Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

I won't hold my breath about it, but she needs that road to Damascus moment now more than ever

That's what the cancer was for.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

I was NOT denied WLS, new tennis shoes, & PO Box goodies | vlog​

March 8, 2023

Spoiler: Archive

Our gorl got new shoes that didn't fit.

 

[Xenomorph]

Its all so tiresome, now we play the semantics game!

 

[VirginMary]

Spoiler: Recap.

So Amber can no longer hold the weight of her small camera on a tripod and is now again filming on her phone. Then she opens packages that were sent to her P.O. box. Boring child stuff.
She then shows off her new shoes, New Balance, not wide fit so they don't fit, Jade will get them. She had the same pair of tennis shoes for 10 YEARS! Then she fell while wearing those old tennis shoes and the shoes gave her PTSD. So she got rid of them because she blamed the shoes for the fall.
She also understands she explains things as well as a monkey would.
She plans to takes a shower. Book shit.
Also she says she wasn't denied WLS, the process was just prolonged.

All this while looking absolutely vile. She is so pasty. There is fat hanging from everywhere. Rolls upon rolls of fat. Not a human shape to be found. I think the chin (the original one, not the barrel of a double chin) is even getting fatter. Repulsive.

 

[dfranki723]

The sheer size of it her in that opening shot, holy fucking balls of morbid obesity...

Ugly fucking earrings, dirty looking hair, ugly scrunchie, ugly top, ugly choker, smug tone and facial expression.

She had the same pair of shoes for a decade? Normally that wouldn't be an issue for a normal person but you just know those things absolutely STUNK.
Ha, brilliant. She has PTSD from dramatically falling down. Hamber, you fat illiterate cunt, you don't have PTSD, not from the fall, not from being force fed yoghurt, not from your fake childhood woes - stop with big scary ''poor me''. The only people ridiculous enough to believe this shit are fellow drama queens and attention seekers.

She had to throw in ''my feet are pretty small''. We've seen them. They're fat and grotesque like every other part of your body, who are you kidding?
I see there are still some lingering arselickers in her comment section. I'm sure the kind compliments and heart emojis will help Hambo actually achieve her goal this time!

 

[El Conserje]

Amber in 2024, just after getting the wls denied (again). Her skin finally gave up and lost all elasticity.

 

[TardiX]

She films from the neck up so much that I get so used to seeing her gigantic face I forget how her head is absolutely dwarfed by her body.

 

[Even more 8008135]

She films from the neck up so much that I get so used to seeing her gigantic face I forget how her head is absolutely dwarfed by her body.

Like an iceberg made of fat. A fatburg.

 

[Kier Starmer]

It's just all so tiresome, we get it bitch WLS but she is going to jam it into every FUCKING TITLE AD NAUSUEM. I feel this is more frustration at a lucrative revenue stream being denied and she knows she is hard up now. I am pretty convinced she is teetering bed bound now which when it happens, that's it. She is barely mobile now and she never leaves the house because she cannot fit in the car.

Jade has been very quiet it seems too.

 

[Xenomorph]

I cannot wait for this WLS larp to be over so the WLS sperging can stop in here. The bitch aint getting the surgery its just another larp, shes only acting like shes into it because Jade is pushing for her to get it, but we all know Amber doesnt want it. Her identity is being a fat fuck who is "tryeeen to lose weight" no way will she wanna slim down. She will move on to something else once engagement dries up and Jade drops the subject/leaves.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

PTSD over a pair of shoes. My sides.
Oh please let her lean into the munchie arc, we've been such good kiwis...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It appears we have already gone into phase three of the cycle. Instead of just plain old indignation alone, we now get smug, condescending, patronizing nonsense. Twenty-three minutes to basically whine about how unfair it is the WLS wouldn't schedule her for surgery the next day since she did EVERYthing (except drop a bunch of weight or therapy) to get it. If she could only speak directly to the surgeon, DoctorLynMedicineWoman is certain she could make them see the light!

At least the frogs have fucked off. No fine wine here, fuckers. It's more like jailhouse hooch, with ingredients handled by greasy, fiilthy beetus paws, filtered through a bra only rarely washed. Just like the owner of it.

