Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I would pay real money to see Amber in Seattle.
The thing is that Amber could move to Mumbai and we'd be non the wiser.
We saw more of Lexington on that weekend stay with Becky when she binged in a hotel room than we did during her two years there with her nigger caretaker.

I'm sure Lexington is a dump, but it's not the smallest anus around. There are things to do and see. But you have to go outside for that!
Doesn't matter if she's in Seattle, we'll see her in her apartment getting takeout. On occasion she'll have her new caretaker (aka "friend" or "girlfriend") drive her to some Walmart or sight you can experience from the car (like that light show cave or whatever the fuck it was) and that will be it. Seattle, Lexington, Manhattan. It doesn't matter.

Someone pointed out that they don't see a lot of deathfats around Seattle, that's because the all live the Amberlynn lifestyle. They can't go out and about.
Is Necky really dumb enough to let herself be intimidated like this?

Thumb is a fucking retard if she is scared of amberlynn using "the law" against her for speaking about what she lived through.
Becky is 100% a moron and perpetual victim. Fucking crying about her mentals and poverty 24/7 instead of cashing in on her own Wipey-era.
"I suffer everyday because of what I was put through" must be the dumbest thing she has ever put out on the internet.
 
The thing is that Amber could move to Mumbai and we'd be non the wiser.
We saw more of Lexington on that weekend stay with Becky when she binged in a hotel room than we did during her two years there with her nigger caretaker.

I'm sure Lexington is a dump, but it's not the smallest anus around. There are things to do and see. But you have to go outside for that!
Doesn't matter if she's in Seattle, we'll see her in her apartment getting takeout. On occasion she'll have her new caretaker (aka "friend" or "girlfriend") drive her to some Walmart or sight you can experience from the car (like that light show cave or whatever the fuck it was) and that will be it. Seattle, Lexington, Manhattan. It doesn't matter.

Someone pointed out that they don't see a lot of deathfats around Seattle, that's because the all live the Amberlynn lifestyle. They can't go out and about.



Becky is 100% a moron and perpetual victim. Fucking crying about her mentals and poverty 24/7 instead of cashing in on her own Wipey-era.
"I suffer everyday because of what I was put through" must be the dumbest thing she has ever put out on the internet.
Precisely what is so annoying about Becky right now. She is playing the victim but has been protecting her abuser even after leaving her. You don’t get to whine and sympathy bait for 2 years while at the same time still refusing to make your financial and lifestyle situation better by just literally talking about what happened. And now you’re taking orders from the same person who caused you such pain and suffering that you’re traumatized to this day? You’re not even together anymore for fucks sake. It’s just so classic Thumb to be so spineless and weak. Even Destiny is willing to help her out and take her under her wing to get this shit going. What’s it going to take? ALR has defamed and taunted her for 2 years and that wasn’t enough for this blob to “speak her truth”.

The unwillingness of Becky to help herself or make the slightest fucking effort to improve her life in the literal easiest (and justifiable) way possible is so Peetz of her.
 
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So wait let me get this straight...

Beggy the brain dead brings up Amber's threat of bring in the law via a random yt post.

She then says that Amber told her to clarify that this threat was made in reference to a threat Becky made.

WOW

FUCK YOU BECKY YOU PIECE OF SHIT CUNT TURD DYKE PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT!

This is literally children playing on the school yard. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE WEIGHT OF THEIR WORDS!

There is no legal grounds. Neither of them could sue each other. They don't understand the fucking law.

God these white trash fucking hicks never cease to amaze me.
Amber is dumb, but thumb takes the cake. I want to see both of them waddle into a courthouse or police station. I can just picture her replying back (in the way stayci talked like her) "deerf deerf, okay Ambuur, I done tell the webonet what you told me to say. Now, do you want your front ass, or back ass wiped first? I gotz to get back to my veedo game."
 
This nonsense between Amber and Becky will just keep on going without anything of interest actually happening. Becky absolutely REVELS in this 'abuse' from Amber and will do anything to keep it going. This is the time of her life. It gives her life purpose. It's all been downhill since no one cared about her story of the possum-shootin' gun being out of bullets.

