Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

I legit don't know how she didn't lose her ability to stand yet.

Yet more evidence that we're in a simulation - like a bumblebee, Amber's body completely defies the laws of physics.

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Plot Summary with Commentary. "Cooking dinner, snack taste test, & looking cute". So, basically lies, filler, and eating on camera for clicks. *Sigh*, expect this summary to be SHORT.

Spoiler: cooking dinner, snack taste test, & looking cute | vlog

Amber's in the bathroom, leaning on the counter. She just woke up and looks a right mess. At least her right ear isn't looking red like it was in the last video. I was expecting this video to start with her talking about yet another bout of cellulitis.

More pretending to shower.

She thanks her audience for their compliments on her hair and their support. Amber is now here for her supporters. She's happy that they are proud of her not letting takeout control her anymore.

Story Time - Something Happened to Amber a month ago, and it was scary. This mystery event made her grateful to be alive and changed her thinking - just like all of the other times she's claimed that an event scared her and changed her thinking. Want to know what happened? Tune in next time: same FAT time, same FAT channel!

JUMPCUT!! in the kitchen, talking about pans from TJ Maxx. Haydurs have noticed she bought a bottle opener (for cork-capped bottles). Amber totally doesn't drink - they bought it to open a bottle of olive oil, and now Jade uses it as a box opener!

COOKING DINNER! - Amber's making tacos with ground turkey and corn. It's basically these flat taco shells (that look like rectangular boats) with refried beans, meat and corn, pickled jalapeno peppers, and cheese. Dietician approved, I'm sure. Taste test, because of course we have to eat on camera.

Amber puts her hair into a ponytail. Listening to H3 because it's quality content. Amber claims to have low self-esteem. Bitch, you only PRETEND to have low self-esteem to fish for compliments. "Don't let anyone dole your sparkle, mkay? And today, my sparkle is sparking".

SMART SWEETS CANDY TASTE TEST! Open mouth chewing and talking with food in her mouth. This is the same brand of candy that she bought for Becky when Becky was first diagnosed with diabetes - just sayin'. She's gonna have two and stop, because she feels that eating the whole bag would be 'triggering'. Triggering to WHAT? According to you, you DON'T HAVE B.E.D.

TL;DR: Something scary happened to her a month ago, but she's not ready to talk about it yet. It was really scary and TOTALLY changed her thinking (just like every other scary thing in the past that she said was a 'wake up call' for her to change). Amber is now here for her supporters. Amber makes and eats tacos. Amber eats low sugar candy. This is complete filler nontent.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Amber shows us her washing the dishes. She won't use the dishwasher, because she's GRATEFUL that she can stand and wash the dishes (as there was a time in the past where she couldn't).

This is a lah. Besides the fact that washing the dishes on film was performative to show just how she's totally mobile and active... this is not why she doesnt use the dishwasher. My guess here is Jade has straight up told Amber she's not her house nigga and isnt going to do dishes all the time, which is why Amber switched to paper plates etc.

Amber cannot physically use the dishwasher. At best she could put something in the tray but she cant open it all he way and definitely cant close it.

Spoiler: Dishwasher spergout

Some evidence: A few months back they were redoing their drawers, and there were bottom drawers at the ground level that were still pulled out. Amber just kicked at them and said something to the effect that Wifey was still working on those.

Amber cant properly use the fridge. Even though she has shown multiple "organization sessions" of the fridge, she cant use it. She is so wide she ahs to stand to the side and reach in sideways and blind with her face against the freezer door. She cannot bend over and reach out in front of her to access items on the shelves.

Despite her joints hypermobility, she cannot bend down in the space and remain standing while doing a complex task such as putting a plate in the lower shelf of teh dishwasher or closing the door.

In every instance of apartment at the Henry, the dishwasher is in the island by the sink, and across from the stove. This is a very tight space for her to maneuver in. The usual procedure for loading the dishwasher is to open the door, pull out the appropriate racks, and turn from the sink to the side to load it. Amber cannot do this.

You can watch her struggle to clean her kitchen in this bottle video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAV4tT9td9E

For funsies next time the site is taking an hour long outage for maintenance, duct tape a few couch cushions to your front and side and try to load your dishwasher.

 

[Xenomorph]

I GOT A STORIE AND ITS SCURRY AND EMBARASSEEN BUT IM NOT GONNA TALKK ABOUT IT IN THIS VIDER

We know..you need time to come up with one, fatty.

