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I noticed she kept Necky's vintage councils (Consoles in actual english) kek fuck you beggy lmao
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Mr. Ghoul
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Thank god she got that dainty mini fridge for her bedroom. We can't be huffing it all the way to the kitchen to fetch our pre-chilled future ocean plastic every time our taste bud gets a little parched now, can we?
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She'll be docking her house negro's wages if standards don't improve.
Queequeg
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She should be fined for uploading this retarded shit. She needs something interesting for her vlogs, like a renal failure arch.
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This bish is bedbound.
Mini fridge and ordering only Sonic ice come on now..
Mini fridge and ordering only Sonic ice come on now..
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That's TWO HUNDRED STEPS, shitlord! You want her falling out because dry gorl got too dry? Why, she'd practically disintegrate!*
*Note to MG,W: crank the A/C down to the absolute minimum if this happens, then take yourself elsewhere. That way, when you secretly empty all her little water bottles, then trip her when she manages to heave herself up and get to the kitchen, you'll have an alibi because the time of death will be fucked. Just a thought.
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I am more and more convinced the bitch is bedbound and I don't believe her weight she is saying at all. Is there any Jade noise in the video for anyone that watched this shit?
Amber is just smug atm because she knows Chantal is done and thinks when Chantal the audience will come flocking to her. Spoiler they won't and it will exasperate your decline because the deathfat cows are kinda dead now. Jen's ash, Nickado is irrelevant and Amber keeps prodding the bear. The others kinda fall by the wayside sadly because they are very samey.
Amber is just smug atm because she knows Chantal is done and thinks when Chantal the audience will come flocking to her. Spoiler they won't and it will exasperate your decline because the deathfat cows are kinda dead now. Jen's ash, Nickado is irrelevant and Amber keeps prodding the bear. The others kinda fall by the wayside sadly because they are very samey.
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Notice how Amber is sliding over to begging for gifts to her PO Box, if she continues to lose money I can see her starting to beg.
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How could I resist such riveting nontent from Hamber? She is, by far, the best YouTuber on the platform. Hang on to your wigs, bitches. You're in for a wild, wild ride!
Wow, that's a new look! Hamber opens with a stun-in scene: blobs of some kind of makeup on her face. Clearly, I do not know makeup like Hamber does, because while I thought it was some kind of new TikTok trend that involved blotting makeup on your face to contrast what you would look like with makeup versus your pasty, greasy natural look, it's a mini-tutorial as Hamber takes a giant makeup brush and starts pushing that makeup around on the vast expanse of her face. I have learned something new, which would be completely useful if I wore makeup or decided Hamber was a good example of how to apply makeup. Don't talk to me like that, Daniel. Your ability to blend for skin tones doesn't mean jack when Ham is here. Pay attention.
OMGOMGOMGOMG! She's changing over to the totally worth 180 bucks Kate Spade cherry backpack! In a daring move, it appears Hamber will be reassigning the backpack from backpack duties over to....purse duties! Holy shit, someone alert the YT media about this amazeen event! I'm sure this clip of Hamber demonstrating her natural abilities will be replayed over and over around the whole of Gorlworld. How could it not, when someone like Hamber takes such a bold idea and turns it into reality? Such great executive-level decisioningingindfrg...decision making, and no, Suzi, you 5'9. 130 pound cunt, you could not have done this. You are not both a student AND oracle of haute couture like Hamber, so sit down and shut your whore mouth.
I am liiiiiiduhrally on the edge of my seat, you guise, waiting to see what happens next. Will she start from a completely empty purse, a clean slate, per se, if you will? Gasp! NO! Hamber takes command of the situation type deal and decides to show us the content of her Rebecca Minkoff purse - fuck off, Beck, you're being replaced (again, haha, loser!) - and she is transferring that content to her new darling, Kate. No, Becky, not THAT Kate.
Don't keep us in suspense, Ham! OOooooh, here we go! Wallet! No look inside. I understand, though. We proles are not worthy of that kind of peek inside Ham's life. Deodorant, hand sanitizer, perfume, lipstick, a couple of receipts, lip stuff, including carmax. That must be an upgrade from the other brand, carmex. I'll have to look into it and see if I can score some! No, Kevin, you may NOT comment on the collection. You will sit there and appreciate Ham's dedication to brands. It's unlike anything else you've ever experienced.
