Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

thats cause the hunger comes from her diseased brain

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She's an outlier in a nation of fatties. Her BMI was over 100 at one point. BMI isn't perfect but it is relatively accurate for someone like Hamber. There have been attempts by people here to create little Paint graphics of where her skeleton would be or where x body part is, and it's always mind blowing to see.

Like building the Burj Khalifa on a toothpick foundation.

The idea of Amber getting WLS comes up every year. While this particular saga has lasted longer than the previous, she still won't get it. She can't even be honest enough with herself to create accurate food journals. Any bariatric therapist she saw would know soon that she's a noncompliant patient and dump her if Amber didn't first.

She'd be out within 24 hours, her choice, bitching about the low calories or the sodiumz or not "vibing" with the doctor, or something else.

It'll never happen, but I wish Amber would have to see a table full of all the food she eats in a day that trash TV sometimes shows infinifats as a reality check. That won't sober her up either, because she's hopeless. It's a kick in the ass she deserves all the same.

It wouldn't faze her at all. She'd be thinking, "Hey, lunch!"

I watch her weigh-in videos, I'm till this day mesmerized by how she manages to excuse the constant gaining and gradual loss of mobility. It's fucking fascinating!

Her single greatest talent is absolving herself of responsibility or accountability.

Please gorls.... cite me one fucking instance since Negress that she's actually eaten in public and filmed it.

There was a brief clip of her and MG,W at an Indian restaurant fairly recently, where she tasted some soup (maybe pho?) and made that non-orgasmic face that means she hated it. That was the end of that clip - nothing with her pointing her sausage fingers at her or MG,W's food, no strange circular/pinching motions with her balloon hands, no annoyingly too-close shots of the food, etc.

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"I will continue to use WLS as clickbait because at this point, beyond unboxing random crap and Laygos, I have no other content to offer. As a bonus, I will reprimand viewers because they are Judgey McJudgersons who make me not want to share my weight loss jerneeee while at the same I'm fielding questions about, and making statements about, my fatassedness."

 

[Kier Starmer]

I am interested to see how many people stay along for this obvious LARP. It's boring and she is doing it because she cannot "fake" a medical emergency since she cannot afford the ER bill. I don't believe for a second that she even has insurance because Amber views money like that as tapping into her food fund.

Bitch literally put up a video

the LARP continues, she is literally going to kill her channel and good the bitch is so boring now. Jesus christ its 28 minutes of being sat down fuck that.

Please gaslight us more to convince ourselves that you aren't bedbound.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Weight loss surgery won’t do anything for her, anyway. It takes away the desire for food, just like Ozempic. And how many rants did I see of her bitching about how she doesn’t feel hungry anymore on it and she’s just not getting enough calories and Omg she’s gonna die she has to force herself to eat!!!

Same shit, just more expensive.

A year on Ozempic/Wegovy costs about the same as a gastric bypass surgery. VSG (Sleeve) is even cheaper, and in her case the most likely to be recommended because it is a shorter time under anesthesia and less complicated. Surgeons tend to recommend VSG for their infinifats these days for this reason. While not as effective, they can do a bypass stage once the patient has lost a couple of hundred pounds and it's safer. The two surgeries effectively become a duodenal switch surgery. For those that opt to go to Mexico, WLS could cost less than a 4 month supply of Ozempic.

A VSG changes the hunger hormones because it removes 70% of the stomach tissue that produces those hormones. Most patients that have the surgery say it doesn't change their hunger at all, because they still experience "head hunger" not actual hormone driven hunger. Gastric bypass doesn't change those hormone signals as the remnant stomach is left inside.

 

[dfranki723]

Hambo is so proud of herself for uploading shit vlogs for a brief period. She talks as though her vlogs are thought out, interesting and worth a viewers time. You hold a camera in your hippo hands and then click a few buttons. She doesn't need to have a ''laid back'' January because she doesn't fucking work.

