Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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...Also, I don't think she has insurance. I didn't watch her talk about insurance not paying for her scan, therapy, or how no wls takes any insurance in KY (bullshit), but as someone, who has always had insurance, I can't think of any time, not even once, in the last 30 years, for me, my husband, or children, where I have ever heard a certain doctor, place, specialist, etc. that just takes cash and no insurance at all. Sure, I've had test or prescriptions not covered, but usually the doctor submits something and it's approved. It makes no sense, to pay for insurance and then seek out every professional who doesn't accept it. Then again, this is Amber and she is that stupid. I just don't think she has it. She just doesn't want to hear people say she should get insurance.

I can buy that she can't afford wls, especially paying cash, she doesn't have money like that, not anymore. But I'm going with she was denied for the 5th and doesn't want to tell us that. She will make someone up though, it won't be her fault....
The only time I believed her when she said that a place she was going didn't take insurance was when she said she was doing outpatient, and we found out it was at a HAES Outpatient Facility for Eating Disorders. I could see them not being able to charge insurance, as going to them would be no better than seeing a Witch Doctor (though to be fair, you MIGHT actually have slightly better success with the Witch Doctor). And she even admitted that she only went for a couple of days, so she probably didn't really spend THAT much on it. Everything else, not a chance. With how expensive medical treatment can be, I refuse to believe that SO MANY clinics and diagnostic facilities could stay afloat by relying on people to be able to afford to pay out of pocket (and never bill insurance).

This is WLS Journey #5? I remember #1 in 2019 with the doctor that Amber claimed didn't want her to eat broccoli and wanted her to mainline sodium. Then later that year there was female doctor who Amber stated wasn't taking it seriously because she only wanted Amber to add a fruit or veggie to every meal. Then the doctor who gave her the 400 question psych test that Amber failed miserably and told her that she was going to need at least a year or two of therapy. Then this one. When was the other one that I missed? Or does this one count as #4 AND #5 since they rejected her twice?

Spare Amber the time, shes gonna pull the death card, everytime.
The death card actually isn't a big deal. It's usually just 'change' and doesn't often specifically mean 'death'. The Tower is way worse. Plus the effect tends to be larger and more noticable to others. Amber getting fallout from The Tower is more inline with the bullshit she's doing - and would be more entertaining to watch.
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She looks like shit. I wonder is she close to her highest weight again, hence the panic-raw-veggies and snacking on almonds instead of her Ben & Jerrys....
Agreed. The fact that she's had the Dietician appointment by now, but hasn't told us the weight on the clinic's scale was telling. The 525 lbs or whatever she told us was from HER scale in the apartment, which she has been telling us suffers from that weird affliction that all her scales get where it weighs everyone except for her accurately. I don't know if she's at her HIGHEST EVER undisclosed weight from late 2019, but I wouldn't be surprised if she's back to her late 2018/early 2019 weight.

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(I know, I know, I'll eventually figure out how to archive the video)

Plot Summary with commentary, because if Amber won't take a break then neither will I. ANOTHER gross thumbnail (that YouTube totally pics for her)! Remember when she said that she'd no longer humiliate herself like this, as she now has more self-respect? Just checking, as I want to make sure I didn't imagine her saying that. Anyway, LET'S DO THIS!!!

Today is day 3 of pretending to eat like a human.

Amber doesn't care about the good feelings she gets from certain foods, because she is a food addict and is going to stay away from the foods that she's addicted to. Say the mantra, Ambo! 'Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels... Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels... Nothing tastes...'

So far she's feeling SCHTOOO GUUUUD - which is EXACTLY what she said before dropping Optavia to gorge on cup noodles and Minute (brown) Rice.

"Fasting for 16 hours feels... amazing :|" Once again, tell that to your face. Amber hasn't felt super physically hongry, just mentally hongry. Her eyes are darting around, like when she's bullshitting. She's clock-watching her fasting app. She is SO in control and totally NOT white-knuckling it right now...

Weighing herself daily... which has ALWAYS worked for her 'mentulz' in the past. Despite this, she'll be giving us the results of her weight weekly.

Amber's already frustrated that she's eating less and drinking water, and yet the number on the scale isn't in freefall. So far, Amber's gained 0.6 lbs following this super-hulthy diet she created.

