Hippy Dippy
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“I was recently diagnosed with …”
FILL IN THE BLANKS.
FILL IN THE BLANKS.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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''I'm shy''. No you're not. For the same reasons you don't have social anxiety, you are an attention vacuum. Nobody with even a smidge of shyness or social anxiety would run around in public SCREAMING and dancing around, nor would they eat in fast food restaurants if they were your size. They also wouldn't force themselves into other people's friend groups or invite themselves to LIVE in someone else's home. Shut up.
I guess SHY = DAINTY for the silly cow.
''Old AmberLynn, who I used to be''. Good Lord.
You have been the same piece of shit since you were a teen (and probably a child). You have to actually change as a person to go on these weird ''I've grown'' rants.
Oink Oink.
She's really laying this act on thick. So level headed and articulate, isn't she? Incredible.
The only thing that could make this whale interesting is Jade throwing her ass to the side and getting together with Dusty or Thumb.
I guess SHY = DAINTY for the silly cow.
''Old AmberLynn, who I used to be''. Good Lord.
You have been the same piece of shit since you were a teen (and probably a child). You have to actually change as a person to go on these weird ''I've grown'' rants.
Oink Oink.
She's really laying this act on thick. So level headed and articulate, isn't she? Incredible.
The only thing that could make this whale interesting is Jade throwing her ass to the side and getting together with Dusty or Thumb.
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Cornfed
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Another fucking journal? If she got off her ass and took a walk it would do her a world of good better than lying to herself via penning made up stories in these insufferable self help books.
She deserves the fat fate she has, and when she dies her last journal entry will be about how how she is "doing the damn thing".
Love that for her.
She deserves the fat fate she has, and when she dies her last journal entry will be about how how she is "doing the damn thing".
Love that for her.
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Uploading archives through Tor. It's slow, but I hope it works 
I'm having hallucinations (not clickbait) & lets talk about my hernia | vlog
realistic grocery haul, new dish set, & gf doing my hair | vlog
Some screenshots of Hamber being a tard on IG
Dusty also released a video talking about the first year she was with Hamber. She plans on releasing a video for each year she has known/was with Hamber
I'm having hallucinations (not clickbait) & lets talk about my hernia | vlog
realistic grocery haul, new dish set, & gf doing my hair | vlog
Some screenshots of Hamber being a tard on IG
Dusty also released a video talking about the first year she was with Hamber. She plans on releasing a video for each year she has known/was with Hamber
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Amber hallucinates in her sleep, which has been known throughout history as "dreaming." Jade Francis gets sleep paralysis so bad, she goes unconscious, which throughout history has been known as "sleeping."
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tldw: Dust Bin blabbers on about shit no one cares about for 25 minutes. Most intersting thing said is that one time Amber flipped her shit at Dusty in a Walmart, and peeled out in her scooty puff in full cunt mode because Dusty called Amber by her ex's pet name. Dusty fucked off and left leaving Hambo to walk half of the way home before Dusty decided to go back and pick her up. Just imagin the then 350 lb heffalump huffing it along a busy road just glistening with rage, lol.
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I have decided that the best part of Destiny's story about Amber getting mad and scootypuffing away, is the idea that Amber got mad and went off to have a tantrum, fully expecting Destiny to be wracked with guilt and spending the rest of the evening searching for Amber, then begging forgiveness when Amber allowed herself to be found.
Instead Destiny looked around a little then went home.
Imagining how Amber must have felt when she realized that her ride had left her dramatic ass behind is cheering me up quite a bit today.
Instead Destiny looked around a little then went home.
Imagining how Amber must have felt when she realized that her ride had left her dramatic ass behind is cheering me up quite a bit today.
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I dipped a toe in over at the reddit and I guess Jade and Amber have been fighting with people in the comments using fake names? Over the Strawberry Hill stuff? I dunno. I couldn't stay long enough to properly figure it out because I could feel brain cells dying the longer I had the page open.
I guess the cake sender showed up on reddit?
Amber noticed
I guess the cake sender showed up on reddit?
Amber noticed
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She always has to be so childish.
