Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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I will never ever believe Amber was molested because she does not harbour the usual hall marks of a child abuse victim. Amber is fat who sheer laziness and addiction because of her heritage. There is another reason why she does not lean in to it either because if it is ever found out that she was not mollested that's it. That optics wise is a death sentence on Youtube and she knows that too.
 
I liked the part where Jade wore the 3XL shirt that Amber said was WAY TOO BEEEEG for her cause Jade wears a "medium" and the 3XL fit her perfectly. I know vanity sizes in America are crazy, but Jade is morbidly obese too. She looks human only when compared to Amberlynn. Amber pretending that Jade is some slender fit kween is so ridiculous. SHE FAT!
 
Oh. My. Fucking. Buddha.

This bitch. This lying bitch. This lying, manipulating, gaslighting, narcissistic bitch.

I have words.

Same shirt as the last one where she's forcing an over the top reaction to all the cheap, tacky shit she bought. So I guess this was the part she filmed first.

WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY FUCKING HAIR, JFC.

She's waiting for her therapy (lulz) appointment and reading about the Kohlberger trial, don't care. She'd make a shitty juror.

Says it's her 9th therapy (lulz) session. She's very excited because it means she's almost able to cross this off the list, as if she'd be approved after the last session. Wine the therapy is as imaginary as the WLS, I harbor some doubts unless a doctor is simply completely without ethics. If so, better make sure that malpractice insurance is paid up.

"They're not looking for perfection, they're looking for progress." What fucking progress have you made, LiarLynn? You're maintaining 500+ pounds, which means you're not doing what you should be doing.

Oh, FFS, whining again about not sleeping enough. "I'm just hoping to fall asleep early tonight. I dunno, I just have the most energy at nighttime." Might have something to do with you getting up at noon, bitch, and staying up all night watching TikTok. Get a fucking CPAP. Go to bed at night. Get up in the morning. But no, I suppose that would be like admitting all your munchie muh mentalz issues are fake and what you really have is NPD/HPD. And people would be pointing out that you could actually leave the house and go do something interesting at a time when the world there is awake, and who the fuck wants that?

Good news? Let's hear it! Oh. She got her Temu order today. And this is where she started pissing me off. Because I did go and watch that unpacking of cheap, tacky shit. And in THAT video, she said the order arrived "like two weeks ago" at the 1:09 mark. So if in THIS video, it arrived "today" it means it's two weeks old, and she should be on therapy (lulz) session 11 currently. Or she could just be a lying whore and not remember what she said just hours apart in filming, which is certainly possible.

Blah blah Temu don't care.

Therapy (lulz) is done. Last week she had to write about whatever and this week she has to write about patterns of behavior, like jumping to conclusions, mind reading (aka, thinking everyone thinks negatively of her), overgeneralization, etc. Claims she knows she's not being super sharing with therapy (lulz) because it's "private",. Like shitting your pants?

"Ever since I was diagnosed with PTSD..." YOU WERE NOT DIAGNOSED WITH PTSD, YOU ATTENTION-WHORING CUNT.

Claims she has to fill out a PCL-5 before each appointment. Glad the community could be of help to you by pointing out your previous bullshit on the self-reporting so you could ad it to your therapy (lulz) fairy tale, bitch. Claims her score has "already lowered." GramnarLynn in the house. "Therapy [lulz] works, children. Dew it. I wish I had done it sooner." Like the past year that you claimed to be in therapy? With a therapist who did evidence-based instead of surface-based treatment that you raved about, just like you have with this therapy (lulz)? Whatever. Narcs cannot be treated with any real success, and they never change. I don't believe the therapy (lulz) arc at all.

Says they talked about her brother, and how overly emotional she gets talking about what he's going through, but oh, she's not going to say what that is because it's his business - except when you want to tell us he's on drugs or homeless or back in jail, I guess - and her therapist reminded her that she's going through a lot. Because apparently she's putting herself in her brother's shoes and feeling guilty about the things he's going through even though those things are not her fault and goddammit, Hamber, could you stop lying for even a single minute? Her therapist tells her she needs to learn to focus on herself. You don't do ANYTHING except focus on yourself, twat. Tries to get that quaver in her voice as she repeats the bullshit about putting herself in his shoes and claims her therapist said:

"Yeah. You're an empath. For sure"

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Sure they did, LiarLynn.
"I started LOLing. I'm so quirky. I dunno, I just really like this therapist. She's really great."
Says he person who once claimed they always use proper English when doing everything. And it's entirely possible to like a therapist when that
therapist is yourself, telling you thinks you want to hear.

