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Reminds me of Boogs crying at his mother's grave that millions of people love her because she gave birth to him.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Let us NOT bring up the fact that Amber’s mom has been convicted of felony child abuse, domestic violence, multiple drug charges, elderly abuse, abuse of an assistance K9, etc.
Oh, I guess I just did. Oops.
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Remember how much she used to whine and cry about her feet and legs being in constant pain when she worked with Destiny at the care home, and that was at least 100 el bees ago so God knows how hard she'd find it now. She couldn't even hold down her super-top-secret "government job", which from what I could gather was just sitting around typing all day and apparently even sitting made her back hurt. Gorl is fucked.
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She's throwing in more tales of torture from her days of being in a girls home. She was FORCED to finish a strawberry yoghurt! At the age of TEN! Can you believe that shit guys. I don't think anyone's life has been filled with more trauma than dear ol' Albert.
The same shit happens in regular schools when you have dinner ladies on a power trip. It's not a special kind of abuse that only Hambo and her fellow parentless kids endured.
I also fucking doubt it mate, you couldn't finish your food, a yoghurt at that? We've seen how massive you were. Stop with the exaggerations. Is this also her way of solidifying her hatred of strawberry yoghurt, it's all down to this one supposed damaging event of being forced to consume it as a child?
Hm, she's claiming she's nothing like Chantal. Despite going through phases of trying to mimic her, she's pissy because Chantal has completely ditched her so NOW she's going to pretend she doesn't agree with her behaviour. Fuck off you flakey bellend.
The same shit happens in regular schools when you have dinner ladies on a power trip. It's not a special kind of abuse that only Hambo and her fellow parentless kids endured.
I also fucking doubt it mate, you couldn't finish your food, a yoghurt at that? We've seen how massive you were. Stop with the exaggerations. Is this also her way of solidifying her hatred of strawberry yoghurt, it's all down to this one supposed damaging event of being forced to consume it as a child?
Hm, she's claiming she's nothing like Chantal. Despite going through phases of trying to mimic her, she's pissy because Chantal has completely ditched her so NOW she's going to pretend she doesn't agree with her behaviour. Fuck off you flakey bellend.
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helluva boss your a hero part 2
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Wash them in bleach next time, fatty.
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"Hate myself more and more by the day" yet face fucks the camera constantly. Hmmmmm makes ya think.
She is going to upload a video today about Chantal I can garan fucking tee. She is going to try and start beef with her but it will fail because she never goes live. Chantal will spam livestreams raging and Chantal will get more money.
She is going to upload a video today about Chantal I can garan fucking tee. She is going to try and start beef with her but it will fail because she never goes live. Chantal will spam livestreams raging and Chantal will get more money.
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The daintiest lifestyle coach IMO. Ask her questions about twilight and sex stuff, please. I know narcs feed their own feedback loop but this whole thing when it comes to sex, she can't possibly convince herself that she understands any of it, can she?A 600 pound lesbian that works as a mover sounds like a TLC reality show. If she loses 10 pounds, people will start calling her a hero and role model on American television.helluva boss your a hero part 2
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I think if someone's life is full of the things we know about Amber, then a little self hatred is the correct response.
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SOOPER SEEKRIT governmental job:
* Goeeeeeeeen to the baaathroooooom
* Hideeeeeeeen
* Not workeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Nursing Home with Dunce Cap:
* Siteeeeeeeeeeeeen in the break roooooooooom
* Hideeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
* Snapeeeeeeeeeeeeeen on the residennnnnnnnnnts
* Filmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen residents while they showerrrrrr (not filming residents, but still)
* Violateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen HIPAA
* Weareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the wrong shoeeeeessssssssss
BTW: A reaction channel clipped this BRAPHOG readeeeeeeeen that DISGUSTING "poem" aka: Russell Greer cringe jingle. So NOW I know where everyone gets Rain and Petals Eavesdrop.
Casey really should've SOOed this BRAPHOG, or filed charges.
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Some more interesting idea for her stupid daily journal:
- how many pounds of garbage she produces a day
- how many landfills she will fill up in 2023
- how many animals have to die to feed her
- how many African villages you could feed with the food she consumes in a day
- how many child slaves perish while sewing her Torrid Tarps
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Apparently the 27th of December there were fire trucks outside and the fire alarm was beeping in all the apartments of the Henri and outside, this bitch and the butch just stayed inside whining about the noise for a whole hour. This fattass is too dumb to understand that the alarm beeps to make you go outside because THERE IS A FUCKING FIRE
One might think that a FUCKING FIRE would be a good reason to finally leave the house, but this is ALR.
One might think that a FUCKING FIRE would be a good reason to finally leave the house, but this is ALR.