Does this cunt not understand what an introvert is? An introvert wouldn't post photos of blood soaked underwear for attention, an introvert wouldn't make an obnoxious spectacle of themselves in public (and on the internet), an introvert wouldn't move in with complete strangers, introverts don't openly brag about their made up trauma to anyone who will listen. Who taught her this term? Because fuck you. Another quirky trait for her to bring up incessantly for the next dozen vlogs.

You're simply a shut in, you're immobile and probably don't want people staring at you because of your hog body. That's not a result of being introverted.

Ohhhh, I see, she's exaggerating her mannerisms in the video to play along with the ADHD diagnosis she's going to claim. Well done Hamber, you fish for that false diagnosis gorl.
Ah, yet again she's echoing comments she's recieved as though she created those thoughts herself.
''WLS is liiiike a whole lifestyle''. Yes. That's what everyone has been saying and you've ignored it. I highly doubt she knows anything outside of ''doctor make me skinny''.

Boring boring boring.
Take a bath, you look like dried out cat shit.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I am interested to see how many people stay along for this obvious LARP. It's boring and she is doing it because she cannot "fake" a medical emergency since she cannot afford the ER bill. I don't believe for a second that she even has insurance because Amber views money like that as tapping into her food fund.

Bitch literally put up a video

the LARP continues, she is literally going to kill her channel and good the bitch is so boring now. Jesus christ its 28 minutes of being sat down fuck that.

Please gaslight us more to convince ourselves that you aren't bedbound.

I hate how this bitch keeps calling occasionally seeing a therapist "Outpatient". You're just seeing a doctor (but we know she's not). Going to the doctor does not mean "outpatient". Also, therapy where they dont commit your ass to a psych ward is not "Outpatient". You are "Outpatient" when you go the hospital, they treat you, and you dont have to spend the night. An colonoscopy is an outpatient procedure. We know this bitch isnt going to actual addiction rehab.

You saw a doctor to participate in a "Non Surgical Weight Loss Program". You could be COMMITTED to rehab in a facility to help you.

Amber, if you keep using the term "Outpatient" then we are going to start assuming you are in OUTPATIENT ADDICTION REHAB and are just refusing the say the words. In any case you should seek "inpatient addiction rehab" because you need direct supervision. No addiction specialist would allow her to persue "Outpatient" at this stage in the game. Maybe thats why she keeps "quitting". They tell her she has to do inpatient so she quits.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I am interested to see how many people stay along for this obvious LARP. It's boring and she is doing it because she cannot "fake" a medical emergency since she cannot afford the ER bill. I don't believe for a second that she even has insurance because Amber views money like that as tapping into her food fund.

Bitch literally put up a video

the LARP continues, she is literally going to kill her channel and good the bitch is so boring now. Jesus christ its 28 minutes of being sat down fuck that.

Please gaslight us more to convince ourselves that you aren't bedbound.

Wow, she made an appointment. That's totally the same as scheduling the surgery. Right, gais??! Didn't she already see someone about a gastric bypass surgery and was told to lose weight first?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hambo is so proud of herself for uploading shit vlogs for a brief period. She talks as though her vlogs are thought out, interesting and worth a viewers time. You hold a camera in your hippo hands and then click a few buttons. She doesn't need to have a ''laid back'' January because she doesn't fucking work.

Good thing she bought that one jernull to write down all the topics she wanted to make videos about. No, not that jernull, the other one. Yeah, not that one, either. The OTHER other one. Oh, she ditched them all at Goodwill? Well, peasant, that's why Amazon exists. no doubt she'll have a sparkly new one shortly, to once again not write all those video topics down in before she utiilzes her personal garbage dump Goodwill to "declutter" again, because she's just such a giveeeen, careeeen person who is also totally an empath. Totally.

Does this cunt not understand what an introvert is?

The person who doesn't know Lincoln was a president, where Russia is on a map (of which it takes up almost an entire half), or the difference between "scolding" and "scalding"? Surely you jest,

to play along with the ADHD diagnosis she's going to claim. Well done Hamber, you fish for that false diagnosis gorl.

