Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Sodium-King-90]

This whole "arc" just smells of her Karen-ing because she can't get her perceived "quick fix" as fast as she wants. Demanding to meet the whole team, including the surgeon... It's because she's so used to getting her own way through manipulation. Her delusions of importance are so encompassing that she truly believes she can manipulate professionals into believing she's a "special case" and they must give this to her NOW.

The reality is, she a spoiled, sneaked brat and IF this meeting is real, there's no way they're change their stance. I'm sort of looking forward to the breakdown when she hears the word "no." How will she blame it on someone else? Can she even face the fact she's not unique... just fat, delusional and sad?

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

This sped really said sitting on her porch is her leaving her house. Tell us you're housebound without telling us you're housebound.
I may be in the minority but I don't believe for a second this meeting is a real thing. It's how she's getting out of this arc and still get to play the victim. This whole "don't binge for a year" was bullshit from the jump. She's not inpatient, how the fuck would they even know?

She is better off following the programme now.

If she had done that with that first one (when she had too many sodiums in 700 calories) she would be 350ish pounds now. Instead she's probably pushing 550. Love that for her.

Or she is that stupid.

There have been several studies about the link between obesity and lower IQ. I feel like she's been dumb for too long for it to be fake.

Gaycare era maxi dress:

wipey era:

I saw someone talking about these pics and how her loseen and gaineen weight just means her saggy skin is carrying the weight differently and I think it's true. The shelf looks smaller but her stomach is way bigger.

GROCERY HAUL

I know it's been talked about before but how much food do they need?! There's just SO much crap. Like, she shows 4 heads of broccoli which is absurd, but also a cheese broccoli frozen thing. It's absurd.

 

[Mediogre]

I think she's messing with the timelines again. She's probably already gone to the appt and been fired from the program. Hence all the extra "food" that is definitely not supposed to be on the menu. She will definitely be fired.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

There have been several studies about the link between obesity and lower IQ. I feel like she's been dumb for too long for it to be fake.

The thing about this is that even if she was faking it a decade ago, it's cemented at the "if they fire together, they wire together" neuron level now. Untreated diabetes looks like dementia but not quite as rapidly debilitating. There's no reason to believe she's working or cares to work on anything that'll mitigate, manage or reverse the damage she's done to any of the psychological or physiological systems.

 

[Constellationzero]

I hate the bullshit gravitas of saying "I now officially have" before any appointment. Her speech pattern in general makes me want to swallow a bullet, but in particular her pretending that setting an appointment is some Herculean affair.
She probably uses an automated email response system for setting up appointments, so she doesn't even have to call.
I still maintain that the whole thing is made up though. She is clearly housebound, and there is no way that WLS would progress past filling out interest forms without proof of sustained weight loss; and bitch, a scale don't lie.

You're just seeing more results of clown world. Where the least, bottom barrel basic bitch "effort" is asspatted by people.
Look at alcoholics at an AA meeting, or the psych ward day programs.
Asspats for shit you just DO is lauded as stunning and brave by once well-meaning mental health staff who, themselves, have a whole host of problems.

 

[Xenomorph]

She has PAC heart rhytum she addressed this when her and dusty moved into the townhouse.. wonder when it's gonna turn into AFIB.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Imagine going to a weightloss meeting demanding the surgery while gaining what looks like 35lbs since they last spoke to you.

 

[dfranki723]

One of the few satisfactions I have in life is knowing that this cow will NEVER moo her way into a “hot girl summer”.

she’d still have enough loose skin to be Hannibal Lechters wet fucking dream.

I enjoy this knowledge too. She thinks she's hot shit anyway but if she were to suddenly lose 400lbs due to some magical illness (ha, you wish Fatty) she would look awful. The loose skin would not only cause a new host of hygiene issues but it would age her 25 years. She already looks wrinkly and rough without the filters.

Her lifetime of greed and refusal to take care of her body means she'll retain her vulgar appearance until the day she dies, no matter what.

 

[Goatchoker]

I enjoy this knowledge too. She thinks she's hot shit anyway but if she were to suddenly lose 400lbs due to some magical illness (ha, you wish Fatty) she would look awful. The loose skin would not only cause a new host of hygiene issues but it would age her 25 years. She already looks wrinkly and rough without the filters.

Her lifetime of greed and refusal to take care of her body means she'll retain her vulgar appearance until the day she dies, no matter what.

