Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[maybe a pigeon]

Of course she’s eating Chicken in a Biskit crackers.

I’m watching Gorlworld Ireland’s reaction, and he’s wondering WTH they are. Dude, you don’t want to know.

But with quality ingredients like white flour, oil, salt, MSG, and dehydrated cooked chicken, how could Amber resist?

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

That's cause felon has left the building and no longer drives her places. Gotta dig up an old target bag and get some some shit delivered

I agree that Jade is long gone. What I don’t understand is: what is the point of this farce?

1. Everyone thinks it’s weird and unhealthy for them to remain living together in the first place.
2. It is less likely to attract a replacement caretaker since they might think Jade is hovering around and possibly opining on their looks/messages they’re trying to share only with ALR. AND if 2 people stay in the same living arrangement, there’s a chance they could get back together (especially now that ALR has just released a video sobbing about how she wants Jade back).

What’s the angle?

 

[FarmVille]

What’s the angle?

The angle is that she has pre recorded content to stretch out that is going to require Jade still living there. Like the canceled doctors appointment shopping trip.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Edit: This was an attempt to respond to @snaggletooth but my quote got swallowed by troons, apparently. Fucking site goofiness.

Unfortunately, been playing with it and have discovered that it is not a linear function. It appears to be a janky-as-fuck log scale that I haven't quite cracked yet (and am a bit too busy rotting my brain with cycling to bother with).

Wish that would hold, but it doesn't. Just for demonstration's sake, put in a 32 y/o female at 5'3" and 130 lbs - she gets 23 points. Same female at 150 gets the same amount of points. Ramp it up to 200 - STILL 23 points. But 250? 30 points. 300? 39 points. 350? 48. So clearly logarithmic scaling is at play.

Fuck it. I'm getting back to watching stage 20 so I can be up to date for stage 21 tomorrow and the start of the TdF Femmes avec Zwift.

 

[HackerX]

Unfortunately, been playing with it and have discovered that it is not a linear function. It appears to be a janky-as-fuck log scale that I haven't quite cracked yet (and am a bit too busy rotting my brain with cycling to bother with).

Wish that would hold, but it doesn't. Just for demonstration's sake, put in a 32 y/o female at 5'3" and 130 lbs - she gets 23 points. Same female at 150 gets the same amount of points. Ramp it up to 200 - STILL 23 points. But 250? 30 points. 300? 39 points. 350? 48. So clearly logarithmic scaling is at play.

Unfortunately, the science is settled.
See below:

760 pounds

See? Settled Science!

 

[beautiful person]

If only there was a Pet Spa close to her flat /sarcasm

Note: there is one part of the amenities at the Henry for people who did not know.

So she could literally put her cat in a carrier, get in the elevator, and take him downstairs to get his hair sorted out...

The extent of her pet negligence, based purely on laziness and ego (because I'm sure she's ashamed to be seen by other people in her building) is enraging. Don't get a long-haired cat if you don't want to deal with long cat hair problems. Better yet, don't get a cat at all if you're so monstrously corpulent that you can't even bend over to scoop out a litter box. Don't have pets at all, because cats are pretty much the most low-maintenance animals you can get and she's still a fucking failure at looking after them.

order two takeout meals featuring French fries, cheeseburgers, etc.,

Not just French fries, but French fries with cheese on them. That was such an obvious and easy opportunity, even in her poor choice to order fast food at all, to not add excess to her calorie/point intake, and she still couldn't do it. Like, just don't get the cheese on your fries! Just get the regular fries! She literally isn't even trying.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

So she could literally put her cat in a carrier, get in the elevator, and take him downstairs to get his hair sorted out...

Let's make this even more infuriating.

She doesn't need to go on the elevator. She lives on the ground floor.

 

[beautiful person]

Let's make this even more infuriating.

She doesn't need to go on the elevator. She lives on the ground floor.

Lmao, of course. I feel bad for all the animals of the world who are subjected to lolcow owners.

 

[blubberlubber]

The braille was very powerful to Amberlynn because it shows that even blind people aren't as disillusioned as her.
She has pink eye right now and we have over a hundred videos of her cat-pawing everything at Wommart. She's never gotten curious as to what those dots on the wall were? Aesthetic decoration?

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

Is someone trying to troll her with the braille book because soon she'll be blind to to da beetus?