Just one more that she could get a med for. I always thought it was odd that she continually harps on how she "doesn't like to take medicine" but willingly accepts "taking" those meds for her muh mentalz - and I used quotes there because she seems to treat all of them as optional, instead of something required for whatever ailment she claims to have. Bonus: it gives her something to bitch about or to use as ammo when she needs asspats. "I'm taking all my pills when I should." or "I haven't been consistent with my pills." and so on. Either way, she knows she will hear from commenters about it.

Boring boring boring.
Take a bath, you look like dried out cat shit.

Don't insult cat shit like that. There's probably more nutrients in that than in Hamber.

 

[FatalTater]

Are... people watching Amber without waiting for the archive?
I mean, I guess if you're in a rush to see what fascinating content she has to offer, or if you want to reward her for tryeen her best, then go for it.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Are... people watching Amber without waiting for the archive?
I mean, I guess if you're in a rush to see what fascinating content she has to offer, or if you want to reward her for tryeen her best, then go for it.

I just wait for the tl;dw/r instead

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

I am interested to see how many people stay along for this obvious LARP. It's boring and she is doing it because she cannot "fake" a medical emergency since she cannot afford the ER bill. I don't believe for a second that she even has insurance because Amber views money like that as tapping into her food fund.

Bitch literally put up a video

the LARP continues, she is literally going to kill her channel and good the bitch is so boring now. Jesus christ its 28 minutes of being sat down fuck that.

Please gaslight us more to convince ourselves that you aren't bedbound.

Archive, since there isn't one yet.

Spoiler: TL;DW, with full apologies to anyone that reads this.

Hasn't been on much cause she almost kindasorta did Vlogmas and it was too much.
Makeup blahblahblah.
"Why are people coming for me because I like to deep-clean my cabinets" (lol)
Didn't film it because people will hate on her for doing it, has 'judgement-itis" that prevented it from being filmed.
Muh trauma-response.
"The act of filming for YT and uploading to YT (and therefore facing critisim) are two different things!" /shock horror
Muh anxieteee, muh mentuls.
'Don't care about leaving my apartment all the time." (or ever)
"There are things I wanna do, that I would be doing if it wasn't for my weight" (a glimmer of self-awareness? Nop. Fault of ppl that think she should be doing more!)
Viewers/commenters are ABUSIVE! YOU'RE SO MEAN CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY FOR HER!
People won't let her slow down on her busybusybusy schedule, she can't take a break or any time for herself!
Can't get off the internet, haters need to gtfo instead.
RE:ADHD > has a phone evaluation scheduled, like a pre-assessment.
Psychologist visit totally scheduled, beeeen seeeeein them in the outpatient program (HAES angle) for a whole year!
"As hard as it is" needs a different psych to go forward with WLS.
But the old one was amazing, cause HAES.
"Have officially scheduled an appt for WLS." Got a call back for a first visit/intake appt with someone.
"Thinks the appt is over 6 hours" (i don't know if that's normal but it seemed worth noting)
"Obviously I can't film there but I'll share as much as I can after"
"Not sure I wanted to share this"
"Feline is incredible" (Im probably misspelling that name, don't @ me)
SOOOOO EXCITED GUIES! They want to check SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS!
"They're probably going to want me to see a psychologist" (wait didn't she say a sec ago that she had to find a new one to move forward with the WLS? )
Finished a book, hated it (Snow Falls by Gerri Hill), was boring, wasn't dramatic enough, romance was boring. LGBT Romance novel apparently.
Finished second book, (Five Total Strangers by Natalie D Richards), also hated it. Had twists, they were terrible, everything getting to the twists was terrible.
Finished a third book (My Lovely Wife by Samantha Downing), loved it, was shocked, book is about couple that kills ppl for sexual gratification and if I had to hear ALR say that, you need to know she said it.
///this starts the bullet journal pages she wasn't gonna show many of
Update on bullet journal, wants to show everything but some is too personal. Shows pounds lost, doodles, hours slept, sleep rating, "makeup molment" "hairbrush molment". I don't brush my hair cause muh depreshun. Shows muh anxiety page. Energy page, has not started exercising.
"Move more" is an option. Says she "purposely moves more throughout the day"
Shows crying pages, says she will show "bingeeen and off-track pages" in her next one.
Nap page? This is an adult right?
Temperature one (outside not hers)
Productivity page. (what is this? Why?)
Book thoughts page
Subscriber tracker page "i wanna see it go up even higher" (lol no)
Water tracker
Did i film or not tracker. (srsly I thought she wasn't gonna show us most of it?)
Did i upload tracker
Notes for the other books, including the one she's reading now (The Flat Share by Beth O'Leary)
Insta Q&A tracker
"people should do bullet journal instead of watch their favorite TV shows"
/// end of bullet journal I hope
HAYDURS IN THE COMMENTS. SO MANY HAYDURS. ALL THE HAYDURS. CAN THEY STOP, DON'T JUDGE ME OR HURT MY FEEFEES.
"If you have a bad energy or aura, you don't belong here" (lol)
"My content is not always happy"
"Never want to make her audience feel bad"
HAYDURS!
Voice over > Edited out a bunch cause she ranted about haydurs for another 10 min.
Video was an hour before she edited it.
Back to WLS. SO EXCITED FOR IT.
"I hope this is finally my turn."
"I think I've let go of false dreams"
Aiming to just live. (lol)
"Dont want to lose so much weight that i'm like, skinny. I just wanna live"
"WLS Dr seems legitness" (what)
"Try not to think about the scary what if's"
"Will talk more about it if she's comfortable"
Doesn't want anyones opinion about it.
Admits she's rambling.
Next video will be a vlog.

