Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Trees]

ALR manages to outdo the awfulness of all of them put together.

Even more so when most of the time, she's calling her audience a bunch of sociopaths who are ruining her life. Please Amber, tell us how you really feel.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

No formal recap because it's just too much of a snoozefest.

Proving that she is indeed wasteful in every aspect of her life, Hamber has the water running as she waddles around, gathering the shit she needs for her every other month shower, including the GING-ham B&BW smelly stuff . Get the shit FIRST, dumbass, BEFORE turning on the water. One of the shots: ONE towel, ONE washcloth. You're gonna need a bigger boat, Fatty.

Imagine looking at this in the mirror and thinking, "This is fine."

 

[Cornfed]

I may be reading into it way too much, but are the people sending her cute letters about losing weight fucking with her? Honestly that would be a really funny way of rubbing Hamber's face in her own failure.

 

[that blue peach]

I may be reading into it way too much, but are the people sending her cute letters about losing weight fucking with her? Honestly that would be a really funny way of rubbing Hamber's face in her own failure.

They’re either not real (i.e. she’s writing them herself to make it seem like she has loving fans) or yes, they’re fucking with her. There’s no way the opposite can be true.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Here's an idea for you, Ham. React to this.

Or this:

 

[lostinwoods]

How can she even shower properly?
She's 600 f'in pounds. Her "showers" must last 1 hour minimum for a basic clean, and you'd need multiple towels to dry. How much is Jade getting paid for this shit??

 

[Clown Baby]

Here's an idea for you, Ham. React to this.

Or this:

The second video here is great because it really illustrates how much she blamed her behavior on the boogeyman of Binge Eating Disorder. I don't think Amber ever had BED, I think she is just a chronic overeater, like most fatasses are. Binge eating is very specific, like she would be binging on iced tea mix, protein powder, bread crumbs, literally whatever is available. Fatty just likes to stuff her face, and has used this disorder as a shield from criticism for almost 10 years. "You can't like judge me for eating 9000 calories okay, I have a Metnal Illnuss it's not my fault."

It's super great that this lie she lived for years is now the entire reason she can't get surgery and there are mountains of evidence the surgeon and psychologist can just pull up and throw in her face if she tries to bleat that it's not true. Way to go, Hambone.

 

[Bogliacci]

I don't think Amber ever had BED, I think she is just a chronic overeater, like most fatasses are.

Just the average fat that thinks she's starving if she eats less than 4000 calories.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The second video here is great because it really illustrates how much she blamed her behavior on the boogeyman of Binge Eating Disorder. I don't think Amber ever had BED, I think she is just a chronic overeater, like most fatasses are. Binge eating is very specific, like she would be binging on iced tea mix, protein powder, bread crumbs, literally whatever is available. Fatty just likes to stuff her face, and has used this disorder as a shield from criticism for almost 10 years. "You can't like judge me for eating 9000 calories okay, I have a Metnal Illnuss it's not my fault."

I agree, and I'd toss "food addiction" to that shitpile as well. She has disordered eating for sure, but so does half the population because we're turning into a nation/world of fucking couch potatoes. I'm convinced at this point that WALL-E was a documentary (minus the happy ending).

It's super great that this lie she lived for years is now the entire reason she can't get surgery and there are mountains of evidence the surgeon and psychologist can just pull up and throw in her face if she tries to bleat that it's not true. Way to go, Hambone.

If she was low on irony, she no longer is, that's for sure.

 

[Generic Retard]

How can she even shower properly?
She's 600 f'in pounds. Her "showers" must last 1 hour minimum for a basic clean, and you'd need multiple towels to dry. How much is Jade getting paid for this shit??

Drachenlord admitted at half Ambers 400lbs weight (he is not anymore) and 6' height, that he was "shit showering".
Amber is heavier and only 5' or so (idk) so imagine having to shower after taking a shit but being to fat to fit in said shower...
A lot to think about.

I imagine Becky or Jade would clean her with brooms and cleaning rods for radiators while in the shower.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

I think I figured out this "I don't binge, I never eat 3 times my normal amount" bullshit she's on. She's taking it literally. So she'll order 20 nuggies, fries, drink, and mcflurry and that's fine. Since she's never ordered 60 nuggies, 3 orders of fries, 3 drinks, and 3 mcflurries, it isn't a binge. Voila it's not BED so she can have the surgery now. Nevermind that they gave her the job of losing ONE pound and she couldn't even do that. It's just shooo weird that they would make her wait. Either her "friends" are just as retarded as she is OR her friends are her, she's the friend.
The doctors don't "misdiagnose" her. She hears what she wants and plays it up for her channel (the lung thing was likely "We see a shadow and it could be nothing, could be cancerous and she only heard cancer), OR she manipulates and exaggerates her symptoms to get the diagnosis she wants. She was thrilled as fuck with the BED diagnosis all 3 times because it gave her something to point to so it wasn't her fault. It's fun watching her lies fucking up her plans.
Jade Francis has been real quiet as of late. I wonder what's gonna happen when this one leaves. She's less mobile and more gross than ever. How's she gonna rope in her next caretaker live in nurse girlfriend?

