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A torrid "6", which normal people know means a 6XL.
So, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, EXTRA large underwear. Such an abomination should not exist.
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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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A torrid "6", which normal people know means a 6XL.
So, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, EXTRA large underwear. Such an abomination should not exist.
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Okay so who told FailureLynn she should flash her panties to get views and she didn't realize the person meant she should be wearing them at the time?
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A torrid "6", which normal people know means a
SkunkyMonkey420
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Hey Big Al!
Can we get a remix to
Bedbound Susie
sometime in the near future? When you aren't out bowling or sleeping on the garage floor of your friend's house? Get Jade on the 808s? Twinkie barking on the bassline? Gunshots for the intro? Please?
Can we get a remix to
Bedbound Susie sometime in the near future? When you aren't out bowling or sleeping on the garage floor of your friend's house? Get Jade on the 808s? Twinkie barking on the bassline? Gunshots for the intro? Please?
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You could blow a helium tank in 6X underwear and float it across the US like a Chinese spy balloon.
Mekahineyho
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Looks like Jades portion of the WLS fund has been freed up, so now she can get a expensive tat!
anyways I love that Amber has to post 4-5 video’s to equal the views from the Becky era that would clear over 100k in a day. Sadly people are still clicking on her cash grab uploads that she is trying to pass off as “I love YouTube” content. She knows people want to see her be retarded and fluffs 8 minutes of opening shit,rarity and telling a popsicle stick joke like she told today. She’s going to do mukbangs again soon watch.
anyways I love that Amber has to post 4-5 video’s to equal the views from the Becky era that would clear over 100k in a day. Sadly people are still clicking on her cash grab uploads that she is trying to pass off as “I love YouTube” content. She knows people want to see her be retarded and fluffs 8 minutes of opening shit,rarity and telling a popsicle stick joke like she told today. She’s going to do mukbangs again soon watch.
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Torrid does vanity sizing so a 6 is like an 8x 
Cornfed
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There is a zero probability across all realities that Hamber went bowling when she cannot even blob her way to a Torrid store to try on shoes in person.
Although I would pay money to see her try to put on bowling shoes without help.
Although I would pay money to see her try to put on bowling shoes without help.
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How could you said that? Amber also went skydiving after bowling but her friends did not want to be filmed, so no videos. It would have been so easy for Jade to video Amber bowling without showing anyone. Perhaps Amber wore the wrong shoes.
Anything more complex than pouring diet pop in a glass full of ice without showing any of it, is pure fabrication.
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Even if she did actually go, there is zero way her anxiety would have allowed her to put on shoes that had been on someone else’s feet…if they had any wide enough to fit. Plus the staff wouldn’t have wanted someone her size risking a fall in slippery soled shoes. If she was there, guaranteed she used a disabled rack to push the ball off, and bumper bars to keep the ball out of the gutters. All of that equals embarrassment because of her mammoth size…so she never went. Maybe Jade had a night out though that Amber decided to piggyback off of for content.
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Everytime she laughs, she sounds like she's having trouble breathing. It's unnerving. And the bitch is obviously gaining quickly. RIP wls (haha like that was serious)
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Plot Summary with Commentary. Not a reeecap. Let's see what bullshit non-tent she's scraped off the cutting room floor for this one. Oooh, maybe we'll find out if her shitty Torrid 'tennis' shoes fit!
TL;DR: The outcome of the meeting between the dietician and the surgeon has been delayed to 'next week' again. Many people (who don't exist) are telling Amber to go to another WLS. Amber has a bunch of basic shit delievered that she could have bought from local stores if she wasn't bedbound. Amber confirms it's not her trying to protect Jade, but Jade who refuses to be on camera (to Amber's disappointment). So many things are going on in her life, but she can't talk about it. Lots of stupid filler.
"Hey Guize!" You know, I'm not usually able to look at her week to week and tell if she's gaining or losing... but her face is starting to get that hexagonal shape again...
Has to mention her "excoriation" and obsessive/compulsive (self/incompetently diagnosed) disorders for sympathy and filler. Methinks her picking is due to immense boredom and attention-seeking rather than anything else, but that might just be me.
Amber hasn't filmed in 3 days since her last video... I'm no Timelord, but I think it's currently March 10th:
Doubling down on the bowling lie. Amber claims that she doesn't film around anyone anymore. As Jade could have easily filmed a 5 second clip of Amber standing alone on the lane getting ready to bowl, I'm going to file this as 'Shit that never happened'.
"Maybe someday in my life I'll have someone who doesn't mind being on camera, but right now that's not how it is". But Amber, I thought you said that it was YOUR choice not to put Jade on camera because you were protecting her from your MEEEEN audience? Also... odd wording. Could she be searching for a new wiper on the down low?
