Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

In a nutshell:

• babbles about bullshit
• nukes morningstar Chik'n nuggies to eat with ranch (she's been OBSESSED recently)
• TEMU Update: throwing away ALL the makeup except for one brush due to questionable quality of products
• PO Box opening: a ton of earrings to rebuild the hoard, vinyl Animal Crossing stickers, and a self IQ test book
• plays with putty while rambling about bullshit
• admits to having the attention span of a retarded goldfish unless she plays with fidget toys
• pretends she's going to move in the future
• shows Jade's shitty cheapo watches (no brands or details, just "this one is green! ... this one is brown!")
• pretends that she's her true self during her her carefully controlled and edited vlogs, but anxious and not at all herself during livestreams. An imaginary 'friend' corroberates story via text message (that we never see).
• can't figure out how to use her camera
• claims to have gained 3.5lbs, but says it could have been worse as her off-track is so much better than it was before
• weigh in today 524lbs on scale at home (so, add 3-5lbs as she's admitted that her scale reads her light) -- So probably around 530lbs on WLS clinic scale
• admits to emotionally eating (despite all of this therapeutic therapy and being approved for WLS by her therapist), and that she can't sit with the discomfort
• RARITY!! (1/3)
• eats broccoli, white rice, and chicken covered in sugary sauce in a GIANT BOWL - using a plastic fork. Shovels it in on camera - but sadly, no repeat of 'The Potatoe-ing'

Garbage content is garbage.

Nothing like starting a video with a quote from one the world's preeminent Antisemite.

Protocals of Obesity am i right?

 

[FatalTater]

pretends that she's her true self during her her carefully controlled and edited vlogs, but anxious and not at all herself during livestreams. An imaginary 'friend' corroborates story via text message (that we never see).

That was Amber swiping a paw at Zachary Michael, who said in a recent reaction that he thinks she's more genuinely herself during livestreams.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I was 50/50 until all of the 30k videos she had randomly blasted through to 40k and up. I'm not convinced yet but cornball scammers like Jade has this kind of vote manipulation on the top of their get-rich-quick plots. I'm inclined to believe more now than ever that she's buying views. There's also the steady rise in subscribers with no correlation to views. This is somewhat of a statistical anomaly but I haven't done the appropriate crunching of numbers yet, just something that looks way off every time I glance at her socialblade.

She's definitely buying, and has been for awhile. Anything to prop up that ego.

Nothing like starting a video with a quote from one the world's preeminent Antisemite.

Protocals of Obesity am i right?

I can see it in my mind: "BaaaayyyyyyyBUH! Who's Henry Ford?"

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I find a parallel between her note from the therapist and her being a dance prodigy.

On her story of winning dance contests and being a world choreographer, a teen without any training and being morbidly obese, became better than throngs of well-rehearsed dancers, and climbed to level never reached in the dance world.

Here, a 500 plus pound super morbidly obese individual, having gained weight since applying to have WLS, still binging if there are any inconsequential annoyances, and not been able to have any discipline to avoid buying and consuming takeaways and other fattening food, is now considered by the therapist and dietician as the most ready patient to have WLS they ever seen.

Again, this is amazing.

I remember talking to a woman who was cutting my hair about "dance" and that whole world. She was about 28 but still had six pack abs, fit as fuck, but had been big in to dance competitions. She had some photos of herself and her "teams", and on a wall in the shop was all the hair they did for current girls on dance teams. Every single one of the girls in the photos looked like a lean mean muscle machines, with big smiles. Not a fatty to be seen. She started talking to me about what it took to compete on a nominal level regionally, 20 hours of practice per week, work-outs, hair, make-up, etc... She ended up becoming a hair stylist because she got so good at hair and make-up while competing because she couldn't afford a pro to do her hair back then.

You can't just be in peak physical shape, you also need to have perfected routines, have perfect hair and make-up and SMILE the entire time you are working your ass off. I made a note to myself not to get my daughter involved in this world unless she begged to participate.

