Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

I know we've all taken note of her failing channel but 23k views in a day on her latest video?

Ha, get fucked Chubbo McGee.

 

[Xenomorph]

Anyone who hoped Dusty would have tea should really get on some brain pills.
Dusty was supported by Amber for years after their split. She will never bad mouth Amber EVER considering she might need to beg again between gorlfriends/fiancés.
This new one will cheat on her too she might need more funds to move back and forth the eastern seaboard.

 

[that blue peach]

On a scale of having to settle for Ferragamo pearl earrings over an engagement ring to CakeGate meltdown, how seething is Hamber that both Amy AND Tammy Slaton have shed tons of weight?

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Don't forget Nikocado! He also lost weight and made another video making fun of her. Meanwhile Hamber is getting fatter and her channel is dying faster than ever. Love that for her!

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

I know we've all taken note of her failing channel but 23k views in a day on her latest video?

Ha, get fucked Chubbo McGee.

That is precisely the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods I feed on right there, the Hambeast Lynn food stamps, Medicaid era.
We are all patiently waiting…

 

[Constellationzero]

That is precisely the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods I feed on right there, the Hambeast Lynn food stamps, Medicaid era.
We are all patiently waiting…

Actually having to use DRS for in home care

* Getting denied by SSDI
* Denied by DRS
* Denied by DHS
* Bedbound
* Denied by Landstar/Maersk/Allied for paratransport

Can't wait.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

That is precisely the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods I feed on right there, the Hambeast Lynn food stamps, Medicaid era.
We are all patiently waiting…

I'm totally here for the back on welfare and food stamps era.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Narc brain(less) at work.

And yet for the D&C, where the doc "canceled several other peoples' surgeries" just so he could do the D&C because she's so goddamned special - i.e., the surgery just BEFORE the last one - she explicitly tells us that they said she stopped breathing during the procedure, so she "definitely" has sleep apnea, although she was not then, nor has she ever, been evaluated for it.

(Cued)

If she were not so fucking stupid, I'd be impressed with her ability to be a pedant, but I know she's dumber than my old neighbor's retarded dog and it isn't something intentional. She just has that narc brain and whatever it is that allows them to accidentally be that way innately.

 

[Mekahineyho]

“I gained weight” no one told you to eat non stop in bed. From what I remember this woman gained 30 lbs in a little over a month during this time.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Apparently, it's IG Q&A night.

No, you histrionic fucking cow, the shoes and socks didn't make you fall,. and that IS NOT PTSD. You chose to be bedbound, you got pneumonia from that, you gained weight because you stuff your gaping maw with thousands upon thousands of calories EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. THAT is not the shoes or the socks' work. That's you being a gigantic fucking pig and a disgusting, lazy fatbody who never takes responsibility for anything in your life. I'll gatekeep all I want, bitch, on a pathologically lying narc like you. GFY.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

“I gained weight” no one told you to eat non stop in bed. From what I remember this woman gained 30 lbs in a little over a month during this time.
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How come she doesn't have ptsd from those $5 Walmart shoes? I would think the "wrong shoes" that caused me to use a disability scooter hundreds of times would be more traumatic than the sneakers I tripped in once, or the hundreds of extra pounds that causes me to waddle like an actual penguin because I'm so deformed, but maybe that is just me.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

“I gained weight” no one told you to eat non stop in bed. From what I remember this woman gained 30 lbs in a little over a month during this time.
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Wrong again, Hamber. The fact you're the size of a small planet is not, in and of itself, a disability. Bitch.

 

[Xenomorph]

lmao stfu amber your weak ass minded fat cunt, maybe if you had an actual life with more to do than google how many oppression points you have today youd see you tripping outside wasnt ptsd fuck off cunt you fell all the fucking time when you were with thumb and fell in th shower where it took an hour to have dusty get your ass up off the fucking bathroom floor. Eat a dick.

 

[beansoup]

She's such a fucking cunt in her Instagram Q&A's lmao
I absolutely love getting a glimpse of the real her. Stay fat n mad, you miserable bitch.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Every time I get lulled into complacency with this bitch, she comes out with something like this. Amazing what a stumble and a SPRAIN turns into with this one.

Dangling ankles, torn ligaments and the extremely laughable loss of stamina. She can’t go near where she fell. You’d think she was talking about being a victim of a national news worthy mass casualty situation where she was not only injured but witnessed a gruesome death.

Mycoplasma pneumonia as a result of a sprain? Next time I do a face plant through happenstance or my own stupidity, I’ll be mindful of that one. And of course, the weight gain.

Amber, you whining brat, I will definitely invalidate, dismiss and gatekeep this idiocy. A 90 year old would handle a stumble such as your with more grace and dignity and a ton less whining.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Okay, so this fat fuck tripped and fell but got right up and walked home. She then self diagnosed a torn ligament (she never had scans because again, fat) and used that as an excuse to lay in bed and order fast food while not moving. And now, because of the self diagnosed torn ligaments, she has PTSD.

Soldiers who were blown up overseas know nothing about trauma.

 

[handledegree]

I hate ambers bitch ass weak friends.I watched destiny’s video just for her to say Amber had “flaws”

I know, she spent more time on Dana cheating and hinting possible Amber clickbait vids in the future. At least she kept one thing from our gorl

 

[I call shenanigans]

how seething is Hamber that both Amy AND Tammy Slaton have shed tons of weight?

She's so sure she's better than any of the Slaton's that she knows she'll be even more successful after WLS than either of them. If she's pissed at anything regarding the Slaton's, it's about their real life (minor) celebrity status and the fact they got their surgeries for free. Plus both sisters are still capable of birthing daughters, although a bit more complicated in Amy's case these days because of the tubal ligation.

she explicitly tells us that they said she stopped breathing during the procedure, so she "definitely" has sleep apnea, although she was not then, nor has she ever, been evaluated for it.

She really doesn't need evaluating for sleep aponea. There no way that someone with a 90+ BMI doesn't have sleep aponea. You only have to look at the size of her neck.However, as long as she doesn't have a sleep study she can deny she has this predominantly obesity related disorder.

Okay, so this fat fuck tripped and fell but got right up and walked home. She then self diagnosed a torn ligament (she never had scans because again, fat) and used that as an excuse to lay in bed and order fast food while not moving. And now, because of the self diagnosed torn ligaments, she has PTSD.

How dare you undersell her very real trauma. It wasn't just A self diagnosed torn ligament, it was MANY self diagnosed torn ligaments that gave her a dangleen foot. Then to add insult to injury, she was too heavy for crutches, too heavy for a knee scooter, and they don't make moonboots big enough to accommodate her ankle rolls. She may as well have stepped on a landmine and had her leg amputated. /sarcasm

Edit: Figured I’d better correct the autocorrect error before even more people decide to make posts pointing it out. I was going to just leave it for a laugh.

 

[blubberlubber]

I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life. Did this bitch really just say she gets PTSD from looking at a shoe? We're reaching levels of delusion bigger than her gravitational pull. This beluga probably ate up all the shit in the house while her parents shot up some dope and then swatted at the rats for their cheese and berries. I'd bet my left asscheek that any missing food bank volunteers got kirby'd by the big ham.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I think the bitch is angling in on gaining again, Jade does not care and knows it's a fruitless effort.

Damn Amber, what a time. She cannot even get 50k without omega levels of clickbait. She expected the PTSD arc and uploading every day to cure it but the rot is too settled in now.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

PTSD is the new Binge Monster