Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I call shenanigans]

Thanks @Null.

So while her thread was messed up we’ve had the news that not only does she need to have 12 psych sessions, but they will re-evaluate their stance on her surgery in 3-4 months. I’m actually not that surprised by this, although would be very surprised if she stuck with her diet long enough to be considered a suitable surgical candidate at the end of that time. There’s also clearly something else going on with that clinic that she’s hiding from her viewers, even though shes hinted at it even before a surgeon consult. I wonder if that’s a sleep test (or resultant CPAP use) that she’s too embarrassed to tell us about. As of what she’s released so far, in the actual bariatric clinic she has only been seen/evaluated by a bariatric GP (who is the one that has ordered all her testing), a dietician, and the dietician’s psychologist boss. Given her timing is always behind, I wouldn’t be surprised if she has now met with the surgeon and has a much more realistic weight loss goal.

Shame that if surgery is now potentially in 4 months that neither you or Jade can afford to spending money on an engagement ring that isn’t cheap costume jewellery.

 

[Mediogre]

Jade doesn't buy anything. It's always Amber and the cheap stuff satisfies her because she wants gaudy not tasteful, timeless or quality.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Thanks @Null.

So while her thread was messed up we’ve had the news that not only does she need to have 12 psych sessions, but they will re-evaluate their stance on her surgery in 3-4 months. I’m actually not that surprised by this, although would be very surprised if she stuck with her diet long enough to be considered a suitable surgical candidate at the end of that time.

I would assume that they asked her to lose 40-80 pounds during this period. The difference here is that she will need to take full responsibility if she does reach the goal. In the past, she would quit a diet on a whim and blame it on Becky or her mentalz. Now, it does not matter what the reason for failing is; she will not get the surgery. For the first time in a long long time, she will need to meet a goal and it won't be easy.

There’s also clearly something else going on with that clinic that she’s hiding from her viewers, even though shes hinted at it even before a surgeon consult. I wonder if that’s a sleep test (or resultant CPAP use) that she’s too embarrassed to tell us about.

Amber tells us that there is nothing wrong with her. She sticks with the "big but healthy" mantra. At the same time, she tells us that she needs surgery to save her life. You could be right that she was tested for sleep apnea, and needs to use a CPAP for a few months. It would fit the timeline.

As of what she’s released so far, in the actual bariatric clinic she has only been seen/evaluated by a bariatric GP (who is the one that has ordered all her testing), a dietician, and the dietician’s psychologist boss. Given her timing is always behind, I wouldn’t be surprised if she has now met with the surgeon and has a much more realistic weight loss goal.

As always, Amber is vague on information especially if it does not meet her narrative. The only thing that maintains her channel at this time is the WLS arc.

Shame that if surgery is now potentially in 4 months that neither you or Jade can afford to spending money on an engagement ring that isn’t cheap costume jewellery.

Don't you remember that Amber told us that she is not ready to get married? I do not think that Jade is interested to get married to Amber, and she knows it. I bet that Amber is smart enough not to push the issue. Otherwise, she would be looking for another girlfriend.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Thank you, @Null.

I had a Plot Summary mostly typed up, but then my computer crashed and I lost it. I'm NOT watching her again, so here is the jist of the video (which she dated March 24, 2023):

Spoiler: change in surgery timeline, going back to school, & being interviewed by you

Question/Comment of the day will now be audio clips sent by her audience - I guess to prove to the haydurs that Amber's not making them up. I can't wait until we get a variant of the 'Becky's Urologist Voicemail' situation type deal, and we start hearing Jade trying to alter her voice for the clips.

Amber's taking an online psychology class. She says she'll get a 'diploma certificate' for it's completion. She said she chose it to do something productive with her time, as all she thinks about and does is YouTube. She describes it as kind of feeling like therapy, and it also sounds like she's pestering her professor some. I wouldn't be surprised if she was doing it so she can better manipulate people in regards to her 'mentulz', as well as looking busy when Jade is beside her working, but maybe that's just me. She also retcons her Brown Mackie college experience to make her the victim (ex. The teachers MANIPULATED her into taking Criminal Justice, she HAD to move across the country after the first year, etc).

Amber opens stuff from per PO Box. She got a large jar of Montreal Steak Spice (then complained to her audience to stop sending her food - not even spices, protein powder, or fibre suppliments - yeah, they should send her more pee pads)! She then got 3 books. One I can't remember, but the other two were 'Bronze Era Mindset' (or something like that), and 'Weight Loss Surgery Does NOT Treat Food Addiction'. Amber was quick to push that book away.