Bitch you wear it up cause you dont wash it and its too hot to keep down so stoppit
Bitch you wear it up cause you dont wash it and its too hot to keep down so stoppit
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Hi BP!!!! Glad to be back.
She needs to cut that raggedy, stringy ass hair off. The ends are so thin and frail it makes her hair look unhealthy, aside from it being drenched in grease. What is she talking about she never wears it down? This bitch really goes out of her way to be the literal biggest cunt.
She needs to cut that raggedy, stringy ass hair off. The ends are so thin and frail it makes her hair look unhealthy, aside from it being drenched in grease. What is she talking about she never wears it down? This bitch really goes out of her way to be the literal biggest cunt.
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HOLY FUCK THAT ARM SHE'S GONE FULL JABBA THE HUT!!
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Destiny is smart to finally "spill the tea." It would certainly help her channel.
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Even Dusty coming online to tell us about shit FatAl did years ago doesnt help make her any more interesting.
New Plates.
New Food.
Should I try Temu?
BTW guys sometimes I totally dream things (not clickbait)
I need Jade Francis My Girlfriend Wifey to cause some trouble asap. Break Up with the beast, move out, move her to NY, whatever. Just something. At least the farms are back to make this a bit more bearable
New Plates.
New Food.
Should I try Temu?
BTW guys sometimes I totally dream things (not clickbait)
I need Jade Francis My Girlfriend Wifey to cause some trouble asap. Break Up with the beast, move out, move her to NY, whatever. Just something. At least the farms are back to make this a bit more bearable
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What a fat fucking nobody.
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Plot Summaries with (minimal) commentary. This is really just to add the key points of the events of the past week so that there isn't a gap in her timeline on this thread.
TL;DR: Same shit, different day.
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Amber's 'hallucinations' are hypnagogia. This is a condition - well, not a condition, more like a state of sleep - where your brain is in the dream state, but your body isn't quite there yet. As a result, elements from your dream can creep into your perceptions of the real world - usually as auditory or visual elements. It affects up to 70% of people, so completely NORMAL.
Jade suffers from sleep paralysis - but as Amber doesn't treat Jade as a real person in her vlogs, I don't care and won't waste time talking about her bullshit.
Amber tries to appropriate this condition, and says she experienced it once. She said it was when she was living alone, but then contradicts that and says 'when WE were in the other bedroom', showing that Jade is the original girlfriend, and there was no period of time between Becky and Jade where Amber was alone. Anyway, Amber described it as a tickling sensation on her hand before falling asleep - which was probably just one of the cats checking for food.
Amber talks about her hernia as an excuse to do a full body shot for the thumbnail (gotta get those clicks). Amber attributes her hernia to the 21" incision from her hysterectomy, not wearing the black yoga pants as much (which gave abdo support), and her being much more active recently. As an afterthought, she says that her weight is A factor (rather than the main factor), but then immediately mentions that her age of 32 is also a factor.
Amber admits that's she was 24/7 sedentary before. You know, during that time she was saying it was fatphboic to assume she wasn't mobile, and when she was insisting she was exercising to work on her 'stamina'?
Toe sighting at @9:56, if you wanna see that. I'll just put it here.
Jade suffers from sleep paralysis - but as Amber doesn't treat Jade as a real person in her vlogs, I don't care and won't waste time talking about her bullshit.
Amber tries to appropriate this condition, and says she experienced it once. She said it was when she was living alone, but then contradicts that and says 'when WE were in the other bedroom', showing that Jade is the original girlfriend, and there was no period of time between Becky and Jade where Amber was alone. Anyway, Amber described it as a tickling sensation on her hand before falling asleep - which was probably just one of the cats checking for food.
Amber talks about her hernia as an excuse to do a full body shot for the thumbnail (gotta get those clicks). Amber attributes her hernia to the 21" incision from her hysterectomy, not wearing the black yoga pants as much (which gave abdo support), and her being much more active recently. As an afterthought, she says that her weight is A factor (rather than the main factor), but then immediately mentions that her age of 32 is also a factor.
Amber admits that's she was 24/7 sedentary before. You know, during that time she was saying it was fatphboic to assume she wasn't mobile, and when she was insisting she was exercising to work on her 'stamina'?
