Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Even more 8008135]

I still gag when I recall the video of her grabbing a random lump and shaking it at us. BARF!

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

How much do you guys think a close shave with a stroke or heart attack will scare her into taking her weight loss a bit more seriously? Or am I being optimistic?

I just want this smug-lynn era to end...

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

How much do you guys think a close shave with a stroke or heart attack will scare her into taking her weight loss a bit more seriously?

In the immediate aftermath, she'll have these profound revelations of how she needs to change and she'll make a million promises. But, once sufficient time has passed since the incident and things get back to normal, that fat bitch will go right back to inhaling mountains of food everyday. Cancer didn't do shit, a heart attack won't, either.

 

[crawl]

How much do you guys think a close shave with a stroke or heart attack will scare her into taking her weight loss a bit more seriously? Or am I being optimistic?

I just want this smug-lynn era to end...

well, cancer didn’t do shit

 

[FickleFuck]

Hold on a second there, shitlord. She also consults with her other underling, Dr Web, MD.

You got me there, forgot all about that bastard and his cohort, the Mayo Clinic.

 

[Xenomorph]

lol

AHAHAHAHAHA

YOU BETTER DELIVER DUSTY
HAVE YOU WERSHED YA ASS TADAY AMBER.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

All this bullshit drama between AL et al makes me so grateful I’m not a hillbilly lesbian.

 

[dfranki723]

You know what's sad?

I'm watching FaxX's video about Destiny ''spilling tea'' (fuck that term) and despite looking like the most mentally incompetent member of Amberverse, she seems to be the most well spoken one. Even compared to fucking Becky and Wifey. Wifey sounds relatively slow whenever she starts garbling in the background of videos.

Poor Amber, massive sped Dusty is intellectually superior to her.
Don't mistake my comparison of the cunts for Dusty appreciation. They're both dumb sacks of shit.

 

[TardiX]

but everything out of her piehole is a lie

Well, hold up now. She did say no one cares about her and no one believes her. That's true.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

How much do you guys think a close shave with a stroke or heart attack will scare her into taking her weight loss a bit more seriously? Or am I being optimistic?

I just want this smug-lynn era to end...

She has eyeballs and can see her body breaking down in a mirror just like the rest of us and she dgaf. So...

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

You know what's sad?

I'm watching FaxX's video about Destiny ''spilling tea'' (fuck that term) and despite looking like the most mentally incompetent member of Amberverse, she seems to be the most well spoken one. Even compared to fucking Becky and Wifey. Wifey sounds relatively slow whenever she starts garbling in the background of videos.

Poor Amber, massive sped Dusty is intellectually superior to her.
Don't mistake my comparison of the cunts for Dusty appreciation. They're both dumb sacks of shit.

I was kinda surprised she spoke so well too.

Well, hold up now. She did say no one cares about her and no one believes her. That's true.

When I heard her say that I thought, if I told someone 50 things about myself, not one of them would be nobody ever believes me/or thinks I lie about everything. I honestly don't think I've ever wondered if people believed what I say. I guess that is something only one who lies often thinks about.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

I’m sorry if I missed something. I was half tuned out because, well…it’s Amber, but I think we have here another example of how little actual information gets through to her when she talks with doctors.

She seems to be under the impression that a hernia is a lump, and that the treatment is to remove said lump. That’s the way it came across to me. She hears very little that is said to her.

You absolutely know that that isn’t what she was told. She will have been told that it isn’t an emergency. (so no need for all the cryeen) It can become an emergency but you’ll know about it. It hurts! Repair involves pushing the protruding piece of organ back into place and reinforcing the problem gap with mesh and/or stitches. Nothing is removed.

I could give her the benefit of the doubt because when she said ‘removed’ she was talking about her brother who had one a long time ago and when she was referring to herself, she said ‘fixed’. But I don’t like giving Amber the benefit of the doubt. Not when she overdramatises everything. This hernia is going to give her ptsd, for sure.

