Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[maybe a pigeon]

Amber's wardrobe puzzles me. For someone who has done countless hauls and owns masses of clothes, she doesn't appear to vary her outfits much. It has been one oversized t-shirt after another, no doubt paired with no pants and a giant blanket.

Could it be that she has gained so much weight--and her post-menopausal body has changed shape enough--that the vast majority of her clothes don't fit???

How can that be? She's working with a dietician, y'all. And a psyCHOLogist.

At any rate, her last few vlogs and the sighting outside of the apartment have gladdened my heart.

First of all, Grandma-era ALR is back in full force. Who else would think to pair a sheer lace overdress with a stretchy pink dress from a completely different ensemble? Who else would wear a literal Halloween costume in April?

Sure, she's lacking the Pebbles Flintstone hair bow of yore, as well as the circa 2015 statement necklaces, but in her most recent lewk, look at the masterful combination of red and black she's wearing. It's a matchy-matchy symphony obviously chosen to coordinate with the Mazda she so much resembles. And the cherry on top--pun intended--is her choice to accessorize her outfit with her sized Medium (not Mini) Kate Spade cherry backpack.

Here it is modeled by another lovely young lady. For the curious, the dimensions are just under 10 inches squared x 4 inches deep.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

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Her body really is melting to the ground. Look at her leg in the first one. Beyond being as massive as an elephant's, the weight of her thigh is really sinking over her knees now. Hamber's going to be wearing an extra fat suit over her existing one. Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.

Little kids definitely roast her ass in public. They have zero filter.

 

[Constellationzero]

GIBBIE DEM LAYRGS GORL

Everyone in this thread knows I am been waiting for those gams for years gorlie.
I wanna see dem fetid, soggy, sloshy, sweaty, leaking, weeping, bleeding, splitting ,bumpy, mottled, purple, varicose veined , lumpy, crusty, musty, skin cracked, poc marked LAYRGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It’s not THAT MUCH TO ASK. Lol also your description made me dry heave a bit so good job.
It’s the one thing we need. And we constantly get cockblocked lol

C'mon, don't you want them gnarly flattened bare feet, swolleeen and puffy, with them toes and toenails? Becky brought me to the edge with that famous one shot, but she walked away without kicking me over.
You just know that the second them Wommart ballerina flats (Made in China) come off, the paint bubbles off the walls and the wallpaper slides an inch or two closer to the floor.
Shit, that rubmark from the door might be paint peacing out after just such an airing. Wonder how long Jade lets it go between toenail clippings. Surprised a hayydurr hasn't "sent" her a PedEgg (As seen on TV). Unlimited, organic, free-range BESPOKE parmesan cheese in unlimited amounts for our Gorl's Carabba's nights in!

 

[Suspicious Activity]

As always, it's not the addicts, but the ENABLERS that fascinate me. Addicts gonna do what they gonna do- that's their job. Enablers have a choice.

Jade walked into this fully formed mess. She wasn't yet codependent to a rapid gainer. If you're gonna whore yourself out, there's wealthier, better located and less stanky people to seek arrangement with.

And I mean WHORE. Moving your black ass from NYC to the buttfucking South to mimic an interracial "lesbian" "relationship". THIS is how you want to spend your 20s? Driving moderately incomed 600 pounders around? Sell out better, bitch.

I suspect this is an unspoken arrangement where each have things to gain. They’re not sexually intimate. I’m sure.
Jade gets: a huge amount of Ambers money. Despite her channel decline she still makes a lot more money than most people do in a mediocre job.
She get a nice place to live, unaffordable by herself.
She gets to feel like the one in charge now that Amber can’t physically do anything of value….if that’s her thing. Ambers already complained that Jade and her work hours dictate what Amber can and can’t do. Jades got the power, there.
We don’t know Jade at all. She might enjoy being in charge and having tasks to fulfil for Amber, who she probably looks down on. That’s a thing. Then there’s all those holiday and birthday gifts. No one loves exchanging gifts more than Amber and her girlfriend usually comes off very well out of this.

Maybe Ambers actually paying her when she gets her to do the chores and caring for her. Perhaps Jade is saving up (paying little or no rent) to leave when Amber dies, or when she’s had enough of the whining.

I’d love to think that Jade has the long term grift going on and plans to open a YouTube when she leaves and spill all Ambers secrets and all her lies. I know that’s way too optimistic. The fact that she wants to remain off camera actually indicates that she’s doing a bunk after she’s drained Amber of as much money as she can.