PO Box time! Sensational! I can't wait to see what offerings people around the world have made to Ham! A jigsaw puzzle that is ROUND? And also COLORFUL? How have I never heard of this?? I cannot wait for Ham to give us a thrilling piece by piece tour of this puzzle, which is obviously meant for people with a 140 IQ or higher. We are all aware that Ham possesses a grand intellect. hat wait will be inscruciating, though. What was that, Benita? Inscruciating is not a word? That is a LAH! There is ample evidence that Ham has used that very word to describe things, and therefore, it is a word. Just because you think you're a brainiac doesn't mean that you have the 140 IQ level Ham has.
MG,W makes an appearance. To remind us about the socks MG,W is wearing, Ham kindly gives us a flashback to the previous video, where Ham snatched those socks out of the hands of MG,W, who needs to learn her place, clearly. Aw, the emoji socks, and MG,W is wearing a pair with her Jordans. Wait, what kind of heathen is MG,W? Did she request permission from Ham to wear those shoes INSIDE the apartment? I demand an inquisition! Saul, you and Trudy go get the pitchforks and torches. Don't forget the pitch! An investigation, you say? Fine, fine, although I don't think that makes the same kind of strong, firm statement for which Ham is known. People need to grasp their part in the Hamberverse.
Whoa, a pink minifridge in the office. And teeny water bottles to put into it! And two fake plants, one to either side! AND AN AIR PURIFIER THAT NOBODY EVEN ASKED ABOUT??!!? Truly, Ham is a gorl beyond our comprehension.
Amazon time! Yay! I love Amazon. Sometimes I love them so much I will place multiple orders throughout the day instead of making a list and then ordering everything on the list at the same time. That's SO yesterday. What did we get, Ham? Towels! I love towels! Multiple shades of gray? Fantastic! Truly, you have amazing tastes, Ham!
Book stuff. Ham, you know that I don't read the same advanced texts as you, and therefore do not read at all. Your book choices and reviews are scintillating and make me feel as if I have read them as well, and that's good enough for me!
OH, oh, ohoohoh. It's a Sonic cup, filled with Sonic ice! Whatever will Ham be doing with that? Forget the food that no doubt came with this. We all know the ice is the start of THIS sideshow. What's happening here??? A diet pepsi? Poured IN the cup? I don't know that my mind can handle such ingenuity. "A fountain drink just hits different." Ham, ever the bard of poetic language. Only she could give us this gift of a conundrum for our tiny minds to spin around!
Goodness, another change, this time from comment of the day to question of the day. I feel faint. I hope there are some smelling salts. What's that, Jose? You're right. I'm sure Ham will in fact pass along some of her Bath and Bodyworks to take the place of smelling salts. I hope it's the GIG-ham one. I do so love that.
Question of the day....what would I ask Ham, I wonder, if I had the chance. Probably the same oneHamber asked herself someone submitted:
Why do you think people complain about content when you show so many hobbies and talk about different topics?
They are jealous of Ham, of course. What do they know of living high on the hog, anyway? Who else could combine Lego and coloring? Purse changes and socks? Hauls and more hauls? Obviously, people in general do not understand content creation like Hamber does. I pity them and their sad, lost, tiny lives. No, not "tiny" as in weight, Josh. I saw that eyebrow raise you did at the screen. Don't be an asshole to our dainty queen of moderation. She's bigger than you will ever be. Yes, I said bigger. Why are you laughing? What's so funny? All you degenerates are going on report. Wait until Twinkie reads it. She'll sort out you haydurs and losers. Hamber is so much better than many of you! Thoroughly.
