Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Why does she need a mini fridge, or doordash, or Ubereats? She has her very own nigger to do everything for her.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber seems to be intimidated by Jade.
Can you imagine Becky being able to make Amber move out of the main bedroom, into the spare?
When has a girlfriend/caretaker E-V-E-R been able to tell Amber "no filming me" and be listened to?
Jade scary, Amber cowers.
Love that for her.

 

[Cornfed]

Oh, AL, you sweet ignorant child.

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You're drinking tap water, anyway.

It'd be a real shame if she were to discover this fact.

Pen and Teller did a really good episode of Bullshit about bottled water.
Made LA ass hats drink water from a hose with twigs and and leaves in it and called it artisan; dumbasses loved it.
The water Hamber has her house slave buy her is definitely just municipal water run trough a bottling plant.
I don't advocate domestic violence, but women as stupid and vapid her make me think that some people have it coming.

 

[dfranki723]

Staring at her fat face in the viewfinder when Rarity wants some attention, how lovely you absolute egomaniacal tramp.

Why did she film herself staring at the book for a few seconds? Jesus, she's unbearably difficult to stomach no matter what she's doing.

She is 100% convinced she's just a chunky girl and the extra 400lbs is simply water retention. I wish she'd stop the incessant ''I'm swolleeeen' and retaining water, it's definitely not me just being an obese piece of shit''. Oh my fucking God, you don't have a rare illness you stupid retard. Nothing about you is special, none of your forced quirks, not your fantastical traumatic background, not your illness' (self diagnosed or otherwise). Literally nothing about her or her life is unique or out of the ordinary and she hates that.

''Me sticking up for myself doesn't go well''. Probably because you're not a victim being bullied, you're a cunt that gets called out and refuses to acknowledge it.
I'd really love for a reactor to not follow these unspoken rules of being fairly polite about Hambo or entertaining some of her lies out of fear of backlash.

 

[HackerX]

Some of the dumbest shit (which in her case is every other day now...).
If it's the God forsaken lipedema that causes the gain, why the fuck do you need WLS, you beast?

She for sure has gained, because if she is eating even a nibble less that she usually does she steps on the scale and tells us she lost 0,00002 lbs and how proud she is.

Immobile whore.

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That's about where her arm itself is and obviously there's a lot of extra. Magnificent specimen.


It'll never be as splendid as the legs though.

 

[Even more 8008135]

It's time for another dose of "Human arms vs. Disgusting, deformed, super-obese fatty arms"!

 

[Boolean Bitch]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl (post #66,676 - Reply button isn't working)
Geeze, how did you find that so fast?! Thanks! That was exactly what I was talking about.
(I remember the stupid shit she says, but all of the 2000+ videos on her channel look the same to me and I can never find what I'm looking for).

Since we're on the topic of nightmare fuel, here's one courtesy of the FaxX machine's community tab:

I'm starting to wonder if this is just an AI creation where the keywords were "Amberlynn" and "LOAB"?

A sample of "LOAB" for those who haven't gone down this rabbit hole:

I didn't make this - just found it. Image one bears a striking resemblence, though....

 

[Sarah Connor]

Amber seems to be intimidated by Jade.
Can you imagine Becky being able to make Amber move out of the main bedroom, into the spare?
When has a girlfriend/caretaker E-V-E-R been able to tell Amber "no filming me" and be listened to?
Jade scary, Amber cowers.
Love that for her.

I imagine it has something to do with the fact that Jade Francis of New York is polyamorous. This is something Big Al has dropped multiple times and has yet to go into further detail about, except the fact that they "compromised". Seeing how Jade has been in control of everything else so far (not being on camera, moving into the main bedroom, going home for the holidays), it's safe to assume that Jade is fucking other people in a "don't ask don't tell" situation type deal.
A lot of people speculate that Jade works multiple jobs around Lexington, and while that may be the case, I imagine that she's also probably out running the roads as well. I just hope when she finally fucks off she provides some milk by coming on here/making a YouTube channel and showing us the side No-Neck-Beck was too chickenshit to show.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl (post #66,676 - Reply button isn't working)
Geeze, how did you find that so fast?! Thanks! That was exactly what I was talking about.
(I remember the stupid shit she says, but all of the 2000+ videos on her channel look the same to me and I can never find what I'm looking for).

