Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[the weeknd warrior]

I will always be in the camp @Xenomorph is in and that is Amber does all this for pretense. It's all a grift and the fat cunt just operates in arcs.

It's unfalsifiable but I'm leaning towards that if she did get the OK for surgery she would have bailed out at the last second. AngziteLynn, to me would use it like a 5/10 finally getting a chance at an 8/10 but not following through with a date. She would use it as a badge of honor as if she rejected someone tiers above her after using lunatic levels of manipulative coercion to exhaust the person.

 

[Xenomorph]

It's unfalsifiable but I'm leaning towards that if she did get the OK for surgery she would have bailed out at the last second. AngziteLynn, to me would use it like a 5/10 finally getting a chance at an 8/10 but not following through with a date. She would use it as a badge of honor as if she rejected someone tiers above her after using lunatic levels of manipulative coercion to exhaust the person.

exactly amber will never do it she would bail out at the 11th hour with some bullshit excuse but not admit she never wanted it in the first place shes just pissed someone told her no

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

And this is her problem. She has previously said she wants to wake up tomorrow and be three months post-op when all the inconvenience of special diets, therapy sessions and exercise physiology is over and done with.

Didn't you say that this was a completely normal thing to think and not an indication of impending failure?

 

[HackerX]

exactly amber will never do it she would bail out at the 11th hour with some bullshit excuse but not admit she never wanted it in the first place shes just pissed someone told her no

Hilarious to contrast this with what she said about wanting to schedule a full year in advance. Especially with her attempting to justify being pants-on-head retarded because people are sometimes schedule 2-3 months in advance.

I'm not even sure what game she's trying to play here or how her brain works, but at least it's funny.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Didn't you say that this was a completely normal thing to think and not an indication of impending failure?

Sure. It’s very normal to want surgery done and dusted and to think about better and healed times afterwards. Since then though Amber has given more indications that she hasn’t actually taken in the messages her education sessions are about. There are certain “tells” I have deliberately not mentioned (and said I wouldn’t) because I didn’t want Amber to get the heads up on where she would trip up. If she isn’t reading here herself, then she has Ambabies that are and are passing on the information. On its own, there was nothing particularly wrong with saying she just wanted it over already. It is what she’s said and done since that seals the deal that she believes the surgery alone is the magic solution to all that ails her and the rest of the process is just shit “stupid little rules”.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Sure. It’s very normal to want surgery done and dusted and to think about better and healed times afterwards. Since then though Amber has given more indications that she hasn’t actually taken in the messages her education sessions are about. There are certain “tells” I have deliberately not mentioned (and said I wouldn’t) because I didn’t want Amber to get the heads up on where she would trip up. If she isn’t reading here herself, then she has Ambabies that are and are passing on the information. On its own, there was nothing particularly wrong with saying she just wanted it over already. It is what she’s said and done since that seals the deal that she believes the surgery alone is the magic solution to all that ails her and the rest of the process is just shit “stupid little rules”.

This is also why I have not been specifying her tells. I think she reads here herself simply because she's a narc and reads everything about herself anywhere it is.

I'm catching up on reaction channels on this latest video. Goddamn, she is really, really huge. She's got bullfrog neck going nicely. And she just looks terrible in general. Wonder how many times she's had takeout this past week.

 

[FarmVille]

I disagree. If Dr Smith called her today and said “be at the hospital at 7 am tomorrow and I’ll do your surgery”, she would be there with bells on and camera rolling.

I don’t believe this, I think she is terrified of losing weight and is happy at500lbs. She wants to be a skinny queen on some hypothetical level, but whenever she loses weight or is given the opportunity to lose weight, she’s immediately right back to being somewhere between 500 and 572.999.

 

[Generic Retard]

How do you think her body is posed in this picture?
(Not necessarily to scale)

A:



or B:

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

How do you think her body is posed in this picture?
(Not necessarily to scale)

A:
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or B:
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A.

The shelf ass is enormous. So is the rest of her. This 500 lb. Heifer makes it near impossible to theorize though.

I'd need those X-ray glasses they sold in comic books to really know.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

How do you think her body is posed in this picture?
(Not necessarily to scale)

A:
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or B:
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I'm gonna have to go with B on this one, to account for her giant fupa. Maybe a tiny bit more toward her arm (which is just terrifying).

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'm gonna have to go with B on this one, to account for her giant fupa. Maybe a tiny bit more toward her arm (which is just terrifying).