Moving on, she's going to get the Temu box and has to show us her hooves as she waddles off. FFS, now she's posing with the box and making possible thumbnails for that video. This does not need to be in here. Does some stupid little routine, which I guess is to try to be funny or something. You're not funny bitch, even if you are riding high on the dopamine rush you got from opening all this assorted cheap, tacky bullshit like a three year old on xmas day.

She filmed the Temu crap and is now showing us the trashtacular mess she made. There's no reason for showing this except to reinforce what an utter fucking waste and waster of resources she is. Claims she is going to clean up the mess (sure) and get the boxes to recycling (sure).

Also a note of interest, maybe to me alone: it looks to me as if the rug they'd put in the living room is not there.

Has a cat brush with a button mechanism to push the hair off the bristles for easy cleaning. Maybe if she actually took care of her animals herself, she'd know these brushes have existed for years and they are great. Shows some tiny playing cards se claims she's going to play solitaire with "right now". Sure.

Next day. Complains about the lighting. She's wearing the bambi shirt some rando (sure) sent her. Starts talking about her fucking hair and how it's a mess because she's "spring cleaning". No, you're not. and

WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY HAIR, BITCH!

Goes into a ramble about "sweet support and kind words" about her dietitian visit. The one were you weren't even able to lose four pounds to meet the goal you insisted be set? That one? Nah.

Says she feels she goes more in depth about her feelings and therapy (lulz) on her IG account. Yeah, it's way easier to control things over there, since she instablocks people and can lob herself easy, mewling questions and comments. It's also, by the by, a great way for her to try damage control and rag on Destiny even though she said she wasn't going to respond to what Destiny has said. She tells everyone to follow her there, and she lvoes to interact with her viewers.

JFC, still only eight minutes in on this 20 minutes bullshit. Says they took her off lamictal because it "just wasn't working" for her. That's what happens when you take meds for things you don't have, bitch. You're not bipolar. Claims they said to just go with zoloft for her "bipolar" and anxiety and see if that helps. Whatever. Everything is lies in the hamberverse.

Blah blah uninteresting stuff here. She has said for the second time to go watch the temu haul shit. Hurting for those views, huh.

MG,W shows up, wearing the 2X bambi shirt. Won't be long before that 2X won't fit, based on a look at her. She's also using the CUNTY mug some troll sent to the PO, assuming it wasn't Hamber herself.

Next day.

Instead of just using one of the fucking mirrors she has around the house, Hamber is using the camera as one to put on her makeup. Getting ready to go to the doctor, doesn't want to go. But she still has not...

WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY HAIR, BITCH.

MG,W gave her an orchid (that's she always has wanted) that MG,W will no doubt have to tend.

Said she lost one of the backings to her stupid earrings in the docs office, but she found it. She calls it "going out of your comfort zone, know what I'm sayin'?" and no, you fat bitch, it isn't out of our comfort zone to pick shit up off the floor.

Barnes & Noble - note the lack of an S on the end of that, Hamber. She buys her mother a card and a journal. Naturally. Bought herself some kind of slime fidget thing, because she's such a fidgeter, y'all`

Almost there. We can do this.

Got some mini Lego bullshit, Individual Disney figures. She wants Cruella. Whatever, skip.

Now on to virtue signaling about Temu and how it's cheap crap made by people who are basically slave labor. She's moralizing now about finding out a company's practices. But she's not going to speak on it so she doesn't run afoul of YT's TOS, and wtf are you talking about, bitch.

Where the fuck do you think all those Torrid tents are made? Or the earrings from Wommart? It's the same shit you buy endlessly on Amazon. But go ahead. See what you can buy that's made in the US. Or doesn't have pieces of their products made in Malaysia or Cambodia or Thailand or India or or or. Good luck with your "research" and devotion to this newfound virtue of yours. It will probably last as long as your Optavia era, such as it was.

