Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[low sodium]

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Jan 31, 2023

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[Gimme the skinny]

So amber feels empowered by quitting? Is this new???? Wait it’s not. Ahhh

 

[Trees]

This will last until the weight loss surgery clinic doesn't give a fuck about her non scale victories.

I thought Amber knew that if she went on My 600 Elbee life she would be a success story, because, "I just feel it." There's nothing unrulistic about losing tirty pounds in one munt. YOU HAVE 550 POUNDS OF FOOD IN YOU

 

[the weeknd warrior]

As opposed to a bariatric weight gain surgery patient? Now, I think it's fair to give her that space to pretend like she's going to get something done but I also don't think it's fair that we have to allow ourselves to be gaslit by a 600 lb toddlerwoman into accepting that she's actually going to hit a goal that hasn't even been stated yet. The only people left that actually watch her videos while allowing ads are people who think they're healthy at 500 lbs. What happens when she's not all HAESy and wants to live for another decade or two?

 

[TwinkieStorr]

The question is: will Amber stick to the regular meetings and other appointments for weeks or months, and will she follow whatever regimen is prescribed to her? Amber has never been known to stick to anything for more than a few days.

This is basically the Ozempic arc 2.0
I wonder what the next reason to quit will be

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yes, busy influencers can't be sure if they'll have the time to do a weigh in Sunday nights.... she's really trying for a new audience, ain't she?

A weigh in consists of ONE question - how much do you fucking weigh? Full. Stop. Period.

TORE ligaments in her ankle? She had a sprain. Not acceptable as an excuse. Those little cycle thingies can be used with next to no resistance - if she can walk, she can use them. Fail.

When your BMI is that high, no excuse in the world works - cut the bullshit.

I figure she might do a couple of things on her WLS list, then she'll nope out. She doesn't want to know her lab & other test results.

She only has to lose 1 lb. What is this crap? PL - I'm running low in weight lately at about 100 lbs. - have trouble keeping weight on. I 'gained' 2lbs. between yesterday & today just through fluid intake & the usual stuff. 1 lb. for her is a wet fart.

She lies - she wants to get rid of the shelf ass & lymphedema legs. She could care less about her 'organs'.

Quitting outpatient makes her feel empowered. Bullshit - she was NOT in a proper OP program but a self coddling HAES program. She knew EXACTLY what she was getting into. At the same time, she left the kind of discussion that would better lead to long term, sustainable weight loss, though.

She lost 5lbs. a few good shits - Point. Blank. Period. Of COURSE she has her own goals. I think the 1 lb. loss, (over what time period?), is bullshit but is her goal more realistic?

Of course, the sensible phasing out of eating crap is not good enough for her.

So what kind of "little exercise program has she set up for herself? When she uses "little", you know she's not taking it seriously.

Wow - she had an "educational" class!! On pre-surgery eating! And of course has to mention hate messages.

If she loved keto why did she quit it? Oh yeah - her gall blabber... uh huh.

.... and predictably right at the end she says "of course" goals will change. Oh, we know they will. We've been down this Phase 1 pathn far too many times.

 

[Fuckinright]

So amber feels empowered by quitting? Is this new???? Wait it’s not. Ahhh

Yeah. That’s the dumbest shit I’ve heard in a minute.

 

[Mekahineyho]

This is the 5th or so time amber has stated that her foot has healed in a different position after she sprained her ankle. I’ve never heard of that before. Something tells me her foot was already fucked before she fell and didn’t want to blame her fat for why her legs and feet are fucked.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Yes, busy influencers can't be sure if they'll have the time to do a weigh in Sunday nights.... she's really trying for a new audience, ain't she?

A weigh in consists of ONE question - how much do you fucking weigh? Full. Stop. Period.

She knows, buried in that flab somewhere, that weighins are useless because she cannot stick to anything and lose the weight. She doesn't want to give haydur nation ammo. It would be spectacular, though, if she dutifully it, though.