Since we're on the topic of nightmare fuel, here's one courtesy of the FaxX machine's community tab:

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I'm starting to wonder if this is just an AI creation where the keywords were "Amberlynn" and "LOAB"?

A sample of "LOAB" for those who haven't gone down this rabbit hole:
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I didn't make this - just found it. Image one bears a striking resemblence, though....

LOAB is a queen and doesn't deserve this slander.

 

[Trees]

Has Jade Francis of New York really gotten Amber to sleep in her own bed at night? Alone? Not that I don't understand, but damn, that's something no one else has ever been able to get her to do - not even after their breakups, let alone during the relationship. Since when you mention it, it's really weird that a loving couple would share a home but sleep in different bedrooms. Kind of defeats the purpose unless it's a matter of physical revoltion, which loops back to being weird in a relationship situation type deal. I guess Jade doesn't want to be a crush victim.

Okay, Daddy Dom her into losing tirty pound in 1 munt next.

 

[peach tea]

I imagine it has something to do with the fact that Jade Francis of New York is polyamorous. This is something Big Al has dropped multiple times and has yet to go into further detail about, except the fact that they "compromised". Seeing how Jade has been in control of everything else so far (not being on camera, moving into the main bedroom, going home for the holidays), it's safe to assume that Jade is fucking other people in a "don't ask don't tell" situation type deal.
A lot of people speculate that Jade works multiple jobs around Lexington, and while that may be the case, I imagine that she's also probably out running the roads as well. I just hope when she finally fucks off she provides some milk by coming on here/making a YouTube channel and showing us the side No-Neck-Beck was too chickenshit to show.

I can see this being true. I’m not super familiar with all the Cassidy/Casey history, but Amber and Crystal came off as being in a completely non sexual relationship. I know she was worried about the way she smells in some of those messages from back in the day, but I don’t think they did much. Crystal was also very awkward and autistic if I’m not mistaken so maybe she wasn’t that bothered by it. I think she and Amber simply fizzled out and weren’t compatible at all. It wasn’t just a lack of physical interaction in that situation.

Then she got with Destiny and Dusty comes off as being someone who’s very sexually active in her relationships. I think Dusty pushed Amber more than anyone to try things and have that part of their relationship be functional, but Amber couldn’t or wouldn’t do it and that’s what led to Destiny cheating with someone who would. I think there was some kind of conversation/argument/event where Amber was confronted about it and after that, it all went downhill. Dusty could and should have just ended it there but she’s as codependent as Amber so she kept her around, probably for the money, until she found someone else. You could tell Dana matched her energy in a way that Amber didn’t. Amber came off more like someone who was experiencing unrequited puppy love towards Dusty, whereas she and Dana seemed more like two (lazy, smelly, retarded) adults in a relationship.

Then Becky comes along and I think by that point, Amber realized she just doesn’t like sex but she didn’t want to get cheated on again. I think she felt it out with Becky to see how much she would put up with and they probably made some attempts, which is where you got the weird projection of “we’re just two lesbians doing lesbian sex all the time guise” thing again in her videos. Any time Amber over explains something, she’s lying and the opposite is happening. She eventually figured out that Becky was a doormat and using her for money anyway so their relationship evolved into a prototype of what Amber is doing now.

Enter Jade. Amber had already accepted the fact that she just doesn’t want to have sex way back in the beginning of her relationship with Becky, so she was up front about it with Jade and pretty much told her she was looking for a roommate who is maybe a romantic partner and caretaker but not a sexual partner. As a compromise, Jade could seek partners outside the relationship as long as she doesn’t get involved with them on a romantic level. That was the compromise. Kind of “as long as I’m the one you’re coming home to”.