The end, finally. Except

WASH THAT GODDAMNED GREASY, NASTY HAIR, YOU UTTER PIG!

Thank you.

TL;DW/R: Talks about therapy (lulz), whines as usual about not getting sleep, tells us she got the TEMU box "today", while in the unpacking of that cheap, tacky shit, she said it came two weeks ago, so this is two weeks old at a minimum - which would put her at therapy (lulz) session 11 at least, but she says this is number nine. Goes to the doctor, to Barnes & Noble, buys shit for her sainted mom which happens to be the same shit she buys for herself, virtue signals about Temu BAD for offering cheap tacky shit made by slave labor.

Under the Hood has been collecting Hamber's IG posts, and made a short video about how she's contradicted herself about the supposed molestation she went through. He's putting all those pieces together.

This is a reply she made to someone saying they were also molested and were unable to remember things at first but did later.

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Wasn't she in foster care from 12-18? Didn't she say she was diddled by dear old dad's friends? UTH says there's at least one other version of this shit she's claimed, and it makes me want to puke to even think for a split second that she's lying about this shit, but since she is who she is, I am. Fucking cunt.
 
Barnes & Noble - note the lack of an S on the end of that, Hamber
This is a Midwestern thing, slapping an 'S' onto the end of certain store names. Krogers, Meijers, Blockbusters, JC Penny's, etc.
We think of Kentucky as a southern state, but Lexington is close enough to Cincinatti that there are people living there who commute to Ohio (a Midwestern state) for work daily. This is likely a remnant of her time mirroring Becky.
 
She can't even bear to look at a pair of trainers now because of MuH tRaUma over twisting her fucking ankle, will the weight finally drop off of Our Gorl because surely she'll be too traumatised to eat now that she nearly choked to death, right? Right?
Haha! Someone actually asked her about this on IG (I didn't manage to save the screenshot). Basically, Amber said that she hasn't had Seafood Boil since, but no, there was no PTSD or trauma around seafood boil or eating in general. So brave. What a survivor!

...Edit: What fucking channel did she watch to pick up this over the top, dollar store giddiness?...
This is pure Piink Sparkles Saccharin that Amber's emulating. It's truly nauseating.

@Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
...Says they talked about her brother, and how overly emotional she gets talking about what he's going through, but oh, she's not going to say what that is because it's his business - except when you want to tell us he's on drugs or homeless or back in jail, I guess - and her therapist reminded her that she's going through a lot. Because apparently she's putting herself in her brother's shoes and feeling guilty about the things he's going through even though those things are not her fault and goddammit, Hamber, could you stop lying for even a single minute? Her therapist tells her she needs to learn to focus on herself. You don't do ANYTHING except focus on yourself, twat. Tries to get that quaver in her voice as she repeats the bullshit about putting herself in his shoes and claims her therapist said:...
This is where I lose the respect of all the fellow Kiwi's in this thread for my gullibility, but that whole section made me wonder if she is actually getting some sort of therapy. I mean, obviously this has been filtered through the lens of Amber, and it's not what a head-shrinker would tell her, but there were some things she mentioned about herself that she would have NEVER entertained the idea of before:

I mean, the brother thing has obviously been reinterpretted by Amber, but it sounds like her shink was trying to soften the blow with nice words, by pointing out how she obsesses and fills her mind with shit that doesn't involve her and that she can't fix - probably to give her the excuse of being too 'busy' or 'emotionally drained' to do the things she needs to do to fix herself. Remember when Jenny Craig had to become a 'Jenny Bye-Bye' because brother #3 (the one born while she was in foster care and she held him for 1 minute at the hospital) had made contact with Methmom and she was too emotional to focus on her diet? [You know, after he tried to contact her and she ignored him and didn't bother telling her mom that he was looking for her?] Focusing on her brother in jail gives her something that she can be depressed about, giving her the excuse to be too worried to do anything for herself that she doesn't want to do.

