Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Interesting how she changed her upload time. Since 2019, it's been late at night to deter reaction videos and encourage her audience to just watch her instead of waiting the 12+ hours for a react. Now it's back to mid day. I guess she wants the haydurs to watch and be able to react to her video ASAP. Anything to drive up engagement.


I'm thinking this has more to do with allowing the remaining frogs to get into the comments first - around dinner, their time, when people would naturally e scrolling through shit, before haydur nation gets hold of the video and buries them. I went to the very beginning, and the first maybe 20-25 are the stupid frogs doing the heart thing or telling her how "brave" she is or how "beautiful" she is, when she is, of course, neither. She probably watches the comment notifications like a fat, unflying albatross with rotted talons, relying on the benevolence of people to feed her junk food so she can survive in captivity because she sure as shit can't survive in the wild. When they're gone, she then xollects the HN comments so she'll be able to pick and choose and play her little semantic games she thinks make her look superior and intelligent. As usual, she's dead wrong.
 
See I don't get that. According to her, it's 200 steps from one side of her apartment to the other. So 3k steps should be shooo easy since she has no mobility issues or pain. Or maybe she's just 500 pounds of horse shit.
Guarantee her “4000 steps” consist of her strapping that stretched out Fitbit band to a fucking ceiling fan for a while and calling it good.
 
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This popped up in my Instagram feed and my immediate reaction was to type in Amberlynn Reid before I understood that would be the correct answer...
 

Alan Roberts went over Amber's latest cope video and just laid into her. It's cathartic seeing him mask off just straight up saying what everyone is thinking, Amber is basically an elderly woman who is probably going to die before 35. Dont bother with the stream beginning, he boomers up the camera and mic.
Based.

“People like you are why we shut the fucking the world down and you still clog up the healthcare system. We were so afraid you’d get a cold we shut the fucking world down and you repay us with gluttony and arrogance. You are a burden to all of us.”

You tell her,champ! I hope she cries about this. Does she watch him?

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Look at his face while Amber is explaining her “how to hang a picture with a nail” analogy….
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Just watched the latest clickbaity bullshit. One throwaway line that nuh-uh, shitlords, she was not denied WLS, it's just been "prolonged". I bet she'll be saying the same thing right up to the moment she dies.

I was amused by one thing (will, two, really) in this hog swill.

1. That she keeps pretending her PO box is just stuffed with shit from people.
2. That someone running a "small business" sent her an MLM catalog. She is the perfect target (ahem, Optavia) for that shit. Well done, "small businessperson".
 
You tell her,champ! I hope she cries about this. Does she watch him?
I'm sure she'll probably see a few bits of it, she can't help looking herself up.

Glad Alan's stopped pussy footing around this stuff, he's had some great streams pointing out how stupid Anna Obrien's shit has been and other fatties now in 2023.
 
It just sounds like every time she talks about WLS, she is just coping over the fact that she either got denied, or was given a goal to get approved, that she just feels is unobtainable for her. The whole "need to wait a year" gives her lots of time for people to forget about this whole mini arc or for her to come up with new lies.

Also, did a thing.
Can you write a story about amberlynn reid's weight loss failure in the style of Dr. Seuss?


Of course, I'd be happy to give it a try! Here's my attempt at a Dr. Seuss-style story about Amberlynn Reid's weight loss struggles:

Once upon a time, in a land far away
There lived a girl named Amberlynn, who had something to say.
She wanted to lose weight, to be healthy and strong,
And so she began a journey that felt oh so long.

She started with diets, counting calories with care,
And exercised each day to make sure she'd get there.
She tried keto and paleo, and even went vegan,
But no matter what she did, she couldn't begin.

The weight it stayed put, stubborn as could be,
No matter how hard she worked, it just wouldn't leave.
She tried shakes and pills and supplements galore,
But the weight just hung on, more and more.

Amberlynn grew frustrated, discouraged and sad,
Feeling like she was just destined to be big and mad.
She'd hoped to inspire others, to show them the way
, But now she felt like a failure, day after day.

But then one day she realized, with a glimmer of hope,
That perhaps it wasn't just about diets and rope.
That maybe her mindset was what needed to change,
To see herself as beautiful, and not just as strange.

