Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

FWIW I think she received a similar email from the clinic but added in all the the extra crap about how proud they are etc. It reads as half boiler plate, half Jade.

I can nearly guarantee however that the WLS clinic does not give a fuck about ALR and no one has watched any of her videos. They already have such a glut of patients at these clinics they are run like assembly lines where it’s doubtful anyone spends enough time with any individual patient to pick them out of a lineup.

That makes sense.

I feel stupid

 

[ReverseStarfish]

Of course their email is fake and Amber wrote it herself, they both say the same phrases.
Here's Amberlynn's
And here's the one she's faking is theirs using the exact same words:
They are just cheering her on from the singular sideline, that one big sideline, on the one side.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Amberlynn talking like a black drag queen and using "she" pronouns for objects drives me up the fucking wall. It's the most obnoxious thing she does except for the lip smacking.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Jesus fuck, if this fat cunt had to tell the full and complete truth for once in her shitty, pathetic life, she'd combust, wouldn't she?

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[reinhold]

That "email" is 100% pure bullshit.

I have never, ever in my life seen or heard of any medical professional speaking/writing that way to any patient. Even the warmest and fuzziest clinician has neither the time nor the inclination to write multiple, completely optional paragraphs about feelings to any patient.

And there are plenty of fats in Kentucky to keep any weight loss clinic in business a hundred times over, no salesmanship needed. I assume that no more than half the prospective patients who walk in the door make it to surgery, just as a matter of course. Amber's departure would warrant no more than an "okay, good luck then" in reality.

It's weird how Amber always seems to find so many of these doctors/nurses/therapists/clinicians/practitioners who are so heavily, personally invested in her particular wellbeing, and thoughts, and hopes, and feelings... almost like they're simply a figment of Amber's own narcissistic imagination.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Of course their email is fake and Amber wrote it herself, they both say the same phrases.
Here's Amberlynn's
And here's the one she's faking is theirs using the exact same words:
They are just cheering her on from the singular sideline, that one big sideline, on the one side.View attachment 5189389View attachment 5189384

Both blocks of text also have the same types of other errors. Amber writes "...no longer have positive emotions towards taking next steps", and the dietician responds "... no longer have positive emotions surrounding next steps for surgery". Both forgot to add the word "the" before "next steps" in these sentences. It's unusual for two completely different people to make the same obvious error - even when responding to an email line by line. Also, this might just be me, but I also noticed a staggering lack of contractions in the dietician's response - as in, NONE (and I highly doubt that Commander Data from the USS Enterprise was her dietician). It just doesn't feel natural. I can't speak for others, but I do notice that if I'm trying to change by tone in my writing, or trying to sound more serious (especially discussing topics where I'm out of my element), contractions start to disappear from my writing.

The sentences from the dietician are also... clunky. They don't flow, are more wordy than needed, and the twisting of the proverb of needing a village for something is just... odd. It reminds me of Amber's 'jambled up' metaphors. Also, a medical facility would never immediately (or really EVER) imply that they have 'failed' in any way, nor would they say they were trying to act with 'the best intentions'. Whenever comfronted, they always respond that they operate at a high level of excellence, and adhere to established protocols - or other bullshit like that. And don't forget "I and the other staff" instead of "the staff and I". It's just like Amber's constant "Me and Feline.... Me and Becky". It smacks of the writing of someone who doesn't really have to do much correspondence in their day to day lives -- It smacks of AMBER'S WATTPAD writing..

[Edited to Add:]
@Xenomorph You made her tits too big. Hey, maybe blasting Ambo to the moon is the solution to her problem. With the lower gravity, she'll instantly lose LOTS of weight!

 

[lol cow supreme]

@Turd Fergusson - yep, quit before she could be fired... or before she'd have to lose any weight.

Here are the "emails" which look don't look like emails, but remarkably like DMs sent through Facebook between Amber and ... oh, I don't know... JADE perhaps?

View attachment 5188853View attachment 5188854
Oh, and a few more (that of course she won't show us).
Stupid Jade: you forgot to include the part where the dietician praises Amber for her YouTube following! Dummy!

She claims that she didn't really fail because she didn't set an end date (ex 30 days, 100 days) of this no takeout LIFESTYLE CHANGE. She's smiling and so pleased with her herself from the 'binge' (for lack of a better word). She even goes back to the crime scene to fondle the wrappers and relive the molment. In fact, Amber becomes out of breath carrying the wrappers 4 waddling shuffle steps from one end of the kitchen island to the other in order to toss them in the trash.