This TL;DW brought to you courtesy of Chantal being boring as fuck, and gin.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I try to be low key whenever I'm in public. Non-descript... a white guy... "He looka like a man!" OLD SNL reference.

Couldn't imagine being anywhere in public where Fatwad has to be touching everything and be the center of attention. When you're THAT fucking fat, you're a freak show and peeps can't help themselves saying WTF?

I cite "Beanbag in a Hurry!" as evidence. The humiliation of 600 ellbees in public is why she makes pajeet Uber and Doordash drivers rich.

Please gorls.... cite me one fucking instance since Negress that she's actually eaten in public and filmed it.

There aren't any, despite all the old let me steal this off your plate Cheesecake Factory videos.

Slap Slappy. Prove me wrong.

The Vietnamese place during her Black Friday Shopping and Haul video. There were only a few clips, but it was a sit down meal. The restaurant was also completely empty and it looked like they were there at some ungodly hour - and that was the ONLY time - so that probably reinforces your stance more than anything. (It was real food - a chicken and vegetables dish with a side soup - so naturally she hated).

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Translation: I like the dopamine hits and ass pats from telling everyone I want WLS, but I don't want to do anything to actually work towards getting WLS or make any changes to the way I'm living. Baby steps waddling in place with no forward movement 4-EVAR!

Jesus tap dancing Christ. I just realized that Amber’s IQ and her BMI are probably the same: about 95.

Amber is one of the sooper speshul and youneek quorky gorls whose BMI is actually higher than their IQ. Congrats, Amber.

... Just one more that she could get a med for. I always thought it was odd that she continually harps on how she "doesn't like to take medicine" but willingly accepts "taking" those meds for her muh mentalz - and I used quotes there because she seems to treat all of them as optional, instead of something required for whatever ailment she claims to have. Bonus: it gives her something to bitch about or to use as ammo when she needs asspats. "I'm taking all my pills when I should." or "I haven't been consistent with my pills." and so on. Either way, she knows she will hear from commenters about it...

It seems like she's been trying to drop 'subtle' (read: not subtle) hints about that for over a year now (while of course acting like she has no idea why her audience is mentioning ADHD). I suspect she's been easing into it to try and make it seem more organic to try and make it NOT look like she's doing it for a script. Isn't weight loss a possible side effect of the most common ADHD meds? Perhaps Amber's looking for a discount Ozempic?