Spoiler

(Just leaving this here. I’m training up my AI to recognise our fatties (because they usually come out as men). I think the training’s going rather well. This is classified as ‘psychic style’. So I don’t really have a comment on that. Always when I go for ‘realistic style’ I get a white-trash dude that could crush watermelons with his biceps. I’m working on it.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I'm no medfag but don't most people as fat as her have hernias? I might be wrong but I believe I read that somewhere. They just don't really notice because their bellybuttons are so deep they can't tell if it "pops" out. Is that the lump she is talking about? While watching the archive I kept thinking how in the world would she be able to tell if there was a lump? She is all lumps of varying density. Her fupa is hard, according to her so it has to be hard further up as well. Her body is a nightmare and I can't make sense of it.

Probably. I mean, let's be real, only an incredibly small percentage of the population eats themself to be more than 4x their intended bodyweight. I'd be more surprised if anyone from that group DIDN'T have some sort of hernia. Now, whether Amber actually NOTICED she had a hernia, versus she was just contacted by her doctor about it, is an entirely different story.

@Situation Type Deal Gorl said:

That dumbass Boolean Bitch said:
...Her stomach has a bulge when she lays fat, which has been getting bigger...

I love this typo...

D'oh! I blame lack of dedication to the subject, as well as modern keyboards (I miss mechanical keyboards). Though in all fairness, was this actually a typo, or a Freudian slip?

It's Poetry Thursday's Night, so I used and IA to compose a poem about our favourite void of consumerism. Sit around the campfire and get cozy while a robot tell us a cautionary tell. Ejem...

«Amberlynn Reidd, a YouTuber with a dream
To shed the weight that made her heart scream
She tried diets and workouts, but nothing stuck
Until she decided to try weight loss surgery, what luck

She was nervous yet excited for the big day
Determined to stick to her plan, come what may
But a coffee cake caught her eye while shopping one day
And before she knew it, she had eaten it all away

Her guilt and shame consumed her, she felt defeated
The surgeon shook his head, the surgery was uncompleted
Her weight spiraled out of control, depression set in
Her journey had ended in a tragic and melancholic spin

But her gorlfriend found solace in knowing she was at peace
Free from the pain and shame that would never cease
Amberlynn's legacy lives on, a reminder to us all
That life is precious, and we must answer its call.»

Even Skynet knows she's a lost cause.

A face not even her mother could love.

She is so fucking dumb it hurts. She is laughing telling the story of how she knew she had a hernia, because she is so smart. Yes, she basically said that. She always knows when something is wrong with her medically. It's why she let herself bleed for years and years, but knew it was cancer. It's how she knows she is cancer free now. It's why she goes from ER to ER for every little small thing. Even going to two different ERs on the same day, because she is too much of a princess to wait for lab results like the rest of us do. When she was too fat to shower and got her belly button infected. It's why she was so sure she had a collapsed lung, I mean pneumonia. It's why she wanted a 5th opinion for an eye twitch that mysteriously went away. I could go on and on. I'm even pretty sure that knot in her stomach she also said is how she knew she had lymphedema, that isn't lymphedema but lipadema.

Then comes back on camera, crying this time, because black Becky just told her what a hernia is and now she is scared. So she knew she had a hernia, but didn't know what a hernia actually is. I thought she always did thousands of research?

It's beyond cringe that she tells us wipey is sitting right beside her while crying about the hernia. Just imagine trying to comfort someone and they say "let me get these tears on film. I need people to see me as a victim."

Not sure why she even cares. Not like she will actually do anything about this hernia, just like all her other issues.

The more Amber goes on and on about shit, the more I realize that she may actually be an ideal candidate for LOBOTOMY. And yes, I'm aware of how terrible and unethical the practice was - and I'm not even shitposting right now (well, maybe a little). She is so stupid and self-destructive that her life may actually IMPROVE from having a severed and non-functional frontal cortex, and then spending the rest of her days shuffling around a care facility in a zombified state.

....

