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Big Gay Al has been in Alex is Shooks comments and live streams apparently. Apparently she's pissy with him.
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Big Gay Al has been in Alex is Shooks comments and live streams apparently. Apparently she's pissy with him.
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thinking about quitting YouTube, I keep gaining weight, & grocery haul | vlog
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Amber should really go into Chikara’s chat and explain nutrition and “calorie deficiency.”
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I only have one sparkly graphic for this video:
ETA: I lied. Considering she just revealed that her all-time goal weight is 199 and she's 5'2", her dream is to be:
ETA AGAIN: Fucking fucksticks. Considering she just waggled around a jar of fucking MILD Pace Picante Sauce... Imma just do a damned timestamp REEEEEECAP of this ridiculous video. Will post when complete in about an hour. Fuckadoodle dandy.
ETA: I lied. Considering she just revealed that her all-time goal weight is 199 and she's 5'2", her dream is to be:
ETA AGAIN: Fucking fucksticks. Considering she just waggled around a jar of fucking MILD Pace Picante Sauce... Imma just do a damned timestamp REEEEEECAP of this ridiculous video. Will post when complete in about an hour. Fuckadoodle dandy.
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TLDW: Weigh in molment tallied up to 537 point zero elbees. Fun fact, last time she was that weight was 2.5 years ago, February 2021.
In her grocery haul she has both an eig molment and a tuna molment. It is crazy how much food she gets.
She also says she decides she wants to do some intamintent fasteen.
Her greezy locks are next-level disgusting. We all know Fleen is gone, but if you needed any more proof, clearly nobody is there hosing her off.
Classic hammy video. It is much more tolerable without Fleen behind the scenes with the constant glances and giggling. I'm hoping she gives us a poetry molment next video.
In her grocery haul she has both an eig molment and a tuna molment. It is crazy how much food she gets.
She also says she decides she wants to do some intamintent fasteen.
Her greezy locks are next-level disgusting. We all know Fleen is gone, but if you needed any more proof, clearly nobody is there hosing her off.
Classic hammy video. It is much more tolerable without Fleen behind the scenes with the constant glances and giggling. I'm hoping she gives us a poetry molment next video.
Even more 8008135
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Go ahead and quit Youtube, you fat fuck.
We dare you.
We dare you.
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Shes prepping to fuck off for a few weeks she always does this shit when prepping to eat herself even more retarded.
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Reeeeecap done. Fuck this clickbaiting bitch.
TL;DW/R: Clickbait is clickbait. She's never gonna quit YouTube because she 'realizes' that 'she's the problem' and YouTube isn't to blame for her being an enormous fatass. She is chonking up. She bought groceries. She kinda/sorta pretends that F/JFoNY:MGF,W is still around, but doesn't bother talking to non-existent Felon who doesn't exist off-screen anymore. Claims to walk Twinkie. Zero animal sightings. Wild Turkey bottle is half empty in La Casa Del Diet Coke.
Because fucking FAT.
I have American Honey Wild Turkey and a fresh can of cold Diet Coke. I am ready. Let’s fuckin’ go.
0:00 - ‘Hello guise, it’s another daily vlog.’ Hello, AL. This is probably your least obnoxious fucking intro. You should keep this sedate ‘depression’ shit going. Oh wait, she’s blathering. Talking about how she doesn’t know how she’s doing this, how she’s going on, blah blah blah and nobody gives a fuck - we know you’re doing this because you need the money and Jade is helluv gone no matter how much you talk to non-existent off-screen ‘felon.’ Much tongue clacking and then she mutters that she thinks that she’s depressed.
Ya know, there’s therapy for that.
Oh, but wait, you finished your 12 sessions and you’re ready for WLS… oh wait, that is a cancelled arc. My bad. Oh but wait, didn’t you say you were going to continue with the therapist? But wait, fuck that, you get cheery after just sobbing on camera at us. That’s right. My bad. Moving on.
0:16 - This narc piece of shit has announced that we’re in the DEPRESSION ERA. She straight up says ‘Just know that is the era we are in currently.’ Fitting that I’m reviewing this on Black Tuesday kek
0:20 - Random side comment about how her upstairs neighbors are making a lot of noise. Nobody cares.
0:25 - Professes she’s going to weigh herself, and that she hasn’t weighed herself in 2 weeks and that’s apparently forever.