I just wait for the tl;dw/r instead

TL;DR: FAT.


Okay, I just scrolled through @Extra Dainty Gorl 's breakdown, and Amber really needs to get her lies straight. She announced Outpatient to us in February 2022, saying she would start at the beginning of March. By end of March, her audience was suspecting that she quit. By April, she announced that she had quit, because they wouldn't help her lose weight and she needed to take weight loss seriously. Amber spoke of the WEEKS of therapy she received, and how she had learned so much about her BED. Amber hoped that she could keep working with her HAES psychologist for other, non-weight related issues she needed help with (such as anxiety, her past, etc). She talked about 'hoping' to work with her on and off until maybe May or so, where Amber announced that she could continue to work with her (but not part of outpatient). We hear almost nothing about the psychologist until late fall, when she tells us that the psychologist was going on maternity leave, and was unsure about proceeding with appointments because the new psychologist filling in with an icky, ICKY MAN! And then no talk of anything therapy related until late November/early December when Amber starts talking about getting WLS. And now she's 'quitting' the Outpatient program - she quit nearly 1 year ago.

 

[Teresa77]

These restrictions are on people over 40+ BMI for mine I should have clarified that

Medicaid has similar restrictions

• Over the age of 13 for a female and 15 for a male.
• Body Mass Index must be over 35 with at least one comorbidity.
  • Co-morbidities include sleep apnea, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes.
• If you are under 21, you must have a Body Mass Index (BMI) over 40 with at least one comorbidity.
• A letter from your primary care physician stating that weight loss surgery is medically necessary.
• Passes a psychological exam.
• Documentation showing that the patient tried to manage their comorbidities with standard treatment but they were not successful.
• The patient must complete and show documentation that he or she participated in a medically supervised weight loss program for 6 months and it happened within the last 12 months prior to surgery.
• The patient must understand they will be required to change their diet and lifestyle after surgery.
• Nutritional and psychological services must be available before and after surgery (usually from the physician’s office).

Bitch dont even have a PCP unless you count the ER. lol

That's not the Medicaid requirements in every state.

 

[I call shenanigans]

@Extra Dainty Gorl, a 6 hour long first appointment is definitely NOT normal. She had a long appointment the last time she went to a bariatric clinic because they did a pysch test on the day (362 or however many questions that are really just never/sometimes/always answers you aren't even supposed to think about but we know she poured over her answers) without actually having a pysch present, and she went with the cash already in hand so there was no reason to not do things quickly. The first appointment you don't even usually see the surgeon. It's usually just a GP or NP (that specialises in obesity) that runs through your general health history (mind you in Amber's case that alone could take 3 hours), and runs routine tests like BP, bloods, takes a starting weight, maybe O2 saturation etc. Someone will also talk to her about surgery requirements, and the clearances she'll need. Then she might see an admin person to discuss the cost and how she's going to pay for it if approved. They might have her see a dietician at this visit if there is one with a free appointment slot. Most of the clearances and appointments though don't happen on the first visit... they just get the referrals done so Amber can organise them herself. In her case she'll need referrals to psychologist, cardiologist, respiratory surgeon (including a sleep study), and dietician, at a minimum. If she gets through all those (she won't), then she'd likely also need clearance from the anesthecist.

The fact that she'll rock up with a journal full of inane questions, doesn't mean they'll waste their time pandering to her. The clinics I've experienced in my time, the first appointment is virtually scripted. No need to ask questions really because they cover pretty much everything in their script. The only real things up for discussion are how the patients individual health issues will affect things moving forward. In the US most practices have ongoing educational sessions as part of their monitored weightloss program required by insurers. Even if a patient is self pay, or their particular insurer doesn't require it, many surgeons will expect their patients to participate in that program while they get all of their clearances ticked off. Just getting those clearances and then booking the actual surgery can take months, so there's no need to rush everything into a single day.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I think she'll be one of those that will eat until her stomach explodes. From what I've gathered, it's meant to physically limit your intake and may not actually hit any of the psychophysiological switches. Ozempic triggers hyper-satiation and encourages all of the negative sides of overeating. You'll notice people unable to enjoy foods anymore as it no longer tastes the same, they trigger nausea and at some point even thinking about food makes you angry. We should cheer on the WLS, the deathfat pool would go crazy.

