Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mekahineyho]

I’ve never understood why a group home would have a traveling soccer team. Do they play against other group homes? How would a 300lb little girl even succeed in soccer in any way?

 

[VirginMary]

Destiny/Dusty/Density/Caretaker #3 is back on YT after a two-year hiatus. The last time she posted a video, she was still with her now ex Dana/Fridge. She's released an hour-long video that looks absolutely boring. I hope the revival of her channel means that she'll talk shit about Hamber, otherwise, it'll just be a snoozefest like what Becky's channel succumbed to.

I listened to it and threw a few glimpses at what she showed.
Yes, it was boring (not quite as bad as Becky's shit only because Destiny doesn't come across as a suicidal perpetual victim) and I'll never watch her again.

BUT.

Destiny is heavily associated with Amberlynn, I don't know who else would watch her. She talked about very mundane everyday things, her move to Florida, her and her partner's jobs, pets, cooking for pets and herself and her partner, some everyday problems like a car breaking down, finances and about her friends and family. Not a word about Amberlynn or anything even related. Very "normal".

Compared to Amberlynn's "vlogs" where she just sits on the sofa, occasionally wobbles to the kitchen or bathroom and talks about absolutely psychotic and unrelatable shit like hording Legos or stickers Destiny's vlog was a masterpiece. She talked about relatable things, showed different settings, had several topics, moved around relatively freely (although she's also fat as fuck), didn't come across as fake or mannered, seems to have genuine relationships to family/friends/partner. The opposite of Amberlynn. Still boring though but no freak show vibes.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I think there is some truth to Amber’s claims about dancing being her passion; it’s just that an Amber/reality translator is needed, viz.:

”Dancing was my passion” = “I was glued to the tube watching music videos and Dancing with the Stars.”

”I chorea-griphe’d dance routines and my dancers always won” = “I cobbled together some moves that I copied off dance videos for a couple of kids at school who were competing in a talent show, and one kid won, and one kid came in second.”

“I was a member of S.P.A.C.E” = “S.P.A.C.E had a special mission to include disadvantaged children in their hip hop dance classes, and I audited some classes and attended a few competitions.”

 

[Kier Starmer]

I was watching French Fried Gorl earlier, and she was reacting to Amberlynn Reid Shaped by the Algorithm Episode 1 and I realized something.
Wow, Amber looks old.
I went through some pictures of myself to see if I was just being mean, but no, 10-years-ago-me doesn't look as different from now-me as 9-years-ago-Amber compared to now-Amber.

Bitch might be into the Little Girl roleplay, but in reality she's over the hill, halfway down the other side and gaining momentum.

Love that for her!

See you are not the first to propose the little girl fetish and a few times it has cropped up and I just stop and think maybe there is something to this.

The retarded speaking
The odd names for Jade Francis of NY
The childlike habitual lying.
The dress and content approach
One pivotal aspect in researching that area as I was curious of what is the dynamic is the lack of sex. It seems to and strictly restricted to roleplay there are sexual elements but most of the "bulk" of it is down to personality, acting, and aesthetics.

Now people have suspected that Jade has a fetish for that age play but it may explain the sexless nature of this dynamic.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber loves to pretend she is this uwu girly gorl who is so quirky and ditzy! She thinks her partners find it cute and funny.
Oh how wrong she continues to be!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I’ve never understood why a group home would have a traveling soccer team. Do they play against other group homes? How would a 300lb little girl even succeed in soccer in any way?
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She'd be a great obstacle in goals if nothing else.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I was watching French Fried Gorl earlier, and she was reacting to Amberlynn Reid Shaped by the Algorithm Episode 1 and I realized something.
Wow, Amber looks old.
I went through some pictures of myself to see if I was just being mean, but no, 10-years-ago-me doesn't look as different from now-me as 9-years-ago-Amber compared to now-Amber.

Bitch might be into the Little Girl roleplay, but in reality she's over the hill, halfway down the other side and gaining momentum.

Love that for her!

She looks like she's about to hit sixty, like a white trash grandma who already has great grandkids, smokes three packs a day, goes through a handle of vodka a day, and makes homemade muumuus from couch covers and drapes from retirement homes.

I’ve never understood why a group home would have a traveling soccer team. Do they play against other group homes? How would a 300lb little girl even succeed in soccer in any way?
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This is her "You wouldn't know her, she lives in Canada."

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

So Hamberlynn "I haven't gained" Reid was akshually 533 pounds while saying she was 520 which somehow wasn't a gain from the 518 from before. Retard math makes no sense.

 

[I call shenanigans]

So Hamberlynn "I haven't gained" Reid was akshually 533 pounds while saying she was 520 which somehow wasn't a gain from the 518 from before. Retard math makes no sense.

When shit doesn't add up, what's missing is the truth". Amberlynn lies!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

If only she could lose weight as quickly as she loses the truth.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Of all the lies that Amber made throughout the years, this one is probably the most outlandish. At that time she was in the upper 200 pounds, had no dance training, was not and still not coordinated. If she is going to lie, at least, she should make them believable.

This has always been my favorite lie of hers. At least the funniest. We all knew it was bs. Miss "I won every dance show I entered." She wanted people to believe this SPACE group just picked her, a fatass 300 pounder, with no dance training out and said "I bet you can dance AND choreograph hip-hop dances for our group."