Hamber: "Last week I weighed in at 600.6 and today I weighed in at 599.9. So I lost .7 pounds, and I'm totally fine with that, because I had some shtuuuuper bad urges to beenge and ate too many sodiumz."
Haydur Nation: Points out this is not a good excuse and she should know by now how muh sodiumz affects muh weight, you're not trying" and so on.
Frogs: Leave Hamber alone! It's okay to fail sometimes!
Haydur Nation: How do you feel about EVERY time?

TORE ligaments in her ankle? She had a sprain. Not acceptable as an excuse. Those little cycle thingies can be used with next to no resistance - if she can walk, she can use them. Fail.

Oh, you know that thing wound up in the goodwill landfill.

I figure she might do a couple of things on her WLS list, then she'll nope out. She doesn't want to know her lab & other test results.

Generous of you!

She only has to lose 1 lb. What is this crap?

I'm guessing this will be a rather flexible number based on individual cases and will delay moving forward, but the "at least a pound" was what was reported by the discord person.

PL - I'm running low in weight lately at about 100 lbs. - have trouble keeping weight on. I 'gained' 2lbs. between yesterday & today just through fluid intake & the usual stuff. 1 lb. for her is a wet fart.

I feel you, except my number is at about 90. It's a fucking pain.

She lies - she wants to get rid of the shelf ass & lymphedema legs. She could care less about her 'organs'.

Which she could do via elective surgery. But she'd have to pay for that lipo just like WLS.

Quitting outpatient makes her feel empowered. Bullshit - she was NOT in a proper OP program but a self coddling HAES program. She knew EXACTLY what she was getting into. At the same time, she left the kind of discussion that would better lead to long term, sustainable weight loss, though.

She continually tees herself up for failure.

She lost 5lbs. a few good shits - Point. Blank. Period. Of COURSE she has her own goals. I think the 1 lb. loss, (over what time period?), is bullshit but is her goal more realistic?

DoctorLynnMedicalWoman knows better than all that hoity-toity doctors and their fancy degrees, shitlord.

Of course, the sensible phasing out of eating crap is not good enough for her.

Might as well be talking in a foreign language there, Dude/tte.

So what kind of "little exercise program has she set up for herself? When she uses "little", you know she's not taking it seriously.

The "little" that equals "none".

Wow - she had an "educational" class!! On pre-surgery eating! And of course has to mention hate messages.

Didn't that online seminar have a list of things she should have begun doing? I have no doubt she will be as diligent in the instructions from this in-person seminar as she was with the online one.

If she loved keto why did she quit it? Oh yeah - her gall blabber... uh huh.

Multipurpose excuse, given that's the same reason she gave for not restarting Ozempic, before she decided that making herself look like a martyr by selflessly sacrificing her doses of Ozempic for the beetus people would be better.

.... and predictably right at the end she says "of course" goals will change. Oh, we know they will. We've been down this Phase 1 pathn far too many times.

Nah, her goal is still the same: act like you're making progress before inevitably quitting and blaming the viewers or the nonexistent BED, deciding that it must be imaginary BED and not imaginary food addiction after all.

 

[groovypeach]

does anyone know why eric deleted all his videos from his youtube channel?

 

[that blue peach]

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Looking at this thumbnail, my immediate thought was "ha, fat fucking hands and brown fucking knuckles". I've seen her disgusting ass hands so many times and it never fails to astonish me.

"Any time that I'm home on a Sunday and I'm able to do a weigh-in, we're going to do them" HAHAHAHA where the fuck else would you be and what the fuck else would you be doing, fattie?

I still don't understand why she always stops whatever she's saying mid-sentence to point out something negative about her appearance. "omg I look so tired" "omg my hair is a mess" "omg my shirt is full of cat hair" Bitch you're doing yourself no favors, I probably wouldn't even have notice the damn stains on your sweater if you hadn't pointed them out. Not that it matters because you're always an ugly hog anyway.

Anyway, those were the thoughts I had during the first 60 seconds of the video, I ain't watching any more of this nontent snoozefest; however I did scroll through and yep, another video where she does nothing but sit and talk, love that for her!