0:40 - A ‘friend’ has inspired AL to join ‘Lose It!’ and start counting calories. The Queen of Moderation, the Walking Calculator who can tell the caloric content of something just by giving it the stank eye, who already has MULTIPLE MyFitnessPal accounts that do the EXACT SAME THING as Lose It! is going to join yet another app because some dipshit in her IG comments mentioned it. Yes, THIS ONE WILL WORK. But apparently this ‘friend’ has lost a ton of weight and shit and understands how to actually count calories.
1:05 - AL whines about eating her feelings (as opposed to her fuelings) and how she finds she has a ton of triggers and any mention of anything food related makes her want food. ‘Fry’ makes her want to order fries.
1:35 - Fuck my life, she’s blaming being ‘swooleeen’ for inevitable weight gain, and walking for being swooleeen and her lymphadema/lympodema/lympadoodlemajob is really swooleeeeen.
2:30 - She’s upset about her weigh in, and is signing up for Look It! in front of her camera. She starts filling out the questionnaire, selects ‘frustrated’ for how she feels while signing up for the app, and then scrolls down to 537.0, which she claims is her current weight.
Goal weight is 199. FAT.
3:25 - Now she blathers about why she chose to lose 56 lbs before she moved. Apparently she wanted to reach 468 was the lowest she got on Ozempic and she wanted to get back to that point. Now she’s all sadz and feels defeated and shit and is thinking about not even setting a moving-weight goal.
Her moving goal should be to find a gorlfriend lol
3:49 - She whines about how to reach her ‘ultimate’ goal, she has to lose 338 lbs. She looks absolutely crushed and I’m cracking up laughing about that. She’d be floored if she realized she’d have to lose 416 lbs to reach the upper end of normal BMI for someone her height. (Or if we want to be generous and give her back the inch her FAT has crushed out of her spine, she’d only have to lose 410 lbs)
‘This heartbreak era situation tyFUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU, YOU IGNORANT TURD is not doing me any good.’ No, the continual stuffing of food into your face isn’t doing you any good, and that happens regardless of the ‘era’ you’re experiencing, AL. If it weren’t, you wouldn’t be over 500 lbs. Dipshit.
4:09 - So immediately after whining about weighing as much as large Galapagos Tortoise, we jump to a motherfuckin’ grocery haul with her having the stupidest toothless toddler grin on her face. She proclaims that she’s going to show us the stuff that ‘we’ got for ‘herself,’ still pretending that maybe someone else is there. Of course, she could also be saying ‘we’ to refer to the door dash/grub hub/whatever delivery service she used to fetch her grocery/food snatchin’ dude picked up for her.
Contents as follows:
~FUCKING MILD Pace Picante Sauce that she dares to call salsa despite it basically chunky ketchup
~Think! Salted Caramel Protein Bars (they’re 150 calories with 10 protein! 10 what of protein, AL? Gah fucking damn, she still doesn’t know how to read a label)
~French’s Mustard
~Scotch Brite scrub sponges
~Hellman’s Lite Mayonnaise (apparently she has dreams of making tuna salad - so she’ll likely open a can of tuna, dump it in a bowl, squish in some mayo and call it a day)
~Dawn dishwashing detergent
~Fuji Apples, 5 lb bag (her pronunciation of Fuji about made my ears combust - thankfully there’s liquor to the rescue. Then she lectures us on how refrigerating her apples makes them last longer and taste better. Whatever floats your apple boat, AL)
~Sweet Kale Chopped Kit x2 (because we know this fat bitch eats all the salad lol - this’ll rot in her fridge and be tossed while she guzzles down cheese and bacon loaded cauliflower bites)
~White onion x2
~A ‘thing’ of celery and carrots that are already cut up (a plastic tub of sliced celery and peeled carrots)
~Veggie Buffalo Wings veggitiers (so fake buffalo wings (they’re 210 calories for 94 grams of product (which also has 360mg of Na+, 23g of carbohydrate and 14g protein)- it’d be 306 calories (with 365mg Na+, 9.05g carbohydrate and 15.67g protein) for a comparable amount of actual no shit buffalo chicken wings. I think for that, I’d rather take the actual chicken wings, thank you very much)
~Plant based fiesta burger patties
~Turkey kielbasa x 2
~Tuna packs (so not even cans, the fucking foil packs - she loves her a tuna molment and please let me gouge my ears off my noggin)
~Mission carb balanced tortillas
~A ‘THING’ of aaaayyygs. Not a dozen. Not a carton. A THING.