I think that is the best part for me.
Had an aunt who was bigger (NOT alr sized) lose a good chunk of weight and looked so different, not terrible, just her age at LEAST. If hamber ever gets to even 399.9el bees. She is going to look fucking haggard.
This is also why I believe she doesn’t realllllly want to lose weight, she will look 40+ and jiggle in ways she’s never known she can jiggle. And those layggggs are not going to cooperate.
If she really wanted to fucking lose weight she can, because she doesn’t have BED, remember. Just a fat glutton with too much money available at her beetus fingers. She just doesn’t want to. This is ambers own self made hell and I love that for her.

 

[Constellationzero]

I enjoy this knowledge too. She thinks she's hot shit anyway but if she were to suddenly lose 400lbs due to some magical illness (ha, you wish Fatty) she would look awful. The loose skin would not only cause a new host of hygiene issues but it would age her 25 years. She already looks wrinkly and rough without the filters.

Her lifetime of greed and refusal to take care of her body means she'll retain her vulgar appearance until the day she dies, no matter what.

Not just loose skin.

* Fucked up gait
* Bone issues/deformity
* Infections
* Even with skin removal, the body remains deformed
* She's older. Lack of collagen and elasticity

She will look hideous regardless. Love that for hurr!

 

[I call shenanigans]

The reality is, she a spoiled, sneaked brat and IF this meeting is real, there's no way they're change their stance. I'm sort of looking forward to the breakdown when she hears the word "no." How will she blame it on someone else? Can she even face the fact she's not unique... just fat, delusional and sad?

Unless the dietician and her psych manager have had a guts full of her constant emails questioning their decisions, (in which case they may ask for her to be discharged from the program), there might be some leeway. I would anticipate that in order to accept that she isn’t a binge eater, they may well set a weightloss goal and say once she attains that goal they’ll reconsider her for surgical approval. I’d expect that goal though to be 50-75lb weight loss. That’ll take her at least a year given her past form anyway. She wants an exact date to work towards because of her OCPD need for control. Setting an exact weight loss goal will give her that, because the “just lose 1lb“ was always bullshit. They certainly won’t bow to her demands to have surgery now even when she does break out the tears and throw a tantrum, which we all know she’s going to do. The more she tries to fight them over their guidelines, the more likely they are to tell her to find another bariatric clinic. I suspect she never registered the part of 1000lb sisters where even Tammy had to lose 60-70lbs before she was approved. She just saw that same surgeon give Tammy WLS and figured he’d do surgery on her as well.

 

[ADHD]

One of the funniest posts I've ever read on the Farms was @Turd Blossom's "messages between FatAl and her dietician" after the My Dietician Blocked Me video. It was hilarious and probably pretty accurate and I wish I could find it again.

It was golden.

Is this what you were thinking of?

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Not just loose skin.

* Fucked up gait
* Bone issues/deformity
* Infections
* Even with skin removal, the body remains deformed
* She's older. Lack of collagen and elasticity

She will look hideous regardless. Love that for hurr!

Oh Christ, I never thought about what her gait would look like if she actually ever became the size of only one or two humans. Yards and yards of loose skin PLUS walking like she’s just been ploughed by some fucking Mandingo for the last week. Bitch be looking like a goddamn mutant, saddle sore flying squirrel.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Are we back now?

Caught up with the thread finally. It was like listening. To Hamber. Try. To be dramatic. Or intelligent, or fashionable or anything else she tries and woefully fails to do (which, lesbereal, is everything).

I wound up watching the reaction channels to hear her latest rounds of bullshit, but no recap because I don't like to be influenced by what they say, but I will echo one sentiment I found - and rightfully so - across the board.

Listen here, you fat fuck: if you don't want to talk about something, don't fucking bring it up. What I'd love is for NO ONE (including me) to mention it at all the next time she pulls this shit. Just skip right over it, and starve her of energy/attention for that vaguelogging about it.

I think this WLS arc is fake as hell. Nothing she says about any of it makes sense. She's getting fatter, chasing down that 2019 "vibe", and I think that story about the dietitian meeting with the surgeon, and the cancel because of the storm, then oh, now it will be next week, and on and on, was her just trying to string this out. The views are still not there for it, and I have to say I am loving every second of it.

Her leaving the house: bullshit. We know you're housebound, Fatty. She can't even put together a vlog of one day. It's multiple days, and old clips tossed in to get over the adsense line. She isn't doing anything outside the stankpartment, although I would pay real money for video of her trying to bowl.

My guess: 560-ish pounds. She's capable of putting on another 40 in just a couple months - say, May 15. Let that be your goal, OCPD/OCDLynn, you fat, lying cunt.

 

[Salvador Dali]

explaining my diet, starting therapy, & exercising scares me | vlog

Spoiler: Archive

I am hoping the archive will work after maintenance is done Inshallah.