Dietician update: 'Next week' is the meeting to discuss Amber's file. Which, if my calculations are correct, would have already happened.
You wouldn't BELIEVE how many people are telling her to go to a different program!
SO MANY RANDOM THINGS going on in Amber's life, but she can't talk about it!
Amber shows a demonstration of the lip mask stuff she's been talking about using constantly.... despite only using it once because she 'likes it so much'.... and has 4 of them (but is thinking about giving 3 away).
Talks about her stupid little LED light - which curses it and makes it give up the ghost.
PO BOX TIME!! The 'partial' (or PARCEL, for those who don't speak dumbfuck) contained "EVERYTHING!!!", which ended up being a single green and white 'Amberlynn Reid Rd' sign. Amber responds with the vapid, mouth-hanging-open Piink Sparkles response.
Rarity!!
MASSIVE AMAZON HAUL!! Multiple packages. We don't understand logistics like Amber does, as she's bewildered by all of the packages. Amber stated that she ordered them to arrive on the same day to get them all consolidated to one parcel. Well, amber didn't use the word 'consolidated', but you know what I mean. Why would you expect them to collect 11 items from different warehouses, package and ship the separate parcels to one distribution hub, then unpack everything and discard those packages to put it in a NEW package for your imagined single parcel delivery? You know how you make that happen? You hurple your ass to your LOCAL STORES, and buy all of this basic shit there! Amber acts like a retard that can't open packages to stretch out the time it took for her to unbox the: eyebrow brush, Elf brow lift, stupid book, stupid book, foundation, stupid book, socks for her 'tennis' shoes (that she'll never wear), hair ties, socks for Jade, shitty hoop earrings, and a watch box for Jade. Basically, all items that she could have bought from her local shops, if she wasn't bedbound that is.
Ambo, if you're "obsessed" with books, may I suggest the book "Goodbye, Things" by Fumio Sasaki?
Amber fusses for TOO LONG pondering about whether she bought Jade socks that she already owns... WHO THE FUCK CARES?! THEY'RE SOCKS!! "Oooh, they fit perfectly". Of course they do... THEY'RE SOCKS!!
Question of the Day!! Two questions this time, because she missed one in the last video.
"What is your favourite beer?" Answer: Amber doesn't like beer, and she hasn't had anything to drink since April (then shows a March drunken livestream clip).
"Do you still read Danielle Steele?". Answer: Yes, but Amber's niche is thrillers, which isn't Steele's vibe.
Author sperg [SKIP]
Amber starts rubbing her hand over her breast, saying the discolouration on her shirt isn't a stain, but her bra. She complains that her bra is 'shaped wrong'. No, it isn't. It, like all of her clothing and shoes, is just the wrong size. Amber blames it on her storing her phone in the cup of her bra all of the time. As your breasts don't fill the cups, I doubt the addition of a cellphone would really stretch it out.
Has to mention her "excoriation" and obsessive/compulsive (self/incompetently diagnosed) disorders for sympathy and filler. Methinks her picking is due to immense boredom and attention-seeking rather than anything else, but that might just be me.
Amber hasn't filmed in 3 days since her last video... I'm no Timelord, but I think it's currently March 10th:
The bad wind storms and the 'cancelled appointment' between her dietician and surgeon (or whatever) was Friday March 3rd (confirmed by both the weather reports and MommaGoob's DMs). It was likely Monday March 6th when the dietician got back in touch with her, and told her that they would get back in touch with her by the end of the week. Since stating that she's filmed a couple "it's the next day" segments, and is now saying it's been another 3 days and is currently Friday.
Doubling down on the bowling lie. Amber claims that she doesn't film around anyone anymore. As Jade could have easily filmed a 5 second clip of Amber standing alone on the lane getting ready to bowl, I'm going to file this as 'Shit that never happened'.
"Maybe someday in my life I'll have someone who doesn't mind being on camera, but right now that's not how it is". But Amber, I thought you said that it was YOUR choice not to put Jade on camera because you were protecting her from your MEEEEN audience? Also... odd wording. Could she be searching for a new wiper on the down low?
Dietician update: 'Next week' is the meeting to discuss Amber's file. Which, if my calculations are correct, would have already happened.
You wouldn't BELIEVE how many people are telling her to go to a different program!
SO MANY RANDOM THINGS going on in Amber's life, but she can't talk about it!
Amber shows a demonstration of the lip mask stuff she's been talking about using constantly.... despite only using it once because she 'likes it so much'.... and has 4 of them (but is thinking about giving 3 away).
Talks about her stupid little LED light - which curses it and makes it give up the ghost.
PO BOX TIME!! The 'partial' (or PARCEL, for those who don't speak dumbfuck) contained "EVERYTHING!!!", which ended up being a single green and white 'Amberlynn Reid Rd' sign. Amber responds with the vapid, mouth-hanging-open Piink Sparkles response.
