Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[VirginMary]

Please someone post the video of amber bending over and there are farting noises on top.

I've now used up all my editing skills.

At this point, I don’t see why anyone is keeping up with her anymore.

A lot of her 40-60k remaining viewers like to justify still being around by saying they like the “train wreck” or they’re sticking it out to see if she will actually change. Neither of which is applicable anymore and they haven’t been since maybe right after when the whole cancer thing happened. The only interesting thing that happened after that was the breakup and even that was wack asf. There’s literally no reason to watch her anymore.

I agree, she is so boring it's impossible to even watch a 10 minute video of hers. However she's my ticket in the death-fat death-race and the fatty that sucked me into this real life horror show of fatties on YouTube (thus she'll have a special place in my heart till she dies ).

I watch her weigh-in videos, I'm till this day mesmerized by how she manages to excuse the constant gaining and gradual loss of mobility. It's fucking fascinating!

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

My fiancé and I were pontificating one night, and it seemed that he had an epiphany about Amberlynn Reid…

Spoiler: Fiancé, Epiphany

he sits up suddenly and says” I just realize something Amber Lynn is never going to experience life the way a 32-year-old should she’s never going to walk down the Riverwalk in San Antonio. She’s never going to see fireworks in Helotes. She’s never going to know what snow feels like in Ruidoso, New Mexico her whole life is that apartment and Walmart

Which led me to this thought I think most of her girlfriends excluding Krysta left her because they saw their lives passing them by and they were quagmired the pigsty that she lives in. I think Becky‘s mother dying really woke her up to her own mortality, and she realized that in the years that she had been with Amber, she had accomplish nothing, and Amber had accomplish nothing and as far as I’m concerned, I thought that was the goal of having a husband and wife of partner was to make something together Amber doesn’t make she only buys and consumes.

Jade. Thankfully, still has a job, but we’ll see how perpetual disappointment affects her and how not having a life outside of Amber’s orbit affect her. It wouldn’t shock me if they were still together and a year.

This is a very good point. It's also why I sometimes find myself feeling sad for Amber that her life is so fucking boring. She started her youtube channel trying to lose weight, but doubled in size and because of that, completely prevented herself from experiencing or achieving much in her life. I'm pretty sure that these thoughts about her own mortality haunt her from time to time, which triggers her anxietee and so she binges to feel better. And thus she is trapped in a cycle of her own making, until she wakes the fuck up and actually starts forming new habits to turn her life around.

Sometimes, while watching reaction/compilation videos of her lahyeeen or making excuses, I get irrationally irritated at Amber and have this urge to slap her across her meaty face. The clock is ticking, Amber. How long are you going to keep ruining yourself?? Do you want to get the Life by Jen ending??? Ugh...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

AKA the things people would actually want to see in her vlogs. She knows if she starts doing any of this stuff, she has to keep doing it unless she wants to get bitched at even more than she already does. That’s the thing.

Yep. She's been doing Groundhog Day for a long, long time. I'm convinced that's why she quits all the hundred days and other assorted Day One bullshit does: she's lazy, she likes to be lazy, and if she completes anything, people will use that one thing as an example that should could complete another thing if she really wanted to, and that kind of expectation is bad for her muh mentalz. Keep expectations low and apparently you can make a career out of making poor decisions over and over and over and over and.....

At this point, I don’t see why anyone is keeping up with her anymore. I’ve said it more than once and I’ll say it again: she basically uploads the same 3 videos every time. If you’ve seen those 3 videos then you’ve seen them all. She’s not even failing in an entertaining way anymore.

It is getting kind of tough to even snark on her bullshit these days. Locked up in the apartment 24/7 with a caretaker who is ashamed to be on camera with her doesn't help. But they're shtoooo "in luff, you guise!" that they're too busy having five hour long sexytimes to file MG,W and edit the vlogs with her part, too! (That is how I here that piece of amberverse logic running in my head.) I do get a kick out of Hamber huffing and puffing after she's supervised MG,W putting the kitchen/closet/bathroom/whatever back together when Hamlard decides to engage in her "hobby" of deep cleaneeeen. Or while she's eating. Five hour romps in the bedroom? No problem! Waddling 10 feet to the bathroom, kitchen, couch? Like climbing Mt Everest without supplemental O2, it seems.

A lot of her 40-60k remaining viewers like to justify still being around by saying they like the “train wreck” or they’re sticking it out to see if she will actually change. Neither of which is applicable anymore and they haven’t been since maybe right after when the whole cancer thing happened. The only interesting thing that happened after that was the breakup and even that was wack asf. There’s literally no reason to watch her anymore.