Toe sighting at @9:56, if you wanna see that. I'll just put it here.
Her realistic grocery haul has the same foods as all of her other pretending-to-lose-weight hauls. Amber's still doing Hello Fresh, so these foods are in addition to the complete meals that she and Jade are getting from that company. I believe it was in this video that you get a quick view of the freezer, and it's full of the same shit food that she always eaten. [Edit - I'm gonna go find the picture]
Amber orders a new dish set. The plates are round and have a lip like a shallow bowl (I guess for maximum stuffing). She gets 4 dinner plates, 4 luncheon plates, 4 bowls, and 4 MASSIVE flatish bowls (which I'm guessing are for pasta?). Amber says the old set were too awkward to wash and stack, and gives the bullshit excuse that this is why she was using paper plates.
The rest of her video is just shots of bad angles of her body for clicks, and her talking about and fussing over her hair. Seriously, there is SO MUCH FILLER.
Amber orders a new dish set. The plates are round and have a lip like a shallow bowl (I guess for maximum stuffing). She gets 4 dinner plates, 4 luncheon plates, 4 bowls, and 4 MASSIVE flatish bowls (which I'm guessing are for pasta?). Amber says the old set were too awkward to wash and stack, and gives the bullshit excuse that this is why she was using paper plates.
The rest of her video is just shots of bad angles of her body for clicks, and her talking about and fussing over her hair. Seriously, there is SO MUCH FILLER.
The 'secret' she's been keeping for us is that in the last month or so, she's only eaten takeout twice - and one of those was the bubble tea she showed when 'walking' Twinkie several videos back. She's been eating TV dinners at the suggestion of the dietician for 'healthier' alternatives to takeout. (Basically, she's doing the same shit she's been doing for years).
Amber shows us her washing the dishes. She won't use the dishwasher, because she's GRATEFUL that she can stand and wash the dishes (as there was a time in the past where she couldn't).
Amber shows us her shopping online at TEMU. She mentions people commenting that she buys so much and does so many hauls. Amber explains that this is because it's her JOB as a YouTuber. Of course, she glosses over the facts that:
1) She never shows the products more than just opening them and saying 'I bought this', and
2) We see tons of shit in her house, or in boxes to go to GoodWill that were never a part of any of her many 'hauls'
So yeah, Amber's blaming her audience for her shopping addiction.
Again, lots of filler that doesn't matter. Oh, Amber is now no longer doing Hello Fresh.
Amber shows us her washing the dishes. She won't use the dishwasher, because she's GRATEFUL that she can stand and wash the dishes (as there was a time in the past where she couldn't).
Amber shows us her shopping online at TEMU. She mentions people commenting that she buys so much and does so many hauls. Amber explains that this is because it's her JOB as a YouTuber. Of course, she glosses over the facts that:
1) She never shows the products more than just opening them and saying 'I bought this', and
2) We see tons of shit in her house, or in boxes to go to GoodWill that were never a part of any of her many 'hauls'
So yeah, Amber's blaming her audience for her shopping addiction.
Again, lots of filler that doesn't matter. Oh, Amber is now no longer doing Hello Fresh.
The sender of the cake went to Reddit and provided purchase receipts to prove she was the one who sent the Strawberry Hill order to Amber. Turns out, she's a French exchange student who's currently studying in the US, and who recently found Amber (probably through Aline's video). She felt bad about the hate that Amber was getting so she and her roommate sent this to Amber because it's been her family's tradition to send these items to family and friends (loved ones) for generations. And she had placed orders with this particular bakery several times already. The frog mentioned that she can no longer watch Ambo's videos without her stomach churning - but I just realized I don't have this screenshot, and don't feel like looking for it. The TL;DR of it is that she's yet another ambaby-turned-haydur now.