Spoiler

(Just leaving this here. I’m training up my AI to recognise our fatties (because they usually come out as men). I think the training’s going rather well. This is classified as ‘psychic style’. So I don’t really have a comment on that. Always when I go for ‘realistic style’ I get a white-trash dude that could crush watermelons with his biceps. I’m working on it.
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Brilliant. Absolutely horrifying, but brilliant. I just hope you realize the monster you're creating by constantly feeding it Amber content. These experience will make Skynet perceive humanity as THIS, and immediately wage war on us once it becomes self-aware.
[ joking... kinda]

 

[Salvador Dali]

my moving plans, old Amberlynn, trolling, & my relationship | being interviewed by you

Spoiler: May 5, 2023 Archive

 

[TardiX]

my moving plans - None, she can barely move off the couch
old Amberlynn - yes, you do look very old
trolling - No, just dumb as shit
my relationship - fake and gay

 

[Goatchoker]

my moving plans - None, she can barely move off the couch
old Amberlynn - yes, you do look very old
trolling - No, just dumb as shit
my relationship - fake and gay

I couldn’t even sit through half of her bs ramblings. Lol. She’s so insufferable.

 

[Constellationzero]

AHAHAHAHAHA

YOU BETTER DELIVER DUSTY
HAVE YOU WERSHED YA ASS TADAY AMBER.

Someone ought to gift Hambutt a power washer.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Amber doesn't understand why people think she 'glorifies' obesity.

"You're healthy, but you're obese"
"Skinny people ...... too"
"I don't have any mobility issues"
"My labs were exactly where they should be"
Yeah, why would anyone thing she's HAES?

Do you guys believe the whole choking brother story?

According to her story, she heard him crying, turned up the tv because she was annoyed, heard him cry louder, went to see why and found him blue with the cord around his neck. Considering you literally can't make noise without breathing, there is 0% chance this is true. With the way things get changed by her, I'm assuming the cord was touching his crib and because it COULD HAVE gotten wrapped around him, she decided to make herself some epic hero and change the story.

How much do you guys think a close shave with a stroke or heart attack will scare her into taking her weight loss a bit more seriously? Or am I being optimistic

Considering cancer did nothing but give her something to cry about while she gained 50 pounds, unless the stroke makes her literally unable to lift food to her gullet, there's no chance it would change anything.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She seems to be under the impression that a hernia is a lump, and that the treatment is to remove said lump. That’s the way it came across to me. She hears very little that is said to her.

No. Really? This is what I get for not listening to her bullshit all the way through.

You absolutely know that that isn’t what she was told. She will have been told that it isn’t an emergency. (so no need for all the cryeen) It can become an emergency but you’ll know about it. It hurts! Repair involves pushing the protruding piece of organ back into place and reinforcing the problem gap with mesh and/or stitches. Nothing is removed.

I was doing some hyperbaric dives, and one of the patients was a very fat woman. Not as fat or weirdly misshapen as Hamber, but she was tall, about 5' 7" or so, and looked to be pushing 400. She'd had surgery to repair a hernia and had mesh in for reinforcement. Since she was also diabetic, it healed like shit, got infected, and they had to rush her in to surgery to redo it. Then a third time. The docs finally sent her down to go diving to try to get the fucking thing to heal properly instead of replacing it every month. It was insane, and she smelled like we all imagine Hamber smells, except with diseased flesh as a condiment. We all revolted and told the team they needed to take her out of the group. Bad enough sitting in there for almost two hours as it was. Having to be there with her stinking up the joint made it unbearable.

I could give her the benefit of the doubt because when she said ‘removed’ she was talking about her brother who had one a long time ago and when she was referring to herself, she said ‘fixed’. But I don’t like giving Amber the benefit of the doubt. Not when she overdramatises everything. This hernia is going to give her ptsd, for sure.

Everything and anything in the amberverse can give her anxiety or PTSD. It's like the streets are all made of shards of glass, the bugs are 80x their usual size, the "tornaders" always announce where they're going to land to wreak havoc, and restaurants are always giving people the wrong, unhealthy food.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary! Alright, I got shit to do - LET'S GO!!!