If you’re talking about gastric rupture, no. Gastric dilation, yes but those are still rare and focus on bulimics or binge eaters who aren’t obese.

in the case of fatties, the stomach is a muscle. A strong muscle. A normal stomach can hold up to 3 liters. For gastric rupture to take place, you would need over 5 liters of contents. One case has 12
liters.

Even so, that’s still rare and stomach shape plays a part. Those with sphere shaped stomachs are more prone to this, because of extra tension and pressure.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Are... people watching Amber without waiting for the archive?
I mean, I guess if you're in a rush to see what fascinating content she has to offer, or if you want to reward her for tryeen her best, then go for it.

She uploaded? Oh, good, something to bridge the gap between the end of one football game and the start of the next.

 

[I call shenanigans]

If you’re talking about gastric rupture, no. Gastric dilation, yes but those are still rare and focus on bulimics or binge eaters who aren’t obese.

I'm pretty sure they are talking about stapleline dehiscence. While this was common in decades gone past, these days the technology used is far superior. In the olden days they stapled using one line of staples with a manual stapler. These days they use a pneumatic stapler that fires six lines of offset staples (two groups of three lines) with a cutter in the middle to ensure a minimum distance from cut to first line of staple. For those that watch MSHPL, this is why when Dr Now does a gastric sleeve surgery, he can fill the part of the stomach he removes to show the size better because the are three lines of offset staples sealing it.

While it's certainly possible to stretch the remnant stomach over time, over eating after bariatric surgery generally causes vomiting, and if it doesn't then the person will be in agony until the stomach volume is decreased by digestion. It's easy to sit back and think someone can massively eat beyond their pouch volume, but it's really not possible to eat through that level of pain. Weight gain after bariatric surgery comes from liquid calories, slider foods (like chips, cakes, icecream etc that dissolve pretty much before even hitting the stomach) and grazing on small quantities of food all day long.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

Que : arms of an angel song

“Adopt a fuck for a monthly payment of 3 fupas & you can save this fatfuck from herself”

I genuinely cannot with her. If she can handle the hate and have thick skin yet she’s the biggest little bitch ever. We take away the joy and happiness ? Then get the fuck off yt and get a real job.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary. I do this so you, the people, don't have to!

Spoiler: WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY, QUITTING OUTPATIENT, ADHD, ANXIETY, & MORE! | LIFE UPDATE

Easy going vlogging in January because she vlogged so much in December - not because January adsense is shit compared to the rest of the year and no way is Amber going to blow her creative load on content that won't earn her as much Uber Eats bux.

Amber promises us that this won't be a boring, sit down video and will be worth watching - I suspect that will be a lie.

Amber talked about makeup - I tuned out.

Amber complained that people 'come for her' about her deep cleaning. She a pig and a borderline horder and everyone knows it. I tuned out.

Amber getting nit-picked is causing a trauma response. Amber is BOLTH an introvert and extrovert. I guess she magically became an introvert once she became too fucking fat to go anywhere under her own power.

Amber is now 5'2" and not 5'3" - I guess the weight compressed her spine by another inch.

She's STILL complaining about being bullied and her being a victim. I've never encountered a 'boolean' victim calling her 'boolies' dense and bitching at them as much as Amber does. Not very introverted - or boolied - if you ask me.

ADHD update - someone is going to call her and evaluate her over the phone to determine if she requires further tests. I'm sure Amber's been on Wikipedia and psychologytoday.com, cramming for the oral exam.