Things Becky could do to improve her life:
  • BLOCK her abusive ex so Becky can't be contacted by her
  • Get off social media so she doesn't have to be 'traumatized' by Amber's online bullshit
  • Go to therapy to learn how to deal and move on
  • Lose weight and eat better so her brain isn't swimming in toxic sludge

Things Becky chooses to do instead:
  • Keeps all lines of communication with Amber open
  • Monitors Amber's actions constantly on social media
  • Blew off so many therapy sessions that her shrink fired her
  • Complained about not having enough money to eat, while getting FATTER THAN EVER

(How the fuck do you eat so much CoolWhip that you have enough to use as dinnerware? And why would you think a 1/2 lb CoolWhip tub is a good sized bowl to measure out your Cocoa Puffs?!)

And just in case anyone reading this doesn't know/has forgotten the shit she's done, Beck has:
  • Gone along with Eric and posted pics of her ex GF's stained panties publically on social media, and talked about what a dirty skank she was.
  • Hit on her step-sister, and pressured her to date Becky. And then harassed her at work when she refused (as per FrazzleCakes' description - she posted in this thread from mid September 2019 to mid to late 2020, but I think she's gone now) [Edit: not this thread, sorry. She had her own: https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...d-the-amberland-universe-the-backstory.61147/ ]
  • (In my opinion) Appropriated the story of her step-sister (who was kicked out Becky's mom's and her Dad's Trailer for being a lesbian), shaming her mother online to create content for Amber's channel. It's my opinion that the story was appropriated because she was still acting like she was resentful of this action, while also talking about being SO CLOSE with her mother. So either she appropriated the story, or she turns on/off of people exactly the same way cluster B Amber does).
  • Cosigned all of Amber's shit. She backed up the 'diagnosed with B.E.D.' lie, the 'hulthy but big' lie, all of the bullshit diet arcs, all of the embellished medical problem arcs, etc.
  • Threatened to sue Zachary Michaels using the powerful Willam's family lawyer. During a livestream, Zach read out some messages that were sent to him. They were posts from Misty's (Becky's sister) public facebook account. They were basically slamming Amber, saying things like Amber was so lazy she wouldn't BREATHE if she didn't have to. It was funny, and both Amber and Becky went into rage mode over it. I think it was around this time that Amber struck Zach. They exchanged info, but of course Amber didn't take him to court. (This may have been what led to the attempted doxxing incident below, but I'm not sure).
  • Tried to dox Zachary Michaels during one of Amber's videos. She gave out his legal name (with last name). Zach responded that he didn't care because in the very beginning of his channel he used his legal name so it wasn't really anything private.
  • PROFITED off of this by somehow acquiring 6 retro gaming consoles, hundreds of games and DVDs, an iPad, an iPhone 12 (I think), a big screen television, some new furniture, all of the clothing and art supplies she wanted, and a CAR (Becky was FUCKING RETARDED for not noticing that Amber was paying as little as possible on the payments - Becky had access to money and should have done something about that if she cared - or should have let Amber keep the car). Then she cried after the breakup of having to 'start over with nothing' - and refused to sell any of her electronics like her audience suggested (instead choosing to e-beg, which I'll mention in a minute).
  • Did a bullshit Go Fund Me with her sister Misty, claiming that they needed money for cancer treatments which were already covered by Norma's insurance (and then later changed it to gas money and snacks for family to visit her when her audience realized it was bullshit). Fun fact: Jerry (step-sister's dad) tried a Go Fund Me a week later for his 'heart attack' to try and scam the Ambabies and got exactly .... $0.00
  • Defended Amber pubically by basically saying that her (now dead) mother had gone insane from her metatasized breast cancer deteriorating her brain, and was being an unreasonable aggressor and the one at fault for the voice messages that 'Annie Duran' (Norma's friend) leaked.
  • In the past chosen Amber over Rafe and Hanna, and Amber again over Eric and Ricky (Becky got drunk and ripped into them on 'the scary night where something bad happened'). Then Becky suddenly became Team Hanna/Rafe (and slithered back to mooch off them) when Amber moved Jade into the apartment.
  • started a SECOND bullshit Go Fund Me, this time asking for a few thousand for car repairs. The porkwaggon had a value of maybe $2K (8 year old entry level Hyundai with very high mileage and a lot of wear and tear) and had $8K or so remaining on the car loan - but Becky had never mentioned repairs being needed before. In fact, Amber has multiple videos where Becky was supposedly taking the car in for 'maintenence'. Becky of course had no idea what repairs even needed to be done, or how much it would cost. She got a few thousand ($3-$5K?), which she claimed to have spent on "bills" instead of the car (which only got a $200 O2 sensor), then tried to complain her car still didn't work and needed more repairs. Her audience found out that the mechanic was her nephew, and they were going to have to replace parts one by one until they figured out what was wrong (with no idea of what MIGHT be wrong), and finally caught on (and were PISSED) from being scammed by Becky, Becky was an absolute CUNT to them (just like Amber would be to her audience), then hid offline for a while. When she realized it wasn't blowing over, she came back and tried a bullshit apology video. When that didn't work either, suddenly the car was magically fixed (with no money, AMAZING!) - but Becky was now hinting in her vlogs that she needed a new computer to create better 'content'.
Not to be MATI, but I hope Jade drives by and chucks bottles at Becky's car and trailer wall (like the bottle kids from 'Trailer Park Boys'). The enemy of my enemy... is just another enemy. FUCK YOU, THUMB!