Her shrink likely said something to the affect of:
"You're over 500lbs, you rely on a 'romantic' partner to watch over you like a mother does with a toddler, you smell like a compost bin in the summer, AND you have a slew of medical problems on the verge of going *boom*. But instead of dealing with this, you're putting all of your energy into worrying about whether your brother is spending all of his commissary on Honey Buns to trade for butt-smuggled cigs in the clink! You're a mess - worry about yourself!".

And them Amber translated it to:
"Oh, my shrink pointed out that I'm going through a lot too, and that's important. But you know, it's so hard to think about myself because I'm such an EMPATH!"

And the other things she mentioned, too. Like the 'mind reading' (ignoring what people tell you, and instead decide that you know what they REALLY mean or how they REALLY feel). Or how she assumes that because something makes her feel bad, it must mean that the event itself was bad (when in reality her perception is fucked). She quickly glossed over that these behaviours are things that 'everyone does' (yeah, not to your pathological level, Amber), but she would have never come up with any of that herself. I doubt Lazylynn would have bothered looking up any of this stuff just to pretend she was getting some sort of therapy. She'd just keep saying "It was schtooo intense" while eating pizza and plaintain chips or a family-sized lasagna, like she did during the 'outpatient' lie.

I'm not saying that the WLS arc is 100% true (or even 1% true - I just don't know), but I'm saying that it's not completely out of the realm of possibility that she's talking to a psychologist in some capacity right now.

@Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
...Now on to virtue signaling about Temu and how it's cheap crap made by people who are basically slave labor. She's moralizing now about finding out a company's practices. But she's not going to speak on it so she doesn't run afoul of YT's TOS, and wtf are you talking about, bitch...
Amber's whole response to the TEMU nonsense really sounded fabricated, and an attempt at manufacturing controversy. I don't think people were as angry about TEMU as Amber was suggesting. I mean, TEMU isn't any worse than other companies that Amber uses (and to be fair, probably also a good chunk of her audience uses):
  • They've been accused of using Uyghur slave labour for picking cotton and for sewing the clothing in sweatshops, just like Shein (who Amber also shops from)
  • They have horrible working conditions for the Chinese workers in their manufacturing facilities, just like many other Chinese factories that produce the Dollarstore-level crap that Amber buys. Or like Foxconn, where I'm sure many of Amber's smartphones came from.
  • Their app is essentially malware, that harvests WAY TOO MUCH data from user's phones, and has malicious code that can bypass security features to get EVEN MORE DATA then what it claims to harvest. Apparently, it's also really difficult to remove, and elements of it remain unless you do a full factory reset. Again, TikTok does the exact same thing - which Amber also uses.
TEMU unboxings seemed to be starting to take off because of people getting credits to purchase free merchandise if they got others to use their discount codes (she tried this before with her Hello Fresh meals in early 2020). Amy Slaton did a couple of TEMU unboxing videos, so I guess Amber thought me too. My guess is that she thought this would be a great way to get cheap (or even free) tat to unbox for content and ad revenue. Then Density ruined it with The Dusty Files. With that and people getting sick of every Amber video being either a tat haul or a new (self-diagnosed) illness reveal, Amber realized it wasn't working, so she decided to turn it into this opportunity to virtue signal as a diversion.
 
This is where I lose the respect of all the fellow Kiwi's in this thread for my gullibility, but that whole section made me wonder if she is actually getting some sort of therapy.
Honestly, I've always assumed she was actually getting therapy, but that literally everything about it is a lie. She lies to the therapist, then she gets on camera and lies to us about what the therapist said. Honestly, I don't give a shit what the therapist actually said, but I'd love to know what absolute insanity gorl is trying to pass as truth.
 
"I started el oh el-ing. I was like yeah I'm so quirky.. I dunno I just like this therapist."

Did this animated corpse actually say El Oh El -ing? and "I'm so quirky?"

Yeah she's talking to herself.
Is the therapist in the room with us right now Amber?
 

This is a Midwestern thing, slapping an 'S' onto the end of certain store names. Krogers, Meijers, Blockbusters, JC Penny's, etc.
We think of Kentucky as a southern state, but Lexington is close enough to Cincinatti that there are people living there who commute to Ohio (a Midwestern state) for work daily. This is likely a remnant of her time mirroring Becky.