Amber admits that her WLS updates aren't the whole story. Things are happening behind the scenes that she doesn't want to talk about, and she's excluding them from her explainations. Amber thinks that leaving out these details and telling an incomplete and non-sensical version of the story is being "transparent". She promises she'll EVENTUALLY tell us (which would be a first, if she does).

She has monthy appointments with the dietician, and her last appointment was a couple of days ago. Supposedly, the dietician told her that she's doing everything 'exactly right', and she's making progress 'where she can'. Amber says the dietician told her (exact quote) "What we expect from you (and from all patients) is imperfection". Amber admits that she was "Off track for a while" and "had major setbacks". She says she no longer has to wait a year for WLS, but now instead has to show progress after 3-4 months. Amber doesn't explain exactly what this means, or what happens after she shows progress 3-4 months from now, just saying again that stuff is going on that she doesn't want to talk about for her own well-being.

So, basically, her whole blurb of "just because I don't show my weight loss, it doesn't mean I'm off track" was total bullshit and her audience WAS CORRECT that she was off track. Sounds like she's made no meaningful progress with weightloss since starting this nonsense at the end of November 2022 (due to whatever bullshit excuse she's given them). And they are treating her with kid-gloves, telling her things like "well, just TRY for the next few months". She STILL hasn't realized that her bullshit is dragging the process out even FURTHER and they won't approve her until she meets all of their criteria (including a specific amount of weight loss) and shows that she can resist the urge to eat entire slop-buckets full of food. I'm sure once she completes this small 'try' goal, they just keep giving her 'one more little goal', so she doesn't realize that they're still making her weight wait the full year+.

LOL! (Added a screenshot because she was so quick to ditch the book, you'd miss it if you blinked):

 

[Salvador Dali]

get ready for therapy with me​

Spoiler: Archive

 

[BBJ_4_Ever]

Her left eye looks worse than ever, almost like fighting for her life gave her a punch.

 

[Goatchoker]

LMFAO THOSE GOD AWFUL EYEBROWS.
“Fighting for my lyfe”
Gross ass raccoon beetus eyes. Thin ass lips lol. Love that for her.
NO ONE CARES what she’s keeping from “us” put up or shut the fuck up.
Such a boring fucking video.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

LMFAO THOSE GOD AWFUL EYEBROWS.
“Fighting for my lyfe”
Gross ass raccoon beetus eyes. Thin ass lips lol. Love that for her.
NO ONE CARES what she’s keeping from “us” put up or shut the fuck up.
Such a boring fucking video.

Damn, and here I was thinking her eyebrows looked much better. Somebody must have slipped something into my morning coffee.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Putting this part of the arc through the bullshit filter, I assume the WLS doctor/nurse told her they'd see her in 3 months to see if she can stick to their plan and that became she's having surgery! Can't wait for the tard rage when they tell her no again.

That exercise list was something. This fatass supposedly did 45 crunches (doubt), high knees (double doubt), seated leg kicks (not even standing like we've seen before), and her max walk in place was 1:20. Strange considering she has 4 hour sex marathons with Jade and bowling with friends. It's almost like it's all entirely bullshit.

The teachers MANIPULATED her into taking Criminal Justice

Add them to the list of people so obsessed with her they knew her story and just thought she was amazing. "They said I'd be perfect because I knew the ins and outs of foster care" girl what? That's not how any of this works.

Things are happening behind the scenes

Like always. Either talk about them or shut the fuck up.

Getting as moon faced as 2019. There is 100% chance that book is already in a dumpster.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

And she shat out another one. Since I'm still here, engage!!

Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes or less!

Spoiler: get ready for therapy with me

Prentends to feel self-conscious about being on camera with no makeup on. This is a get-ready-with-me, chit-chatty video.

Cow-print blouse... Nah, too easy. Something seems off with her face today. I don't know if it's just the lighting, but the left side of her face seems really red, puffy, and blotchy. Was she using a filter and suddenly stopped?

Today is her first therapy session of 12 with her psychologist... well, her NEW psychologist. You know, the one to replace the one she got 2 months ago, which was a replacement to the one she got in 2022? Not important. Anyway...

Filling out TONS of paperwork last weekend for this therapy. She had to DOWNLOAD them AND sign them electronically... SO MUCH WORK. Amber blames her incompetency on being the last generation before internet. I guess she doesn't realize that modems (acoustic couplers) and BBS' were around a solid DECADE+ before she was born, and the 'internet' was available to civilians since she was a wee tator-tot, coreogriffing dances and eating meth rocks off of her parent's driveway.

She needs 12 'successful' therapy sessions to be approved for weight loss. Sadly, the psychologist doesn't accept insurance. Amazing how EVERY SINGLE specialist she goes to just doesn't accept insurance. Just admit you don't have insurance, Ambo.