Nope, didn't spoiler it. If I had to sit through it, so do you, fuckers.
setting up mini fridge, whats in my purse, & sonic ice | vlog - March 14, 2023
Let's get crazy, Ham!Wow, that's a new look! Hamber opens with a stun-in scene: blobs of some kind of makeup on her face. Clearly, I do not know makeup like Hamber does, because while I thought it was some kind of new TikTok trend that involved blotting makeup on your face to contrast what you would look like with makeup versus your pasty, greasy natural look, it's a mini-tutorial as Hamber takes a giant makeup brush and starts pushing that makeup around on the vast expanse of her face. I have learned something new, which would be completely useful if I wore makeup or decided Hamber was a good example of how to apply makeup. Don't talk to me like that, Daniel. Your ability to blend for skin tones doesn't mean jack when Ham is here. Pay attention.
OMGOMGOMGOMG! She's changing over to the totally worth 180 bucks Kate Spade cherry backpack! In a daring move, it appears Hamber will be reassigning the backpack from backpack duties over to....purse duties! Holy shit, someone alert the YT media about this amazeen event! I'm sure this clip of Hamber demonstrating her natural abilities will be replayed over and over around the whole of Gorlworld. How could it not, when someone like Hamber takes such a bold idea and turns it into reality? Such great executive-level decisioningingindfrg...decision making, and no, Suzi, you 5'9. 130 pound cunt, you could not have done this. You are not both a student AND oracle of haute couture like Hamber, so sit down and shut your whore mouth.
I am liiiiiiduhrally on the edge of my seat, you guise, waiting to see what happens next. Will she start from a completely empty purse, a clean slate, per se, if you will? Gasp! NO! Hamber takes command of the situation type deal and decides to show us the content of her Rebecca Minkoff purse - fuck off, Beck, you're being replaced (again, haha, loser!) - and she is transferring that content to her new darling, Kate. No, Becky, not THAT Kate.
Don't keep us in suspense, Ham! OOooooh, here we go! Wallet! No look inside. I understand, though. We proles are not worthy of that kind of peek inside Ham's life. Deodorant, hand sanitizer, perfume, lipstick, a couple of receipts, lip stuff, including carmax. That must be an upgrade from the other brand, carmex. I'll have to look into it and see if I can score some! No, Kevin, you may NOT comment on the collection. You will sit there and appreciate Ham's dedication to brands. It's unlike anything else you've ever experienced.
PO Box time! Sensational! I can't wait to see what offerings people around the world have made to Ham! A jigsaw puzzle that is ROUND? And also COLORFUL? How have I never heard of this?? I cannot wait for Ham to give us a thrilling piece by piece tour of this puzzle, which is obviously meant for people with a 140 IQ or higher. We are all aware that Ham possesses a grand intellect. hat wait will be inscruciating, though. What was that, Benita? Inscruciating is not a word? That is a LAH! There is ample evidence that Ham has used that very word to describe things, and therefore, it is a word. Just because you think you're a brainiac doesn't mean that you have the 140 IQ level Ham has.
MG,W makes an appearance. To remind us about the socks MG,W is wearing, Ham kindly gives us a flashback to the previous video, where Ham snatched those socks out of the hands of MG,W, who needs to learn her place, clearly. Aw, the emoji socks, and MG,W is wearing a pair with her Jordans. Wait, what kind of heathen is MG,W? Did she request permission from Ham to wear those shoes INSIDE the apartment? I demand an inquisition! Saul, you and Trudy go get the pitchforks and torches. Don't forget the pitch! An investigation, you say? Fine, fine, although I don't think that makes the same kind of strong, firm statement for which Ham is known. People need to grasp their part in the Hamberverse.
Whoa, a pink minifridge in the office. And teeny water bottles to put into it! And two fake plants, one to either side! AND AN AIR PURIFIER THAT NOBODY EVEN ASKED ABOUT??!!? Truly, Ham is a gorl beyond our comprehension.
Amazon time! Yay! I love Amazon. Sometimes I love them so much I will place multiple orders throughout the day instead of making a list and then ordering everything on the list at the same time. That's SO yesterday. What did we get, Ham? Towels! I love towels! Multiple shades of gray? Fantastic! Truly, you have amazing tastes, Ham!
Book stuff. Ham, you know that I don't read the same advanced texts as you, and therefore do not read at all. Your book choices and reviews are scintillating and make me feel as if I have read them as well, and that's good enough for me!