It's also a southern thing. It annoys me, no matter where someone is from or what form their human personality (or lack thereof) takes.

This is where I lose the respect of all the fellow Kiwi's in this thread for my gullibility, but that whole section made me wonder if she is actually getting some sort of therapy.

Back in her "narcissistic goddess" days, she also claimed to be seeing a shrink. With her, who the hell knows what's real?

I mean, the brother thing has obviously been reinterpretted by Amber, but it sounds like her shink was trying to soften the blow with nice words, by pointing out how she obsesses and fills her mind with shit that doesn't involve her and that she can't fix - probably to give her the excuse of being too 'busy' or 'emotionally drained' to do the things she needs to do to fix herself.

It's the same kind of thing she said last time, really. During the same time above, she said she "finally" had a psychologist who was asking her the hard stuff, etc. She also obsessively looks at muh mentalz stuff and self-help shit, so I think it woul be possible for her to glom on to all this , being such an empath and all.

I'm not saying that the WLS arc is 100% true (or even 1% true - I just don't know), but I'm saying that it's not completely out of the realm of possibility that she's talking to a psychologist in some capacity right now.

No, it isn't out of the realm of possibility. But I'd be shocked as hell if it were true. Just like every other time. She is an unreliable narrator.

Amber's whole response to the TEMU nonsense really sounded fabricated, and an attempt at manufacturing controversy. I don't think people were as angry about TEMU as Amber was suggesting.

Nothing is ever as x as Hamber says. And she's late to the Temu bus, just like she's late on every other trend. Never change, Hamber!


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Honestly, I've always assumed she was actually getting therapy, but that literally everything about it is a lie. She lies to the therapist, then she gets on camera and lies to us about what the therapist said. Honestly, I don't give a shit what the therapist actually said, but I'd love to know what absolute insanity gorl is trying to pass as truth.

There's another possibility. IF she is in therapy for real this time, she's just saying whatever she thinks they want to hear so she can say, "Here's my WLS pass!"

"I started el oh el-ing. I was like yeah I'm so quirky.. I dunno I just like this therapist."

Did this animated corpse actually say El Oh El -ing? and "I'm so quirky?"

Yeah she's talking to herself.
Is the therapist in the room with us right now Amber?

She did, in fact, say el-oh-el-ing just like that. Cause she's so corky and SO very online, don't you know.

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This is some funny shit.
 
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I personally think it's partially rooted in truth, and she's seeing a therapist. I just don't think Amberlynn would ever divulge what was said and risk looking foolish or vulnerable. This also seems totally reasonable not to divulge. The annoying part is her inability to admit, like most of us, she doesn't want to always share everything and isn't as confident as she'd like.
 
I don't know if any of y'all are following what Under the Hood is doing (doeen) or what Hamber is doing on IG. The former is chronicling lies, not just of things she's said in years past, but shit she's saying currently (now back to the last year or two). Hamber, for her part, is lying up a storm, because of course nothing is her fault, and everything being said about her that she doesn't like is lie. It's amazing, and would make a terrific field study for a psych type person.
 
This is a Midwestern thing, slapping an 'S' onto the end of certain store names. Krogers, Meijers, Blockbusters, JC Penny's, etc. We think of Kentucky as a southern state, but Lexington is close enough to Cincinatti that there are people living there who commute to Ohio (a Midwestern state) for work daily. This is likely a remnant of her time mirroring Becky. It's a nigger and spic thing. I live in Indiana and every nigger and spic I've ever talked to calls Jewel Osco Jewels. I've met Blacks and Mexicans that say the names of these stores right, but I swear it's just low IQ niggers and spics. Even when you actually correct them, they still add the s. I swear to God, I tried for a week to break my ex from calling Jewel Jewels and never worked.

Edit: I'm drunk, and hate niggers and spics so I love dunking on them as much as possible. I forgot for a brief moment that our gorl is white. So I rephrase my original post to instead state that it's a low IQ thing.
 