There is some entertainment to be had in the comments of her videos when an ambaby finally(!) has their lightbulb molment and realizes she's playing them for chumps.

I’m not calling anyone here out because this thread is the only thing that is mildly interesting when it comes to her content anymore. I am, however, calling out everyone who asks her questions on Instagram, anyone who is still watching every video and especially people who still comment on her channel religiously. Specifically the commenters who try to lecture her or the ones who think they’re really roasting her with their Reddit-tier “snark”.

"You got this, gorl! This is your time! I believe in you!"

Those make me want to put together some kind of scam investment so they will give me their money and just accept any stupid excuse I want to make about why they're not getting returns on their money as I build my house/private spaceport.

She asks herself most those questions on Instagram and blocks anyone who asks questions she doesn’t like.

Anything that is remotely complimentary or asks her how she stands being so beautiful or says haydur nation is a bunch of fuckers is definitely her asking herself. Ditto any of the sex/relationship ones, when she pretends that she and MG,W are going at it constantly.

Which led me to this thought I think most of her girlfriends excluding Krysta left her because they saw their lives passing them by and they were quagmired the pigsty that she lives in. I think Becky‘s mother dying really woke her up to her own mortality, and she realized that in the years that she had been with Amber, she had accomplish nothing, and Amber had accomplish nothing and as far as I’m concerned, I thought that was the goal of having a husband and wife of partner was to make something together Amber doesn’t make she only buys and consumes.

Hamber doesn't want anything that would mean (or appear to mean) that anyone is her equal or any situation (type deal) where she would have to participate in the relationship. Way too much of a narc for that.

I agree, seeing her bone structure would be fascinating. But x-rays would be absolutely useless on her. It’s why they sent her for multiple CT’s due to a collapsed lung, I mean cancer, oops I mean infection that magically disappeared. She can sit here and screech about misdiagnosis all she wants, but the fact is radiologists cannot see what the fuck is actually wrong with her due to FAT.

I want her to donate her body to science, start excavating her layer by layer. When they ge t her small enough, they could jam her in an MRI and get all sorts of data just like they did that guy they took eleventy billion slices of in an MRI. Would probably be useful as the world becomes infested with more and more fat fucks.

She damn well knew this after having a hysterectomy over 2 years ago. Yet she acts surprised every time she has a serious injury or illness, and doctors can’t tell what is going on. It must be fatphobia. That must be it,

Does she not understand that she’s larger than 90% of the population in the US? I can’t find a decent statistic, but she might be in the top 5%. Congrats?

A nation of fatbodies.

I'm pretty sure that these thoughts about her own mortality haunt her from time to time,

Every day she wakes up is a testament to the awesome ability of the body to adapt to the shitty things we do to it. Every day she wakes, she has cheated death yet again - no stroke, no cardiac arrest, no suffocation, no complete crash of internal organs. It's fascinating in the same way her excuses and rationalization are.

which triggers her anxietee and so she binges to feel better. And thus she is trapped in a cycle of her own making, until she wakes the fuck up and actually starts forming new habits to turn her life around.

ITYM "angzite" - for when you're too fat and lazy to get those other two syllables out of your piehole.

Do you want to get the Life by Jen ending??? Ugh...

I keep wondering what it will be that does take her out. There would be a nice little fuck you from the universe if it were cancer - even though she "feels" her "cancer" is gone, so fitting into a PET isn't necessary.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I agree, seeing her bone structure would be fascinating. But x-rays would be absolutely useless on her. It’s why they sent her for multiple CT’s due to a collapsed lung, I mean cancer, oops I mean infection that magically disappeared. She can sit here and screech about misdiagnosis all she wants, but the fact is radiologists cannot see what the fuck is actually wrong with her due to FAT.

I could just hear the radiographer's expletives when she went for imaging. These patients are so much fun to image, but it would be nothing like the radiologist reading the image, trying every level level and window to make sense of the image. I would imagine that the only thing they could see would be a metallic spoon that she would have swallowed. No wonder they did not know what she had.

She's an outlier in a nation of fatties. Her BMI was over 100 at one point. BMI isn't perfect but it is relatively accurate for someone like Hamber. There have been attempts by people here to create little Paint graphics of where her skeleton would be or where x body part is, and it's always mind blowing to see.