LOL Her lymphedema/lipedema/whatever she calls it feels "LOOSER" after 3 days (and her 0.6 lbs gain). Do we really need to listen to this *AGAIN*? Can we skip? .... THANK YOU!! [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! HOLY FUCK, ANOTHER DISGUSTING PLATE OF PIG SLOP. More burned chicken sausage, cottage cheese, asparagus, celery, broccoli, cauliflower, raddish, apples, olives, strawberries, and carrots ... all mixing juices together with what looks like 1/4 cup of yellow mustard. If you're gonna show us this every day, at least get one of those segmented military/prison trays (so we can PRETEND that you're not eating strawberries with garlic-olive brine and mustard).

The app shows that's she's succeeded 5 times now, but Amber says she hasn't. Some of those 5 'fasts' were from a year ago when she last tried this and failed.

"It's INSANE how delicious this is". Why, YES! - "insane" was absolutely the word that came to mind!

More eating for coin. Again she edits dead space between bites to create a segment of pure face-hole stuffing. Amber's selecting lower calorie foods to keep that hockey-bag of a stomach 'fooler' (you know, so it's nice and stretched when it's time to manufacture something terrible that's happened - and then eat the REAL num-nums). [SKIP]

"Fool as a tick". Really? Or 'tick' (thick) as a fool?

JUMPCUT! Air fryer... to replace the other air fryer that 'was recalled'. So excited because it's Drew Barrymore's brand and Amber is as shallow as a puddle. It's so pretty! [SKIP]

"I'm gonna read the instructions to see if there's anything else I need to do". Yeah, WASH IT.

JUMPCUT!! In the bathroom, talking about the air fryer while 'cleaning' the bathroom. She's already finished another two bottles of perfume since the last one she finished a month ago. And two more bottles are half-finished. But it's not because she's a Stinky Sumo, as that would be FATSHAMING, you shitlords! Whatever, go take a shower, you Stinky Sumo.

TWINKY!!! She looks so sad :(

FOOD!! Boiling the shit out of Frying food in water to be hulthy. Brown slop (potatoes, brussel sprouts, and steak). Wait, didn't she JUST get an air fryer- oh, nevermind.

More eating on camera. More shovelling with lack of chewing. Nope [SKIP]

Amber knows she JUST said that showing her food on camera is triggering... but she JUST realized that when she knows she's on track and 'doing right', she doesn't care what people say.

TRANSLATION: Amber is a liar who lies, and will say whatever is necessary for coin. Oh, and based on this, and her admitting in the last video that EVERY SINGLE TIME she eats a 'treat' it puts her off track for a week... Amber has proven that she IS NEVER ON TRACK AND EATS MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SHIT JUST ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.

(Surprising no one).

"Humans are a walking contradiction." No, Amber... just you... and other narcs.

Disembodied arm (with terrible tattoos) while Amber talks. Amber realizes JUST NOW that she looks rough. We have to watch Amber put her hair in a poop bun. OMG the camera is more than arm's length away, and she still can't get herself in frame.

FREEZE FRAME!
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Movie time on the couch. Amber feels 'triggered' because this would be when she would order takeout and be an absolute piggy. Jade fell asleep during the movie (because this was likely at 3am).

More H3 rambling.

MORE FOOD!!! This time a turkey sausage, cheese, and egg english muffin, strawberries, clementine, and garlic stuffed olives. MORE EATING ON CAMERA.

TL;DR: Amber stuffs her face 3 TIMES during the video. Amber unboxes an air fryer, then boil-fries her dinner in a pan on the stove instead. Despite her efforts over the last 3 days of eating hulthy and drinking water, she's gained 0.6lbs. Amber is weighing herself daily, but will only tell her audience the numbers weekly (or I'm guessing, NEVER if she doesn't start dropping weight). Amber pretends that after 3 days, she feels 'incredible', clear-headed, and her lymphedema has magically loosened ... but seems to be clock-watching her fasting app and clearly looks like she's white-knuckling this. Amber only finds showing her food on camera to be triggering when she's lying about being on-track (which is almost always). Amber is emptying perfumes at a shocking rate, but to call her a Stinky Sumo would be FATSHAMING!
 