~More cauliflower bites - southwest style because they didn’t have the loaded shit she had before
~Mexican shredded cheese
~Skinless/boneless salmon filets she can murder in a pan because she lurvs ‘a salmon’ so much
~Cottage cheese cups. Not a fucking container of cottage cheese to measure out and eat out of - fucking individual cups.
6:42 - Cuts to her stanky ass sitting in the dark confines of her living room on the stank couch. She greets us with a ‘hello’ once more. Then she rambles about how she’s decided to do some intermittent fasting, so I guess she’ll no longer be eating while she sleeps. She proclaims that doing intermittent fasting along with counting calories helps her not think of food for the vast majority of the day, except she gets triggered by random words said in YouTube videos, so all someone has to say is ‘fry’ and she’ll be door dashing every potato in Lexington.
7:00 - Proclaims she’s doing really good so far. I guess she has been doing well for the 5 minutes she’s been fasting. Surely this time everything will work and we’ll be dealing with a skinny legend soon enough. She says out of her 1800 allotted calories, she’s had 792.
Fucking fucksticks, AL.
This? This right here? This is why you continuously fail.
Rant time.
DO NOT EVEN TRY TO CALCULATE TDEE, FOLKS. It doesn’t work with our death fats because none of them are active enough to count as ‘sedentary.’ Use flat out BMR. BMR is the standard to which we should be holding this gorls, and any deliberate exercise should be tabulated afterward and only half of the calculated burn should be eaten for reclamation of burned energy.
That being said, see this graphic??
Yup, that’s AL. That’s AL’s basil metabolic rate. Her body utilizes 3,099 calories per day in order to sustain itself. Provided she does zero exercise, she can safely eat at or under this amount to drop weight.
1800 is quite aggressive. This results in a calorie deficit of 1299 calories a DAY. This results in 2.6 pounds of fat burned a WEEK. Is this doable? Yes. Is it pleasant? No. Would I recommend this for a proven weightloss failure like AL? Fuck no. I’d recommend her for 2250 calories a day (that 450 may not seem like much, but that’s a fucking full fatty muffin made of chocolate and happiness, 4 bagel things with a thin layer of butter on them, a fucking breakfast sandwich, a couple of protein bars… you get the picture). She’d still shed 1.7 pounds of fat a week, and be happier doing it as it allots more snacking. I mean, fuck, go to 2600 calories a day - she’d still lose weight. 2800 calories a day would still shed weight, just at a much less aggressive rate (that’d lose her about 0.5 lbs of fat a week). But 1800?
AL. Babe. You’ve done this shit so many times. And you’ve failed every time you have tried to restrict to less than 2000 calories a day.
Rant over, reeeecap resuming.
7:10 - She still has about 6 more hours that she’s able to eat. I’m betting she’s doing the 16/8 fasting plan - so she’s had nearly 800 calories in 2 hours. And likely has had over that, because she goes off labels and not weight.
By the way, she looks happy about this, doesn’t she? LOL
She rambles on about how it’s so easy for her to eat 1800 calories in one sitting, calling calories ‘sneaky little fellas’ and I am chortling because ‘no shit, Sherlock. Those elbees are sneaky little fellas too, huh?’
7:28 - Now she’s going on about how she guesses she’s at the point that she HAS to do this, like she HAS to breath, she HAS to get up and shower (quit lying, we know you don’t shower daily - your greasy fucking hair is proof enough of that), she HAS to take Twinkie outside (lolz - gorl, y u lyin’ we all know you just let her shit on the porch), she HAS to feed her animals, she HAS to take care of them (RIP Wasabi’s coat from the last time we saw him 17 moons ago), she HAS to do her job (poorly), she HAS to do YouTube (poorly), she HAS to be an adult (POORLY), she HAS to do adult things (like do makeup and cry on the internet and be FAT).
Shaddup.
She proclaims that she has to think of her weightloss in the same way, as something she has to do.
Because, ya know, it’s to save her life. Like WLS. That’s why she started taking weight loss so seriously when she started documenting her weight loss journey online all those years ago.
I crack myself the fuck up.
7:55 - Now she’s blaming her mental illness for her not taking weight loss seriously.
Yup, we’re getting the
excuse.