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Instead of journaleen, tryeen ugly ass clothes, and setting the same goals she's been faileen for 5 years, Big Al should go inpatient and make 2023 the beginning of her glowup arc.
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I swear someone once asked how Amber could handle an actual emergency at her home like a fire. Guess we now know the answer. She lives on the ground floor too, so it’s not like she would have to go down one or more flights of stairs or need to jump out a five story window to escape. She’s no less fucked than a trapped animal if flames and smoke got to her.
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ALR made a bajillion trackers
Every time I think she’s done she shows another one of those stupid trackers.I give her 4 days before she just forgets about filling in her 60 tracker pages. It’s not even a bullet journal, which usually has a daily to do list component. This abomination is basically one of those sticker reward charts they give you in kindergarten.
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For fucksake, she's still repeating the ''I did that'' line to try and relive her glory days.
I can't stomach the overwhelming smug, sassy attitude and tone. This powerful air of ''I'm better than everyone'' whilst looking like this.
Very mature to record a possible emergency situation just to complain about it inconveniencing you.
I can't stomach the overwhelming smug, sassy attitude and tone. This powerful air of ''I'm better than everyone'' whilst looking like this.
Very mature to record a possible emergency situation just to complain about it inconveniencing you.
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Plot Summary with Commentary. Amber doesn't give a date with this video. None of her trackers have been filled out, so this could have been filmed right after her last video, or on January 1st, or yesterday but she was just too lazy to fill any of her trackers out (even money on which it is). The recording date of Amber's previous video was not outright stated by her, but was likely January 4th, 2023. Grab your shovels, gorls. Actually, no. Go get a backhoe, because the amount of pure BULLSHIT that you'll be digging through will be absolutely ridiculous.
TL;DR: ABSOLUTE CUNTENT AND BULLSHIT. Amber shows the burnt green bean casserole she made on Christmas. Amber is perplexed by a fire alarm. Tracker bullshit. Grape washing bullshit. Pretending to read bullshit. Decluttering bullshit. Pretend dainty plate of food (bullshit!).
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Location: Sitting in the office.
"Hey Guize" and right into the video. No more musical intros?
Flashback: In the kitchen on Christmas
Amber made a green bean casserole for Christmas, and shows herself doing a taste test. Christmas Dinner: a giant tray of mac and cheese, a loaf pan of mashed potatoes, a loaf pan of Stovetop boxed stuffing mix (which she calls homemade and I call BULLSHIT), and a loaf pan of burnt brown shit that she insists is green bean casserole. Carbmageddon - no meat. Wait, isn't green bean casserole just Campbells condensed cream soup, green beans, and fried onions for the garnish? How do you fuck that up and make it look like burnt mac and cheese?
HA! Amber admits she made the stuffing - not homemade then.. Stovetop. Taste test of casserole (which she added her own twist to). Hmmm, the fake O-face response was too slow - therefore she hated it. Pretends to like it "I did that!"
Location: sitting in the office.
Jade's never had a casserole a day in her life and was obsessed with it (double bullshit). Amber made mashed potatoes for the first time and they were the best EVER (even MORE bullshit).
Oh NO! On her birthday (Dec 27th), there was a fire truck (and FD support vehicle?) on the street outside of her window. And there was this HORRIBLE noise going through HER ENTIRE BUILDING and today she STILL has no idea what happened. Holy fuck, Amber, calm down. It was the fire alarm. Someone's unit either had a burnt pot on the stove, or someone grabbed a pull station intentionally (or accidentally hit it with furniture while moving), or electricians were working on something on the main panel and accidentally triggered the alarm. Basically, shit that happens ALL THE TIME when you live in an appartment. Your unit is on the ground floor, and you have a door that goes directly outside - you were never in danger.
Ha! During the crisis, Amber was running around confused, just like her dog and cats (bullshit as the only running Amber ever does is with fake diagnoses, but a funny visual none the less).
A continuation of the 'grape' nonsense. Of COURSE it was Feline - because as I said earlier, Amber HOARDS soap; she doesn't USE soap. Amber's way is the REAL way. Amber thinks washing grapes with soap is the weirdest thing she's ever heard of. This coming from the qworky gorl who ate Vicks VapoRub. Should have put a ring on it, Wipey. Now she's gonna drag you about EVERYTHING until you cough one up.
Now we are on the topic of spraying PAM Cooking Spray directly on food. OMG the CUNTENT of this video!
Reading goal: 1 book per month. Her brain wants to NOT read, but her heart wants to read because she thoroughly enjoys reading (doesn't sound like it). Amber claims she can go through phases where she can read 20+ per month (I'm guessing when she uses audible and someone else is doing the reading). A more reasonable goal would be to read ONE book per year, and actually RETAIN what was read (more than "OMG it was sooo good, but I can't explain it)... but then, I'm not a big brain like 145 IQ Amber over here, so wtf would I know?