Amber also pretended that felon gathered the cups from top shelves her 5'1 shelf ass couldn't reach. In addition to mentioning her being around a few other times. Then where is the disembodied man voice? Does she think we believe that Amber would go anywhere without her phone? She's throw a fit in the car and demand to be chauffeured home to retrieve it because a) she's addicted to it and b) her life is filming for YouTube. She never forgets to film the rate times she leaves the house.

I'm always disgusted and intrigued by the fact that Amber can't get through more than two sentences without picking the wrong word. And she makes the most basic errors like "has" instead of "have." I've never heard anything like it. Her IQ and language skills are worse than an 8th grader.

She makes a big show of telling us that she doesn't film her videos weeks in advance by showing us the date on her phone calendar. I'm no FBI Frank so I wasn't able to decipher if it was real and not an edited screenshot or something. I wonder if that means she reads the farms? Her timeline foolery is often noted here. Not so much in YT comments.

The way she was rubbing that face wipe over her skin made me cringe. You're not supposed to rub the dirty part of the rag over and over. You wipe a bit of face, then use a clean spot on the wipe to wipe a different part of the face. The way she did it was just rubbing her makeup/germs all over her face.

Amber is doing her pouty face when wearing makeup and it's offensive to my delicate sensibilities that she thinks she's attractive. Hoe you look desperate stop pouting your lips in hopes of enticing a new girlfriend.

 

[Consent Accident]

Is someone trying to troll her with the braille book because soon she'll be blind to to da beetus?

That was my first thought too. Why else would someone send her a random braille book?

She also talks about how she recently got multiple massive Amazon packages sent to her P.O. box full of sweet cakes like Debbie snack cakes that she or Felon had to throw out.

Well, first of all, I have a hard time believing that she got sent a hundred of packages of food. A few, maybe up to a dozen by people with too much money to waste? Yes sure. But a hundred? Unless Amber is overexaggerating again while ignoring the actual meaning of words as a writer like her obviously would do, there is no way.
Also, if it were true, why would she not film it? She filmed the stupid coffee cake incident and that is nothing compared to what she mentioned here.

Perhaps she shies away from showing the packages while raging at her audience again because she is worried about receiving the same backlash as she did back then?

I still believe it could be good content for her channel, especially if she were to film herself and her little house slave drive to a homeless shelter or another place where she could donate the unopened boxes. I think a lot of viewers would enjoy this and would applaud here even for taking something that is that negative for her and turning it into a positive for the world. She could really show those darn trolls. But again, either it's a lie or she is just too lazy to do it or too stupid to think of it.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

So she could literally put her cat in a carrier, get in the elevator, and take him downstairs to get his hair sorted out...

I think her apartment complex has a place for pets to be groomed by their owner, but no on-duty pet groomer (kind of like how they have a gym, but no fitness trainer). Still, everything you said still stands. Amber COULD phone a groomer who makes house calls, and meet them at her GROUND LEVEL back porch. Again, as a narc, her pets are accessories and sources of supply, rather than living creatures who think, feel, and have needs.

...She makes a big show of telling us that she doesn't film her videos weeks in advance by showing us the date on her phone calendar. I'm no FBI Frank so I wasn't able to decipher if it was real and not an edited screenshot or something. I wonder if that means she reads the farms? Her timeline foolery is often noted here. Not so much in YT comments...

Slight powerlevel... but I'm not FBI Frank (). Still, I noticed a bit of timeline fuckery in the previous two videos ... you know, right after Gorlworld Ireland smacked me over the head with it in his last video when he made a big deal out of it (Yeah, I've been slacking a bit in my summaries lately):

what I ate today on weight watchers day 1 | all takeout | vlog - uploaded 2023/07/21
Amber shows her WW app on her iPhone while looking up the point values for Shake Shack. The date on the app shows July 17th.

binging update, target haul, & negative thoughts | vlog - uploaded 2023/07/22
Amber shows her calendar app on her iPhone, and the date is July 21st, despite it being the next day.

3 DAYS are missing between those vlogs. And as we know that Amberlynn wants to be paid for every second she films, we'll be seeing them on some unknown date in the future. Will all of the timeline fuckery we've uncovered so far, do you think we have enough data to write a program to predict when these pieces of lost media are likely to resurface in the Amberverse?

