretaker, she's hideous. I don't think Fatty has ever had a normal looking ex (definitely no attractive ones). Thumb is probably the easiest to look at and that's worrying.
''Muh binge muh binge, binggggging, I binge''. Fuck off with your pretend ED and wash your hair.

It's ALMOST as if Jade Francis is getting paid through Kentucky DRS for being Fat Albert's in home caregiver. I mean--the only time Hambutt seems to leave the house is "The doctor," "The therapist," "The LYMPH(not lip)edema specialist," Goodwill, and likely her 8 week staffings as the state does not (except with very few exeptions) conduct staffings in home. I often attend such staffings for clients in my line of work and it's usually done at DRS, Welfare office, Mental Health/Bariatric treatment facility, or in my case, at the partner org's office.

NOTE: Not saying Jade definitely is DRS, but she carries way too many earmarks of it, unlike the previous gorlfrands. And it's stoopid easy to get a DRS job and get that paycheck (though it's not much). Just keep that in mind if it ever slips out later...

why do these Lard arse infinifats keep describing themselves as fat when the reality it they are whale sized.

Because LINDA the troon Bacon deemed terms like SUPER Morbidly Obese, DAMN, it's coming right for us!, Holy Shit, she comin'!, and "AHHHHHHHHHH--RUN!" to be oofensive to dainty, dainty gorls with dainty, dainty hooves everywhere. Ask Ryan "Anachan" Hooves.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So, what is Amber to do? She is running out of options. She is back counting calories, which worked so well before. There are a few medically oriented weight loss clinics in Lexington but Amber choose one that preconised haes which obviously did not worked. At this point, she may as well accept that she is 500 pounds and live accordingly.

 

[Simon]

So, what is Amber to do? She is running out of options. She is back counting calories, which worked so well before. There are a few medically oriented weight loss clinics in Lexington but Amber choose one that preconised haes which obviously did not worked. At this point, she may as well accept that she is 500 pounds and live accordingly.

I guess just eat until she dies, now. Might as well go out with a bang, a mukbang.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

It's ALMOST as if Jade Francis is getting paid through Kentucky DRS for being Fat Albert's in home caregiver. I mean--the only time Hambutt seems to leave the house is "The doctor," "The therapist," "The LYMPH(not lip)edema specialist," Goodwill, and likely her 8 week staffings as the state does not (except with very few exeptions) conduct staffings in home. I often attend such staffings for clients in my line of work and it's usually done at DRS, Welfare office, Mental Health/Bariatric treatment facility, or in my case, at the partner org's office.

NOTE: Not saying Jade definitely is DRS, but she carries way too many earmarks of it, unlike the previous gorlfrands. And it's stoopid easy to get a DRS job and get that paycheck (though it's not much). Just keep that in mind if it ever slips out later...

I apologize in advance for being a giant retard. Could you go more into the staffing issue? Do you mean Division of Rehabilitation Services? So … Jade is some kind of home health aide?

 

[Canuck Breaker]

I wonder if she legitimately thinks she's just "fat" or if she realizes the scope of things.

We're currently on a time where every girl on dating apps who is 30+ BMI still call themselves 'plus sized' or 'bigger' or 'a little extra'. These women have deluded themselves into thinking it's just a bit of extra weight they carry around genetically, and that being 5'6" and weighing 250+ is just a little above normal. Amber 1000% thinks she's just 'fat' by comparison to them.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I apologize in advance for being a giant retard. Could you go more into the staffing issue? Do you mean Division of Rehabilitation Services? So … Jade is some kind of home health aide?

The commenter you are quoting is saying that, but they are wrong. We joke about Jade being a caregiver and “Wipey”, but it’s not anything official. Jade may probably have a grift going on, but it isn’t a home health aide. Definitely not in any official capacity.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Can she even have laproscopic surgery at her size? Correct me if I'm wrong, she had the hysterectomy the old school way because of how huge she is?

That would depend on the equipment available to the surgeon. Dr Now uses a Da Vinci robot to perform surgery on his mega-fats, but these robots aren't available everywhere. More to the point would be could she have anesthesia. She had her hysterectomy under epidural block (like they use for caesarian sections), which was doable that way because the hysterectomy is in the pelvis, and was necessary due to her risk of dying if she was put under a general anaesthetic. The gall bladder is upper abdominal surgery so I don't even know if there's a good alternative to general anesthesia for surgery in that region. My gyn oncologist said he did all cancer related hysterectomies as open surgeries because of the visual field he gets of the organs and the lymph nodes. Plus no Da Vinci robot, although I don't know why the robot is okay when handhold laprascopic equipment isn't. He also claimed that actually palpitating the lymph nodes is a valuable ability to have in surgery...cancer affected lymph nodes often feel different and a machine can't yet replace their experienced fingers ability to feel, and it's faster than waiting for mid-surgery pathology results.