Oh wait one more thing. She really said "like a whole class, like an edu-cay-shu-nal class" like three times. Ah yes an educational class, as opposed to the non-educational kind. Gotcha, thanks for clarifying.

If you're bored and hate your liver, here's a fun drinking game: watch this entire video and take a shot every time she says the words "weight loss surgery".

ETA forgot to attach this beautiful screenshot of my sleep paralysis demon. Good god.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She lies - she wants to get rid of the shelf ass & lymphedema legs. She could care less about her 'organs'.

This, in and of itself, makes me giggle like a little Slappy schoolgorl.

WLS will NOT magically reshape her totally deformed body. It took years to grow to the immense proportions that it is. She might lose some fupa weight. But her shelf ass and lymph legs ain't going nowhere bean bag in a hurry.

Over time, her ass will fall if she does manage to go through with any of her overly autistic/optimistic dreams about the "magic" cure she's embracing.

Basically, she'll still look like a fat toddler with a loaded fucking diaper hanging off her ass. The legs? They're resilient. They will stay marshmallow scootypoof fat until the very end of it all.

I'm here for the ride. I wanna see the gross body deformation as it happens. It will and it will be shocking as fuck to her (and Faline) if she does go through with WLS.

But as much as that all amuses me, it ain't nebba gonna happen. She has zero conviction, worse than an ADHD child. The minute it requires any real conviction or one hunger pang or uncomfortable side effect, each of you knows as well as me that shit becomes yesterday's news, never to be mentioned again.

Prove me wrong, Hamber. Prove all (any) of us wrong. We'll continue to enjoy your cunty self-centered narc freak show in the meantime.

 

[TardiX]

does anyone know why eric deleted all his videos from his youtube channel?

He's a biggity bitch

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Sunday weigh in, posted on a TUESDAY. Not sure where this fits in the timeline in comparison to when she went to her WLS appointment seminar - Timelord-Lynn strikes again! Time for questions that no one asked!!

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Amber has stains on her sweater, but they are the ones that don't come out (as opposed to the stains that don't leave a ... stain). Amazing, all of these stains are from the washer and her use of fabric softener, yet coincidentally all of them ONLY appear around her armpits or in food-splatter zones on her clothing.

Q1 Are you using the stationary foot-cycle that *JADE* got you for Christmas in 2021?

A1 Was using it, but she tore ligaments 5 1/2 months ago and her ankle still hasn't gotten it's shit together... but she's totes gonna use it later.

Q2 What's your BMI highest and what is it now?

A2 According to Amber highest was 572.4lb = BMI of 104.8, but Amber is now 91.2 which is a 13.6 point difference. Amber doesn't really agree with the whole BMI thing. You can't judge someone based on a BMI. HA!! Yeah, you can't judge that Amber is a gigantic fatass just because her BMI is in the 90s - she could just naturally be more muscular than the average... grizzly bear.

Note: Amber does later mention that at her weight, BMI is accurate, but insists it's not at like, 150lbs. Okay, fine. When you're 150 lbs, we won't take your BMI into consideration.

Q3 What's the next step for WLS?

A3 Dr appointment coming up to get a letter (of referral?) from her GP. Then labs with her GP. Then 'GI Scan'. Then taking a course. And losing 1 lb. Oh, and the psychologist has to call her back to schedule the psych eval. Start studying, Amber.

Q4 What part of your body are you most excited to improve with weight loss?

A4 Her heart, lungs, liver, and kidneys. (DON'T FORGET YOUR PANCREAS, AMBER!) Amber realizes she may have fat on her brain. I must say that this is a much better prepared answer than 'to de-fat my feet so I can wear heels'.

Q5 Does quitting outpatient make you feel discouraged?

A5 "NO!!! Nonononono, it makes me feel SOOO empowered. Being made to feel powerless over my eating disorder isn't going to help me with my weighloss". She says that the HAES facility didn't want to discuss weightloss. They didn't want Amber to count calories or say no to takeout.