 

[VirginMary]

God, I hate when Chantal does me dirty and quits YouTube. Bitch, it makes me watch Amber and we all know you're coming back so stop the bullshit.

Put a fucking bra on you beast. Those bags have been severely affected by gravity. I don't need this kind of trauma in my life.

Also, this thing is trying to give me exercise tips. Sure gym bro. Tell me again about reps.
I want to see this monster do her exercise. I'll pay.

STEP ON THE FUCKING SCALE YOU FAT GRIZZLY!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Also, this thing is trying to give me exercise tips. Sure gym bro. Tell me again about reps.
I want to see this monster do her exercise. I'll pay.

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STEP ON THE FUCKING SCALE YOU FAT GRIZZLY!

That says March 2022. About the same time she was (once again) talking talking talking about diet & exercise.

Some animals have spring rituals devoted to finding a mate and making babies, and then there's the Heffalump, with its eating and "sure I lift" ritual.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

The best part of “my dietician blocked me” was the fact that she was hounding her on thanksgiving at like 3 am when the woman was definitely sleeping. She did the same thing to Zachary Michael when she asked him out to do a reaction video, and he didn’t respond to her fast enough because it was the middle of the night.

I was going to say that. Imagine how awful you have to be to have someone block you. Then she made it out to be not her fault.

The same thing happened with the producer for tlc she was emailing. She hounded them so much they stopped answering her.

This sped really said sitting on her porch is her leaving her house. Tell us you're housebound without telling us you're housebound.
I may be in the minority but I don't believe for a second this meeting is a real thing. It's how she's getting out of this arc and still get to play the victim. This whole "don't binge for a year" was bullshit from the jump. She's not inpatient, how the fuck would they even know?

I doubt she does that. She lives on the first floor and her porch is open on a busy street. No way she would sit where people could see her and maybe take pictures (even if they knew who she was or not.) Unless she counts the few times she has waited on the porch, while Jade went to pull the car around. I doubt she has ever waddled to the parking garage herself.

Imagine going to a weightloss meeting demanding the surgery while gaining what looks like 35lbs since they last spoke to you.

She will tell them it's her "new highest weight" so she only needs to lose their one pound requirement.

I think that is the best part for me.
Had an aunt who was bigger (NOT alr sized) lose a good chunk of weight and looked so different, not terrible, just her age at LEAST. If hamber ever gets to even 399.9el bees. She is going to look fucking haggard.
This is also why I believe she doesn’t realllllly want to lose weight, she will look 40+ and jiggle in ways she’s never known she can jiggle. And those layggggs are not going to cooperate.
If she really wanted to fucking lose weight she can, because she doesn’t have BED, remember. Just a fat glutton with too much money available at her beetus fingers. She just doesn’t want to. This is ambers own self made hell and I love that for her.

Her skin would be grossly loose if she actually managed to lose weight. And I agree she would look much older. I think she already looks older than she is, and it seemed to happen quickly too. And she has no excuse for it either. I've known people that aged quickly, but they had stressful jobs, life or job changes, health issues or family with health issues, or money problems, etc.

Amber has none of those excuses. Hell, she doesn't even have any good stress. You know, the stressed out feeling we get packing and going on vacation, stuff like that? She sits at home eating and watching YT all day. Even though she complains that is hard work. She has no idea what work even is.

ETA-scared of exercise, why don't you use that expensive, sit down, exercise machine that wipey (or you) wasted $600 on? God she is so fucking dumb.

 

[dfranki723]

HA.
''My reading has matured''. You dumb fuck. Your taste in books cannot mature when you blatantly don't even read them and simply to choose to give the synopsis based on reviews you've seen.

The ongoing cosplay as an intelligent quirky girl who just looooooves to read is hilarious. She's thick as pig shit and thinks the books are bulletproof evidence of her high IQ.
''I have people who love me''. Rarity is probably the only living creature that cares about you and you're not even deserving of that.

Spoiler

Smug and dead as fuck.
My fucking God. I don't think this cunting blob has ever experienced anxiety. Ever. Your heart is beating fast because YOU ARE AN OBESE PIG. You wouldn't be visibly gaining weight if you were doing any exercise at all. It takes such little effort to lose weight at her size and she's still gaining.

Nobody thinks you're on a pre-op diet you retard. People are talking about the fact YOU ARE STILL PIGGING OUT which indicates you're incapable of following what would eventually be a pre-op diet. Fuck me.
Another vlog where she is even more insufferable

 

[marjoram]

Is this what you were thinking of?
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Omg. It is indeed. Thank you so much @ADHD. Yer the bestest!