 

[FatalTater]

All of FailureLynn's videos are just filler until she dies. Shouldn't be long now.

I guess she realized that the thumbnails where she's putting food in her face are the videos that get the most clicks.

 

[Xenomorph]

her claiming she got tons of compliments was a complete and total cope because she knows everyone said its ratty and it got to her.
Two things Amber will never ever ignore is if someone said she stinks and her hair is ugly.
She gets BIG mad and in one week she Dusty said she stunk and everyone called her hair nasty lmao

 

[FatalTater]

Remember when Amber quit doing Q&As on her hi.im.bambi tiktok or whatever? She's back.

 

[TardiX]

The best part of the cakegate conclusion is that some French retard was all up in her comments calling everyone bullies and telling Amber she's lovely then gets all surprised pikachu face when Amber is a massive cunt.

Personally I think haydur nation is the one owed an apology here.

Hamber is a terrible person and I'm glad her womb rotted

 

[FatalTater]

One learns pretty early in life that if the crowd has their torches and pitchforks out for a person, it's best to look around and ask a few questions before defending them.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Remember when Amber quit doing Q&As on her hi.im.bambi tiktok or whatever? She's back.

She can’t help herself being the centre of attention. YT is still a huge ego-trip.

I am becoming more and more convinced that the whole WLS “journey” is rubbish. Her PTSD has been diagnosed and cured at an incredible speed. We do not hear anything from the dietician and she still eats like before and is not even trying to lose some weight before surgery.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

How I think the whole "hallucination" thing came to be.

SCENE: MG,W and Hamber are sitting in the living room, watching TV, scrolling on their devices, and Hamber also has her laptop open, multitasking like a dingus dumbass boss, listening to H3 through the ever-present air pod while occasionally looking up to the TV and screeching at MG,W about something that happens. Something prompts MG,W to tell Hamber about the time she had sleep paralysis and it was so bad she "passed out". Hamber, ever stupid, doesn't ask if "passing out" while you're asleep just means you're still asleep.

Instead, she has to tell MG,W about her OWN sleep paralysis, which involves spiders or some bullshit, but ALSO, because she is a dainty princess and this dates back to Hamber at 4, involves a green purse. Because material shit is all she cares about and green is her favorite color. Then, since Hamber has to one up everyone*, she starts blathering about hallucinations further, saying she sees them when she wakes up! At least once a month! She even throws in a completely fabricated anecdote about seeing a spider on the ceiling after awakening in some cool, dark middle of the night, and she "jumped" out of bed screaming. While Hamber doesn't say her name, she claims Krystle woke up and was concerned, asking her WTF. Don't you see that spider? Of course not, Krystle says, and Hamber allegedly says, oh, I must have been hallucinating, and they go back to sleep.

There are many reasons to doubt this story beyond it being told by a narcissistic pathological liar: this is the first time she has ever told this story to anyone, as far as I'm able to tell, no one would say they were having "hallucinations" like that, they would just say they were seeing things, and there is no way in hell Hamber would "jump" out of bed.

By the way, Hamber, if you want to seem smarter than you actually are (which you do), seeing shit when waking up from a dreamlike state is called hypnopompic hallucination. This is not the same thing as the more psychiatric "hallucinations" that are generally used to describe as being part of things like schizophrenia. It's just a way of describing something - an image ("hallucination") - when that something is seen at a particular time - hypno = sleep, pompe = send away - i.e., when on is moving between sleep and waking ("sending away" sleep/dreams) and the brain is carrying imagery from that state. They're not uncommon, and it doesn't make you corky even if you were telling the truth (you are not).

FYI, the opposite, seeing things when falling asleep, is hypnagogic: hypno = sleep, agogos = lead, i.e., leading from waking to sleeping. Again, no corkiness to be found.

Why yes, at one time I studied linguistics, and even thought I might work in the field. Then I realized that was stupid unless I wanted to be poor. But it's handy to know shit like this.

* The only time I recall Hamber not even trying to one up someone on a major story is when Becky was telling Hamber how she almost drowned. Hamber remarked how terrible that was, but at least Becky was alive, and that Hamber had "never almost not drown-ded", The reason it wouldn't be believable is because no one would ever believe Hamber was in a pool.

 

[reinhold]

There are many reasons to doubt this story beyond it being told by a narcissistic pathological liar: this is the first time she has ever told this story to anyone, as far as I'm able to tell, no one would say they were having "hallucinations" like that, they would just say they were seeing things, and there is no way in hell Hamber would "jump" out of bed.