Guess that therapy was real helpful. You were more ready than any other patient in the history of WLS to get surgery, right? Right?
8:05 - Whines about how she’s in a ‘spot’ and then rambles on about it being a spot of confusion and blah blah blah whine whine whine and Wild Turkey’s some good shit, especially with Diet Coke. Because the more she feels overwhelmed and cries about it the more booze is tasty.
8:15 - ‘I prefer taking Delta 8 over Delta 9, because Delta 9’s what gave me the munchies.’ Oh, go upend a bottle of gummies into your mouth, AL. You’ve got 6 hours to do it.
8:30 - She admits that she wasn’t straight about what gummies she was snarking down like a snorlax - sometimes she said Delta 8 and she was also doing Delta 9. I wish she’d Delta Shaddup.
8:56 - Finally jump-cuts to better lighting, greets us again with ‘hey guise’ and then tells us she just did some dishes, put away clothes and walked Twinkie (to the porch door and back).
9:01 - She’s been trying to pack more, but MEMORIES wibblewibblewibble. She says every object she owns gives her a memory or makes her face the inevitable when imaginary Felon ‘leaves’ and that’s hard for her. Yeah, most children fear losing their imaginary friends, AL. Embrace it and grow up. (Not out, up.)
9:23 - Bah, so she’s taking a break from ‘packing’ and is wasting time/journaling (which apparently her therapist has commented about with PRIDE because AL is so in command of herself and is ready for everything and is the strongest and greatest patient to ever cross the mental health field of medicine this millennia). Oh, wait, she’s journaling about being a fatass.
9:40 - She ponders if YouTube is the reason she’s fat as fuck. And she had to go down memory lane and engage her two braincells in something other than ‘make mandibles come together’ and ‘separate mandibles so food may enter mouth hole’. She proclaims that she reached 480 lbs when she was working a regular job. Wait… I have glitter text for this.
Back to her blathering, she’s talking bout working at the assisted living facility with Dusty. She uses this to state that she can’t blame YouTube for being a fatass. No shit. You can only blame the hand guiding the fork to your face, AL.
10:30 - So yeah, her video title was straight clickbait. She rambles on about how she’s always turned to food regardless of what she’s doing in life, and how YouTube isn’t any different despite her having sat there for 0.37 nanoseconds and pondered if she should get a different job. As if she qualifies for any other job. But wait, she retracts and says she’d do YouTube anyway but more as a hobby than a job because she LOVES IT SO MUCH YOU GUISE. But anyway, she’s a lazy fucking slob and can’t bring herself to do anything other than sit on her couch and yammer at a phone. So why quit now? Because she’ll gain no matter what she does, because she’s incapable of controlling herself. ‘Food follows me everywhere.’ Because it’s the fault of food. Not herself.
12:10 - OMG, this bitch is still rambling about how she’s fat regardless of whether or not she’s on YouTube. She says she’s trying to use journalling to figure out what to do with herself. Because fuck actual therapy.
13:00 - Oh fuck me, now she’s going off on ‘a lot of people’ bullshit. She says the imaginary people have been asking her ‘so you were in foster care, so how did you get so big without money and without your parents’ and she goes back to blathering about how she was taken from her parents because of neglect and how it’s crazy that she was a butterball in a house of meth.
13:18 - Revisiting MethMom visiting during her cancer bullshit. Apparently they talked about finances and how AL only had one pair of pants because her father would rather buy drugs than clothes for his children. So AL shoved all the food she could find into her mouth and blah blah blah and yes, you can be fat as fuck without money.
14:15 - She’s still talking about this shit. She’s bringing up ‘another good example’ about when she had ‘barely’ any money and reached 500 lbs. Says she was pulling in only a couple thousand then and was shoveling her face with calories.
14:44 - Finally wraps up by saying that it’s her fault that she shovels crap in her mouth, and it’s ‘freeing’ to blame herself.
15:08 - FUCKING FUCK she just cut to a white placard with that retarded ‘Thanks for watching’ with the lips bullshit on it. She sounds like she’s talking in a damned tunnel as she tells us that she hopes we enjoyed her stupid vlog (I didn’t) and says she forgot to end the vlog. She threatens us with tomorrow’s day 14 vlog, and kisses, but fortunately I can’t see it so I can deny that ever happened.
I have American Honey Wild Turkey and a fresh can of cold Diet Coke. I am ready. Let’s fuckin’ go.