So she started to love herself, and to see the good,
To focus on her strengths, instead of what she should.
She surrounded herself with support, and let go of shame,
And soon enough, her confidence began to gain.

Though the weight didn't disappear, as if by magic,
Amberlynn found joy, and a life less tragic.
She learned that self-love is the key to success,
And that being happy and healthy is the real progress.

So if you're like Amberlynn, struggling with your weight,
Remember that success isn't just about what you ate.
It's about loving yourself, and finding your own way,
To a life that's fulfilling, each and every day.
 
He ain't wrong at all and probably the most direct thing he said in that video is: "Everytime I hear her fucking name, I'm waiting for somebody to tell me that she died."

Oooofff!

The best part was the main reason his shit was fucking up so bad in the beginning is because he didn't want to see her fat face 😆😆😆 he even said he didn't want to us to see her face. He wanted her to be the tiny box. But in true Amber fashion she was yet again the center of attention.

I wanted to recap the video but it was amazing. He said everything we feel about her. A few of my faves though were
GET A FUCKING JOB
Look at her smile when she says she has this disorder
I am an athletic coach with 2 books and it took me years to not binge. She can't go a year. They said this because she will never be a candidate for surgery 😂

I can't finish this shit I'll take some questions now was the candle on the cake :)

What does make me a bit sad is that for a long time he actually did care about Amber. Which is why stopped acknowledging her existence. (I think Jon O2B uses any interaction with her for clout) She doesn't enrage him the way Ryann does otherwise he would be on her the way he go after Tess. I can't imagine being a fitness coach watching someone that could genuinely be your child's age killing themselves online.
 
(A quick thanks to @Boolean Bitch and @Situation Type Deal Gorl for risking brain death from boredom to watch and recap this shit.)

Hey muchielynn, that's not how PTSD works. How fucking fragile are you that a normal trip and fall makes you claim PTSD.
The other thing I saw the other day regarding this whole "I have and OCD" storyline she's on. Last summer (ish?) when she did the reply to Appathetic Faxx's explain the lies video, one of the things was about sign language. During the original video talking about finger spelling every word, she's talking about OCD and how she was diagnosed when she was younger, but now she's rewritten it to just being diagnosed a couple years ago. I guess it's like BED where she's been "officially diagnosed" 3+ times? Or, more likely, she just can't keep up with the lies and thinks we're all as stupid as she is.

She had the same pair of tennis shoes for 10 YEARS!
Am I retarded? Didn't she get those shoes from Jade? I remember her talking about how it's weird wearing "real shoes" instead of her slipper flat whatevers. Or was it just that she literally hadn't worn them for years because fat?
 
I am an athletic coach with 2 books and it took me years to not binge. She can't go a year. They said this because she will never be a candidate for surgery 😂
This really got me, it's just like giving a guy you want to quit so you dont have to fire them less and less hours each week and it makes perfect sense in the case with Hamber. Cant even lose A FUCKING POUND between appointments LMFAO
 
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It's cathartic seeing him mask off just straight up saying what everyone is thinking, Amber is basically an elderly woman who is probably going to die before 35.
Wasn't there a British show called Old Before Their Time which is basically this? I remember seeing trailers of this show and it's fucking depressing how kids are eating themselves into immobility that they can no longer go outside on their own.
 
Wasn't there a British show called Old Before Their Time which is basically this? I remember seeing trailers of this show and it's fucking depressing how kids are eating themselves into immobility that they can no longer go outside on their own.

The show was about young people with drug/alcohol problems and one did have obesity.
 
Everything she does that might require her to take responsibility is always linked to a newly diagnosed mental issue. She is a glutton but this is not her fault because she has BED, she is a klutz but she has PTSD because she wore the wrong shoes, now she needs to know the date of the surgery because of OCD.

I thing that she wants to know the date so that the surgeon would not deny her the surgery. She thinks that by having the date, she would be certain that the surgery would happen regardless. As other said, she is in the middle of the process and this is not how it works. I think, in the past, she used this tactic to get a commitment from someone to do something that Amber wanted to do. The other reason is that Amber always does “a last hurrah” binge before starting a new diet. Also, if the dietitian told her to lose even only 1 pound a month for the next year, it means that she has to restrict her eating for a year. It is not something that Amber is used to do, and is not interested in doing.
 
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