Personally, this is how I always imaged it. Yes there was a dance group, yes it was even named SPACE, yes they did shows, even at her school, yes they clapped and screamed (not her name). YES, yes, all of that happened, but not to her. She was probably sitting in the gym watching, probably eating popcorn, or all the stuff from the bake sale (perhaps she even "volunteered" and paid herself with stolen goods. Heck, she earned it and was entitled to it, she passed out water for goodness sake) in awe of it all, but knowing her fatass could never. It was her dream having all that happen to her. Her fantasy. Maybe in her narcissistic head she actually believes it was her. I would be very surprised if Amber was even capable of teaching a hand full of special needs kids a 30 sec routine.

Can't spoiled, on Mobile, but small Pl. - I took dance classes for many years. From young childhood into my 20s. I even took classes on and off in my 20s. I did at least two shows (recitals, the ones you have to actually pay to do, at the end of the year) while pregnant and married and I don't think I could choreograph a routine. At least not a good one. Probably a mediocre one, maybe one for toddlers. Certainly not one where I could actually name the steps to. Not only that, while in classes, we often had 'student teachers.' Teenagers that danced for years, the best of the best, that actually did shows that were judged, not someone like Amber.

Edit-fixed some words.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

This has always been my favorite lie of hers. At least the funniest.

Whudddd? You don't think Hamber's repertoire couldn't include some black wannabe ass-twerkin' videos? THAT would be hysterical!

(I'll go shoot myself now for such a horrifying suggestion)

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

So what you're saying is that her highest weight ever of 572.4 ellbees had a 30lb difference.

What is 572.4+30?

I can believe Amber got up to 600 lbs during 2019 and lied. Amber's ego did not want to deal with the consequences of everyone knowing she gained to the "no-no number". She thinks she is not in the same category as a deathfat.

Also, does it seem like Amberlynn and Wipey are high during the segment they were in the bed? ALR seemed more giddy than groggy.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I can believe Amber got up to 600 lbs during 2019 and lied. Amber's ego did not want to deal with the consequences of everyone knowing she gained to the "no-no number". She thinks she is not in the same category as a deathfat.

Also, does it seem like Amberlynn and Wipey are high during the segment they were in the bed? ALR seemed more giddy than groggy.

I agree. She definitely hit the 600+ mark then!
Regarding being high -- I feel it's more a combo of how overweight folk "wake up tired " . When she's asleep she is in and out of dying. Not getting enough oxygen.

 

[Cornfed]

I knew a couple of girls in high school that did ballet, and were somewhat serious about it. One of them had to stop for a couple of reasons, first was a serious bulimia problem, as it turns out dancers are encouraged to be very thin, and this coupled with normal teenage girl body image problems turned very bad for her.
She was able to beat the eating disorder, but as it turns out having rather large breasts also hampers ones ability to preform classical dancing. I'm not a woman, so I am only relaying what was said to me there.
Now I imagine Hamber, a lumbering no talent whale trying to do anything other than flail her arms and it is laughable. The girls, and women that I know who were/are into dance tend to be very fit, and petit. There is a reason that you don't see Lizo's fat ass actually dancing for anymore than a couple of seconds. Turns out it is a real physical drain. Same goes for men who are dancers, no fatties there either.
If Hmaber were not such an insufferable bitch I could feel bad for her, as she was clearly living some fantasy of her vicariously through those other young women, and that is sad to the point of pathetic. She is, however, a smug whale who is killing herself with KFC and telling the world that she is "doing the damn thing", so my sympathy bone is broken when it comes to her.
I would lover to hear from any of her foster parents BTW. I had friends in that system, and none of them went to fucking Disneyland.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

He starts calm, but it builds. Quite funny.

Following myself, but this is completely another topic than that. I could swear one day in one of the blizzards of compilations I just leave on as background noise, Hamber claiming she was "going to be an aunt. My sister is having a baby." I thought she only had brothers. Am I crazy? About this only having brothers thing I mean, not in general, you fuckers.

 

[Salvador Dali]

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Spoiler: April 25, 2023 Archive

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Honey, you're nothing but a sponge of consumption on this planet. I know you and Jade are reading this. You contribute literally nothing and only consume. You're the definition of what the world thinks of bad American stereotypes (I love normal Americans who aren't f*d in the head so don't think I'm talking about you all). You're the definition of pathetic, toddler-like behaviour and unable to function without Jade's help. You're literally the epitome of what everyone on earth strives not to be. F off with your "fatphobia", it's been proven time and time again that people like HungryFatChick hate you because of your abominable behaviour. And no, you're not gonna be successful financially in your failures much longer. Why? Because you're a dumb retarded bitch. Some people find a bitch funny but you're not even close to that. You're just a boring fat bitch waiting to die within 5 years. I know you're reading this, Amber. I wish you would die already so the planet can benefit from your consumption of plastic and food. It will be a benefit to all of humanity for you to hurry up and take a stroke. No one likes you, no one is your friend, and everyone is secretly cheering on your death. Go ahead and help us get closer to that with your "eateen" since you don't wanna call it that anymore. Nobody gives a fuck, please just eat yourself to death already so the planet can recuperate.

 

[FatalTater]

Forget lipstick on a pig, Amber is winged eyeliner on a greasy lump of dirt. Yuck.

I was thinking about the dance thing.
Amber was born in 1990, in the days before Health At Any Size.
She would have been 15 in 2005, when fatties were becoming more common and being tolerated a little bit more.
Dance is not fat tolerant, I don't care what TikTok tries to show you.
I forgot where I was going with this.
Probably somewhere redundant, like to say that LiarLynn lies because that's the only way she can be special or accepted. Also for manipulation because why not I guess.

 

[6_Bacons]

Her shadow is shaped like a house with a chimney