At, 5' 2", her BMI is 94, so not that far from 100. We have to realize that her skeleton is likely the same as a 120-pound woman, so the rest is soft tissues, very soft tissues.

There’d be no point because Amber would just think that was a normal amount of food and everyone eats that much. A bit like Chantal absolutely believes that everyone eats takeaway every day. These deathfats believe that they eat the same as everyone else but there is something special about them that makes them fatter and unable to lose weight.

Amber said that she needs to eat more because she is a big girl. For most of us, 6 or 10 pieces of McNuggets with regular fries and a diet drink would be sufficient, but for her, she needs 20 pieces, a hamburger, large fries, a drink and a dessert, and still be hungry. I think a "normal" meal for her is the size of 2-3 meals for normal people.

We also do not know how many meals she eats every day. Calling them "meal 1", "meal 2", instead of breakfast or lunch is suspicious. She might be eating 4, 5, or 6 meals a day. She also does not tell us what she eats between meals. I do not believe her that she does not eat between meals. We have seen her having to stop to get food after a few minutes while being driven somewhere. I suspect that she eats constantly.

The idea of Amber getting WLS comes up every year. While this particular saga has lasted longer than the previous, she still won't get it. She can't even be honest enough with herself to create accurate food journals. Any bariatric therapist she saw would know soon that she's a noncompliant patient and dump her if Amber didn't first.

You could set your watch to it. For Amber, WLS is a magic bullet. When you have a BMI is 94, any surgeon would know that she eats constantly. She is not special.

Yep. She's been doing Groundhog Day for a long, long time. I'm convinced that's why she quits all the hundred days and other assorted Day One bullshit does: she's lazy, she likes to be lazy, and if she completes anything, people will use that one thing as an example that should could complete another thing if she really wanted to, and that kind of expectation is bad for her muh mentalz. Keep expectations low and apparently you can make a career out of making poor decisions over and over and over and over and.....

We use to say: "They can put a man on the moon, why can they fix my car engine? ". Now, we can say: "Amber completed 2022 vlogmas, why can she stick to a diet?". This will be her undoing.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

I'd like to thank Amber for being the case study on how to turn a neutral person who didn't care about fat people into a proper fat people hater. This whole HAES advocacy phase where everything is fatphobia makes for great anti-fatness material.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I agree, seeing her bone structure would be fascinating. But x-rays would be absolutely useless on her. It’s why they sent her for multiple CT’s due to a collapsed lung, I mean cancer, oops I mean infection that magically disappeared. She can sit here and screech about misdiagnosis all she wants, but the fact is radiologists cannot see what the fuck is actually wrong with her due to FAT.

She damn well knew this after having a hysterectomy over 2 years ago. Yet she acts surprised every time she has a serious injury or illness, and doctors can’t tell what is going on. It must be fatphobia. That must be it,

Does she not understand that she’s larger than 90% of the population in the US? I can’t find a decent statistic, but she might be in the top 5%. Congrats?

It's more like a fraction of a percent. It's hard even to get data on. Most BMI distribution and obesity prevalence information seems to lump everything about 95% or so together (which is about 42.y BMI these days, iirc) or to divide as 30+, 35+, 40+ - so it's common that the upper tier captured will just be described as 40+ or 42.6+, depending on how they're looking at it.

I also tried putting 90 in a couple BMI calculators to get percentile - everything above 45 or so just came back "98th percentile.". Apparently the calcs haven't been configured to say, "Off the Charts; Get Help."

Eta: even though the calculator on this page was one that gave me 98th 99th* %ile for a 90 BMI, the page states this: "The 99th percentile for BMI starts at 53.9** for women and 49.7 for men."

BMI Percentile Calculator for Men and Women in the United States

Enter a BMI in the BMI percentile calculator for men and women and we estimate how it compares to men or women in the United States.

dqydj.com

* default gender was male, and I missed flipping it the first time.
** For 5'2"", that's about 295 ellbees.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

This is a very good point. It's also why I sometimes find myself feeling sad for Amber that her life is so fucking boring. She started her youtube channel trying to lose weight, but doubled in size and because of that, completely prevented herself from experiencing or achieving much in her life. I'm pretty sure that these thoughts about her own mortality haunt her from time to time, which triggers her anxietee and so she binges to feel better. And thus she is trapped in a cycle of her own making, until she wakes the fuck up and actually starts forming new habits to turn her life around.

Sometimes, while watching reaction/compilation videos of her lahyeeen or making excuses, I get irrationally irritated at Amber and have this urge to slap her across her meaty face. The clock is ticking, Amber. How long are you going to keep ruining yourself?? Do you want to get the Life by Jen ending??? Ugh...