I say all this because it's obvious any dance world Hamber would have been involved with would have been some special Olympics version. The teen dance world is a viciously competitive scene and all those girls are driven to have near perfect bodies. Just to be sure I went and googled "competitive dance teams" in two notoriously fat Southern states and it's a miracle - still no fatties. I'm sure there are special programs for fat kids to dance, but it's designed just for them. The real competitive dance world is 100% fit as fuck. Body aesthetics are part of the judging criteria and fatties would ruin their point count.

 

[FatalTater]

Imagine you've just come home from grocery shopping with today's prices, maybe you've got little kids to feed or family members with special dietary needs, budget is tight, the stress of trying to make sure no one goes hungry is real.
You turn to youtube to destress for a moment and what do you see?
Baby HueyLynn showing off useless junk she bought, generous gifts fools have sent her for free, and eating from a dish of food big enough to feed 3-4 people.

 

[I'llkrumpwithyousweethear]

I went on her Instagram to see if she had anything on her story, and I noticed her cameo link. I checked the videos on that page and she's not wearing makeup in any of them. For a second I was like 'okay fine, whatever. That's just how she is.' but she specifically said ' you caught me without makeup.' What?
I mean, anyone who pays for a video from fat al is a dumbass, but really? Someone is paying her $50 for a personal video and she can't be bothered to put on makeup or put some effort into it? They didn't 'catch' you, Amber, you pressed record and posted a cameo. Lazy in everything she does.

 

[Even more 8008135]

What a fat, useless loser.

 

[FickleFuck]

Another video that's an exact repeat of all the videos that came before it. Bought a shit ton of makeup just to throw it all away because someone told her it's made with rat turds. A fuck ton of earrings she doesn't need that look like they're made for a child that a viewer supposedly sent her. The earring choices were hilarious and you can't tell me they weren't picked on purpose. Toilet paper rolls, ayyggs, big red cherries, water bottles, etc. Who knows if she'll ever wear them seeing as she's bleeding money, maybe she can reopen her earring mystery box shop and try being BusinessWomanLynn again.
When it comes to the story of the dog being put down, Hamber was definitely trying to make it out to be something more scandalous and insert herself as some kind of hero that was going to save the dog, but Dusty shot it in the head seconds before Hamber could waddle over and take the bullet herself and rescue the dog. Everything, even when it has nothing to do with her, is always somehow about Hamber. It's also rich that she went off about the dog not being properly trained. Twinkie came to them partially trained and neither her or Dusty did shit to get her fullY trained. For fuck's sake, Hamber didn't even know the dog could fucking fetch and only in this arc of Wipey has Twonko lost weight and gotten better with commands. Hamber was not taking anyone's dog to train herself when she couldn't even walk her own. Guaranteed that dog would have mysteriously vanished like Gracie if she'd ever gotten her hocks on it.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Tiktok viral taste test, overeating triggers, & prison art | vlog​

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=8TeVFn6P_Rs

(Sorry, I can't archive the video)

Spoiler: Tiktok viral taste test, overeating triggers, & prison art | vlog

Talks about season six of Black Mirror.

Amber got her EKG and chest xray done. She was 'productive' and got them done because these were done at 24/7 facilities. 8am-6pm? Nah, that's when Amber sleeps.

Amber Couldn't get gallbladder ultrasound because they needed an appointment, and they are yet another place that won't take her insurance. They wanted $800 and Amber said "NOOOO!". Amber talks about trying to find another place for the test that will accept her insurance, and tries to make the process sound far more complicated than it really is.

JUMPCUT! In the kitchen to taste test two 'weird' things: jarred hearts of palm, and raw brussel sprouts with mustard. Fascinating.

JUMPCUT! Sitting on the couch talking about 'food triggers' that put her 'off-track', and what her experts recommend. Reminds her audience that she doesn't have BED.

1] Emotional Eating --> Turn to hobbies (like LAYYGOS). This is why she has so many hobbies.

2] Opinions of Others --> Don't show things to audience. This is the excuse she's using to justify not showing her food on camera anymore. As she's over 500lbs and has been for years, EVERYONE knows she already isn't showing her audience what she really eats.