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Hamberlynn on Instagram being catty is what she needs to embrace and carry over to Youtube. Being a dispeckful piece of shit gets her views, even if it comes with hate. After all these years online, she shouldnt care about the haydurs anymore, they make her coin. Her views aren't going to get any better pretending she's totally in therapy and totally getting WLS while dropping and gaining and the same 5 pounds of butt baby weight that she craps out before her doctor's visits.
Dusty's return made things interesting for a second, but now that Sloth looking FAS baby is withholding tea and posting her PO Box for gifts and shit, which she will get because Hamberlynn's haydurs are like Gunt's. They think giving their money to the cow's mortal enemy is sticking it to the cow, when really they're just getting played. Dusty always was a turd and this is looking grifty. I'd rather the struggling thumb Becky make some money off of that lump of lard. Wiping that massive shelf ass deserves something and Hamber gyped Becky out of her severance package by making her pay rent and bills still while on her way out and Wipey already there.
 
I don't know if any of y'all are following what Under the Hood is doing (doeen) or what Hamber is doing on IG. The former is chronicling lies, not just of things she's said in years past, but shit she's saying currently (now back to the last year or two). Hamber, for her part, is lying up a storm, because of course nothing is her fault, and everything being said about her that she doesn't like is lie. It's amazing, and would make a terrific field study for a psych type person.
Yeah he is Mr Snowflake an Ambaby turned haydur. I thought he was ghey turns out he isnt..first straight I know who watched Glee.
I linked his video earlier where he was reading her Ask.fm answers about 13 being old enough to fuck and her pedo apologist bullshit.
 
Yeah he is Mr Snowflake an Ambaby turned haydur. I thought he was ghey turns out he isnt..first straight I know who watched Glee.
I linked his video earlier where he was reading her Ask.fm answers about 13 being old enough to fuck and her pedo apologist bullshit.
Love Snowflake but my god does his inability to read, get through and comprehend a sentence on the first try make the Ask Me How I'm Doeeeeeeeeen videos hard to watch.
Otherwise a fit and relatively handsome guy, would have sex with.
 
Love Snowflake but my god does his inability to read, get through and comprehend a sentence on the first try make the Ask Me How I'm Doeeeeeeeeen videos hard to watch.
Otherwise a fit and relatively handsome guy, would have sex with.
Bruh he couldnt even understand that Al and Kacey were together when she was cheating online with Krystle.
Every FB post he would go "Is she with Kacey? or Krystle?"
His interal monologues are not needed every damn post he reads..
 
Love Snowflake but my god does his inability to read, get through and comprehend a sentence on the first try make the Ask Me How I'm Doeeeeeeeeen videos hard to watch.
Otherwise a fit and relatively handsome guy, would have sex with.

It is kind of weird. I wonder how many takes he does for the scripts he reads for the algorithm series, given that he seems to have issues with tweets and IG posts. Makes me wonder if he's dyslexic or something. Still, it's nice that he's digging through all that shit. At least it's entertaining until something major happens to Hamber and we have anything to talk about for more than five minutes.
 
Mr Snowflake an Ambaby turned haydur
I'm pretty sure he said that Jimmy Bunker (the guy he references and shows up on occasion in his videos), was a casual here or something, and had been telling him about Chris and Amber and Chantal and others he followed, and (like many of us here) for some reason our gorl made him [Snowflake] want to dive deeper.
 
Yeah he is Mr Snowflake an Ambaby turned haydur. I thought he was ghey turns out he isnt..first straight I know who watched Glee.
I linked his video earlier where he was reading her Ask.fm answers about 13 being old enough to fuck and her pedo apologist bullshit.
I like Snowflake, but from the jump he was making mistakes with Amberlynn lore. He was mistaking Krystle and Kasey, getting where she lived during certain periods wrong, even though the coinciding slips used while mentioning the state should have tipped him off to where she lived. It's not hard to piece together when you can look through her videos in the order they were posted. Florida and Kentucky might have been confusing, I'll give him that. I think he may be stretched a little too thin since he's covering so many people and does lives on top of that. Color me fucking stunned that he isn't gay, that's a shocker. I would've sworn Jimmy Bunker was his life partner.
 
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