Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[beautiful person]

My theory is she gets into the shower twice a day, but it’s to pee and waffle stomp. No actual bathing occurs.

The waffle stomp mental visual horrifies me every time someone brings it up.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Spoiler: Horror inducing speculation

Just imagine, if she's stomping it's getting in her ankle rolls.
Granted this assumes it's not all just a liquid stream of terror that just gets in all her other folds.

There's not enough bleach in the world to get this gorl clean. It's kind of amazing she's not dead from infection at this point.

If she doesn't find a way to clean gerself soon we may see quite the medical emergency come about. Revenge of the infected bellybutton soon?

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Didn’t this bitch have a hernia? Did it just GO AWAY?

 

[Salvador Dali]

am I looking for a girlfriend? | if I lose weight, no one will watch me anymore | vlog

Spoiler: July 31, 2023 Archive

 

[Xenomorph]

We open with her hair unwashed again this makes 3 weeks since she saw soap and water

Poetlynn at it again claiming shes lost that writing feelin and shits on her audience as to why she isn't in the mood to and obligatory her talking about her cryeen erryday.
She is claiming she was social-able with strangers while taking Twinkie out and keeping the lie going that she walks her and not lets her piss on the porch at best or on the carpet at worst. (she let Twinkie use dustys old room as a toilet when dusty left her.
More whining about her breakup shit, clearly not getting the hint nobody gives one fucking shit.
Claims people reach out to her on Instagram DM's and nowhere else with their sweet messages. Its always behind the scenes (aka lie)
Did her makeup to claim her messed her makeup from cryeen and emoing throwing herself around bellowing all over the place.
Once again brings up her struggle of having to post 15 days in a row of vlogging her nontent like this is some tremendous feat, y'know its not like people have 8-10 hour workdays 5 days a week to tend to..then children, pets taking care of other obligations on the weekends..
"you need to be patient with me while I grieve" oh shut the fuck up Amber we know you dont care about the down syndrome looking sped Jade we know its your crippling fear of not having someone to be there to tend to your demands anymore.
Turkey Kielbasa broccoli, mustard and cottage cheese again! Way more sausage than veggies cause ofc why would there be!
Catfishlynn showing her chestfat wannabe cleav once again! She claims she takes catfish fatfish selfies on Snapchat everyday which we know is bullshit and shows these thrist trap photos of herself to select family and friends.. SUREST OF JANS.
"People have this conspiracy that I am fisheen for a new gf" Once again you know and we know what is true. WHO TF WOULD SEND THESE PICS WITH YOUR CHEST FAT HANGING OUT TO A FAMILY MEMBER?
Bringing up crying again and now she is talking about de-cluttering the hoards and shows us her side table/dresser and her rhinestone mirrors shes tryeen to get rid of, who tf has multiple mirrors in one room that isn't a malignant narc?
Talking about furniture she is trying to get rid of and is trying to get herself separated from blankets cause she is so QUIRKY U GUISE and only speshul peepul like her have attachments to blankets and things of their youth.
Twonko is shown passed out on the couch hating her life.
Cut to her kitchen cause of course we are and she is showing us loaded cauliflower bites with cheese and bacon in them throws them in the airfryer and then uses a meat thermometer to test if they are cooked through enough lmao
Still calling her life "eras" pure mental illness right there.
Drenches her cauliflower tots shit in ranch like a fatass. She claims she would do a poddcast with only two people an ex best friends and an ex gf, my guess is those are both krystle as she has referred to her as both.
Rarity sighting shows Amber her ass lmao you go rarity show her how ass her vlogs really are!
I fucking tuned out after this shite.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Even filtered to all hell this, this photo still shows the one sad reality about her looks. She has no boobs and is forcing her fat together to give the illusion of cleavage. The strings on the chest panel are all collapsed onto her chest fat where she's scrunching her shoulders together and smooshing them together. Normally these strings would be taught. She's also pulling down on the bottom of the v-neck opening to make it appear longer.

Look at those itty bitty fat girl non tiddies (and yes this is the same shirt). In the video she starts out crying with her shoulders forward trying to cry but "show the goods", later when she's stuffing her face she forgets all about it and relaxes into her actual form.

 

[FatalTater]

FailureLynn needs to understand that she doesn't get to tell people what to do.
We will talk about her.
We will judge the shit out of her.
Eat shit Amber. Just dip it in ranch or mustard first.

Her only goal in life (aside from hooking a new slave) is to get paid and get food.
Get paid, get food.
Get paid, get food.
That is her whole everything.
Why are people watching this?

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

cauliflower bites with cheese and bacon in them throws them in the airfryer and then uses a meat thermometer to test if they are cooked through enough lmao

I almost pulled an Amber and choked on my breakfast taco and shit my pants while reading this. She is just so, so, incredibly stupid. In everything she does. She finds the most inefficient, convoluted, outright retarded way to do everything. I think it was Kicking Geese who said it perfectly that the only thing Amber is an expert in is wasting time.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

If you were at an amusement park and this 400+ lb. fat fuck got on a ride in front of you, would you still go? Absolutely not because it's about safety. There are weight restrictions for a fucking reason. Just a few months ago, there was a fat fuck that FELL FROM A RIDE AND DIED because the safety belt didn't click. There is zero chance this bowling ball of a human could get the lap bar to click. Fuck outta here.