3] Watching someone eat something (eg on YouTube) --> Turn it off. Amber would power through and watch Mukbangs until she caved. She claims to no longer watch mukbangers.

4] Habits (eg, wanting to eat while playing Mario Kart) --> Choose healthier snack options.

Basically, everything that she already knew about and has pretended to do on her channel for YEARS.

JUMPCUT! Messages on a chalkboard. Amber can't figure out how her camera works.

PO Box opening: Scratch art pad, some decoration thingies, postcards, and a painting of Amber in Bora Bora.

Amber films herself reorganizing her fanmail collection.

Shows a sketch sent by her brother's prison cellie or something. It's of three people who are supposed to be Tony, Methmom, and Amber.

The dirty laundry mountain is back - this time in her closet.

Amber admits the vlogs aren't interesting, but she likes the money for no effort content she likes coming on and talking to her audience! Then says she makes it like this ON PURPOSE because she knows that 'lots' of her audience wants this stuff. Amber's favourite vlogs are when the vlogers stay at home and do nothing, and says that she's making the type of content that she likes to watch. (Great, keep it up and you'll be the only one watching it.)

TL;DR: Amber stays at home and does nothing. She organizes her fan mail, she taste tests hearts of palm and raw brussel sprouts with mustard, opens PO box garbage, shows her disgusting dirty laundry mountain, and pretends that this do-nothing content is what a lot of her audience likes to see. She talks about her triggers, but it's stuff she's gone over several times before over the years, including the solutions recommended to her by her 'experts'.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Tiktok viral taste test, overeating triggers, & prison art | vlog​

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=8TeVFn6P_Rs

Spoiler: June 16, 2023 Archive

 

[FatalTater]

Sometimes I take comfort in the knowledge that when Amber dies, no one will mourn her.

Sure, her family will probably squeeze out a few tears to manipulate folks into donating to a GoFundMe, but no one will miss her.
Jade will load up her car with all her new shoes and drive off into the sunset, looking for her next mark.
The pets will be confused until they get used to new owners. (assuming the best for them)
Reactors will find something else to watch.

Nothing of value will be lost.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The painting of her in Bora Bora is some excellent trolling, I literally lol'd. Also she clearly loves the drawing her jailbird brother commissioned for her, hence why it's been folded up and decaying in a drawer all this time instead of taking pride of place on the wall with Miley Cyrus and her Wommart canvas collection.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Sometimes I take comfort in the knowledge that when Amber dies, no one will mourn her.

Sure, her family will probably squeeze out a few tears to manipulate folks into donating to a GoFundMe, but no one will miss her.
Jade will load up her car with all her new shoes and drive off into the sunset, looking for her next mark.
The pets will be confused until they get used to new owners. (assuming the best for them)
Reactors will find something else to watch.

Nothing of value will be lost.

I think you are underestimating how dumb and money hungry some yt's are. I won't be surprised if she is held as some ultimate internet victim by some SJW types.

That or FA types saying that she bullied into an early death by meanies like KF.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I find it strange that her bariatric surgeon, her therapist and now the ultrasound clinic do not take her insurance. Maybe in the Hampton's, an ultrasound clinic might not take all insurance plans, but in Lexington? Even if she purchased the ACA Bronze plan, the copay might be higher, perhaps someone in the U.S can explain why a clinic would refuse her insurance.

She has not mentioned any test for sleep apnea. I do not believe that the surgeon will take her word for it.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Welp, it would appear that reddit Ambbabies has been nuked from orbit Kentucky. RIP Redditards, you’re still not welcome here.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Sometimes I take comfort in the knowledge that when Amber dies, no one will mourn her.

Sure, her family will probably squeeze out a few tears to manipulate folks into donating to a GoFundMe, but no one will miss her.
Jade will load up her car with all her new shoes and drive off into the sunset, looking for her next mark.
The pets will be confused until they get used to new owners. (assuming the best for them)
Reactors will find something else to watch.

Nothing of value will be lost.