Spoiler: lab results, weight loss surgery update, & am I a spoiled brat? | vlog

Yes, you are a spoiled brat. Or, we could just call you an entitled bitch. Better?

I'm not dealing with her "reading" bullshit. She hasn't read 10 books this year. Just another lie.

Speaking of lies, she whines a lot about how people think she's always lying. It's weird how telling lie after lie makes people think you're a pathological, lying scumbag, Hamber. Truly weird. Don't want people thinking you're lying? Stop lying. So simple.

Whine whine whine, all that stuff I did means nothing. You're right, Hamber. It doesn't. We know you have no intention of getting or desire for WLS. Not really. Your entire identity revolves around being a fat fucking bitch on YT. In the alternate reality where you get WLS, the only saving grace for your channel will be to eat through "discomfort" and work your way back to being a fat fucking bitch on YT.

She's putting WAAAAAYY too many details into all of this bullshit. That means only one thing.

Talks about yo-yo dieting since she was 13 or whatever. No. that implies that you cyclically lose and gain and lose and gain. Your only consistency, Hamber, is eating yourself to 600 pounds. Claims to have lost 89 pounds multiple times, and nope, bitch, this is why people call you a fucking liar. Claims she is actively trying to save her life. Ain't nothing active about you, bitch.

Says something about absorbing all this stuff, and gorl, the only thing you're absorbing is calories, based on that horrific thumbnail. She must be about 550 here at least.

Says that people are "confused" about her timelines and diagnoses. Nope, but keep telling yourself, you raging narctard. Says she wants to detail her foster care bullshit story, envision it all, write it out. Really, Hamber? Are you not the same person who claimed to have aphantasia? It's remarkable how your ailments conveniently vanish when they're inconvenient. Nobody gives a fuck about whatever new lies you'd create to cover whatever the new narrative is.

Wants to do the same thing for her BED diagnosis. Just get a fucking tattoo of the DSM on your wrist or something. Then when anyone questions anything about everything you do, you could then just show them the tattoo and haughtily inform them you have DSM. That will surely shit them up for good.

Wants the WLS center to set a date for her surgery. What part of "You are not approved for WLS" is hard for you to understand? You're not approved. There is no date for any surgery. Whines about people having dates set within three months. Yeah, you fucking retard, that's how surgeries work. Nobody sets firm dates a year in advance. That's just idiotic and shows once again that you have no idea at all how the real world works.

Says she wants the date because of her (nonexistent) OCPD, gets in a mention of her (nonexistent) OCD, because that will give her something to work toward. She's too fucking weak in character to do anything but whine about this - like pick a damn date a year from now - and says a date would be a physical thing, something she could hold. What? Time is not a physical item, you ignorant fatbody. It's an artificial construct.

WriterLynn vomits up some mindboggling, stupid metaphor about a"pitcher" and a nail that makes no sense as she's using it but makes great sense for her consistency of failing. Great job, Hamber.

TL;DW/R: Hamber is in full whine mode because she isn't getting what she wants.

On a side note, let me indulge the alternate reality where Hamber gets WLS. She doesn't seem to grasp - like, at all - that WLS is not the end she thinks it is. She acts like it's the last step in her so-called jernee, and that everything will be rainbows and gold-throwing leprechauns after that. She'd regain all her weight and more in record time.

 

[Bogliacci]

Alan Roberts went over Amber's latest cope video and just laid into her. It's cathartic seeing him mask off just straight up saying what everyone is thinking, Amber is basically an elderly woman who is probably going to die before 35. Dont bother with the stream beginning, he boomers up the camera and mic.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Interesting how she changed her upload time. Since 2019, it's been late at night to deter reaction videos and encourage her audience to just watch her instead of waiting the 12+ hours for a react. Now it's back to mid day. I guess she wants the haydurs to watch and be able to react to her video ASAP. Anything to drive up engagement.

Spoiler: I was NOT denied WLS, new tennis shoes, & PO Box goodies | vlog

She's switching back yet again to filming with her phone (despite her audience wanting better quality videos from her), because she's lazy and hates to give her audience what they want because it's too much work to carry a camera and tiny handheld tripod around her apartment

She's desperate for content, so she'll be dragging out her PO Box unboxing to a couple per video. Amber claims that she has several drawers full of presents and letters from her fans.

