Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
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This is for you @Xenomorph

GOOD GOD DAMN. Her back hump has merged with her neck hump, and is enveloping her skull!
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Enhance

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Look at that hump raising up out of the shirt collar. RISE HUMP RISE!

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Profile Pic for those in need
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Herp in full effect on that lip
 
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If it was a disabled unit the door would not be this close to the toilet. Maybe it's because she's so gigantic that I can't fathom it with her in the shot, but I don't understand how that door can even fully open with the toilet right behind it. It looks like the door jam is directly lined up with the toilet so when the door opens it would bang into the bowl.
Not necessary. Unless the bathroom is huge, if you have limited space and you are in a wheelchair, you would close the door behind you, turn, then move out of the wheelchair.

I think this is not a fully compliant ACA disabled bathroom as there is no side supports next to the toilet and no wheelchair accessible sink and shower. I think it is more of less a bathroom for people with limited mobility; grab bars in the tub, etc.
 
I absolutely believe she is bigger than 555lbs now but I do believe that she is at least 555lbs. I noticed especially in this video that Amber is ageing hard, my partner even noticed. Her skin in the face is losing its elasticity, she is getting a ton of grey hair and losing her hair too. The problem with her losing the weight now as its going to stick a lot more. I legit think we can see a return to 2018 era fatness.
 
I'm not ok...moving furniture and another weigh in | vlog


522.2 lbs

Blames lymphedema for inability to lose weight.

Speaking of that disease, I wounder what stage/grade she is at; based on wikipedia I'd say:

Stage 7 ("The person becomes "handicapped", and is unable to independently perform daily routine activities such as walking, bathing and cooking. Assistance from the family and health care system is needed."

and


Grade 3 b (Lymphedema is present in more than one limb and its associated trunk quadrant. Circumferential difference is greater than 6 centimeters. Significant skin alterations, such as cornfication or kretosis, cysts and/or fisulae , are present. Additionally, the patient may experience repeated attacks of erysipelas a form of cellulitis.)

AKA she is fucked. Def makes weight lose harder but fuck her anyways. She should have been on top of this shit years ago.

Plus it only explains the legs you dumb cunt.
 
Talks about what a lot of records Jade has, shows a tiny amount of records. lol.
Announces she isn't wearing pants. Why did we need to know that?
Moving a small item of furniture. Did she get that idea from Eugenia Cooney?
Eating coconut strips, eating coconut macaroons... fuck's sake just dip a stick of butter in a bowl of sugar already.
She is trying to gain weight. Mark my words, she's gonna balloon.
 
"i have a dark eye moment" - slathers on beige paint
lmao bitch you are 600 pounds View attachment 5211286
I haven't actually watched her videos in a while because I just can't stand to look at her smug face most of the time so this is the first time I've noticed the gray hair and droopy wrinkly face coming in. She's aging like two day old sushi. Probably smells like it too.
 
I haven't actually watched her videos in a while because I just can't stand to look at her smug face most of the time so this is the first time I've noticed the gray hair and droopy wrinkly face coming in. She's aging like two day old sushi. Probably smells like it too.
She's aging like a Wommart brand mid-2022 skem melk.
 
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