This is one of those there is no right or wrong answer.

It's all fucking terrifying.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She eats massive amounts through the day….so never eats above her ‘normal’ amount. She doesn’t want the ‘binging’ label anymore so instead of that she’s worked around it in ways that are technically what they said, but not the spirit of what they meant.

They want her not eat binge amounts. They want her to restrict to human portions. She’s following the rule of not bingeing by their standards and is shovelling food constantly, in vast amounts.

It’s all the same thing. She’s fooling no one with this “I’m not bingeing”.

Anyone who weighs over 500 pounds is not exaggerating any food problem and if she’d been in denial, it would mean she would be minimising her problems……wouldn’t she? Amber is so confusing. What does she think she was in denial about?

Amber said that she does not binge but we already did know this; it was a make believe diagnosis to avoid responsibility. Now, she just says that she eats huge amount of food and she did it forever. I think that it is as much as an issue as binging for refusing wls. She should be working right now with a dietitian to teach her proper nutrition and portion size, so that when she is in the maintenance phase after the surgery, she would be successful. She might lose a lot of weight at the same time too.

I do not buy the food addiction angle. She is just a glutton that likes to eat. It is her coping mechanism, this should also be sorted out too before the surgery.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

hobbies, ghosts, & cute new socks | vlog - March 12, 2023​

 

[pippeyyy]

hobbies, ghosts, & cute new socks | vlog - March 12, 2023​

I will wait for the recap but what in the fucking fuck is that thumbnail? She knows she can't be more retarded than Chantal right now so why bother at all?

 

[Salvador Dali]

hobbies, ghosts, & cute new socks | vlog - March 12, 2023​

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Boolean Bitch]

This entire video is filler to hit her 8 minute mark. No real content. Actually, no CUNTENT either. This is as bland and dull and pointless as you could possibly imagine. ChatGPT would write a better Amber vlog. Okay, real quick:

Spoiler: hobbies, ghosts, & cute new socks | vlog - March 12, 2023

Amber starts the video by pretending to shower. In the series of jumpcuts, she also pretends to wear underwear (if you went commando during your 2 years of daily free-bleeding, I'm sure you still do now, Ambo).

PO Box time! Extremely short-dated plant-based protein powder and some stickers.

Amber bought a cheap, off-brand lego kit of a camera, and shows the beginning of her putting it together.

Amber watches Ghost Adventures Top 10. Amber asks if you believe in ghosts.

Jade bought socks from Amazon - obviously. Years of evidence shows that Amber never wears socks - even in the winter.

Amber returns after removing her makeup and taking off her outfit - because why would she film herself while being relatively put together? She has to look as rough as possible to say 'fuck you' to her audience.

(For what it's worth, other than it looking like she was wearing some mascara in the beginning of the video, I couldn't tell the difference).

Comment of the day segments are back!! Send them to hi.im.bambi on Instagram - because she's not reading comments on YouTube. If you understand the logic in that, please explain it to me.

Question of the Day: If you could only see one colour for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

OHHHH, I get it, she gets more vapid bullshit posted to IG than she does to her YouTube. Amber chose green, if you care. I guess because it matches her plastic suck-a-lints.

Laundry time. Chonky-Twonk and Wasabi sighting.

TL;DR: Amber pretends to shower, opens something from the PO Box, starts an imitation lego kit, shows off Jade's socks, watches Ghost Hunters on TV, and asks people to leave comments on her hi.im.bambi IG so she can put comment of the day back in her videos.

 

[HackerX]

This is one of those there is no right or wrong answer.

It's all fucking terrifying.

Yeah. Option A is the most human pose but also illustrates how massive she is.

Option B makes more sense based on what we actually see, but then it's also the most "Even trying to pose is painful" feeling.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

I'm on team B

Regardless that shelf has to be painful af. It's pushing her tailbone up into her spine.

 

[FatalTater]

8 minutes of B-reel footage. Gotta upload something I guess, eh FailureLynn?

 

[dfranki723]

Y'know I'd say 99% of people who have a platform (be that a Youtuber, a legitimate celebrity or a minor e-celeb) are unnervingly insincere when doing the ''I'm so honoured and I love you all, all my supporters are inspiring and wonderful'' spiel but ALR manages to outdo the awfulness of all of them put together.

The blank tone of voice peppered with forced gratitude, repeated generic phrases and dead eyes is just the bloody worst. She puts more effort into those God-awful ''acting'' TikToks.