I don’t think Amber is an actual lesbian. I think she’s asexual or whatever. I think that she chooses romantic relationships with women because it’s easier. If you’re not fucking then someone’s genitalia don’t really matter at the end of the day. I think men intimidate her because the ones who would get with her would most certainly be fucking weirdos and she feels safer with women. Women probably don’t make her feel fetishized, even if they are feeders. It’s just different energy than some creepy man heavily breathing down your neck rolls as you eat a slice of pizza or whatever. There are probably women who do that but maybe she just hasn’t met one. And we all know there’s one thing about Amber which is consistently true: no matter how big she gets, she doesn’t want to be seen as a fat woman. She goes out of her way to be perceived as the opposite. She wants to be seen as a dainty gorl and she will do everything EXCEPT eat less, so she goes for partners who don’t make her “feel” fat. AKA other fat women.

I’m sure she’s also been ridiculed, bullied, rejected etc by men in the past so she’s not willing to go through the embarrassment anymore. I mean, Jesus Christ, with all the redpill alpha Chad incel podcast bro shit we see online every day, it’s already a game of minesweeper for a normal looking woman, let alone someone who’s 500lb and retarded. Amber takes the easy way out when it comes to everything else, why not relationships? Being a “lesbian” and living with a woman who will wipe your ass in exchange for Jordans and no questions asked when she disappears for a few hours every weekend is certainly easier than losing weight and getting skin removal surgery, going to the gym, sticking with therapy and learning to be a normal person who can keep a man around. It’s not like she’s never hinted at finding men attractive. That’s not the problem. The problem is that men are repulsed by her.

Someone like Jade makes perfect sense. She exhibits some of those more masculine traits Amber finds attractive, doesn’t care about Amber’s size or low intelligence, she keeps Amber from having to be alone, helps with the bills now that the YouTube shillings have dried up, gives her every part of a “relationship” that she does want without the pressure of sex to keep it together and she also serves the purpose of butler. In exchange, Jade gets a lower cost of living and splits the bills on top of that. She also gets to run away from wherever it is she’s avoiding back home. Lexington is a nice city and they live in a good neighborhood. She even got a car out of it and gets to drive it to her Tinder dates. As long as she leaves Amber with food and keeps coming back home, everything is good to go.

Sounds extremely plausible, if not likely. Why else would someone up and move to a completely different state to live with a stranger on a whim? I get the whole “U-haul lesbian” thing is a trope for a reason but like I said, Amber isn’t really a lesbian. There had to be something else going on.

 

[Billy Fackin' Kimber]

Jade is like Salah from the Chantal Odyssey. Murky motivations for living with and pretending to be in a relationship with a morbibly obese loser.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Since we're on the topic of nightmare fuel, here's one courtesy of the FaxX machine's community tab:

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Honestly, that just looks like a normal picture of her disgusting self, only with the "sharpen" and/or "pop" settings cranked way up.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Staring at her fat face in the viewfinder when Rarity wants some attention, how lovely you absolute egomaniacal tramp.

Why did she film herself staring at the book for a few seconds? Jesus, she's unbearably difficult to stomach no matter what she's doing.

She is 100% convinced she's just a chunky girl and the extra 400lbs is simply water retention. I wish she'd stop the incessant ''I'm swolleeeen' and retaining water, it's definitely not me just being an obese piece of shit''. Oh my fucking God, you don't have a rare illness you stupid retard. Nothing about you is special, none of your forced quirks, not your fantastical traumatic background, not your illness' (self diagnosed or otherwise). Literally nothing about her or her life is unique or out of the ordinary and she hates that.

''Me sticking up for myself doesn't go well''. Probably because you're not a victim being bullied, you're a cunt that gets called out and refuses to acknowledge it.
I'd really love for a reactor to not follow these unspoken rules of being fairly polite about Hambo or entertaining some of her lies out of fear of backlash.

The thing is, Amber could actually do something with her life. She chooses not to. She could be a speaker and talk about her experience with foster care, how it led to her state, how she overcame it etc. but she won’t, because that’s not what she wants. She wants to live in delusion instead of reality.