How do you think her body is posed in this picture?
(Not necessarily to scale)

A:
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or B:
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B. It's forever horrifying putting how huge she is into context.

 

[FatalTater]

I do NOT understand how anyone as big as Amber could possibly get clean without a handheld showerhead, which I don't think she has. How could she be able to rinse all the soap out of the crevices?

 

[Canuck Breaker]

I do NOT understand how anyone as big as Amber could possibly get clean without a handheld showerhead, which I don't think she has. How could she be able to rinse all the soap out of the crevices?

You're assuming the soap gets into the crevices in the first place.

 

[Generic Retard]

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You're assuming the soap gets into the crevices in the first place.

imagine having to insert this the entire length of the bristled part to bottom out in the fupa

 

[that blue peach]

Those views. Yikes, gorl.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Just the average fat that thinks she's starving if she eats less than 4000 calories.

I swear to god this fatty would have eaten mommy meth alive from the inside if Hambeast was able to gestate long enough to grow about two teef. Heinous cunt.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

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Those views. Yikes, gorl.

Will Tess Mayonnaise be diagnosed with anorexia from the PTSD her audience caused her? Will Flabbie Hanna do a tell-all on how Becky gave her cancer? Find out on the next episode of turning sunlight into adipose tissue because genetics forces you to mow down 6000 calories a day.

 

[Cornfed]

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Just the average fat that thinks she's starving if she eats less than 4000 calories.

Her maintance calories about 3500 calories (assuming a 550lb weight). To gain wieght she is consuming 5500 calories in a day on average (assuming a 1lb a day gain). Call it an average of 4500 calories for a slow gain. Most adult women her age, with a sedintary lifestyle, need only 1400 or so calories to maintain a healthy weight. She is definatly eating 3x what a woman her height, age, and activity level needs to simply exist at a weight of 130-140lbs. However she does not binge. So that begs the question, is it just a fat, stupid bitch being a fat, stupid,bitch?

The diagnosis seems conclusive. She can add that to her collection.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

How do you think her body is posed in this picture?
(Not necessarily to scale)

A:
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or B:
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Something I've never thought about before, but I bet she doesn't have a single bone in her body that she can feel. Most of us can feel our elbows, knees, hips, etc, but she probably can't. Even her chin bone is covered in so much fat she probably can't feel it.

I wish I knew what jade sees in this pig? Even putting aside her looks she has a shit personality. There is literally nothing to love about this cunt.

 

[Insulin reid]

I think I figured out this "I don't binge, I never eat 3 times my normal amount" bullshit she's on. She's taking it literally. So she'll order 20 nuggies, fries, drink, and mcflurry and that's fine. Since she's never ordered 60 nuggies, 3 orders of fries, 3 drinks, and 3 mcflurries, it isn't a binge. Voila it's not BED so she can have the surgery now. Nevermind that they gave her the job of losing ONE pound and she couldn't even do that. It's just shooo weird that they would make her wait. Either her "friends" are just as retarded as she is OR her friends are her, she's the friend.

One of ambers musings about this is since shes a bigger gorl it takes more for her to feel fool. Since it takes more for her to feel that fool its totally ok for her to eat 20 nuggies fries drink and mcflurry.
Her "its not a binge" requirements for her mental gymnastics could be as little as 2 apple pies she decided not to get or the 2 apple pies pluz the 60 nuggies and 3 fries order.
amber justifies whatever she wants at the time but the "im bigger so i need more" is one of my favorite amberisms.

The doctors don't "misdiagnose" her. She hears what she wants and plays it up for her channel (the lung thing was likely "We see a shadow and it could be nothing, could be cancerous and she only heard cancer),

I think she also really just likes how she pronounces misdiagnose and just likes to say it while she listens to hersef talk.

OR she manipulates and exaggerates her symptoms to get the diagnosis she wants. She was thrilled as fuck with the BED diagnosis all 3 times because it gave her something to point to so it wasn't her fault. It's fun watching her lies fucking up her plans

Oh man, the binge monster youtuber apology video with becky squished next to her like a beaten women "standing by her man" was precious. We have so much evidence amber just willingly puts out onto the internet, its baffling.

Jade Francis has been real quiet as of late. I wonder what's gonna happen when this one leaves. She's less mobile and more gross than ever. How's she gonna rope in her next caretaker live in nurse girlfriend?


B. It's forever horrifying putting how huge she is into context.