Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[notfoodienotbeauty]

To add to @Situation Type Deal Gorl @Xenomorph I remember when she was living with K, she claimed to not know you had to pay back a student loan (despite the name loan in it) and then went on to snottly say "but I can't work anyway, because k's parents are never home and I need one of them to drive me to work." That probably isn't word for word what she said, but close. I remember thinking what an ungrateful bitch. At the time she was 24 or 25 and had virtual strangers paying for her to sit at home doing nothing and going out to eat multiple times a day. She never had problems finding a ride when she wanted to go to Walmart or a restaurant, but get ride to work, nope, not ever.

 

[The Heartthrob]

Is it more of a narcissistic trait or more of an addict trait that all these fat hoes have some made up story about how their doctor says they're perfectly healthy?

 

[Miltank]

Is it more of a narcissistic trait or more of an addict trait that all these fat hoes have some made up story about how their doctor says they're perfectly healthy?

compulsive liar trait

 

[I call shenanigans]

Is it more of a narcissistic trait or more of an addict trait that all these fat hoes have some made up story about how their doctor says they're perfectly healthy?

It’s not understanding what “healthy” is, and being completely delusional.

In Amber’s case she’s admitted to being told by a surgeon she has sleep apnoea, and also has admitted to extreme fatty liver, gallstone sludge, to anaemia, to lymph/lipedema, and to many mental health issues. As well as having a BMI of 99-100. That’s only what she admits to. There could, and likely is, a lot more she’s not admitting to. Sounds “perfectly healthy” to me.

 

[Angel Dust 2]

I am so curious.

How many of you farmers have read House Of Leaves?

It was such an obscure book until a few years ago. I have a couple copies but my favorite is the first printing. ALSO. Anyone read the whalestoe letters?

I saw a bootleg performance of the fifty year sword a while back. That was neat.

 

[Polska krowa]

Those views and ratios......yikes.

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Have explained it before in this thread, so won't write it out in detail. But your plugin that "reveals dislikes" is extremely inaccurate and skewed towards inflated dislike numbers, especially for channels that are dying, like Amber's. These values are not true, and worthless

Edit: here is my post on it

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Hadn’t really paid attention to her videos in some time and for some reason, I watched more closely today. I don’t remember what weight she’s claiming to be these days but she has completely run out of any pretence of a fat girl angle. She is freaking massive and her age, weight and gravity are doing her no favours. The smallest movement has her jiggling.

She’s “baby stepped” herself into a no win situation at this point. All bullshit about WLS aside, if she’s not chair or bed bound, she’s dammed close.

I also decided to watch the latest archive for the first time in forever, and had to tap out in the middle of the "Easter molment" (probably the twentieth or thirtieth time I heard "Babe-uh"). More useless garbage to clutter up the dwelling and then dump on Goodwill later. Of course, for this soulless individual, Easter is all about cheap gee-gaws and chocolate. She thinks everything is about consuming something.

How old is this waste of space now, 33? 34? She still has the speech and emotional maturity of a 13- year-old, and I am being generous. Her entire life is a huge joke at this point, and it is her own fault. I just cannot wrap my head around the fact that she seems to have regressed mentally (if that's even possible for her). I know no one in real life who is this ridiculously childish. And I include a couple of bona fide mentally disabled folks in the family.

I dunno. Nothing really new to say, except I honestly cannot wrap my head around the fact that somehow she continues to pull in cash for being useless, vapid, and self-obsessed. Go ahead, call me jealous...but I'm not. Just a little hurt lol.

 

[FatalTater]

She is clearly trying to fuel rage by doing stupid shit like saying a dress is trauma based, but she blown past the point of people being mad to people just laughing at her. So even rage clicking won't work anymore.

Honestly I don't even think people laugh at her the way they used to.
She might still inspire an eye roll occasionally.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

I think that something is going to give here soon. She has coasted by on her fat cycle for so long that "no one cares".
She is clearly trying to fuel rage by doing stupid shit like saying a dress is trauma based, but she blown past the point of people being mad to people just laughing at her. So even rage clicking won't work anymore.
I think she realizes that her lifestyle is not going to be sustainable on a dwindling income, and that she has zero chance of making anything anywhere else.
That monkey Jade is not fucking her either, except to get as much money as possible before placing out.
The WLS shit was a lie from the outset, and that is plain as day. Consistent weight gain, coupled with her public displays of delusion would disqualify her from any program.
She may actually be coming to a hard left turn that she is just too heavy to make...and the crash is going to be so funny to watch.
Her end is going to be similar to how the mother in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape ended. They are going to have to take out a wall to remove her dead body before finding an oversized hole to dump her in. Love that for her.
SO...keep doing what your doing fatty. It is white trash entertainment at its finest.

