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I never thought I'd wish for her and Becky to get back together, yet here we are. I don't even care if she gets WLS or if she loses an ounce. She's not fun to watch anymore, and that really sucks.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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The longer Jade's arc goes on the more I wonder what the fuck is wrong with her. How does a young woman go from living in New York City her whole life to spending 24/7 in a box with a 500 pound simpleton. She works from there. In 18 months she (presumably) hasn't made any friends in Kentucky, or even spent time with anyone but - who? Eric and Ricky one time? She doesn't even interact with the people who watch this show enough to tell them what her name is, even though everyone knows it. Are her family and friends back home not freaked out? This is more than a living fetish. There's something uniquely weird about her.
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What the fuck is it with butt ass ugly deformed Shoggoths and tiny ugly dogs?? Damn Hambutt cannot wipe her own ass. Like Null said in Chantal's thread, things like this Shoggoth shouldn't have pets.
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You will never be a thin woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a behemoth twisted by orange chicken and fad diets into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fatties who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your fat distribution is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, She’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected fupa.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight (fat, lol).
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. You wipe nurse will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your scale number, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fatty is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fat.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fatties who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your fat distribution is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, She’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected fupa.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight (fat, lol).
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. You wipe nurse will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your scale number, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fatty is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fat.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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I am still hedging my bet that this is all for views and at 11:59 bitch is going to pull out crying. This is Amber and she only really thinks about money and how to get it with the least possible effort.
I thought this started in December but it's been just under 2 months, it's just been that fucking boring. I think people are starting to tire of it though because her views are awful.
She is about to be lower than January too, this makes it its lowest viewed in years. A few years back we came to a mutual decision/understanding that Amber needs about 1 million views a month to get by financially. I think she is going to double down on being fat.
I thought this started in December but it's been just under 2 months, it's just been that fucking boring. I think people are starting to tire of it though because her views are awful.
She is about to be lower than January too, this makes it its lowest viewed in years. A few years back we came to a mutual decision/understanding that Amber needs about 1 million views a month to get by financially. I think she is going to double down on being fat.
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LOL. Not even a huge artificial bump from the frogs, either. This is fucking hilarious. Also a snoozefest. Come on, Hamber. Just give in and give us a livestream pigout. That is your real nature. Embrace it!
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this fat fuck waiting for the 28th
FATASS BINGED AND CANNOT GET WLS FOR A YEAR
FATASS BINGED AND CANNOT GET WLS FOR A YEAR
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Bwahahahaha! I bet she just had a big ol' binge in reaction to the news (but she doesn't have BED anymore, remember?)
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I love the part where she moos about it not being fair, this cunt really fucking said that, fair is she crazy I mean really we all know why she will never ever EVER get WLS because her fat is who she is. She doesnt wanna be like the rest of us that are accountable for our actions, her fatness is what gets a check and attention, lose that and all you got is her shit personality which would only get more eye-fucky.
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"You can't binge for a year or else you will burst your stomach open."
Amber: "REEEEEE!"
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Also, fuck off with the whole "I think My 600lb Life is fake because I don't eat that much in a binge." We've seen what you consider normal, Amber. Your perception is wack.
Amber: "REEEEEE!"
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Also, fuck off with the whole "I think My 600lb Life is fake because I don't eat that much in a binge." We've seen what you consider normal, Amber. Your perception is wack.
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Boo hoo, Amber. Life isn't fair, deal with it.
Bitch is never getting that surgery.
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This she could never go one year without eating like ten assholes
Boo hoo, Amber. Life isn't fair, deal with it.
Bitch is never getting that surgery.
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She never had BED to begin with. She wanted to go to all these doctors to collect diagnoses and now she’s paying the price for that. Too bad.
I had to laugh when she said she wanted the surgery by summer. Did she think she would lose over 300 pounds overnight, buy a bikini and head on down to Toxic Shock Lake?
I had to laugh when she said she wanted the surgery by summer. Did she think she would lose over 300 pounds overnight, buy a bikini and head on down to Toxic Shock Lake?
FarmVille
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This is not a real thing she just does not want WLS
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She's not ascared to take drugs that make her high, but she's ascared to take drugs that don't. She's weird! She knows!
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another sit down one, not a step to far for amber. i cant see her doing 4000 steps. that would be about as much as Chantal walked in the park or to the airmuseum thing. no. Amber waddles like a penguin and needs to grab a hold every 20 seconds. 400 -1000 steps i feel possible for her.
of course no doctor would recommend her instantly. everybody knew, just amber is surprised. or acts like it.
but it also makes it easier for her to give up. all hopes are broken all dreams are dead, and now she has to wait for a year to do it all over again, just because of the stupid doctors.
Amber you don't know what you are mourning? i know.
you are mourning your loss of a quick and easy shortcut to skinniness. Now you have to show how much you can loose on you own in the next year. have fun. your history suggest you will drop to 498,8 and the start gaining again.
oh and who is supposed to be her "friend" on 1000pound friends? Dana? Rafe? that thing from the Destiny make up video?
of course no doctor would recommend her instantly. everybody knew, just amber is surprised. or acts like it.
but it also makes it easier for her to give up. all hopes are broken all dreams are dead, and now she has to wait for a year to do it all over again, just because of the stupid doctors.
Amber you don't know what you are mourning? i know.
you are mourning your loss of a quick and easy shortcut to skinniness. Now you have to show how much you can loose on you own in the next year. have fun. your history suggest you will drop to 498,8 and the start gaining again.
oh and who is supposed to be her "friend" on 1000pound friends? Dana? Rafe? that thing from the Destiny make up video?
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A fat woman who claims to have binge eating disorder, (formerly diagnosed by Betterhelp!), while never really binging whatsoever. She then tries to distance herself from the term so she can get a surgery that she clearly will never get. Then she makes a video talking about not being able to get the surgery she never was going to get, by acting out on symptoms of a disorder she doesn't have.
I don't understand how this is real and how it makes sense.
uncritically
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What is her obsession with wanting to be diagnosed with things? She sounds so happy... She's acting like she was already diagnosed..
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