Amber has a lot of experience with therapy.... she's got the 3-sessions-then-switch-therapists routine down to an ART! Reminds us again about her being in the foster care system, and how because of that therapy has been an on and off thing for her.

OMFG THE EYEBROWS!!! FREEZE FRAME!!!

Wants to document her whole WLS experience, I mean part of it, I mean what makes her comfortable. No one cares about your 'full story' - people care that you look like you are getting fatter and fatter while talking about how dedicated you are to 'saving your life'.

Blathering about makeup... but Rarity does pop into the background to try and get attention from Amber.

She keeps going on about how nervous and out of sorts she is. There is nothing to be nervous about... unless you are trying to manipulate your therapist into giving you a particular diagnosis.

All of the money she's wasted on mounds of makeup, yet half of what she's using she admits to being expired.

Oop, it suddenly cut off with the placard "To Be Continued..."

TL;DR: Absolute trash. Amber's getting ready for her first of 12 therapy sessions. So nervous. It's a rambling mess that has jump-cuts galore because of everything she's hiding from the audience.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Getting as moon faced as 2019. There is 100% chance that book is already in a dumpster.

I think she's already there. She's not going to moonface like she did in 2019 regardless of how much more fat she magically generates from evolving photosynthesis, the days of her face keeping tight are long gone. You can see this in her feeder porn shot in the pink.

 

[D_Tractor]

Bronze Age Mindset is lidurly a far right/fascist book.
Someone send her some Julius Evola next.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Hello everyone.

It was based of O2B to laugh in his latest video when she said she couldn’t eat 5 eggs.

I’ve discovered that the reason amber says “foood” now is she’s attempting a New York accent similar to Jade.

One thing I’ve been doing while at work is watching Willos reactions to the Becky era starting from day one. He’s on day 30 now and amber was sick with the flu or a cold EVERY day it was incredible!

 

[Salvador Dali]

Bronze Age Mindset is lidurly a far right/fascist book.
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Watching her pull that out felt so surreal. This has to be the same person who sent her Infinite Jest. They need to send her Harassment Architecture and also Industrial Society and Its Future. We need Hamber to get into eco-fascism just so she can stop using single-use plastics.

 

[NoReturn]

Watching her pull that out felt so surreal. This has to be the same person who sent her Infinite Jest. They need to send her Harassment Architecture and also Industrial Society and Its Future. We need Hamber to get into eco-fascism just so she can stop using single-use plastics.

It will be the most hilarious turn of events if Amberlynn goes full ecofacist and that's what encourages her to get healthy. I will laugh forever.

 

[that blue peach]

Watching her pull that out felt so surreal. This has to be the same person who sent her Infinite Jest. They need to send her Harassment Architecture and also Industrial Society and Its Future. We need Hamber to get into eco-fascism just so she can stop using single-use plastics.

Ikr. And the dumbass doesn't even know she's getting trolled because she thinks that as long as it's a book, it's gud fer de brain. I highly doubt she's ever going to talk about either of those books but god I hope she does. I hope she tries to give one of those retarded plot summaries (that she found online) and then comes up with even more retarded reasons as to why she doesn't "vibe" with it.

 

[dfranki723]

Looking like absolute fucking shit. Dry, wrinkly and crusty. Skin looking like gravel.

Muh therapy, muh foster child.
Nobody wants to hear your lies about these supposed sessions. You lie to the professionals and you lie to your audience ABOUT the professionals, why would anyone care to hear that bullshit?
She's lucky there are still retards who buy into her fantastical stories.

It feels different this time? Kinda like the last fifty times? Yuh huh.

Fatty must've had a falling out with Jade. That'd explain the state she's in and the fact she's not forcing that gross hyper/screeching persona.
I always love seeing miserable WhaleLynn popping out to say hello.

 

[TardiX]

Amber has a lot of experience with therapy.... she's got the 3-sessions-then-switch-therapists routine down to an ART!

That's because she only likes the beginning part where she gets to live out her victim fantasy through story telling but will dip out before the work begins.

Same reason she's dying to tell us her tRAuMatiZING cHiLDhOoD SToRY but doesn't want everyone poking holes in it.

 

[Bilibin]

Bronze Age Mindset is lidurly a far right/fascist book.
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Considering all the challenges Amber has endured growing up, all the adversity she's faced, I'd highly recommend this book called My Struggle by this one Austrian fella. It's a best seller.

 

[Xenomorph]

Dusty proposed to her newest swine qween with an almost identical ring to the Promice Ring Dusty gave her for their one year anniversary.