There’s a reason why MSHPL usually goes to them trying to get surgery. Their life pre Houston is basically just them gorging themselves the whole fucking day 24/7/365. That in itself would be boring as shit to watch after the first twenty minutes for all but the feeders. That’s Amber’s life and has been for over a decade at this point. No wonder all her girlfriends eventually ditch her. Even parasite Becky noped out when they didn’t go out as often.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Even parasite Becky noped out when they didn’t go out as often.

I try to be low key whenever I'm in public. Non-descript... a white guy... "He looka like a man!" OLD SNL reference.

Couldn't imagine being anywhere in public where Fatwad has to be touching everything and be the center of attention. When you're THAT fucking fat, you're a freak show and peeps can't help themselves saying WTF?

I cite "Beanbag in a Hurry!" as evidence. The humiliation of 600 ellbees in public is why she makes pajeet Uber and Doordash drivers rich.

Please gorls.... cite me one fucking instance since Negress that she's actually eaten in public and filmed it.

There aren't any, despite all the old let me steal this off your plate Cheesecake Factory videos.

Slap Slappy. Prove me wrong.

 

[Xenomorph]

it was Ms Swan on MAD TV, Slappy

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

it was Ms Swan on MAD TV, Slappy

You are correct! Brain deterioration on my psrt.

 

[Mekahineyho]

What does that even mean?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It means she's trying to deflect from the fact she's full of shit & has no intention of doing WLS & its nasty, nasty 'diets'.

 

[I call shenanigans]

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It means she's made the initial call, sent an email for the link to their online session, watched the on-line information session from her chosen clinic (let me remind you it's now called Kentucky Bariatric Institute), and decided she knew everything already that she needed to know.

It means she's trying to deflect from the fact she's full of shit & has no intention of doing WLS & its nasty, nasty 'diets'.

Exactly. That's also why she has chosen to completely ignore the section listing all the Things to do before you're first appointment.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Fuck it. Im gonna go ham on this heiffer. I work as a medical plan advisor for a major medical insurance company. As such there are levels to which she needs to be under care and utilization management IF we believe she has insurance.

She needs to have documented proof of being in nutritional counseling, with multiple documentations by an ordering physician of failure attempts in a controlled setting.
She needs to have seen a behavioral therapist for at least 10 sessions to discuss the realities of weight loss surgery.
Has to complete a 52 week course of other ways to lose weight w/o dropping out with video, group sessions online etc.
Complete goal forms and realistic weight goals.
Be evaluated for body dysmorphia.
Stick a weight loss diet and lose 100 pounds before being considered.
Have to have all her comorbidities listed, tested and evaluated.
This is BEFORE SHE EVEN GETS TO MEET A WEIGHT LOSS SURGEON.

Stop fucking larping amber.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Stop fucking larping amber.

She can't. What else would she have to click bait? Nuttin' honey. I can't believe that there are those who refuse to believe.

Please watch my YouTube of me doing a polka on Mars.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Fuck it. Im gonna go ham on this heiffer. I work as a medical plan advisor for a major medical insurance company. As such there are levels to which she needs to be under care and utilization management IF we believe she has insurance.

She needs to have documented proof of being in nutritional counseling, with multiple documentations by an ordering physician of failure attempts in a controlled setting.
She needs to have seen a behavioral therapist for at least 10 sessions to discuss the realities of weight loss surgery.
Has to complete a 52 week course of other ways to lose weight w/o dropping out with video, group sessions online etc.
Complete goal forms and realistic weight goals.
Be evaluated for body dysmorphia.
Stick a weight loss diet and lose 100 pounds before being considered.
Have to have all her comorbidities listed, tested and evaluated.
This is BEFORE SHE EVEN GETS TO MEET A WEIGHT LOSS SURGEON.

Stop fucking larping amber.

That may well be the requirements of the medical insurer you work for (I'm sure it is or you wouldn't post it), but other medical insurers in the states are more lax. Some require no education sessions and no pysch evaluation, others require 3-6 months medically monitored weightloss, success being measured by a % excess weight lost (anywhere from 5-15% is usual) and pysch evaluation which includes assessment for EDs. Definitely testing for co-mordbities as these form part of the approval criteria. The actual details really don't matter though because Amber not only isn't going to get approved, she doesn't want it, and she can't afford it.

