Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

She looks fucking AWFUL

 

[Single_Sock]

Props to the Farmer who commented on the choker being covered up by Amber's neck fat.

It finally got her to remove it.

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

She looks fucking AWFULView attachment 5114023

Can't tell what's worse - the sunken corpse eyes or the newly developing triple chin

 

[Cornfed]

So, I do not adhear to the whole "privilege" bullshit that kids throw around to victimize themselves.
Her being a walking buttertub does have alot of fat consequences that we have to deal with. She is too fucking stupid to have a primary care physician, so she strains overburdened ER services with stupid shit like a twisted ankle, or skin infections, or upper respiratory problems that normal people don't get, or constant visits because she is so fat and stupid she cannot manage her own basic health.
She does have the privilege of sitting on her ass all day and getting fatter and fatter while contributing nothing to society. You know that she is going to be a burden of the state, so love that for us.
All her ails are self imposed, and for any fat person out there. The difference is that I think most fat people know they are wrong, and may have trouble changing...but don't try to convince the world that they are victims of society.
Her vapid stupidity brings everyone around her down to the level of a toddler, and glorifies a retard lifestyle.
So a fat fuck, retarded in every way, gets to sit on her ass and bitch about the world being unfair, and makes money that most of us here would kill for. Mabey that privilege idea has some validity, and if so she definitely has it.

 

[dfranki723]

I think it should go without saying that it's a privilege to sit on your arse complaining and eating in front of a camera and earn more than most people working a full time retail job.

The same goes for anyone on Youtube who has built a following from doing similar shit. If you're earning thousands a month whilst sitting on your arse, it's a privilege.
She's spent her entire Youtube career getting paid for nothing. Of course, if she were to admit this, she couldn't be the victim.

 

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[notfoodienotbeauty]

She looks fucking AWFULView attachment 5114023

A face not even her mother could love.

She is so fucking dumb it hurts. She is laughing telling the story of how she knew she had a hernia, because she is so smart. Yes, she basically said that. She always knows when something is wrong with her medically. It's why she let herself bleed for years and years, but knew it was cancer. It's how she knows she is cancer free now. It's why she goes from ER to ER for every little small thing. Even going to two different ERs on the same day, because she is too much of a princess to wait for lab results like the rest of us do. When she was too fat to shower and got her belly button infected. It's why she was so sure she had a collapsed lung, I mean pneumonia. It's why she wanted a 5th opinion for an eye twitch that mysteriously went away. I could go on and on. I'm even pretty sure that knot in her stomach she also said is how she knew she had lymphedema, that isn't lymphedema but lipadema.

Then comes back on camera, crying this time, because black Becky just told her what a hernia is and now she is scared. So she knew she had a hernia, but didn't know what a hernia actually is. I thought she always did thousands of research?

It's beyond cringe that she tells us wipey is sitting right beside her while crying about the hernia. Just imagine trying to comfort someone and they say "let me get these tears on film. I need people to see me as a victim."

Not sure why she even cares. Not like she will actually do anything about this hernia, just like all her other issues.

 

[El Conserje]

It's Poetry Thursday's Night, so I used and IA to compose a poem about our favourite void of consumerism. Sit around the campfire and get cozy while a robot tell us a cautionary tell. Ejem...

«Amberlynn Reidd, a YouTuber with a dream
To shed the weight that made her heart scream
She tried diets and workouts, but nothing stuck
Until she decided to try weight loss surgery, what luck

She was nervous yet excited for the big day
Determined to stick to her plan, come what may
But a coffee cake caught her eye while shopping one day
And before she knew it, she had eaten it all away

Her guilt and shame consumed her, she felt defeated
The surgeon shook his head, the surgery was uncompleted
Her weight spiraled out of control, depression set in
Her journey had ended in a tragic and melancholic spin

But her gorlfriend found solace in knowing she was at peace
Free from the pain and shame that would never cease
Amberlynn's legacy lives on, a reminder to us all
That life is precious, and we must answer its call.»

 

[Mekahineyho]

Not sure why she even cares. Not like she will actually do anything about this hernia, just like all her other issues.

The best part is she brags that’s she should be a doctor and knew she had a hernia, but at the same time had a test done “months ago” and never heard back and didn’t contact them until recently asking what the results are. If I had a bulge on my stomach that was tested and it’s gotten bigger I would follow up wouldn’t you? What a numbskull.

 

[TC-P]

Can't tell what's worse - the sunken corpse eyes or the newly developing triple chin View attachment 5114073

I see you and raise receding hairline.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Not sure why she even cares. Not like she will actually do anything about this hernia, just like all her other issues.