0:00 - ‘Hello guise, it’s another daily vlog.’ Hello, AL. This is probably your least obnoxious fucking intro. You should keep this sedate ‘depression’ shit going. Oh wait, she’s blathering. Talking about how she doesn’t know how she’s doing this, how she’s going on, blah blah blah and nobody gives a fuck - we know you’re doing this because you need the money and Jade is helluv gone no matter how much you talk to non-existent off-screen ‘felon.’ Much tongue clacking and then she mutters that she thinks that she’s depressed.
Ya know, there’s therapy for that.
Oh, but wait, you finished your 12 sessions and you’re ready for WLS… oh wait, that is a cancelled arc. My bad. Oh but wait, didn’t you say you were going to continue with the therapist? But wait, fuck that, you get cheery after just sobbing on camera at us. That’s right. My bad. Moving on.
0:16 - This narc piece of shit has announced that we’re in the DEPRESSION ERA. She straight up says ‘Just know that is the era we are in currently.’ Fitting that I’m reviewing this on Black Tuesday kek
0:20 - Random side comment about how her upstairs neighbors are making a lot of noise. Nobody cares.
0:25 - Professes she’s going to weigh herself, and that she hasn’t weighed herself in 2 weeks and that’s apparently forever.
0:40 - A ‘friend’ has inspired AL to join ‘Lose It!’ and start counting calories. The Queen of Moderation, the Walking Calculator who can tell the caloric content of something just by giving it the stank eye, who already has MULTIPLE MyFitnessPal accounts that do the EXACT SAME THING as Lose It! is going to join yet another app because some dipshit in her IG comments mentioned it. Yes, THIS ONE WILL WORK. But apparently this ‘friend’ has lost a ton of weight and shit and understands how to actually count calories.
1:05 - AL whines about eating her feelings (as opposed to her fuelings) and how she finds she has a ton of triggers and any mention of anything food related makes her want food. ‘Fry’ makes her want to order fries.
1:35 - Fuck my life, she’s blaming being ‘swooleeen’ for inevitable weight gain, and walking for being swooleeen and her lymphadema/lympodema/lympadoodlemajob is really swooleeeeen.
2:30 - She’s upset about her weigh in, and is signing up for Look It! in front of her camera. She starts filling out the questionnaire, selects ‘frustrated’ for how she feels while signing up for the app, and then scrolls down to 537.0, which she claims is her current weight.
Goal weight is 199. FAT.
3:25 - Now she blathers about why she chose to lose 56 lbs before she moved. Apparently she wanted to reach 468 was the lowest she got on Ozempic and she wanted to get back to that point. Now she’s all sadz and feels defeated and shit and is thinking about not even setting a moving-weight goal.
Her moving goal should be to find a gorlfriend lol
3:49 - She whines about how to reach her ‘ultimate’ goal, she has to lose 338 lbs. She looks absolutely crushed and I’m cracking up laughing about that. She’d be floored if she realized she’d have to lose 416 lbs to reach the upper end of normal BMI for someone her height. (Or if we want to be generous and give her back the inch her FAT has crushed out of her spine, she’d only have to lose 410 lbs)
‘This heartbreak era situation tyFUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU, YOU IGNORANT TURD is not doing me any good.’ No, the continual stuffing of food into your face isn’t doing you any good, and that happens regardless of the ‘era’ you’re experiencing, AL. If it weren’t, you wouldn’t be over 500 lbs. Dipshit.
4:09 - So immediately after whining about weighing as much as large Galapagos Tortoise, we jump to a motherfuckin’ grocery haul with her having the stupidest toothless toddler grin on her face. She proclaims that she’s going to show us the stuff that ‘we’ got for ‘herself,’ still pretending that maybe someone else is there. Of course, she could also be saying ‘we’ to refer to the door dash/grub hub/whatever delivery service she used to fetch her grocery/food snatchin’ dude picked up for her.