Didn’t Gilbert grape burn the house down with her in it or am I misremembering?

 

[Hippy Dippy]

My thought is that she said she had read “House of Leaves” because when she opened it, she realized that it was used and worn. She immediately untouched it because she’s terrified of anything that has been touched by other humans. You know. TERRIFIED.

 

[FarmVille]

There you go, the one thing that could make her channel more insufferable, she could read aloud from House of Leaves.

 

[marjoram]

To add to @Situation Type Deal Gorl @Xenomorph I remember when she was living with K, she claimed to not know you had to pay back a student loan (despite the name loan in it) and then went on to snottly say "but I can't work anyway, because k's parents are never home and I need one of them to drive me to work." That probably isn't word for word what she said, but close. I remember thinking what an ungrateful bitch. At the time she was 24 or 25 and had virtual strangers paying for her to sit at home doing nothing and going out to eat multiple times a day. She never had problems finding a ride when she wanted to go to Walmart or a restaurant, but get ride to work, nope, not ever.

FatAl did do one chore at Krystal's. She made their dog and cats extremely FAT.

Also-House of Leaves is pretentious, gimmicky crap. Imho, of course. It's hardly great literature, just very annoying. YMMV I guess.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

I'd love to hear her attempts at reading a novel aloud, to the class. I bet she'd make middle schoolers sound competent in comparison

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

RIP to the StUnNeEeEeEn 24 carat gold plated necklace that will be shoved to the back of the eeareens drawer never to see the light of day again.

 

[Cornfed]

Mabey I'm remembering wrong, it's been about 20 years since I saw it. I do remember the fat as fuck mother not being able to be removed. I have to check myself next time.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

I'd love to hear her attempts at reading a novel aloud, to the class. I bet she'd make middle schoolers sound competent in comparison

I have been wanting this for a while. She is fully unable to articulate anything in a review, so just give us some passages at the very least. Her screeching to Jade on how to pronounce common nouns will be funny at least once. My vote for her book to read to the class is The Three-Body Problem, plenty of scientific jargon and Chinese names. Optimistic I know, she can't even read a nutrition label.

 

[TardiX]

scientific jargon and Chinese names

Plenty of normal people mess this shit up. Big Ham can't read "imperfect" or "fury" correctly. Not to mention pronouncing things like "moment" and "both" fatly. No need to try and trip her up

 

[hatehobbyist]

RIP to the StUnNeEeEeEn 24 carat gold plated necklace that will be shoved to the back of the eeareens drawer never to see the light of day again.

Did you see the viewer that sent it to her is in the comments section asking people to leave her alone, screeching about how her "company" is to be a legacy for her deceased daughter, because people were leaving it bad reviews just because Amber shared the info? These people NEVER learn that if you choose to interact with the cow, you will not escape unscathed.

 

[Constellationzero]

I have been wanting this for a while. She is fully unable to articulate anything in a review, so just give us some passages at the very least. Her screeching to Jade on how to pronounce common nouns will be funny at least once. My vote for her book to read to the class is The Three-Body Problem, plenty of scientific jargon and Chinese names. Optimistic I know, she can't even read a nutrition label.

* Solaris
* The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
* Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit
* The Well of Lonliness
* Orlando
* A Room of One's Own
* Mrs. Dalloway
* Life at Blandings

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

FatAl did do one chore at Krystal's. She made their dog and cats extremely FAT.

Those dogs STOLE the food from the cabinet, shitlord!

* Solaris
* The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
* Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit
* The Well of Lonliness
* Orlando
* A Room of One's Own
* Mrs. Dalloway
* Life at Blandings

I vote Orlando, although she would hate it because the dude's a dude at the beginning and doesn't change into a woman until late. I'd vote for Mrs. Dalloway as a sub. 'Cause Hamber's a lesbean, you know.

Maybe she could review a movie? Antonia's Line. Great film. Ah, but dang, It's a Dutch film with English subtitles. Come on, Sitch, if she wanted to read, she'd read a book, shitlord. Or she could watch The Hours instead of reading Mrs. Dalloway. Great book, terrific movie.

Also-House of Leaves is pretentious, gimmicky crap. Imho, of course. It's hardly great literature, just very annoying. YMMV I guess.

We share that humble opinion. Pretentious, navel-gazing, ain't-I-clever bullshit in the same realm for me as (yes) Infinite Jest, Ulysses, etc. I hate all three with an equal passion.