[EDITED TO ADD]
More shit that Becky's done, because every time I hit "save", I remember something else.
 
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So who is it on YouTube that Amberlynn is watching, and copying, who has the vocal tic of repeating parts of their sentence for emphasis?
Because since the break up video she has been doing it for the absolute drama of it all and once you notice it, it’ll drive you up the wall too, sorry.

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Not weak ... low iq

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I am never really surprised anymore at how disgusting these gorls get but yet I am???

Amber knows Chunky is simple minded but fuck man.
Pretty much all of this. Can we skip to the part where Destiny convinces Becky to follow through? From where I'm sitting, all we have to do is get Becky to be more afraid of the haydurs than she is afraid of Amber. She's spineless and goes with the flow, so, all we have to do is bully her into capitulating to us. Apologies to anyone with mental health problems that they can identify with in this situation but Becky does really need to do a tell-all or stfu and be a victim somewhere else.
 
Becky has a TON of support in her comments.
Hell, even if she didn't want to directly say "Amber did these things" she could do a "Once upon a time there was a youtuber who was dating someone..." and everyone would get it.
No judge is going to give this shit a moments attention.
Becky should know how empty threats of lawsuits are, she and her family lie about that shit all the damn time.
Wait.
If Becky knows threatening law is a bluff, and Amber knows it's a bluff, then what are we even doing here?
Unless!
They both think it's just something you declare, like Michael with the bankruptcy on The Office?
I sue you! You have been SUED! Now you have to do as I say!
Something like that maybe?
 
So who is it on YouTube that Amberlynn is watching, and copying, who has the vocal tic of repeating parts of their sentence for emphasis?
Because since the break up video she has been doing it for the absolute drama of it all and once you notice it, it’ll drive you up the wall too, sorry.

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I mentioned the repeated phrasing awhile back, so it has to be someone she's been following for a bit now. Since I stay away from other lolcow and "influencer" (fuck, how I hate that word) channels, I can't even begin to guess who it might be. It's a supremely annoying habit.
 
Becky has a TON of support in her comments.
Hell, even if she didn't want to directly say "Amber did these things" she could do a "Once upon a time there was a youtuber who was dating someone..." and everyone would get it.
No judge is going to give this shit a moments attention.
Becky should know how empty threats of lawsuits are, she and her family lie about that shit all the damn time.
Wait.
If Becky knows threatening law is a bluff, and Amber knows it's a bluff, then what are we even doing here?
Unless!
They both think it's just something you declare, like Michael with the bankruptcy on The Office?
I sue you! You have been SUED! Now you have to do as I say!
Something like that maybe?
It angers me to no end that so many of these tards in Gorl World (and Haydur Nation) are constantly bitch-slapping each other and threatening to strike and sue each other over the most childish, petty shit, If you can't take the heat....GET OFF THE DAMN INTERNET! The justice system has its hands full with real cases as it is.
 
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