Contents as follows:
~FUCKING MILD Pace Picante Sauce that she dares to call salsa despite it basically chunky ketchup
~Think! Salted Caramel Protein Bars (they’re 150 calories with 10 protein! 10 what of protein, AL? Gah fucking damn, she still doesn’t know how to read a label)
~French’s Mustard
~Scotch Brite scrub sponges
~Hellman’s Lite Mayonnaise (apparently she has dreams of making tuna salad - so she’ll likely open a can of tuna, dump it in a bowl, squish in some mayo and call it a day)
~Dawn dishwashing detergent
~Fuji Apples, 5 lb bag (her pronunciation of Fuji about made my ears combust - thankfully there’s liquor to the rescue. Then she lectures us on how refrigerating her apples makes them last longer and taste better. Whatever floats your apple boat, AL)
~Sweet Kale Chopped Kit x2 (because we know this fat bitch eats all the salad lol - this’ll rot in her fridge and be tossed while she guzzles down cheese and bacon loaded cauliflower bites)
~White onion x2
~A ‘thing’ of celery and carrots that are already cut up (a plastic tub of sliced celery and peeled carrots)
~Veggie Buffalo Wings veggitiers (so fake buffalo wings (they’re 210 calories for 94 grams of product (which also has 360mg of Na+, 23g of carbohydrate and 14g protein)- it’d be 306 calories (with 365mg Na+, 9.05g carbohydrate and 15.67g protein) for a comparable amount of actual no shit buffalo chicken wings. I think for that, I’d rather take the actual chicken wings, thank you very much)
~Plant based fiesta burger patties
~Turkey kielbasa x 2
~Tuna packs (so not even cans, the fucking foil packs - she loves her a tuna molment and please let me gouge my ears off my noggin)
~Mission carb balanced tortillas
~A ‘THING’ of aaaayyygs. Not a dozen. Not a carton. A THING.
~More cauliflower bites - southwest style because they didn’t have the loaded shit she had before
~Mexican shredded cheese
~Skinless/boneless salmon filets she can murder in a pan because she lurvs ‘a salmon’ so much
~Cottage cheese cups. Not a fucking container of cottage cheese to measure out and eat out of - fucking individual cups.
6:42 - Cuts to her stanky ass sitting in the dark confines of her living room on the stank couch. She greets us with a ‘hello’ once more. Then she rambles about how she’s decided to do some intermittent fasting, so I guess she’ll no longer be eating while she sleeps. She proclaims that doing intermittent fasting along with counting calories helps her not think of food for the vast majority of the day, except she gets triggered by random words said in YouTube videos, so all someone has to say is ‘fry’ and she’ll be door dashing every potato in Lexington.
7:00 - Proclaims she’s doing really good so far. I guess she has been doing well for the 5 minutes she’s been fasting. Surely this time everything will work and we’ll be dealing with a skinny legend soon enough. She says out of her 1800 allotted calories, she’s had 792.
Fucking fucksticks, AL.
This? This right here? This is why you continuously fail.
Rant time.
DO NOT EVEN TRY TO CALCULATE TDEE, FOLKS. It doesn’t work with our death fats because none of them are active enough to count as ‘sedentary.’ Use flat out BMR. BMR is the standard to which we should be holding this gorls, and any deliberate exercise should be tabulated afterward and only half of the calculated burn should be eaten for reclamation of burned energy.
That being said, see this graphic??
Yup, that’s AL. That’s AL’s basil metabolic rate. Her body utilizes 3,099 calories per day in order to sustain itself. Provided she does zero exercise, she can safely eat at or under this amount to drop weight.
1800 is quite aggressive. This results in a calorie deficit of 1299 calories a DAY. This results in 2.6 pounds of fat burned a WEEK. Is this doable? Yes. Is it pleasant? No. Would I recommend this for a proven weightloss failure like AL? Fuck no. I’d recommend her for 2250 calories a day (that 450 may not seem like much, but that’s a fucking full fatty muffin made of chocolate and happiness, 4 bagel things with a thin layer of butter on them, a fucking breakfast sandwich, a couple of protein bars… you get the picture). She’d still shed 1.7 pounds of fat a week, and be happier doing it as it allots more snacking. I mean, fuck, go to 2600 calories a day - she’d still lose weight. 2800 calories a day would still shed weight, just at a much less aggressive rate (that’d lose her about 0.5 lbs of fat a week). But 1800?
AL. Babe. You’ve done this shit so many times. And you’ve failed every time you have tried to restrict to less than 2000 calories a day.
Rant over, reeeecap resuming.
7:10 - She still has about 6 more hours that she’s able to eat. I’m betting she’s doing the 16/8 fasting plan - so she’s had nearly 800 calories in 2 hours. And likely has had over that, because she goes off labels and not weight.