Amber shows the 12 books for this year, but doesnt' want to give a big synopsis of each one. They are all new books rather than ones we've seen her haul and not read in the past. She gives a sentence on each one - which is probably the same amount she'll know about them even if she actually reads them.
I didn't really listen to this segment, but the part that caught my attention was her mentioning the book "The Girl in 6E". Amber describes it as being about a girl who never leaves her apartment, and her job is "doing things on camera". Gee, I wonder why Amber picked this one?...
Bullet Journal Update: Amber was surprised to find that so many people bullet journal. Amber already LOVES it. She shows her many, many MANY trackers - which are still all empty (big surprise). OMG the bullshit. She even has a CRYING tracker with the types of crying. Amber says she's never seen anyone with a crying tracker. Yeah, because most people aren't this batshit crazy... OMG IT JUST DOESN'T END!! The level of micromanaging and tracking of nonsense is just absurd. I'm waiting for the Sheldon Cooper style bowel movement tracker.
Everyone reading this press [F] to pay respects to the poor tree that got mulched and boiled into goo to make this tracker for Amber.
In the babble, Amber inadvertantly admits that she's a pig that needs to clean her apartment more.
Location: In Amber's closet.
She wants to show the progress of her decluttering. An entire hanging rack is empty from her tidying efforts.
Location: Standing in her hallway.
Amber shows all of the items she's decluttering or 'unhauling'. You can see tags on some of the clothes, surprising no one. It's a ridiculous amount of clothing - and her closet is STILL full.
Amber has to get rid of the black and white checkered disney dress becasue people made rude comments and RUINED it for her. And she REALLY LIKED THAT DRESS!
And no, it's not lost on me that Amber's getting rid of a bunch of brand new clothing, yet is keeping and wearing a STAINED shirt (dress?) while doing it.
Location: Sitting in the office.
FOOD!! Lunch meat, cheese, olives, cookies, chocolate almonds, and fruit, all in dainty little portions (to save room for the REAL eating that's going to occur once Jade goes to sleep).
No outro. FUCK YOU, PAYPIGS!
"Hey Guize" and right into the video. No more musical intros?
Flashback: In the kitchen on Christmas
Amber made a green bean casserole for Christmas, and shows herself doing a taste test. Christmas Dinner: a giant tray of mac and cheese, a loaf pan of mashed potatoes, a loaf pan of Stovetop boxed stuffing mix (which she calls homemade and I call BULLSHIT), and a loaf pan of burnt brown shit that she insists is green bean casserole. Carbmageddon - no meat. Wait, isn't green bean casserole just Campbells condensed cream soup, green beans, and fried onions for the garnish? How do you fuck that up and make it look like burnt mac and cheese?
HA! Amber admits she made the stuffing - not homemade then.. Stovetop. Taste test of casserole (which she added her own twist to). Hmmm, the fake O-face response was too slow - therefore she hated it. Pretends to like it "I did that!"
Location: sitting in the office.
Jade's never had a casserole a day in her life and was obsessed with it (double bullshit). Amber made mashed potatoes for the first time and they were the best EVER (even MORE bullshit).
Oh NO! On her birthday (Dec 27th), there was a fire truck (and FD support vehicle?) on the street outside of her window. And there was this HORRIBLE noise going through HER ENTIRE BUILDING and today she STILL has no idea what happened. Holy fuck, Amber, calm down. It was the fire alarm. Someone's unit either had a burnt pot on the stove, or someone grabbed a pull station intentionally (or accidentally hit it with furniture while moving), or electricians were working on something on the main panel and accidentally triggered the alarm. Basically, shit that happens ALL THE TIME when you live in an appartment. Your unit is on the ground floor, and you have a door that goes directly outside - you were never in danger.
Ha! During the crisis, Amber was running around confused, just like her dog and cats (bullshit as the only running Amber ever does is with fake diagnoses, but a funny visual none the less).
A continuation of the 'grape' nonsense. Of COURSE it was Feline - because as I said earlier, Amber HOARDS soap; she doesn't USE soap. Amber's way is the REAL way. Amber thinks washing grapes with soap is the weirdest thing she's ever heard of. This coming from the qworky gorl who ate Vicks VapoRub. Should have put a ring on it, Wipey. Now she's gonna drag you about EVERYTHING until you cough one up.
Now we are on the topic of spraying PAM Cooking Spray directly on food. OMG the CUNTENT of this video!