A viewer asks in a letter if Amber will do any more ASMR content. Amber admits that her audience doesn't like it, so she won't make dedicated ASMR videos (that people can choose not to watch). Instead, she's thinking about embedding ASMR content into her vlogs (to piss off her audience by making them unable to avoid it).

LOL about PTSD from her sneakers. Okay, I'm not trying to be MATI here (I actually find her shit funny ... well, MOST of it). I'm just being practical here. If you are so sensitive that you get PTSD from an incident of tripping in a 1" divot beside the sidewalk, and then limping back up the road to get back home with your twisted ankle... just kill yourself. Seriously, if THAT is enough to psychologically scar you, then you are just too weak for the world and should expedite your departure from it. If you are that weak, NOTHING can fix you, and it's not worth wasting any more resources on you to try. I would also suggest choosing an isolated, outdoor location instead of inside of your apartment, as it's not fair for the other tennants to endure the smell of rotting flesh, nor should they have to pay the added costs of cutting out walls in order to remove your corpse (which will inevitably be rolled into the condo fees of other residents, as large property management companies ALWAYS find ways to make the tennants pay instead of cutting into their own profit margins).

HA! Amber updates us that it was JADE who bought them for Amber. Jade bought the shoes in a size that would only fit her so she could keep them for herself. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Amber is s still doesn't understand what people were upset about in her "i got bad news" video, and why they thought she was giving up on the WLS process. Oh, I don't know, Amber, maybe it was when you said, "I think I need to switch things up.... I don't want to explain what I'll be doing, you guize will definitely be seeing it in the next video. Uh... a lot of people are going to be mad at me". How silly of your audience to NOT interpret this as "I'm going to continue doing EXACTLY what the dietician has been telling me to do"!

Amber doesn't notice the themes of domestic violence in the book she's half way through reading. Amber feels her perceptions are correct about the book, and it's just "9 times out of 10, how it goes in a relationship". Abusers tend not to be able to sympathize with abuse victims.

TL;DR: Jade bought Amber new tennis shoes (actually, they were walking shoes), but Amber's feet were too fat for them. Amber opens a few gifts from her PO Box. Amber still can't understand how three videos back, when she said "I think I need to switch things up" and "A lot of people are going be be mad at me", that people didn't understand that to mean "I'm still working towards the surgery, and will keep doing everything the dietician tells me". Mentally prepare yourselves for the possibility that Amber might resort to padding out her video length with 'ASMR content' again.

Now I'm imagining a low speed chase via scootypuff

kinda like this, except even more absurd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glcQwuE85bM (from 0:30 on)

OCPD is the stupidest diagnosis she's ever claimed. It has nothing to do with how many decimals you need to record your weight or knowing for sure when you're going to get the thing you want or whatever. People with OCPD are preoccupied with work, but even more so, preoccupied with avoiding failure. All Amberlynn does is fail. She fails immediately, and in the rare cases she almost doesn't fail something, she completely throws it at the last second because she refuses to do anything but fail. Not only does she feel no shame over it, but she's offended by the idea that she should. For some reason, she's scared to death of being successful at anything, and considers the low effort documentation of such to be hard and serious work.

She shouldn't be considered for surgery because she's delusional.

Ehhhh, maybe. Failure isn't uncommon with OCPD. The disorder involves an immense desire to control EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, due to the disordered individual BELIEVING that their thoughts and plans are better than everyone else's. Usually, it involves them being unable to accomplish anything because everything MUST be done using their completely useless processes. For these individuals to be 'perfectionists', they would actually have to 'perfect' things, and would be quite accomplished. At this point, their behaviour wouldn't be 'disordered' (as it isn't negatively affecting their ability to function in society); they'd be highly successful, insufferable assholes (and lots of folks like that exist). Amber's behaviour is quite common with the obsessive need to control everyone and everything - including situations she lacks knowledge or experience in (which is pretty much every situation for Amber, as she's a fucking moron).