 

[Gimme the skinny]

Holy fat batman

Holy bat wings fatman she has perpetual T. rex arms!!!!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

GIBBIE DEM LAYRGS GORL

Everyone in this thread knows I am been waiting for those gams for years gorlie.
I wanna see dem fetid, soggy, sloshy, sweaty, leaking, weeping, bleeding, splitting ,bumpy, mottled, purple, varicose veined , lumpy, crusty, musty, skin cracked, poc marked LAYRGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

A description worth the term "work of art".

I swear I've posted this before but I cant find it in the search...

Thanks, gorl.

he zippy little Mazda SUV has a maximum payload of 1,019 pounds. Amber is over half the payload. And you're supposed to be able to get 5 people in this thing. Amber is 550. The front passenger seat and front right tire are holding half the entire payload. This car must drive like shit.
Jade is 230.. So combined they are 780 leaving a TINY amount left for just over 200 pounds of cargo. This is ridiculous.

Hamber likes cheap, tacky, plastic shit. That doesn't weigh much. Even the food she gets isn't heavy, really.

Amber's wardrobe puzzles me. For someone who has done countless hauls and owns masses of clothes, she doesn't appear to vary her outfits much. It has been one oversized t-shirt after another, no doubt paired with no pants and a giant blanket.

How many pieces of clothing has made it to the Goodwill with the tag still on it? Tons.

Could it be that she has gained so much weight--and her post-menopausal body has changed shape enough--that the vast majority of her clothes don't fit???

I can see this as possible. Just how large does Torrid go? She buys a mix of 4 and 6, but even many of the sixes didn't fit when she wasn't 560 pounds.

How can that be? She's working with a dietician, y'all. And a psyCHOLogist.

With the latter for years, and with entire past year, according to her. Yeah, right.

First of all, Grandma-era ALR is back in full force. Who else would think to pair a sheer lace overdress with a stretchy pink dress from a completely different ensemble? Who else would wear a literal Halloween costume in April?

She's a trendsetter, shitlord. You just don't know haute couture like Hamber does.

I suspect this is an unspoken arrangement where each have things to gain. They’re not sexually intimate. I’m sure.

Excuse you, they're having all kinds of sexytimes, according to Hamber, noted truth-teller.

No one loves exchanging gifts more than Amber and her girlfriend usually comes off very well out of this.

Except for poor Becky. "I got you this cheap, tacky rainbow bracelet. Because you're a lesbian!"

I’d love to think that Jade has the long term grift going on and plans to open a YouTube when she leaves and spill all Ambers secrets and all her lies.

That would be more interesting if we didn't know so very many of her lies.

The fact that she wants to remain off camera actually indicates that she’s doing a bunk after she’s drained Amber of as much money as she can.

I wonder if she's managed to collect any cold, hard cash.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

We don’t know Jade at all.

Oh, but we do. Previously in this episode of the Fat White Gorl thread, we got to see Jade's previous adoration -- a not quite as fat, but still bulky as fuck white gorl who in my opinion was much cuter than Hamber is or will ever be.

We have zero idea of what happened with that relationship. But the proof is in the dumpling fat pudding -- Jade likes her some way oversized wimmens and they have to be white. Hamber's DaQween in dat regard. Simply, Jade is a fucked up fetish feeder. She's stays off camera because she knows this is true. Off camera, she's sucking fat folds and making Hamber orgasmic. By the way, all y'all seen any of dem love hickeys lately that Hamber would so proudly display? No? Me either, but it doesn't change the fact that Jade can't help her fetish. It's as bad or worse than Hamber's food addiction.

Perfect couple, each feeding the other's fucked up fetish. Top hat ahoy me if you think I'm wrong. But it is the only dynamic at work here, no big grift, nothing else.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Is she dead yet?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Is she dead yet?

Sorry, no

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Amber's wardrobe puzzles me. For someone who has done countless hauls and owns masses of clothes, she doesn't appear to vary her outfits much. It has been one oversized t-shirt after another, no doubt paired with no pants and a giant blanket.

Could it be that she has gained so much weight--and her post-menopausal body has changed shape enough--that the vast majority of her clothes don't fit???

How can that be? She's working with a dietician, y'all. And a psyCHOLogist.

At any rate, her last few vlogs and the sighting outside of the apartment have gladdened my heart.

First of all, Grandma-era ALR is back in full force. Who else would think to pair a sheer lace overdress with a stretchy pink dress from a completely different ensemble? Who else would wear a literal Halloween costume in April?

Sure, she's lacking the Pebbles Flintstone hair bow of yore, as well as the circa 2015 statement necklaces, but in her most recent lewk, look at the masterful combination of red and black she's wearing. It's a matchy-matchy symphony obviously chosen to coordinate with the Mazda she so much resembles. And the cherry on top--pun intended--is her choice to accessorize her outfit with her sized Medium (not Mini) Kate Spade cherry backpack.