 

[FatalTater]

Tyre Sampson was only 100 elbees over the weight limit for the ride he was on, and he is no longer among the living.

Chantal and Amber should put amusement park rides out of thier minds and just go to those places for the food, which is what they want anyway.

 

[TardiX]

Re: the pics of cleav you could land a Boeing 747 on...

"These are just for my friends and family!" she screeches, as she shows it to the whole internet AGAIN.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

If you were at an amusement park and this 400+ lb. fat fuck got on a ride in front of you, would you still go? Absolutely not because it's about safety. There are weight restrictions for a fucking reason. Just a few months ago, there was a fat fuck that FELL FROM A RIDE AND DIED because the safety belt didn't click. There is zero chance this bowling ball of a human could get the lap bar to click. Fuck outta here.

Chantal and Amber should put amusement park rides out of thier minds

I've said this on her it's so hard being a Buffalo video or maybe Tess. I don't know. All these fuckwits who go to amusement and make videos get in their feefees about not being able to ride rides. Tess and Anna. Most recently the one that sticks out to me the most is Anna about the waterslide on The Disney cruise.
Like bitch what the fuck did you think would happen? Extra magic just for you? The fight for inclusive seating on rides isn't about my fatass or your even fatter one. It's about the fact that amputees should be able to ride the rides. Shorter adults and taller adults. People who cannot control their body structures.

Riding rides, bathroom stalls, theater seats, etc... weight loss goals. Nonscale victories. not bitchfests

Spoiler

I was fucking pissed when someone Amber's size came out of the restaurant handicapped bathroom this weekend and I really had to pee with my service dog.

 

[marjoram]

Isn't it time we had a new poll?

Like- how long til FatAl gets a new handler?
Or- which is the next food item that tries to take FatAl out?

 

[Even more 8008135]

Aug 2023: Still a fat fucking useless loser who's been dumped by every caretaker she's ever had.

 

[Cornfed]

The bit where Hamber white kinghts for Chantel, and goes full sassy black girl mode is vomit inducing.
These gorls can't even walk for a minute at time, let alone cart a shelf ass around Disneyland.
Her constant pretending that Jade is still there is just odd. The lights are literally off, and no one is home.
This bitch is definitely going to go crazy alone, I think the signs are already there as she has 0 social interaction, hence her pretending her life is a TV show. Dementialyn will be great.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

These gorls can't even walk for a minute at time, let alone cart a shelf ass around Disneyland.

I really do not understand their fixation with amusement parks when they are barely mobile, especially during the hottest part of the summer. If they want to prove to us that they can fit in a ride, first they should prove to us that they can walk from the entrance to the said ride.

Her constant pretending that Jade is still there is just odd. The lights are literally off, and no one is home.
This bitch is definitely going to go crazy alone,

Amber still does not know the difference between conspiracy and speculation.

I think the signs are already there as she has 0 social interaction, hence her pretending her life is a TV show. Dementialyn will be great.

If her life was a tv show, it would have been cancelled a long time ago. She is trying to get someone to become her girlfriend so much now. I doubt that anyone serious has contacted her. Those filtered pictures are so bizarre. No one does the catfishing pictures like she is showing us then leaves all their YT videos showing herself. Her explanation is even more ludicrous than her run-of-the-mill lies.

 

[HackerX]

am I looking for a girlfriend? | if I lose weight, no one will watch me anymore | vlog

Spoiler: July 31, 2023 Archive

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LOL. The thumbnail looks like an AI generated image for "ALR looking for a girlfriend"

Impeccable!

 

[Kier Starmer]

Look what faggot is making his rounds every 6 months.exe

No shit Amber tries different diets. If you for one second thought the WLS was EVEN and EVEN going to be attempted you are legit retarded and clearly do not know how Amber works. I am so fucking thankful here at the farms, most of us saw it for what it was and that was a shitty arc of 7 fucking months to buy her content for her dead channel. Amber knows she needs a side event; drama or characters to be even relevant. The only reason she is getting views now is because she is churning content to cover costs for Jade being gone. Amber is incredibly cunning but not clever and very surface-level.

It still astounds me how some of these reactors still cannot predict her.

I want dead Amber because it will actually be entertaining plus she is a malicious cunt, so there is no love lost with it. Amber is not this uWu "I was in foshter care victim."

She is a pathological and historical liar who alters her story so many times, I believe Tammy's as it actually makes sense. She is not this damaged person but is actually a very petulant narc bitch who thinks about money 24/7 and food 24/7. She is the avatar of Sloth incarnate, is she the worst fuck no but does she deserve these reactor's sympathies, no.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Someone find Fonzie’s waterskis. This show has officially jumped the shark.

 

[Bogliacci]

It still astounds me how some of these reactors still cannot predict her.

They gotta keep the wholesome big chungus facade up, toxic positivity always