Let's be honest....this is ALR massive Fatso... If she was even just obese they would remove her gallbladder as long as she had the ability to pay. They aren't offering her surgery because she is just too fucking fat, and she probably can't afford it.

 

[dfranki723]

every girl on dating apps who is 30+ BMI still call themselves 'plus sized' or 'bigger' or 'a little extra'.

This is something I've noticed, all these fat activists/victims have created a weird new reality wherein someone built like Trisha Paytas is considered thin (no jokes, I've seen this argument made in multiple places online).

The way they view weight is shockingly skewed.
Fat is becoming the new normal and anyone smaller than that is too skinny and part of the problem.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I agree. Amber thinks Jade is “thin,” when she probably weighs 180 lbs. For some of these land whales, being “straight-sized,” i.e., able to buy clothes in a normal store, rather than Lane Bryant or Torrid, means you’re a skinny bitch a la Bethenny Frankel.

 

[Constellationzero]

I apologize in advance for being a giant retard. Could you go more into the staffing issue? Do you mean Division of Rehabilitation Services? So … Jade is some kind of home health aide?

Department of Rehabilitation Services and Department of Human Services. In my area, bolth are located under the same roof, and bolth receive billing from partner agencies in the area like the ARC, RAMP, Challenge Unlimited, Bridgeway, etc.

The commenter you are quoting is saying that, but they are wrong. We joke about Jade being a caregiver and “Wipey”, but it’s not anything official. Jade may probably have a grift going on, but it isn’t a home health aide. Definitely not in any official capacity.

No, YOU are wrong. Please re-read the NOTE I included. Which was me not saying for sure that she is, just that there are "tells." I do case management and work with DRS/DHS and I see very similar dynamics and behavior (including leaving the house behavior) all the time. NEVER once did I ever say she is for sure.

Of course... I remember when people "joked" that Chris probably fucks his own mother and others got miffed for anyone mentioning, or joking, about it...

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

This is something I've noticed, all these fat activists/victims have created a weird new reality wherein someone built like Trisha Paytas is considered thin (no jokes, I've seen this argument made in multiple places online).

The way they view weight is shockingly skewed.
Fat is becoming the new normal and anyone smaller than that is too skinny and part of the problem.

Root Boy Slim predicted this YEARS ago, like in the early 80's. Youse young tykes prolly never heard of him, but he was kinda local DC area and a great show!

It could be Hamber's theme song.

 

[groovypeach]

i find it funny how ambers crackhead ass mom is now sober but still wants nothing to do with her fat stinky ass

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Thumb is probably the easiest to look at and that's worrying.

I think Crystal is the most human looking

just want to scream at amber that she isn’t fat, she’s 500 fucking pounds.

I still think she weighs more than that. Like 50lbs more than that


This whole 2lbs a week thing. It's perfectly healthy for a straight sized overweight person to lose 2lbs a week. Amber should be losing at least 5lbs a week just from small dietary changes alone.
When someone does keto and exercises normally they can lose 30lbs in 30 days.

Her gallbladder is fucked because she did keto like Jen (rip in cheese heaven) way more fat than protein. Way more fat than vitamins. Way more far than water. Doing absolutely nothing to break the fat down or process it.

I really believe they said she has a sluggish gallbladder not one with sludge. Orrrr she went to Dr. Google and

 

[I call shenanigans]

When someone does keto and exercises normally they can lose 30lbs in 30 days.

Absolute bollocks!!!! Maybe someone's Amber's size but 30lb in 30 days for someone who is overweight or class 1-2 obese is not happening....keto or not!

Her gallbladder is fucked because she did keto like Jen (rip in cheese heaven) way more fat than protien.

No...her gallbladder is fucked, and has been for 14 years because of her FAT FILLED lifetime of eating. It's nothing to do with keto....which incidentally is "way more fat than protien"....that's what keto is, high fat, moderate protien, very low carb. The standard keto diet macro-nutrient profile is 70% fat, 20% protien, 10% carbs. What that means for someone on say 2000 calories/ day is that 1400 will come from fats, 400 from protien and 200 from carbs. And before you say calories don't matter on keto....they absolutely do!!!

 

[Ish Kabibble]

I had a hysterectomy very recently and it was done laparoscopically with the Da Vinci bot. Mine wasn't for cancer reasons, though.

Even though I still have mine for now, Ive never talked to anyone who had it done by the Da Vinci....how was it? Fast recovery? And how do they remove the parts? Morcelltor?

Sorry messed the post up...I'm a tard

 

[I call shenanigans]

Sorry messed the post up...I'm a tard

Not the place for this conversation which has zero to do with Amber. Either take it to private message or move it over to medical sperging.