Here it is modeled by another lovely young lady. For the curious, the dimensions are just under 10 inches squared x 4 inches deep.

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I fucking KNEW it was a regular sized book bag………bahahahahahahahahahahah.
Goddamn heifer.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

If we ever, EVER see her legs, we can be sure her bank account is at zero and she’s beyond desperate.

We’re all used to her little vanities, real or fake because she thinks they’re quirky but this, her legs. THAT is her one serious, major, massive insecurity. She would rather projectile vomit all over Twinky on a live and have that go viral for the wrong reasons than let anyone get a glimpse of her legs.

Like so many death fats, her ‘solutions’ to her health issues can always be enacted in some mythical tomorrow but in her mind, she can always become a skinny legend.

She’s been told, you know she has, that she will always have lymphedema and while it may improve, it won’t go away. I suspect that’s why she doesn’t get treatment. She’s afraid it will simply confirm what she knows- she’s stuck with it.

I’ve seen a number of people with it but no one as badly off with it as she appears to be. I can guarantee it looks and smells as badly as any of us can imagine.

I also think it’s a factor in her not seriously working on weight loss. As bizarre as she looks now, she’d look even stranger with a more normal sized top half and her legs not shrinking much.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Holy fat batman

You rang?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Remember up above somewhere where I capped a comment from Hamber's channel and then a reply to that, which said the poster heard whatever the commenter was saying in David Attenborough's voice?

Haydur Nation is far more creative than Hamber can even pretend to be.



Edit:

Fuck you, Hamber.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Sorry, no

Well, is she fatter?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Well, is she fatter?

The answer to that question is always yes. Always.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Those Reddit photos that were shared? I have to say it. I honestly thought she would look bigger. Maybe it’s because she’s short, but I thought her body would look more rotund. Maybe I need my eyes checked.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Little kids definitely roast her ass in public. They have zero filter.

Misread that as "roost in her ass". My day is ruined and now so is the rest of yours.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Arrogant bitchlet. She tears the person who sent her the high end baked goods several new assholes and wishes her in hell.

But after that dramatic diatribe based on a whole lot of paranoid suppositions, suddenly she wants to talk? I hasten to add not to attack her but to UNDERSTAND her… or him.

Isn’t that special? Isn’t that so… empathetic of ALR? Use a person who was simply trying to do something nice to stir the dead ashes of stale victimhood, (didn’t work), then when she sees her manufactured pissy fit didn’t go down well, plays the “let’s talk” card.

Her Inner Bitch shines through - it’s all about HER wanting to understand this person as opposed to a more normal exchange of views. It is not important for the other person to understand anything about ALR although I hope she does now.

Her DMs are open, peasant so get on it immediately!

And ignore the fact that there’s no ‘please’ or ‘thank you’ or hint that the great ALR may be wrong.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I really hope she gets weight loss surgery. She really believes that she will lose weight and her body will just snap into a human shape. I want to see that disappointment then reaction.

Same. I just watched a fairly recent video from Amber’s favourite “Learning to be fearless” Alex Rodrigues. She really is stacking the weight back on again after her gastric bypass. She never even got out of the morbidly obese BMI before she started to regain. At least she hasn’t managed to get pregnant yet, and hopefully her experience with parenthood will remain with Bruno her dog.

Let's say some bleeding heart gave her surgery. The liability would be astronomical. This pachyderm absolutely WILL, not may but, WILL, burst...something and likely die on the kitchen floor, or operating table.

Please stop saying she’ll burst something. I’ve explained many times why that doesn’t happen anymore and hasn’t for years. Besides that, her choice of surgeon gives his non-compliant patients a special surgery (it’s a form of Duodenal Switch) where they take a much smaller section of stomach out but far more of the intestine is bypassed. This surgery works more on malabsorption of calories eaten, than it does on restriction. It’s the same surgery he gave Tammy Slaton. She absolutely will NOT burst anything with current day technology, methods, and surgical tools. The most that Amber would suffer if she over-ate is vomiting and extreme pain until her stomach pouch can empty. Mind you, she will end up with extremely stinky shits and farts (due to undigested foods), as well as almost constant diarrhoea, and likely wish she never had the surgery. Plus she’ll need to quickly overcome her fear of taking vitamins because she’ll be on double doses of everything for the rest of her life. In her case it will be multivitamins, D3, B12, calcium citrate, iron and vitamin c, and maybe magnesium. That’s the minimum.

 

[Crystalgoat]

@lol cow supreme you forgot to factor in the weight of the fuel in your calculations. A full tank of fuel is around 130 pounds. As long as ALR is only 550 pounds there isn’t much weight left