Cuntilynn is back. Okay.. First, admitting that you are helpless/powerless is admitting that you have been a total FUCKUP in regards to dealing with your addiction, and you need to STFU and take direction from someone who KNOWS what you need to do. Second, Amber had her choice of outpatient facilities, and she CHOSE THE HAES CLINIC THAT HAD AN ANTI-DIETING STANCE. She knew it was sketch because they said up front that they couldn't accept insurance. She's been claiming that restriction makes her binge way BEFORE even going to them, so this isn't THEIR fault.

Amber added one of the WLS workers that she met from the seminar/info session/whatever to her facebook. You think this will go the same way as the dietician?

Last week 520.0lbs. This week 515.0lbs. Things were rocky at first, but then the appointment happened and she learned how they expected her to eat: 2 diet sodas per day. "Limit eating out", but not stop. Exercise 2-3 times/week. Protein with fibre (RIP gallbladder). They ONLY want her to lose 1lb for now, but Amber has her own goals. Of course she does - how can she fuck it up if she does exactly what the doctors tell her?

She gets hate messages telling her that she won't be able to stick with the diet and that's she's only supposed to be drinking liquids... NO, it's not that hard. Hmmm... I'm remembering the FIRST doctor from 2019 who wanted her down from '572.4lbs' to 310lbs after 4 years - which would have only been 1.26 lbs per week - and THAT was too hard for her to even START.... so time will tell.

(By the way, if she had listened to that doctor, her current weight would be 345lbs and not 515lbs).

"What the doctor gave us was what me and *JADE* were doing anyways"... SO WHY ARE YOU STILL OVER 500 LBS SEVERAL MONTHS LATER?

"This surgeon is so amazing! Number one surgeon in the state where I'm going" (KENTUCKY!!). Two 'robotics', and not one!

TL;DR: 515.0lbs. Quitting outpatient was empowering. Her ankle is still fucked 5 1/2 months later. Amber hopes WLS will help her organs. You can't judge someone's health based on their BMI.


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@Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I feel you, except my number is at about 90. It's a fucking pain.

Have you considered adding butter to your ramen? It worked wonders for Amber....

@Trees said:
This will last until the weight loss surgery clinic doesn't give a fuck about her non scale victories.

When you said that, I thought of Penny "...BUT I CAN REACH MY VAGINA!!!"

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

This is the 5th or so time amber has stated that her foot has healed in a different position after she sprained her ankle. I’ve never heard of that before. Something tells me her foot was already fucked before she fell and didn’t want to blame her fat for why her legs and feet are fucked.

She didn’t do RICE, she didn’t do stretches, and she didn’t do PT. Her ligaments stretched out and now her ankle is not stable. She will 100% have another sprain (or the ankle will just buckle underneath her, which ngl would be funny to see).

does anyone know why eric deleted all his videos from his youtube channel?

He did that a long time ago, months after moving out and getting a job. As to why, he either didn’t want his co-workers to find it or he was just done with the Amber drama. Probably both.

 

[castles]

Big thanks to @Daisoujou for pulling this out of the graveyard from back when ALR had a dedicated sub-forum. I updated the "Kentucky Lesbian Commune Love Triangle Situation Type Deal" to reflect the changes that have taken place and to be more current in this convoluted web.

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Are Nena and Krysle still together? Is it known what happened to Krystle? Amber just stopped talking about her.

 

[Trees]

She doesn't even have to take a shit to lose 1 pound. That's within the goddamn margin of scale error. It's 0.2% of her weight.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Boolean Bitch sayeth:

...but then the appointment happened and she learned how they expected her to eat: 2 diet sodas per day. "Limit eating out", but not stop. Exercise 2-3 times/week. Protein with fibre (RIP gallbladder). They ONLY want her to lose 1lb for now, but Amber has her own goals.

When the experts say "limit eating out", but not stop, I'm sure she thinks once a day is just fine.

Remember Sean Milliken, of MSHPL fame? He thought it was just fine to limit himself to one fast food meal a day.

He dead now.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

i need her to lose YT monetization. i need to see her actually struggle.

 

[Xenomorph]

Are Nena and Krysle still together? Is it known what happened to Krystle? Amber just stopped talking about her.

As with all ex gorlfriends she is doing better without being in hammys life.