Reading goal: 1 book per month. Her brain wants to NOT read, but her heart wants to read because she thoroughly enjoys reading (doesn't sound like it). Amber claims she can go through phases where she can read 20+ per month (I'm guessing when she uses audible and someone else is doing the reading). A more reasonable goal would be to read ONE book per year, and actually RETAIN what was read (more than "OMG it was sooo good, but I can't explain it)... but then, I'm not a big brain like 145 IQ Amber over here, so wtf would I know?
Amber shows the 12 books for this year, but doesnt' want to give a big synopsis of each one. They are all new books rather than ones we've seen her haul and not read in the past. She gives a sentence on each one - which is probably the same amount she'll know about them even if she actually reads them.
I didn't really listen to this segment, but the part that caught my attention was her mentioning the book "The Girl in 6E". Amber describes it as being about a girl who never leaves her apartment, and her job is "doing things on camera". Gee, I wonder why Amber picked this one?...
Bullet Journal Update: Amber was surprised to find that so many people bullet journal. Amber already LOVES it. She shows her many, many MANY trackers - which are still all empty (big surprise). OMG the bullshit. She even has a CRYING tracker with the types of crying. Amber says she's never seen anyone with a crying tracker. Yeah, because most people aren't this batshit crazy... OMG IT JUST DOESN'T END!! The level of micromanaging and tracking of nonsense is just absurd. I'm waiting for the Sheldon Cooper style bowel movement tracker.
Everyone reading this press [F] to pay respects to the poor tree that got mulched and boiled into goo to make this tracker for Amber.
In the babble, Amber inadvertantly admits that she's a pig that needs to clean her apartment more.
Location: In Amber's closet.
She wants to show the progress of her decluttering. An entire hanging rack is empty from her tidying efforts.
Location: Standing in her hallway.
Amber shows all of the items she's decluttering or 'unhauling'. You can see tags on some of the clothes, surprising no one. It's a ridiculous amount of clothing - and her closet is STILL full.
Amber has to get rid of the black and white checkered disney dress becasue people made rude comments and RUINED it for her. And she REALLY LIKED THAT DRESS!
And no, it's not lost on me that Amber's getting rid of a bunch of brand new clothing, yet is keeping and wearing a STAINED shirt (dress?) while doing it.
Location: Sitting in the office.
FOOD!! Lunch meat, cheese, olives, cookies, chocolate almonds, and fruit, all in dainty little portions (to save room for the REAL eating that's going to occur once Jade goes to sleep).
No outro. FUCK YOU, PAYPIGS!
TL;DR: ABSOLUTE CUNTENT AND BULLSHIT. Amber shows the burnt green bean casserole she made on Christmas. Amber is perplexed by a fire alarm. Tracker bullshit. Grape washing bullshit. Pretending to read bullshit. Decluttering bullshit. Pretend dainty plate of food (bullshit!).
[Edited to add:]
I'm guessing Jade's hardcore and it's just a bit of VapoRub under the nostrils (if Amber didn't eat it all), and then one of those plastic gloves that go up to the armpit (like the cattle vets wear).
That was the funniest part to me. It's like, THEY ARE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF YOUR DOOR! If she was truly scared and confused, all she had to do was walk out to her patio and ask the fire fighter if she should stay inside or get the pets into the carriers and evacuate the unit.
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She needs to forget the journals for recording progress. Just get a real jar and a few buttons…she won’t need many. Stick the jar on the kitchen island. Put a button in the jar for every whole pound lost, no messing with these 0.1 lb increments. Every time she goes to eat, she can look at that jar and remember she has a goal. Every time she gains, then the button comes out. No hiding her goal away in a dumb journal, and having to redraw the jar every time she gains a pound.
If it wasn’t going to be too complicated for her she could actually have two jars. One stocked up with enough buttons for every pound she wants to lose, the other waiting to take the buttons of the pounds she’s lost. When she regains, a button goes back in the original jar. She’d probably say having a 24/7 reminder that she has this goal is triggering…but bitch needs to be triggered into action somehow.
If she continues to do nothing while waiting for her gall bladder to give up the ghost so they’ll operate, she’ll suffocate under her own fat during emergency surgery. Thoracic epidural sounds fun because she can’t have a general anaesthetic.
If it wasn’t going to be too complicated for her she could actually have two jars. One stocked up with enough buttons for every pound she wants to lose, the other waiting to take the buttons of the pounds she’s lost. When she regains, a button goes back in the original jar. She’d probably say having a 24/7 reminder that she has this goal is triggering…but bitch needs to be triggered into action somehow.
If she continues to do nothing while waiting for her gall bladder to give up the ghost so they’ll operate, she’ll suffocate under her own fat during emergency surgery. Thoracic epidural sounds fun because she can’t have a general anaesthetic.