Amber uses her 140 IQ reading skills to twist this story into something that doesn't make sense. If she's FRENCH, how did she order from Strawberry Hill for generations as they don't do international shipping?! (Of course missing the point that these are EUROPEAN desserts, and have been available from various bakeries across Europe for centuries). And of course, also glossing over the fact that the sender is currently living in the US. Amber gets mad that everyone believes this 'sob story' from some rando on the internet, and insists that EVERYONE is missing the point that AMBER'S FEELINGS WERE HURT, SO NO MATTER WHAT IT'S THE OTHER PERSON'S RESPONSIBILITY TO APOLOGIZE.
Screenshots were from the videos done by Karina Kaboom and Fable's Table (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5RUR3fhX-o and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89nKmdBMqrE ) I wasn't the one who redacted the details:
The cake-sending frog replies...
Amber uses her 140 IQ reading skills to twist this story into something that doesn't make sense. If she's FRENCH, how did she order from Strawberry Hill for generations as they don't do international shipping?! (Of course missing the point that these are EUROPEAN desserts, and have been available from various bakeries across Europe for centuries). And of course, also glossing over the fact that the sender is currently living in the US. Amber gets mad that everyone believes this 'sob story' from some rando on the internet, and insists that EVERYONE is missing the point that AMBER'S FEELINGS WERE HURT, SO NO MATTER WHAT IT'S THE OTHER PERSON'S RESPONSIBILITY TO APOLOGIZE.
Screenshots were from the videos done by Karina Kaboom and Fable's Table (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5RUR3fhX-o and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89nKmdBMqrE ) I wasn't the one who redacted the details:
The cake-sending frog replies...
Destiny's tea was about as good as any cup of tea... if you reused the tea bag, let it steep for 3 hours, and then served it room temperature with grit settled in the bottom of the cup. Still, you'd drink that tea if you were dying of thirst in the desert, and Amber's content is currently as dry as the Sahara - so it is what it is. The video covered the year of 2015 (I think, the first calendar year they were together) and the 3 main points from the video was:
#1
Amber lied about the seatbelt not working in Dusty's car - Amber was just too fat/lazy to wear it.
#2
Implied but not outright stated, Destiny's 'acid reflex' (yes, Destiny called it 'reflex') was caused by stress from dealing with Amber. After the scooter incident, Destiny would install and delete a chat app so she could talk to 'Pookie' (Desiny's ex fiance) in secret from Amber.
#3
Early in the relationship, Amber and Destiny had a small squabble in Walmart when Destiny accidentally called Amber 'Pookie' (the pet name for Destiny's ex fiance). Amber scooted off in a rage, and kept hiding from her in the store and not answering her phone when Destiny tried to find her to apologize. After several minutes of this game, Destiny said 'fuck this', and drove home (leaving Amber behind). Amber tried calling Destiny, but Destiny ignored her phone for a while and went to take a shower instead. Destiny later returned the call, and went to pick up Amber, who had already hurpled her ass half-way home by then. And considering that Amber has shown us that she walks 1/2 mile in like, 50 minutes (and will do everything possible to AVOID walking), Destiny must have been ignoring Amber's calls for quite a while.
#1
Amber lied about the seatbelt not working in Dusty's car - Amber was just too fat/lazy to wear it.
#2
Implied but not outright stated, Destiny's 'acid reflex' (yes, Destiny called it 'reflex') was caused by stress from dealing with Amber. After the scooter incident, Destiny would install and delete a chat app so she could talk to 'Pookie' (Desiny's ex fiance) in secret from Amber.
#3
Early in the relationship, Amber and Destiny had a small squabble in Walmart when Destiny accidentally called Amber 'Pookie' (the pet name for Destiny's ex fiance). Amber scooted off in a rage, and kept hiding from her in the store and not answering her phone when Destiny tried to find her to apologize. After several minutes of this game, Destiny said 'fuck this', and drove home (leaving Amber behind). Amber tried calling Destiny, but Destiny ignored her phone for a while and went to take a shower instead. Destiny later returned the call, and went to pick up Amber, who had already hurpled her ass half-way home by then. And considering that Amber has shown us that she walks 1/2 mile in like, 50 minutes (and will do everything possible to AVOID walking), Destiny must have been ignoring Amber's calls for quite a while.
TL;DR: Same shit, different day.
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I legit don't know how she didn't lose her ability to stand yet.