There's really nothing she can do apart from lose a very significant amount of weight to be able to have a successful repair job. The hernia clearly doesn’t cause her pain, or we’d sure as hell know about it. That means her bowel isn’t strangulated, so not an emergency requiring surgery. Given her size, any lower abdominal hernia is likely large enough to drive a truck through, so unlikely to strangle her bowel. In the case of hernias it’s often the smaller, less noticeable ones that become real issues for bowel strangulation. Nothing health wise, has ever been enough of a wake up call to her to actually lose weight. Sure as hell a mere hernia will not be either. She will no doubt play it up to the surgeon though as another reason why WLS is a lifesaving procedure for her and needs to be done with more urgency. I laughed when she said she asked if this could be removed (it’s a repair job dumbarse) during WLS, along with the gallbladder she wants removed at the same time. Amber will have a list that would take a full day in theatre to get through by the time she’s finished. Plus…who the fuck did she ask? Did she phone the bariatric centre and ask the receptionist, because no way did she speak to the surgeon again after he told her he’d review her case in 3-4 months.

 

[TardiX]

She just calls up and orders one WLS please with a side of gallbladder removal and hernia repair on top. Kthanksbye

 

[Constellationzero]

She just calls up and orders one WLS please with a side of gallbladder removal and hernia repair on top. Kthanksbye

She can have an oversized truss and all the fucking seats instead.

 

[pippeyyy]

I'm no medfag but don't most people as fat as her have hernias? I might be wrong but I believe I read that somewhere. They just don't really notice because their bellybuttons are so deep they can't tell if it "pops" out. Is that the lump she is talking about? While watching the archive I kept thinking how in the world would she be able to tell if there was a lump? She is all lumps of varying density. Her fupa is hard, according to her so it has to be hard further up as well. Her body is a nightmare and I can't make sense of it.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

She just calls up and orders one WLS please with a side of gallbladder removal and hernia repair on top. Kthanksbye

Pretty sure they way they place orders in Kentucky is just "yeah, I need ___". No pleases or thanks.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Pretty sure they way they place orders in Kentucky is just "yeah, I need ___". No pleases or thanks.

Or the good ol' standby "Give me a ..."

We heard a lot of those in the No Necky Becky days.

 

[crawl]

lol

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Amber is smart and pays attention to her body (which is why she maintains 500+ lbs). Her stomach has a bulge when she lays fat, which has been getting bigger. Amber had a test done and she totally has a hernia (Amber sounds overjoyed at this revelation). Amber doesn't know if they will operate on it during her WLS. As the WLS isn't gonna happen, I'm going to guess 'NO'.

I love this typo.

Also, I am not bothering with this particularly shitty, lie-filled vid of hers. I did start to cap it, but everything out of her piehole is a lie and her pity parties, table for one, annoy me to no end. She's full of shit and nothing she is reporting about "therapy" or WLS is making any sense.

Do you guys believe the whole choking brother story?

Nope. I surely do not. It's like that game Telephone back in kindergarten, where you take the message from the kid before you, then pass it to the next one. By the end, the thing is so far removed from the initial, actual story, it's amazing. Her "I'm a hero!" story has changed over time. The only things she really excels at are eating and embodying the absolute worst of narcissism and pathological lying.

Mental, physical, imaginary...Hamber hoards everything else, so of course she is going to hoard illnesses, whether she has them or not. We all know Dr. GOOGLE is the only one diagnosing her with all these things. And then un-diagnosing when it's convenient for Hamber, like that BED she totally had until it got in her way.

Hold on a second there, shitlord. She also consults with her other underling, Dr Web, MD.

Amber rubbing her nasty fingers over a raw healing tattoo.

anyways how do you think ambers re-eval
Will go?
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It'll be soke stupid excuse because the WLS is solely performative.

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Three chins, officially.

So the totally real diagnosed lymphoedema in her abdomen is now a totally real diagnosed hernia. Given the test she had months ago was a barium swallow, a hernia diagnosed through that would likely be a hiatal hernia, which she wouldn’t be feeling in her lower abdomen, and which would absolutely be repaired during WLS. A large incisional hernia is totally believable in her case especially given her vertical incision hysterectomy and extreme weight, along with further weight gain. Same with Foodie Beauty. If she thinks the surgeon will repair it at her weight, then she needs to think again. It’s pretty pointless doing an abdominal hernia repair with a BMI >40 unless it is strangulated, which hers clearly isn’t. Expect her to play it up though.

Was going to point this out. But she's so fucking stupid, it makes no difference. She'll still boohoo about it cause she could DAH or something.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Shes going to hold on to this hernia card for awhile, flashing it whenever she needs sympathy. Shes not going to do anything about it, or to prevent things from getting worse however.

That means her bowel isn’t strangulated, so not an emergency requiring surgery.

Im hoping this eventually happens and because shes such a fat ass they decide to shove a nasogastric tube down her nose and throat to decompress her guts to avoid surgery.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Im hoping this eventually happens and because shes such a fat ass they decide to shove a nasogastric tube down her nose and throat to decompress her guts to avoid surgery.

My grandfather had a hernia and wore a truss. Really had no idea WTF when I was a kid. He wasn't a deathfat, though.

In Hamber's case, who would know? It would be yet another lump among all the other indistinguishable lumps under her circus tents.

I still gag when I recall the video of her grabbing a random lump and shaking it at us. BARF!