 

[Shade For Days]

ALR's views are starting to tank....

of course I love that for her.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

ALR's views are starting to tank....
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of course I love that for her.

Karina pretty much told her this was going to happen. I bet Karina is sitting there charging up ready to go back-to-back. Even though you sperg a bit too much Karina, your observations and analytical skills are B+, it'd be better if you had friends and a damn proper editor.

 

[dfranki723]

The thing is, Amber could actually do something with her life. She chooses not to. She could be a speaker and talk about her experience with foster care, how it led to her state, how she overcame it etc. but she won’t, because that’s not what she wants. She wants to live in delusion instead of reality.

We also have to factor in the issue of her not being able to string together a basic sentence in her first and only language. If she was a decent person it'd still be rough trying to get her to talk some sense.

She has every available benefit (or she did before she ruined her channel). She had a decent income which in turn meant she could afford top notch care for health, she could've travelled and had so many experiences due to her income, she had a platform (not huge but some people would be incredibly grateful for it), she had friends and a girlfriend who wouldn't have dumped her if she put in at least 0.000001% effort into not being a cunt. SHE HAD AN ACTUAL SUPPORT SYSTEM in her timid Thumb and exasperated roommates who successfully lost weight themselves but she managed to cunt out on them enough to make them stop trying to help. That's ignoring the buckets of help and support she used up from previous GF's and their families.

This prick had every tool to be successful, she's had more opportunities and privileges than most fuckers that have come from worse places.
It's a combination of delusion, stupidity, ego and laziness.

E - To answer below.

They didn't kick her out after the first week ended, they included her (never told her to fuck off), pretty sure Thumb mentioned the boys also kept telling her to go get help when she was supposedly bleeding for two years. Eric specifically went out of his way repeatedly to defend Hamber whenever she'd have a little tissy fit with other people and Haydurz. It wasn't genuine friendship but that is support no matter how it came about, she'd still be their ''friend'' if she hadn't have gone too far with the behaviour.

She was the mooch. Her forcibly paying for things doesn't mean she wasn't the layabout moving herself in to someone else's home, bleeding everywhere, eating all the food, smelling the place up and being all up in their business.

 

[FarmVille]

The thing is, Amber could actually do something with her life. She chooses not to. She could be a speaker and talk about her experience with foster care, how it led to her state, how she overcame it etc. but she won’t, because that’s not what she wants. She wants to live in delusion instead of reality.

She could be hitting the lucrative former foster child circuit? Speaking to who exactly?

She’s a woman of below average intelligence living in Kentucky whose parents were trailer trash meth heads. Being a YouTube freak show is a pretty good gig all things considered.

SHE HAD AN ACTUAL SUPPORT SYSTEM in her timid Thumb and exasperated roommates

Are you talking about Eric and Ricky? Because they were moochers, not a support system.

 

[ADHD]

Since when you mention it, it's really weird that a loving couple would share a home but sleep in different bedrooms. Kind of defeats the purpose unless it's a matter of physical revoltion, which loops back to being weird in a relationship situation type deal.

Your relationship can be amazing but if one partner snores or tosses and turns a lot and the other partner is a light sleeper, you're going to end up having problems. You can solve the tossing and turning issue by having two separate beds pushed close together, but if the problem is snoring, you're going to need separate rooms. If Amber is still sleeping with industrial fans on, that might also be a reason for Jade to want her own room.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

She could be hitting the lucrative former foster child circuit? Speaking to who exactly?

She’s a woman of below average intelligence living in Kentucky whose parents were trailer trash meth heads. Being a YouTube freak show is a pretty good gig all things considered.



Are you talking about Eric and Ricky? Because they were moochers, not a support system.

Motivational/Ted Talk type stuff. Shes famous enough on YT that it could happen. If WWT can have a platform (and she has done TedX I think?), it isn't unreasonable ALR could too. She won't of course, she does not think like that. She won't even leave her apartment. I am just saying it could be possible if she weren't delusional.