There will definitely be a Go Fund Me. I mean, a triple-wide casket ain't cheap. Hey, you think they'll do a modern version of the traditional gypsy funeral? You know, put her body in a modern day caravan (an old, moldy single-wide trailer) packed to the brim with all of her LAAYGOHS and journals, haul it out to the middle of nowhere, then light that shit on fire?

I find it strange that her bariatric surgeon, her therapist and now the ultrasound clinic do not take her insurance. Maybe in the Hampton's, an ultrasound clinic might not take all insurance plans, but in Lexington? Even if she purchased the ACA Bronze plan, the copay might be higher, perhaps someone in the U.S can explain why a clinic would refuse her insurance.

She has not mentioned any test for sleep apnea. I do not believe that the surgeon will take her word for it.

It's especially weird since she claimed that she was changing her insurance specifically for WLS. Even IF the clinic couldn't take insurance for their services (bullshit, but we'll go with for the sake of argument), wouldn't they have recommended insurance companies to her, as well as medical offices for these tests that would accept that insurance? I suspect that the vast majority of this is:

A] Amber is so profoundly stupid (and used to everyone doing everything for her) that even these most basic tasks are confusing to her,
B] Amber is intentionally (or subconsciously) sabotaging the process to delay it or make herself ineligible while making it look like she's really trying,
C] A little of BOLTH.

And of course, to create content for her channel. In fact, she's so psychologically disturbed, I wouldn't put it past her to CHANGE her insurance into something less accepted in order to CREATE this drama. We all know she doesn't WANT the surgery (as that will forever change how she can eat) - she wants to go through the PLANNING PROCESS of WLS and get the ass-pats for it.

Regarding the sleep apnea, didn't Amber have an epidural for her hysterectomy due to that concern? Amber wouldn't be able to talk her way out of it as it's in her medical record.

But then again, as she lies about EVERYTHING, it's hard to know exactly what's really going on. It's even possible that NONE OF THIS is real. The only evidence of is that we have is that someone in Kicking Narc's discord claims to have seen Amber at an ORIENTATION seminar for WLS, and Amber has provided two video clips of her on a scale that isn't the carparts scale.

 

[VirginMary]

I was unable to crop this screenshot because she literally fills the whole frame.
Mind blowing!

And still gaining weight! And proud!

"Triggered" by other people assuming they knew how much rice was on her plate. I love it.
Words have no meaning anymore.

I'd say November. That she is dies in November (2023). What/when do you guys say?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The painting of her in Bora Bora is some excellent trolling, I literally lol'd. Also she clearly loves the drawing her jailbird brother commissioned for her, hence why it's been folded up and decaying in a drawer all this time instead of taking pride of place on the wall with Miley Cyrus and her Wommart canvas collection.

She has no eyes and no mouth in that painting. No eyebrows, either, but that's normal.

Welp, it would appear that reddit Ambbabies has been nuked from orbit Kentucky. RIP Redditards, you’re still not welcome here.

Another is already back in place. Hamber must have been big mad about something. But she will totally deny having complained about it, because she had MG,W do it.

There will definitely be a Go Fund Me. I mean, a triple-wide casket ain't cheap. Hey, you think they'll do a modern version of the traditional gypsy funeral? You know, put her body in a modern day caravan (an old, moldy single-wide trailer) packed to the brim with all of her LAAYGOHS and journals, haul it out to the middle of nowhere, then light that shit on fire?

The latter would be cheaper, probably.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Link to r/pookie_
@Situation Type Deal Gorl can’t quote you but yeah they are currently on r/pookie_ which is normally private but live temporarily to gather in the lost. The thread I linked above makes for some interesting / hilarious reading if you enjoy the occasional screeching of ‘farms bad muh doxxing’ etc. Apparently we used to talk about all the different ways we want to kill ALR? I need a link to that it sounds lit.

Stop being so boring Amber, even Reddit dying is more interesting than you right now.

 

[FatalTater]

What tf is in the water over on reddit?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ambabies/comments/14burid/beware_of_amber_and_her_minions_reporting_and/

https://archive.ph/rfUeD