All of this, and also: the ambiguity of sleep and wakefulness, and a tendency to mistake one for the other, can be further heightened in people who are partially waking on a frequent basis throughout the night... e.g., people who have untreated sleep apnea, that sort of thing.

If she's constantly rousing from shallow sleep, that only increases the chances that she's "waking up" when in fact she's actually still effectively asleep and dreaming.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

* The only time I recall Hamber not even trying to one up someone on a major story is when Becky was telling Hamber how she almost drowned. Hamber remarked how terrible that was, but at least Becky was alive, and that Hamber had "never almost not drown-ded",

That was totally a one up. Only a chinless, ignorant hick could ever almost drownded. Sophisticated city gorls like Amber could never almost drownded. In fact, she was the state champion of never almost drownded. Captain of the Never Almost Drownded Team, she was.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Any stories that Amber, aka Pookie, tells us now are most likely fabricated or exaggerated. The story of going to S.P.A.C.E. as a foster child and being asked to participate became that of a dancer and choreographer extraordinaire wooing the world over.

For almost all of us, even if we have interesting careers and fulfilling families, most of the time, we have boring lives dealing with all our responsibilities. I cannot see a nearly housebound morbidly obese individual having a life so full of adventures that celebrities and jet setters are dazzled by it. She is not vlogging her life because there is nothing to vlog, sitting for hours eating, and watching videos on her devices.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Ah, my bad. From time to time, I keep trying to apply real world logic to the hamberverse.

 

[Salvador Dali]

I sifted through Hamber's IG Q&A to find the most notable questions and responses. Notable may be too generous of a word in this instance.

Spoiler: Hamtard IG dump

Disgusting cow crossover




Wipey is a Kentucky local btw

This one was extra retarded


This is the same person who always had the camera shoved in Dusty's face and filmed her on the toilet.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Why the fuck is Black Becky writing all the answers?

 

[FatalTater]

LOL
She doesn't "love" her supporters, if indeed she has any. She loves attention and is afraid of being forgotten.

FailureLynn was getting a lot of heat from comments over the cake tantrum, and now Destiny telling a truth here and there... which honestly I believe Amber contacted Destiny and asked her to do so they could both get youtube coin.

Considering what a nice apartment costs per month and what the Social Blade has been showing I expect more desperate behavior, especially with the cost of food still rising.

Could Amber be wanting a diagnosis of something mental so she can get SSI if/when youtube stops being a good income source? It might explain her talking of hallucinations.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

LOL
She doesn't "love" her supporters, if indeed she has any. She loves attention and is afraid of being forgotten.

Yep. She usually love her supporters when she feels cornered. As soon as she is in the clear, she'll act like her disdainful self.

FailureLynn was getting a lot of heat from comments over the cake tantrum, and now Destiny telling a truth here and there... which honestly I believe Amber contacted Destiny and asked her to do so they could both get youtube coin.

While it is always possible, but Amber is no evil genius being able to concoct such a plan. Amber is so selfish that she could not accept that Destiny would make any money from her. Amber did not share her income with Becky in the last month of her relationship. It also does not fit her narrative that she was a victim in this relationship.

Considering what a nice apartment costs per month and what the Social Blade has been showing I expect more desperate behavior, especially with the cost of food still rising.

Her views have been slowly going down, thus her income. She is click-bating like crazy and trying to bring up drama to no avail. She is even pissing off the French, her only supporters. I hope she does her taxes herself.

Could Amber be wanting a diagnosis of something mental so she can get SSI if/when youtube stops being a good income source? It might explain her talking of hallucinations.

There is no doubt that she will go on benefit if/when YT money disssapear. Working is so beneath her. She is the equivalent of Paul Mason, UK's greatest moocher.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber is coping because she cannot control the narrative for Dusty. Dusty is now in some form of control that is out of Hamhocks grasp and she is pissed off it's hilarious because Amber made money off of Dusty's personal time (bathroom, dressing room, shower scenes) and her Family and she is acting like she never included Dusty's personal life at all which is not true.
Dusty did not use Amber, in fact she was entitled to half of that money as she was in her vlogs daily.
Amber is just rage bouncing on her strained as fuck couch jiggling her newfound "hernia" because fat cunt cannot wear pants anymore that were holding her gunt up like a truss.
Its hilarious to know she (Amber) doesnt know what Dusty will say about her next and I am here for it.