Interesting thing that I didn't catch in her last video. Amber NOW discloses that during last year's dangleen lung, the doctor wanted to prescribe diuretics due to some fluid collecting around her lung (but decided against it due to other health complications they could have caused). Hmmm, an enlarged heart (from being supder-duper-uber DEATHSTAR fat for her entire adult life), constant shortness of breath, grotesque swelling in her extremities, and now fluid around (in?) the lungs? ... Are we perhaps entering a CHF arc?

Anyone else realize Amber quit "weight less" surgery and not "weight loss" surgery?

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

"Im sorry to hear you no longer have positive emotions about surgery" - no clinic would reply this way.
"I no longer have positive emotions" is not a clear yes or no, they would have to ask for clarification. Are you still paying for this shit or no?

"Once a patient, you are a patient for life"
That's not how any of this works. No one works for free, especially not a "official weight loss program."

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This email is fake. No office asks for "complaints" to a person with no name or number provided.

Er, that part is redacted in the proffered email. It says, "You may already have [the director's] email, but just in case, it is [redacted in the screenshot]. That doesn't seem odd for a small outfit where Amber [theoretically] already knows the staff.

And I'm just going to say, after reading some comments - I have worked exclusively with some of the biggest companies in the US, and many of the responses to customers/ clients from customer service reps - even escalated reps (who have a lot more leeway) - are often far less professional than this. Even responses that went through a QA process before sending.

Not saying anything about whether these are true and honest screenshots, but the provided response from the provider does not ring any particular bells for me from the professionalism standpoint. They repeated the patient's words bc c&p and provided a version of "ok good luck; we're here if you need us." It's not maybe a perfect example of a response, but it's not a bad or unrealistic one, either.

 

[Xenomorph]

Er, that part is redacted in the proffered email. It says, "You may already have [the director's] email, but just in case, it is [redacted in the screenshot]. That doesn't seem odd for a small outfit where Amber [theoretically] already knows the staff.

And I'm just going to say, after reading some comments - I have worked exclusively with some of the biggest companies in the US, and many of the responses to customers/ clients from customer service reps - even escalated reps (who have a lot more leeway) - are often far less professional than this. Even responses that went through a QA process before sending.

Not saying anything about whether these are true and honest screenshots, but the provided response from the provider does not ring any particular bells for me from the professionalism standpoint. They repeated the patient's words bc c&p and provided a version of "ok good luck; we're here if you need us." It's not maybe a perfect example of a response, but it's not a bad or unrealistic one, either.

Customer Service and a Medical Clinic are very different. You have to be very careful in what you write to patients.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Hamberlynn is a self deluded Mary Sue (Mary Soooooie more like) and seems to be incapable of writing from another persons perspective.

Guess she's not such a ultra special sparkly talented writer after all.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

I've never seen someone so giddy while admitting to a complete fail.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Of course their email is fake and Amber wrote it herself, they both say the same phrases.
Here's Amberlynn's
And here's the one she's faking is theirs using the exact same words:
They are just cheering her on from the singular sideline, that one big sideline, on the one side.View attachment 5189389View attachment 5189384

Amber definitely wrote both emails, but I enjoy her trying to role play a medical office professional.

Er, that part is redacted in the proffered email. It says, "You may already have [the director's] email, but just in case, it is [redacted in the screenshot]. That doesn't seem odd for a small outfit where Amber [theoretically] already knows the staff.

And I'm just going to say, after reading some comments - I have worked exclusively with some of the biggest companies in the US, and many of the responses to customers/ clients from customer service reps - even escalated reps (who have a lot more leeway) - are often far less professional than this. Even responses that went through a QA process before sending.

Not saying anything about whether these are true and honest screenshots, but the provided response from the provider does not ring any particular bells for me from the professionalism standpoint. They repeated the patient's words bc c&p and provided a version of "ok good luck; we're here if you need us." It's not maybe a perfect example of a response, but it's not a bad or unrealistic one, either.

Emails from staff in medical offices can certainly be sloppy and have typos but what they aren't is overwrought, lengthy and overly personal. Who has the time to type that shit out to one patient in a office for fatties in Kentucky? LMAO.

The only way you get lengthy replies like that is if the office staff has copy and paste reply paragraphs ready for common scenarios (like a patient canceling) and then they are actually letter perfect and precise because some H&R professional wrote them for the company to paste in basic form replies to patients.

They would never actively solicit complaints and then ask you to contact the director directly with them. I mean it's absurd. Take a survey, sure. Let us know "how we can improve (or meet your needs) in the future" okay. But "Here's the big boss's email he wants to hear directly from all the unhappy land whales than cancel appointments." Fuck no. Death Fats are some of the most whiny, intolerable complaint filled people on planet earth (when they are forced to do anything other than sit and eat) I can only image the lengths even small office go through to keep they constant whinging away from the actual doctors and RNs that work there. Doctors and RNs would never get anything done if part of their job was dealing with death fat excuses and complaints via email or phones, it's hard enough to limit during the actual appointments.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I've never seen someone so giddy while admitting to a complete fail.

