You can just HEAR the glee in Amber's voice. In both of their voices.
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Q1 Will you be moving out of state as well?
A1 Um... yeah. She just wants a clean slate, but she doesn't know where she's going yet, nor does she have a set date for when she's moving.
Of course she is, she's Jade Francis from New York - not some local bumpkin like Amber was telling her audience. Also, I don't like this 'no set date' from Jade and this '3 to 6 month' timeline from Amber. This feels like a scam they are both cooking for views.
Amber clarifies the reason why Jade sounds fine and Amber sounds (fake) sad is that they are always super emotional at opposite times. Jade says it's because they haven't synced up their emotions yet. I say it's because they are both disgusting birdturds.
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Q2 Will you remain in each other's lives as friends?
A2 "I mean, we better". Amber agrees and they both go back and forth about it.
Oh yeah, this will totally happen, just like it did with all of Amber's other exes... think carefully about what you are asking for, Jade...
Amber keeps asking Jade if she's comfortable on the couch, and Jade says it's 'cozy'. Hey, you think Jade is sleeping in the EXACT SPOT where Ambo shit herself?
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Q3 Will you keep the tattoos you got that have to do with Amber?
A3 LONG PAUSE... "Um.... yeah. I guess so. I don't see any reason not to". Her tattoos are a story of her life and her journeys. Amber pushes her with "don't you think it will be hard to see the tattoos?". (Don't be pathetic, Amber).
Just ignore the fact that the sleeve she's working on is already creeping into the "WiFeY" tattoo...
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Q4 In your words, why did the breakup happen?
A4 "I feel like this is probably the most adult relationship I've ever had. There was a lot of growth on both ends. And sometimes as you grow, you realize that you need different things... We don't give each other what we need." Again, Amber tries to steer the conversation to how she tried to explain to her audience how mutual breaks ups can happen, but her audience just doesn't believe it. Jade states that we're just LUCKY to never have experienced this hardship they're going through. (I guess we can only DREAM of being as mature as you and Gardulla).
TRANSLATION: Amber wants an infant/parent dynamic where she just takes and never gives... and Jade fully understands that she's a human being and that slavery was abolished in America hundreds of years ago.
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Q5 Are you still in love with Amberlynn?
A5 "Of course."
Just remember that this was EXACTLY how the Amber/Becky breakup started...
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Q6 If you could turn back time, what would you do differently?
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME,
IF I COULD FIND A WAY,
I'D TAKE BACK THOSE WORDS THAT HAVE HURT YOU
AND YOU'D STAYYYYYYYY!!
(sorry, I'm drifting here - this is SO BORING)
A6 "There's a lot of things I'd do differently... I would have made sure I was in a better place emotionally, mentally, before entering this relationship. I'm still at a point in my life that I'm growing and changing year to year". Amber says "Me TOO!" (Yes, we can all see you GROWING, Amber).
Jade then says that when she first started talking to Amber, she was mentally in a good spot taking her medication for her mental health and regularily going to therapy - and here we have yet ANOTHER gorlfriend completely INCAPABLE of maintaining their own self-care because of how demanding and needy Amber is.
Amber admits that they both have a lot to work on, then says that Jade will be the one that got away. (No Amber, that will always be Destiny).
Also remember how it was JADE (and not the 'local girl' after Jade) who Amber said had Bipolar?
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Q7 How are you feeling?
A7 "Rough. It's been a rough few days". Amber chimes in to tell Jade about how Amber told her audience that Jade got rip-roaring drunk the first night (you know, so Jade could go with the embelishment/lie).
Jade: "I've been allowing myself to sit in those sad moments... but talking about it with you has been therapeutic." (WTF? Did Amber write Jade's script, or are they both retarded?)
Amber talks about how she's going to continue to protect Jade's privacy.
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Q8 Is there anything else you want to say or add?
A8 "You're a good person". Amber laughs and says "Thank you. That was random. I wasn't expecting that". (And my last question that I'd like to ask is 'How much is Amber paying you to do this shit?', as I'm sure haydur nation will be willing to pay DOUBLE for you to say how things REALLY were).
They just go back and forth talking about how amazing Amber is [SKIP]
Amber lets everyone know that this won't be the last time hear from Jade, as Amber is going to start vlogging again. Amber lets us know that Fleen's limbs will be part of her videos again (this time I'm not being an asshole - she actually said that).
Amber cries that Jade deserves the world, but right now BECAUSE OF CIRCUMSTANCES Amber can't give her that right now. (Those 'circumstances' obviously being that Amber's a narcissistic blob who can't do anything for herself, and wouldn't even want to if she could)
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OH FUCK OFF there's another 6 MINUTES of this!
More shit about what a good person Amber is.
Jade is excited to see more of Amber's growth (well, yeah. She outgrew a little 4-door Hyundai... can she outgrow a Mazda SUV next?)
Amber has never wanted to be single this badly in her life. Since she's been 16 she's either been in a relationship or trying to secure one. Now Amber wants to see who she is as a single individual. (This is likely because Jade is still hanging around and paying for half of everything and being Ambo's servant. When Jade dips, we'll see how keen Amber will be to stay single).
I must be caught in Amber's event horizon, because time is MOVING SO FUCKING SLOW RIGHT NOW!!!
HAHAHA!!! Amber just said that she LOVES HER ALONE TIME, and then Jade jumps in with "DON'T BE GOIN' CRAZY WITH THAT!!!" HAHAH!! Even with PAYING Jade, she won't agree to anything THAT absurd!! Amber corrects herself and says that she loves those couple of short times that Jade went to visit family - meaning Jade was there about 99.99% of the time. We remember your vlogs during those times, Amber. The first time you bought yourself a Thanksgiving dinner for 6, and the second time you went on a 10-day binge.
Jade's gonna hop from place to place for a bit (looking for a few new marks).
Now Jade is crying and Amber's all smug.
Jade is into conspiracies like Chemtrails.
Amber makes a point to mention that SHREK is Jade's favourite movie to put people off the scent that Feline = Jade. Too late, Ambo, you've already spilled the beans.
More babbling at each other and ignoring their audience. This is GROSS.
They need to go, because Jade has to take Amber grocery shopping now. Byee!