Spoiler: my moving plans, old Amberlynn, trolling, & my relationship | being interviewed by you

"Hey guize!"

The tooth - FREEZE FRAME!!

OH SHIT I WAS TRICKED!!! This isn't a vlog - it's BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!! I'm not happy about this. Okay, I was the stupid one. I wasn't paying attention and didn't read the entire title. I'm still not happy, but I'll give this shitty filler content ONE CHANCE.

You would NOT BELIEVE how many times Amber's been contacted to be interviewed, whether it be for articles or other people's YouTube or podcasts. Yeah, that shit's pretty unbelievable.

Amber won't do it because she knows they're just trying to take the mickey out of her because she's shy. Bitch, you ain't shy. We've seen the videos of the antics you pull in public.

Amber blathers on with excuses, but we know the truth:
1) She doesn't want anything of her online where she doesn't control the narrative.
2) Only Amber should be allowed to profit from Amber content.

Placard:
[hi.im.bambi]

Question 1:
What is your absolute biggest goal in real life?

Her biggest goal is to work on the healing of her trauma. Muh PTSD - I have to deal with it EVERY SINGLE DAY. Other goals, (non-existent) weight loss and improving her overall health.

Question 2: (I SWEAR this is Alex is Shook)
What are your top 3 songs by Banks?

Amber wants to say every single song she's ever made, but chooses 'stroke', 'contaminated', and 'Fuck-em Only We Know'

Question 3:
What are your intentions - are you more genuine now or do you still troll?

Amber has ALWAYS admitted in the past that she trolled a lot [LIE], just to add humour and get views, and for YouTube to be her job. She never trolled in a harming way. Now she is more genuine, but she's ALWAYS been genuine. Trolling isn't worth it. (Includes non-apology about trolling, and reverses it to shit on her audience). "If you think I'm trolling, maybe it's because you want me to be?"

[I think people are confused because you always were, and still are, a completely FAKE person. Everyone can still see it, no matter who you try to emulate.]

Question 4:
Do you have any plans to move?

Amber was going to move, but personal things happened that she doesn't want to talk about. She was still on a lease at the time she was going to move, and didn't want to break the lease, and then after her lease was up, heath things came up and she had to deal with that. She had to choose WLS or moving. After she heals from WLS, she'll move out of state (but she's not going to talk about it or show anything until after).

Question 5:
How do you keep contact with your out of state friends?

She doesn't because she doesn't have any friends. Sorry, I'll let her answer: Amber TOTALLY has out of state friends, and it SUCKS SO BAD. Amber makes sure to do weekly check-ins using the Marco Polo app. Amber's going to do a mini book club with one of her friends over the app.

Question 6:
I used to be a haydur and it negatively impacted my life, so I stopped consuming it.

Amber acts over the top and fake with her AWWWWWWW bullshit. Amber USUALLY skips over this kind of message, but she's gonna leave it in. So many people have reached out to her, saying this. Amber USED to watch reaction channels all the time because she was curious about what rumours she needs to tackle. And it used to affect her mentulz so much.


Okay, I'm going to jump in, and then skip the rest of this question. It isn't just that she watches reaction channels. Amber endlessly searches for ANY content relating to her no matter WHERE it comes from. She's been caught using a sock puppet account (Damon White) to infiltrate a private facebook group. She creates socks to argue with people on Reddit. And she coincidentally responds to everything posted here - even when the things being said here aren't being said anywhere else.