Rarity!!
MASSIVE AMAZON HAUL!! Multiple packages. We don't understand logistics like Amber does, as she's bewildered by all of the packages. Amber stated that she ordered them to arrive on the same day to get them all consolidated to one parcel. Well, amber didn't use the word 'consolidated', but you know what I mean. Why would you expect them to collect 11 items from different warehouses, package and ship the separate parcels to one distribution hub, then unpack everything and discard those packages to put it in a NEW package for your imagined single parcel delivery? You know how you make that happen? You hurple your ass to your LOCAL STORES, and buy all of this basic shit there! Amber acts like a retard that can't open packages to stretch out the time it took for her to unbox the: eyebrow brush, Elf brow lift, stupid book, stupid book, foundation, stupid book, socks for her 'tennis' shoes (that she'll never wear), hair ties, socks for Jade, shitty hoop earrings, and a watch box for Jade. Basically, all items that she could have bought from her local shops, if she wasn't bedbound that is.
Ambo, if you're "obsessed" with books, may I suggest the book "Goodbye, Things" by Fumio Sasaki?
Amber fusses for TOO LONG pondering about whether she bought Jade socks that she already owns... WHO THE FUCK CARES?! THEY'RE SOCKS!! "Oooh, they fit perfectly". Of course they do... THEY'RE SOCKS!!
Question of the Day!! Two questions this time, because she missed one in the last video.
"What is your favourite beer?" Answer: Amber doesn't like beer, and she hasn't had anything to drink since April (then shows a March drunken livestream clip).
"Do you still read Danielle Steele?". Answer: Yes, but Amber's niche is thrillers, which isn't Steele's vibe.
Author sperg [SKIP]
Amber starts rubbing her hand over her breast, saying the discolouration on her shirt isn't a stain, but her bra. She complains that her bra is 'shaped wrong'. No, it isn't. It, like all of her clothing and shoes, is just the wrong size. Amber blames it on her storing her phone in the cup of her bra all of the time. As your breasts don't fill the cups, I doubt the addition of a cellphone would really stretch it out.
TL;DR: The outcome of the meeting between the dietician and the surgeon has been delayed to 'next week' again. Many people (who don't exist) are telling Amber to go to another WLS. Amber has a bunch of basic shit delievered that she could have bought from local stores if she wasn't bedbound. Amber confirms it's not her trying to protect Jade, but Jade who refuses to be on camera (to Amber's disappointment). So many things are going on in her life, but she can't talk about it. Lots of stupid filler.
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I leave Amber world for a few months and the video I come into has her fondling her boob.
Great.
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I am watching the archive and this is my first Amber video in months. 8 fucking minutes to get to something, there are shorter edited video essays. This fat fucking cunt is clearly ordering items at different times so they are being packaged differently. Amber, you take and take and now you harm the planet.
Kill yourself but seriously waste like that is the most triggering shit because it just makes you look like a giant cunt.
Perfect and balanced as all should be.
Kill yourself but seriously waste like that is the most triggering shit because it just makes you look like a giant cunt.
Perfect and balanced as all should be.
Mr. Ghoul
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Part 2 of ProcrastiTara's Amberlynn Doc just dropped. Haven't watched it yet but I enjoyed her part 1. The rest of her content is worth checking out as well.
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When you poopoo'd in your Huggies
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I recently learned about the source of the first clip in this video, Nothing Forever. I just think it's an appropriate comparison to Amber's nontent, the perpetual recycling of the same old boring shit with a slightly different twist each time, as if it's procedurally generated by AI.
I actually would have wanted her to talk more about what she thought about the book Tender is the Flesh, but Amber being Amber, just drops the ball and refuses to elaborate more. Silly me, getting my hopes up.
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I get so hard in my trousers watching the views plummet on this wobbling fat babbling bitch's channel.
Now that she's basically housebound and has zero friends other than a live-in caretaker who drags a filthy rag across Amber's putrid body once per week; the johnson in my undies continues to swell.
When her heart finally explodes and Jade posts a snivelling video about how sad it is that Big Al is getting pushed into a crematorium; i shall grab my throbbing member and yank it with violent gusto whilst staring at a portrait of Null i have on my bedroom wall.
Now that she's basically housebound and has zero friends other than a live-in caretaker who drags a filthy rag across Amber's putrid body once per week; the johnson in my undies continues to swell.
When her heart finally explodes and Jade posts a snivelling video about how sad it is that Big Al is getting pushed into a crematorium; i shall grab my throbbing member and yank it with violent gusto whilst staring at a portrait of Null i have on my bedroom wall.
that blue peach
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Hi gorls, good to be back. Amber is still fat and her views are still in the trashcan. Love that for her!