OUTPATIENT UPDATE: Amber inadvertantly admits that she originally lied about outpatient, and only went for LESS THAN A WEEK. That means she quit outpatient BEFORE doing all of those 'mookbongs' in March that were supposed to be part of her outpatient therapy.

Amber says that she's been seeing her HAES psychologist for a year, and that's YET ANOTHER LIE. She saw her for less than one week in March, then didn't go back until May or so And then left around November or so, because the psychologist went on maternity leave and Amber didn't want therapy sessions with her male replacement. And even then, Amber said that she was seeing the psychologist SEPARATE from the outpatient program (because she rejected outpatient therapy to focus on calorie restriction and weight loss, which worked WONDERFULLY for her).

So, to recap: one week of HAES outpatient therapy, and about 6 months of crying about fatphobia and YouTube 'boolean', and calling it 'about a year of intensive outpatient therapy'.

Amber can't have an HAES therapist when trying to get approved for WLS, and she's going to miss the girl her psychologist. Amber's HAES specialist helped her see things from a new perspective - causing absolutely NO CHANGE in her mindset or behaviour.

WLS UPDATE: appointment officially scheduled. In a couple of weeks. No other details given. I wonder if this doctor will also tell her not to eat vegetables, but instead to eat beef jerky and McDonalds cheeseburgers without the bun? Amber's excited to go to the appointment to figure out the process - which was likely explained to her the last THREE times she went to the initial consultations. I'm sure this time will be different.

ANGZIETEEEE!!!!!

Reading Update: Amber found the Snow Falls and Five Total Strangers books boring. Imagine how we feel, Amber.

Bullet Journal Update: It's PERSONAL!!! Shows doodles... and her hair brushing, crybaby, water, and sleep trackers. Amber doesn't need a bullet-journal. She needs a guardian. Weight related journal content is reserved for weigh in videos.

Amber feels like she needs to express herself more - as she spends the entirety of yet ANOTHER video bitching out her audience.

"If you think I'm talking to you, then if the shoe fits type style". Well considering you ONLY address the haydurs, I'm sure even your most dedicated asslickers are starting to feel like you're scolding and shaming them.

"If you have a bad aura, you don't belong here... If I make you feel bad, you don't belong here". Exactly why your views are down 50-70% since 2019.

Amber was bitching so much that SHE cut the feed. Plain white screen with voiceover. Someone make her a 'technical difficulties' placard! Here, I'll supply some:

Amber doesn't want to be skinny. WE KNOW. She doesn't want anyone's opionion. Funny thing about that, Amber. We can give whatever opinion we want. YOU don't control our speech. You control whether you stick your fingers in your ears or not - which you've shown yourself to be quite adept at.

Amber lied about this not being a boring, sit-down video and that it would be worth watching. Go fuck yourself, Amber. Oh yeah, you can't reach.

TL;DR: Amber trying to get Dx'ed with ADHD. Amber has a consultation with the WLS in a few weeks. We are horrible pieces of shit who shouldn't watch her. Amber admits that she did outpatient for less than 1 week (meaning pretty much all of those March mookbongs were after she quit).

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I'm pretty sure they are talking about stapleline dehiscence. While this was common in decades gone past, these days the technology used is far superior. In the olden days they stapled using one line of staples with a manual stapler. These days they use a stapler that fires six lines of offset staples (two groups of three lines) with a cutter in the middle to ensure a minimum distance from cut to first line of staple.

While it's certainly possible to stretch the remnant stomach over time, over eating after bariatric surgery generally causes vomiting, and if it doesn't then the person will be in agony until the stomach volume is decreased by digestion. It's easy to sit back and think someone can massively eat beyond their pouch volume, but it's really not possible to eat through that level of pain. Weight gain after bariatric surgery comes from liquid calories, slider foods (like chips, cakes, icecream etc that dissolve pretty much before even hitting the stomach) and grazing on small quantities of food all day long.

Ohhhhhhh. Yes. Now that makes me nauseous to think about. Leaking staple line from eating too much. Barf. That’s a really serious issue too once it happens.