OH, oh, ohoohoh. It's a Sonic cup, filled with Sonic ice! Whatever will Ham be doing with that? Forget the food that no doubt came with this. We all know the ice is the start of THIS sideshow. What's happening here??? A diet pepsi? Poured IN the cup? I don't know that my mind can handle such ingenuity. "A fountain drink just hits different." Ham, ever the bard of poetic language. Only she could give us this gift of a conundrum for our tiny minds to spin around!
Goodness, another change, this time from comment of the day to question of the day. I feel faint. I hope there are some smelling salts. What's that, Jose? You're right. I'm sure Ham will in fact pass along some of her Bath and Bodyworks to take the place of smelling salts. I hope it's the GIG-ham one. I do so love that.
Question of the day....what would I ask Ham, I wonder, if I had the chance. Probably the same one
Why do you think people complain about content when you show so many hobbies and talk about different topics?
They are jealous of Ham, of course. What do they know of living high on the hog, anyway? Who else could combine Lego and coloring? Purse changes and socks? Hauls and more hauls? Obviously, people in general do not understand content creation like Hamber does. I pity them and their sad, lost, tiny lives. No, not "tiny" as in weight, Josh. I saw that eyebrow raise you did at the screen. Don't be an asshole to our dainty queen of moderation. She's bigger than you will ever be. Yes, I said bigger. Why are you laughing? What's so funny? All you degenerates are going on report. Wait until Twinkie reads it. She'll sort out you haydurs and losers. Hamber is so much better than many of you! Thoroughly.
Nope, didn't spoiler it. If I had to sit through it, so do you, fuckers.
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Cornfed
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I am getting convinced that this lard ass faked everything about WLS. She is clearly housebound, and at the point she can't even haul that shelf ass to the kitchen fridge for cold water.
Her love for tacky, impractical, "dainty" shit is vomit inducing. Those little packs look ridiculous on normal woman, and absurd on ham beast like Ethan Ralph and her.
Her love for tacky, impractical, "dainty" shit is vomit inducing. Those little packs look ridiculous on normal woman, and absurd on ham beast like Ethan Ralph and her.
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Hey Amber, since you seem hell bent on blowing your money on kyute appliances as well as trying to ruin what’s left of your teeth, check this out:
But then I guess you wouldn’t have an excuse to order out. How’s that weight loss going?
But then I guess you wouldn’t have an excuse to order out. How’s that weight loss going?
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No offense if I was more bougie I would buy the shit out of that ice machine.
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Sounds like she's trying to stir up drama because everyone freaked out over her $15 McDelivery coke. She's trying to make people mad but no one cares anymore.
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"A fountain drink just hits different." A fountain drink is a drink that came from a fountain, meaning the syrup and soda water are mixed from the fountain into the cup. Fountain drinks taste different than canned or bottled sode for that reason, it's basically "freshly made" soda. Pouring a canned soda over ice is just a canned soda over ice, it's nothing like a fountain drink. She's so dumb lol
Murderous Anas
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I caught this too...it's almost like she doesn't realize what a soda fountain is and just assumes "fountain drink" is a fancier way of saying "soda with ice."
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im buying this shit
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The last semi-decent story arc she had going on was the weight loss surgery. Now that it stalled miserably, she has absolute nothing. No job, no friends, a mere faceless house nigger nor any meaningful hobbie she can speak of. Big Al has fallen from her gorl world throne, very hard, and she hasn't realized it yet. The cow has dried out and there's nothing else to milk out. Her content has to either experience something really unexpectedly/brutal (bankrupt, dumped by JFoNY, a chopped leg, die) or we should just give up and lock this thread until something happen. I'm always on the fence of stop keeping up with the thread but I think I developed Stockholm Syndrome.
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I learned something new today but I think it makes more sense than how I thought soda fountains worked.
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For those that need a reminder. Amber never loved Becky and very likely doesn't and has never loved MWJadey
ETA: It's Quirky Alert from 3 days ago for those that like me are having issues issues with downloading.
ETA: It's Quirky Alert from 3 days ago for those that like me are having issues issues with downloading.
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Best course of action. Fat Albert will do one of two things:
1. change, add side characters, and get interesting
2. fucking die. Bedbound. in her own creamy feces
I sincerely hope for number 2.