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Keeping with the amberverse tendency to be barely interesting, Eric has been spotted on dating apps. Divorced? Poly? Who knows. According to comments on reddit, Eric does not have pictures of Rickie on his Facebook anymore. A boomer kiwi who still has Facebook will have to verify.
Apparently most gay relationships become open relationships, but I never penned the gays as wanting that. On the other hand, if things are roughly the same as when the gorls were still living there, I could see Ricky getting fed up with Eric playing house husband without a second income and that taking a toll on their marriage.
She looks like shit. I wonder is she close to her highest weight again, hence the panic-raw-veggies and snacking on almonds instead of her Ben & Jerrys.
She isn't perfect-circle-moon-emoji-Lynn yet, but I can see her getting there. It's still pretty alarming to see old clips of her when her face was that round.
The death card actually isn't a big deal. It's usually just 'change' and doesn't often specifically mean 'death'. The Tower is way worse. Plus the effect tends to be larger and more noticable to others. Amber getting fallout from The Tower is more inline with the bullshit she's doing - and would be more entertaining to watch.
How much longer until the X of Swords you think?

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Lol at Destiny sitting there like a drama overlord "healing" from her traumas through superchats.
And even funnier are the people desperately trying to find reasons for why she's the moral winner in this pig war.

I can't wait for Wipey to enter the arena of exes with a revenge. We need to upgrade from these petty slap fights to some testosterone fueled punches.
 
It is clear from the phone call that she has been refused bariatric surgery. Of course, she will say instead that she is not ready mentally for it.

In general, when she get caught at something, she disappears for a few days, and changes the subject. I fully expect that she will also come back and say that this interaction upset her so much that she ended up binging and blame the haters for it.
 
Let's be real, Hamber was kicked from the program because she's perpetualy noncompliant and gained when she was supposed to be losing weight.

No surgeon is going to risk a patient dieing on the table, even if said patient payed out of pocket.

That being said the new drama with Dusty has been a breath of fresh air. It's always nice to see exactly how much of a narcissistic bitch she really is. Gotta love how pressed she gets when she can't control the narrative or get the reaction she wants. Her throwing out Dusty's family drama and still talking about Becky speaks volumes. But she's "not that kind of girlie." She's totally healeeeng guys. She's so mature now and almost an adult at 32.

Hamber's "content" is so damn boring. I honestly don't know how she's ok living the kind of life she does, it's absolutely pathetic. I'd feel sorry for anyone living that kind of life but since it's Hamber it's 100% deserved.
 
Lexington is getting rain and thunderstorms right now, so if she has that weather in future videos, it might be from now.

Amber was never, ever going to get weight loss surgery. Never. Not even for a minute was she serious about it. It was all for views and this is a hill I'm willing to die on.
Her and her pluviophile bisexual wifey are totally hot ass tribbing to the rain. Hot passionate obese on super morbid obese inter racial scissoring. And she totally just chose to NOT go through surgery right now.
 
Hamber's "content" is so damn boring. I honestly don't know how she's ok living the kind of life she does, it's absolutely pathetic. I'd feel sorry for anyone living that kind of life but since it's Hamber it's 100% deserved.
She's ok with it because she makes quite a bit of money doing it. For her, it's better than a "real job."
 
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She's so mature now and almost an adult at 32.

Hamber's "content" is so damn boring. I honestly don't know how she's ok living the kind of life she does, it's absolutely pathetic. I'd feel sorry for anyone living that kind of life but since it's Hamber it's 100% deserved.
Amber is quite please with her living conditions. She would not have it any other ways. She hardly works, just a few minutes a day, putting the least amount of effort in her content, spends her days on social media websites and eating. Her so called girlfriend drives her around whenever she wants.

One of the reasons why she does not want wls, is that people would have expectations of Amber to change, to go from a failure to a success. Losing the weight would mean that she would be able to go to work, to be a productive member of society. None of it she is interested in. She is getting a lot of money doing very little. Her only fear is that Jade would get tired of living living as a maid and leave. Fortunately, there is a lot of people who would take her place.
 
Love how Dusty’s brother having a coke problem is ‘tea’ when her entire family has drug issues and have been jailed constantly.
And was Destiny's brother even a part of any of this? It seems irrelevant.
Loved that Amber called Destiny's mom a "character" in things though. It really shows how she sees people.
 
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