The most obvious example I remember was in May 2020. Amber was doing all of those stupid TikTok dances. I can't find this (I think it's in spergatory), but someone responded in one of her threads by saying something like "I want to see Amber do this dance", and then posted a YouTube video from T.Milly TV of Tones and I - Dance Monkey, where the women were dancing to the song in stiletto heels. In the very next video that Amber uploads, she talks about her TikTok dances, but how it's really the song "DANCE MONKEY BY THE TONES AND I" that's her favourite song and describes her entire LIFE. And she is still posting about stuff only here. ONE farmer pondered the possibility of the bakery sending her the bread for a shoutout (and no one on YouTube was saying this). Yet Amber does a video talking about 'everyone' was saying that the bakery sent it. Nothing else about her has changed, so why would you think this behaviour has? [SKIP]


Question 7:
"Meow, meow, mew. Ruff RUFF RUFF!"

I think is quite possibly the most intelligent question asked of her yet.

Question 8:
I lost my virginity to a 24 year old when I was 16, and now I'm 21 and want to sleep with a 16 year old. I wonder what your opinion is on age-gaps in relationships?

Amber is confused by this. Suddenly age matters to Amber, and the older person needs to find someone their own age. If only past Amber took that advice.

Question 9:
Will you promote the book I'm writing?

Yes. Absolutely without a doubt Amber will shill shit she knows nothing about.

Question 10:
Do you have any tips on how to not give into temptation to not binge?

Amber: ACCEPT THE DISCOMFORT! Just DON'T DO IT! GET UP AND WALK AWAY [Says the 530lb woman who never gets up from sitting at her standing desk, and who has lost a whopping 5 lbs in 4 months during her WLS journey, while blaming things like 'shoe-PTSD' for her pigouts].

Question 11:
What would be your biggest accomplishment on YouTube?

Reaching over 200K people on deathwatch subscribers. [You know, Daddy O Five had 750K before YouTube finally shut him down. Oh yeah, and he was actually convicted of some of the crimes he filmed and uploaded to his channel. High sub counts don't always mean that you're doing something good.]

Question 12:
How are you and 'wifey' doing?

"Me and Feline are doing really good". [WELL, GrammarLynn, not good... WELL. I used good in the last comment, because I was using it in the context of good vs evil, not in the context of well vs. poorly/unwell] Amber's therapy is improving her relationship - but it was always good, so don't twist it. MUH TRAUMA!! MUH TRUST ISSUES!! Amber still stands by her claim that therapy isn't for everyone, but now almost feels like that might not be the case anymore. [She is so pathological that she can't even admit she was wrong about this one statement, so she has to say that she now holds two completely opposing points as both being true].

Question 13:
I've been watching you for two months, and why do you keep focusing on the negativity and not the positivity?

The negativity is so much louder and is there the most. This is common for people who have gone through a lot in their past. MUH TRAUMA!! MUH ANXIETY!!! MUH EMOTIONS!! MUH MEMORIES!!! I know it's a flaw I need to work on, but I'm never going to be perfect! But I know this is important to my supporters who love me! [She KNOWS, she just doesn't CARE].

Question 14:
If you could invite 5 currently living people to a group dinner, who would you invite? (people who you don't know)

Miley Cyrus, Banks, Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler, Blake Lively.

Well, thank you so much for this! Byee.

TL;DR: Amber's not a freakshow anymore - she was PRETENDING to be one for views. MUH PTSD!! MUH TRAUMA!! MUH EMOTIONS!! MUH THERAPY!! Oh, and Alex is Shook provided a vapid question. This was absolute shite. Low effort content is low effort. I'm not even going to try and condense it as there's nothing of importance.

This was so lame, that I feel I need to add something to redeem this post...

Okay, YouTube 'artists' who are more deserving of your attention than Amber, Episode 1: Device Orchestra.

Tommi is a total nerd, but he puts real effort into his work and his content is funny. Well, unless you don't find hacking epilators and ball trimmers to play pop songs (like Brittney Spear's 'Toxic') to be funny - then I just feel sorry for you.

[Edit: I'll add Dance Monkey instead of Toxic, as that's Amber's favourite song]

Dance Monkey on Electric Toothbrushes

Dance Monkey by Tones and I played by two electric toothbrushes, three credit card machines, and two electric typewriters. I also made the toothbrushes dance...

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