She's absolutely over the moon with herself, retelling of the McDonald's like a horny frat boy retelling his mates of his latest conquest...
This is not the face or behavior of someone who decided they were going to quit the weight loss surgery program because they wanted to strike out and lose the weight on their own...



No, she quit before they could reject her, the fear of rejection is off her shoulders, and the terror of not being able to gorge herself is gone.

She didnt have a discussion with the doctor, or the therapist to quit weight loss surgery. She "quit" via email to the dieticians office just before an appointment. The dietician is the one that was doing the weight ins, and was where actual progress was being tracked. Not the therapist. The therapist was there to help her with the mental issues of constantly eating, but the proof she was putting in the work, and the person with the actual final say was the dietician and the scale. Amby canceled her appointment with the dietician because it was likely a crucial weigh in, she knew she's been gorging herself constantly...so she canceled and got McDonalds and all was right in AmberLyin Reid's world again.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

@MirnaMinkoff "They would never actively solicit complaints and then ask you to contact the director directly with them. I mean it's absurd. Take a survey, sure."

My GP always sent a form letter asking how my visit went with an survey attached. This is as far as the clinic would do. No busy clinic is its right mind would tell you to contact the medical director in this way.

Amber always likes to be seen as "special" such as being world choreographer. That part of the email reflect this.

She keeps talking about making a lifestyle change but she did not tell us what lifestyle changes she is doing. Being on a diet for a few days is not a lifestyle change.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

She's absolutely over the moon with herself, retelling of the McDonald's like a horny frat boy retelling his mates of his latest conquest...
This is not the face or behavior of someone who decided they were going to quit the weight loss surgery program because they wanted to strike out and lose the weight on their own...

View attachment 5190354

No, she quit before they could reject her, the fear of rejection is off her shoulders, and the terror of not being able to gorge herself is gone.

She didnt have a discussion with the doctor, or the therapist to quit weight loss surgery. She "quit" via email to the dieticians office just before an appointment. The dietician is the one that was doing the weight ins, and was where actual progress was being tracked. Not the therapist. The therapist was there to help her with the mental issues of constantly eating, but the proof she was putting in the work, and the person with the actual final say was the dietician and the scale. Amby canceled her appointment with the dietician because it was likely a crucial weigh in, she knew she's been gorging herself constantly...so she canceled and got McDonalds and all was right in AmberLyin Reid's world again.

I've always found it weird that in 7 months we've only seen two weigh-ins. I bet this saga ended around 3 months ago.

ETA: She can actually end all of this speculation by showing us the email headers. Her and her IT illiterate gorlfren that works in cybersecurity done fucked up by not knowing that you can PROVE an email. Dumb fat fucks.

 

[marjoram]

The obviously fake "email" (that's no email) is in FatAl's wheelhouse. Remember when she had the Thumb pretend to be a recording at a dr.'s office saying they were closed; and then had to pretend again because the first "recording" didn't sound legit. (neither did the second but whatever). FatAl swore the two "recordings" were exactly the same.

FatAl is a liar, a cheat, and completely delusional about how important she is. The director, FBI Frank, and FatAl prolly have lunch together several times a week with the men telling her how PROUD they are of her and plying her with more cheesecake.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Customer Service and a Medical Clinic are very different. You have to be very careful in what you write to patients.

Fair, though the customer service stuff I have had the pleasure of reading is in regulated industries and often dealt with regulatory and critical financial matters, so not "sorry you hate the Lego set; here's a coupon for 50 cents off your next $100 purchase" stuff. This stuff went through multiple levels of review, because it could present significant risk to screw up. And they were still often garbage, both in form and in substance.

what they aren't is overwrought, lengthy and overly personal.

Agree. I was assuming that this kind of place would be more personalized, hoping to retain the connection and not churning out response to quitter letters daily, but I take your point!

then they are actually letter perfect and precise because some H&R professional wrote them for the company to paste in basic form replies to patients.

Lol. HR and brand people's templates/form libraries are some of the worst offenders, both grammatically and in terms of actual responsiveness. Embarrassingly bad at times.

But I'm far afield on a non-point. -sorry, y'all.

 

[FatalTater]

I just watched this video through a reaction channel and Amber's voice when she's talking about how she overate on McDonalds?
Oh mah gahd.
The twinkle in her eye doesn't compare to the barely contained joy in her voice.
I'll bet she jumped Jade's bones after she turned the camera off.
Maybe that's why we rarely see Jade, she's hospitalized and in traction.