Regarding The Farms, I don't know. That would mean that she would have to stop obsessively spying on everyone who talks about her on the clear net in order to figure out Tor. Maybe her Op Sec ex-wiper taught Amber before she skipped town. Otherwise, I'd assume she'd just figure that if it's no longer on the clear net, it no longer exists.

 

[TardiX]

Speaking of timeline fuckery I noticed she had her surprise gift untouched rotisserie chicken a few days after her rotisserie chicken and stuffing meal. Could've been another rotisserie chicken I suppose. Just weird.

Then weird she brought up the crackers as this super special thanksgiving memory after everyone commented they only eat stuffing at thanksgiving.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

That was my first thought too. Why else would someone send her a random braille book?

Knowing Amber, she was so busy tearing open the box to get at the Little Debbie snack cakes, she missed the gift receipt from Stevie Wonder.

 

[HackerX]

think her apartment complex has a place for pets to be groomed by their owner, but no on-duty pet groomer (kind of like how they have a gym, but no fitness trainer). Still, everything you said still stands. Amber COULD phone a groomer who makes house calls, and meet them at her GROUND LEVEL back porch. Again, as a narc, her pets are accessories and sources of supply, rather than living creatures who think, feel, and have needs.

Assuming it's anything like I've seen, the grooming station is usually beside a specified pet area. (Like a small dog park)

They provide a few more amenities than washing a pet in the tub to make that process easier, which is great if you ever use it.

If it's anything like that, she doesn't use it for a bunch of reasons, but top 2 that come to mind.
1) Lazy
2) Potentially witnessed by other residents

 

[lol cow supreme]

Her apartment is ridiculous once you realize how much shit she could be taking advantage of and doesnt. For the pets it is a pet "SPA". Though self servie it has the standing tubs so you dont have to bend over, dryer, place to brush etc. So you dont even mess up your own place. Surrounding the property are plenty of pet waste stations for those taking the dogs on walks, and there is an off leash puppy park tahts fenced in not 100 ft from the building.

Hell, they even have taught SCUBA in the freaking pool, and the gym is super nice for an apartment complex. They have social parties all the time for the residents, and this doesnt count the shopping center its part of.
Its interesting the foods we are seeing showing up now that Jade's not there to fetch. Shake Shack? Thats not been on the channel much but now its been twice? OH its right next door. 873 feet. thats 350 steps. I think The Henry might actually have free delivery from several of the restaurants in its complex.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Her apartment is ridiculous once you realize how much shit she could be taking advantage of and doesnt. For the pets it is a pet "SPA". Though self servie it has the standing tubs so you dont have to bend over, dryer, place to brush etc. So you dont even mess up your own place. Surrounding the property are plenty of pet waste stations for those taking the dogs on walks, and there is an off leash puppy park tahts fenced in not 100 ft from the building.

Hell, they even have taught SCUBA in the freaking pool, and the gym is super nice for an apartment complex. They have social parties all the time for the residents, and this doesnt count the shopping center its part of.
Its interesting the foods we are seeing showing up now that Jade's not there to fetch. Shake Shack? Thats not been on the channel much but now its been twice? OH its right next door. 873 feet. thats 350 steps. I think The Henry might actually have free delivery from several of the restaurants in its complex.

I would bet my savings she has never used any of that stuff. We've seen her have a soda delivered from a restaurant across the street. She is so lazy she couldn't walk and get it herself. I doubt she has ever been in the parking garage. Thumb and slave both picked her up and dropped her off at the street level door. For her, living in a "luxury" apartment isn't about the amenities, but bragging about living in a luxury apartment complex.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Did anyone else notice she said she didn’t get to go to grocery stores when she was 17? She was 420 lbs at that age and it seemed like she was insinuating she was starved or somthing.

 

[Witch Bitch]

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Did anyone else notice she said she didn’t get to go to grocery stores when she was 17? She was 420 lbs at that age and it seemed like she was insinuating she was starved or somthing.

or shed steal.. foster families couldnt trust her as far as they could throw her.

My favorite foster care comments from her. "I had to steal food from other kids" bitch has never known hunger in her life besides the emotional sort. which she could have figured out in therapy while prepping for wright loss surgery- oh waaait.

 

[Xenomorph]

Did anyone else notice she said she didn’t get to go to grocery stores when she was 17? She was 420 lbs at that age and it seemed like she was insinuating she was starved or somthing.

Bitch had food stamps and wouldnt share with Kacey's fam after keeping a roof over her fat ass.