The unreasonable demand such as a complete change in policy and practice for Amber to get a surgery scheduled for her that she's not qualified for (screwing up their system when it will ultimately need to be changed), in order to appease her compulsion for it to be done a particular way... could very well be OCPD. The problem is Amber believes having a personality disorder entitles her to demand that everything in the world be bent to accomodate her disordered thinking, rather than her acknowledging that the diagnosis means she needs to train herself to curb this irrational behaviour..... But then, that's also kinda understandable, as OCPD is highly comorbid with other personality disorders.

(Long story short: her behaviour could be consistent with someone with OCPD plus HPD/BPD with strong narc traits).

On what planet would amber take a fucking Uber to pick up some vitamin D pills she won’t take be Fucking for real. Yeah catch a Uber amber and vlog it.

That's code for Amber stomping around the house for a hour, loudly talking about needing to take an Uber, looking for her purse, having fake panic attacks, looking for her phone, etc., until Jade finally can't take it anymore and offers to drive her.

"Oh, really, BABUH?! You don't have to do that, ya know. I'm independant and can get there myself. Okay, I'll wait on our porch while you bring the car up to me. And hurry! Don't stop for a smoke first!"

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

She had the same pair of shoes for a decade? Normally that wouldn't be an issue for a normal person but you just know those things absolutely STUNK.

Well, tbf, if you only use tennis shoes twice a year to walk 1/10th of a mile I suppose they would last longer than most. But, yes, they definitely stink.

What is it with these dense bitches on the Internet always claiming PTSD? No, Amber, what you have is called an aversion. For instance, if you cut your finger while chopping onions, you probably are going to be very timid with using a knife afterwards. That tends to fade with time. PTSD does not fade away and is caused by a severe traumatic incident (hence the goddamn T in the acronym) that usually involves fear of imminent death or extreme bodily harm. A rolled ankle ain’t it, sis.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"I don't need nobody," says Hamber. Right after saying she'd get an Uber to go to the drugstore because MG,W, is working.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

At the very least there's a severe disconnect in her ability to recognize consequences that comes from a pattern of her actions. The military rejects anyone with the IQ of 82 and lower because that's the cutoff for when people cannot follow directions, they would end up killing someone because they can't figure out a manual.

Between her lying to us and her audience about her weight, I'm convinced she's deluded herself into thinking there's no cost involved in fabricating reality. Her toddler tantrum about the dietician shows how unrealistic her expectations were and I'd go a step further to say that she's so warped that she thought she was going to bend space and time to her will. What the hell did she think was going to happen going in there, knowing full well she gained weight and coming out like the dietician owed it to her to go along with the fake weights she gives in her video updates.

That’s not correct at all.

Here is the code:

(a) The number of persons originally enlisted or inducted to serve on active duty (other than active duty for training) in any armed force during any fiscal year whose score on the Armed Forces Qualification Test is at or above the tenth percentile and below the thirty-first percentile may not exceed 20 percent of the total number of persons originally enlisted or inducted to serve on active duty (other than active duty for training) in such armed force during such fiscal year.

(b) A person who is not a high school graduate may not be accepted for enlistment in the armed forces unless the score of that person on the Armed Forces Qualification Test is at or above the thirty-first percentile; however, a person may not be denied enlistment in the armed forces solely because of his not having a high school diploma if his enlistment is needed to meet established strength requirements

10 U.S. Code § 520 - Limitation on enlistment and induction of persons whose score on the Armed Forces Qualification Test is below a prescribed level

www.law.cornell.edu

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Alan Roberts went over Amber's latest cope video and just laid into her. It's cathartic seeing him mask off just straight up saying what everyone is thinking, Amber is basically an elderly woman who is probably going to die before 35. Dont bother with the stream beginning, he boomers up the camera and mic.

Fucking finally. I've been waiting for him to touch this shit. He had decided she was off limits because she was hopeless but she got to be too much.

Love this for her. Let the tears fucking flow!!!

 

[TardiX]

For instance, if you cut your finger while chopping onions that stupid circle, you probably are going to be very timid with using a knife afterwards.

FIFY

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

whose score on the Armed Forces Qualification Test is at or above the tenth percentile

wait so they don't accept too many smart people either? makes sense.