Spoiler: WLS SPERG from the clinic perspective

I worked for years with bariatric surgeons, and to be fair I do like most of the restrictions your company has in place with the exception of 100lb weightloss and the years monitoring. Many bariatric surgery patients only have that much to lose anyway....some even less. Two comorbidities and a BMI >35, is enough for approval by the majority of health insurers that cover bariatric surgery. 52 weeks monitoring is also overkill IMO and punitive to those who are well prepared and motivated, because the longer the period goes the less weight is lost on average and motivation falls. There are metabolic advantages of WLS that go beyond the actual number of pounds an individual needs to lose to be healthy, not the least being remission of type 2 diabetes with gastric bypass surgery. The sooner a T2D can access Gastric Bypass surgery the better for both them and their medical insurer....provided they are committed to the required lifestyle changes. Gastric bypass surgery is far cheaper than a lifetime of diabetes medication and the additional healthcare costs diabetics can quickly accumulate.

 

[Xenomorph]

That may well be the requirements of the medical insurer you work for (I'm sure it is or you wouldn't post it), but other medical insurers in the states are more lax. Some require no education sessions and no pysch evaluation, others require 3-6 months medically monitored weightloss, success being measured by a % excess weight lost (anywhere from 5-15% is usual) and pysch evaluation which includes assessment for EDs. Definitely testing for co-mordbities as these form part of the approval criteria. The actual details really don't matter though because Amber not only isn't going to get approved, she doesn't want it, and she can't afford it.

Spoiler: WLS SPERG from the clinic perspective

I worked for years with bariatric surgeons, and to be fair I do like most of the restrictions your company has in place with the exception of 100lb weightloss and the years monitoring. Many bariatric surgery patients only have that much to lose anyway....some even less. Two comorbidities and a BMI >35, is enough for approval by the majority of health insurers that cover bariatric surgery. 52 weeks monitoring is also overkill IMO and punitive to those who are well prepared and motivated, because the longer the period goes the less weight is lost on average and motivation falls. There are metabolic advantages of WLS that go beyond the actual number of pounds an individual needs to lose to be healthy, not the least being remission of type 2 diabetes with gastric bypass surgery. The sooner a T2D can access Gastric Bypass surgery the better for both them and their medical insurer....provided they are committed to the required lifestyle changes. Gastric bypass surgery is far cheaper than a lifetime of diabetes medication and the additional healthcare costs diabetics can quickly accumulate.

These restrictions are on people over 40+ BMI for mine I should have clarified that

Medicaid has similar restrictions

• Over the age of 13 for a female and 15 for a male.
• Body Mass Index must be over 35 with at least one comorbidity.
  • Co-morbidities include sleep apnea, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes.
• If you are under 21, you must have a Body Mass Index (BMI) over 40 with at least one comorbidity.
• A letter from your primary care physician stating that weight loss surgery is medically necessary.
• Passes a psychological exam.
• Documentation showing that the patient tried to manage their comorbidities with standard treatment but they were not successful.
• The patient must complete and show documentation that he or she participated in a medically supervised weight loss program for 6 months and it happened within the last 12 months prior to surgery.
• The patient must understand they will be required to change their diet and lifestyle after surgery.
• Nutritional and psychological services must be available before and after surgery (usually from the physician’s office).

Bitch dont even have a PCP unless you count the ER. lol

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Weight loss surgery won’t do anything for her, anyway. It takes away the desire for food, just like Ozempic. And how many rants did I see of her bitching about how she doesn’t feel hungry anymore on it and she’s just not getting enough calories and Omg she’s gonna die she has to force herself to eat!!!

Same shit, just more expensive.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Also the highest score Amberlynn Miss 135 IQ Reeeeee ever got is her BMI.

Jesus tap dancing Christ. I just realized that Amber’s IQ and her BMI are probably the same: about 95.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Weight loss surgery won’t do anything for her, anyway. It takes away the desire for food, just like Ozempic. And how many rants did I see of her bitching about how she doesn’t feel hungry anymore on it and she’s just not getting enough calories and Omg she’s gonna die she has to force herself to eat!!!

Same shit, just more expensive.

I think she'll be one of those that will eat until her stomach explodes. From what I've gathered, it's meant to physically limit your intake and may not actually hit any of the psychophysiological switches. Ozempic triggers hyper-satiation and encourages all of the negative sides of overeating. You'll notice people unable to enjoy foods anymore as it no longer tastes the same, they trigger nausea and at some point even thinking about food makes you angry. We should cheer on the WLS, the deathfat pool would go crazy.