By the way, she looks happy about this, doesn’t she? LOL
She rambles on about how it’s so easy for her to eat 1800 calories in one sitting, calling calories ‘sneaky little fellas’ and I am chortling because ‘no shit, Sherlock. Those elbees are sneaky little fellas too, huh?’
7:28 - Now she’s going on about how she guesses she’s at the point that she HAS to do this, like she HAS to breath, she HAS to get up and shower (quit lying, we know you don’t shower daily - your greasy fucking hair is proof enough of that), she HAS to take Twinkie outside (lolz - gorl, y u lyin’ we all know you just let her shit on the porch), she HAS to feed her animals, she HAS to take care of them (RIP Wasabi’s coat from the last time we saw him 17 moons ago), she HAS to do her job (poorly), she HAS to do YouTube (poorly), she HAS to be an adult (POORLY), she HAS to do adult things (like do makeup and cry on the internet and be FAT).
Shaddup.
She proclaims that she has to think of her weightloss in the same way, as something she has to do.
Because, ya know, it’s to save her life. Like WLS. That’s why she started taking weight loss so seriously when she started documenting her weight loss journey online all those years ago.
I crack myself the fuck up.
7:55 - Now she’s blaming her mental illness for her not taking weight loss seriously.
Yup, we’re getting the
excuse.
Guess that therapy was real helpful. You were more ready than any other patient in the history of WLS to get surgery, right? Right?
8:05 - Whines about how she’s in a ‘spot’ and then rambles on about it being a spot of confusion and blah blah blah whine whine whine and Wild Turkey’s some good shit, especially with Diet Coke. Because the more she feels overwhelmed and cries about it the more booze is tasty.
8:15 - ‘I prefer taking Delta 8 over Delta 9, because Delta 9’s what gave me the munchies.’ Oh, go upend a bottle of gummies into your mouth, AL. You’ve got 6 hours to do it.
8:30 - She admits that she wasn’t straight about what gummies she was snarking down like a snorlax - sometimes she said Delta 8 and she was also doing Delta 9. I wish she’d Delta Shaddup.
8:56 - Finally jump-cuts to better lighting, greets us again with ‘hey guise’ and then tells us she just did some dishes, put away clothes and walked Twinkie (to the porch door and back).
9:01 - She’s been trying to pack more, but MEMORIES wibblewibblewibble. She says every object she owns gives her a memory or makes her face the inevitable when imaginary Felon ‘leaves’ and that’s hard for her. Yeah, most children fear losing their imaginary friends, AL. Embrace it and grow up. (Not out, up.)
9:23 - Bah, so she’s taking a break from ‘packing’ and is wasting time/journaling (which apparently her therapist has commented about with PRIDE because AL is so in command of herself and is ready for everything and is the strongest and greatest patient to ever cross the mental health field of medicine this millennia). Oh, wait, she’s journaling about being a fatass.
9:40 - She ponders if YouTube is the reason she’s fat as fuck. And she had to go down memory lane and engage her two braincells in something other than ‘make mandibles come together’ and ‘separate mandibles so food may enter mouth hole’. She proclaims that she reached 480 lbs when she was working a regular job. Wait… I have glitter text for this.
Back to her blathering, she’s talking bout working at the assisted living facility with Dusty. She uses this to state that she can’t blame YouTube for being a fatass. No shit. You can only blame the hand guiding the fork to your face, AL.
10:30 - So yeah, her video title was straight clickbait. She rambles on about how she’s always turned to food regardless of what she’s doing in life, and how YouTube isn’t any different despite her having sat there for 0.37 nanoseconds and pondered if she should get a different job. As if she qualifies for any other job. But wait, she retracts and says she’d do YouTube anyway but more as a hobby than a job because she LOVES IT SO MUCH YOU GUISE. But anyway, she’s a lazy fucking slob and can’t bring herself to do anything other than sit on her couch and yammer at a phone. So why quit now? Because she’ll gain no matter what she does, because she’s incapable of controlling herself. ‘Food follows me everywhere.’ Because it’s the fault of food. Not herself.
12:10 - OMG, this bitch is still rambling about how she’s fat regardless of whether or not she’s on YouTube. She says she’s trying to use journalling to figure out what to do with herself. Because fuck actual therapy.
13:00 - Oh fuck me, now she’s going off on ‘a lot of people’ bullshit. She says the imaginary people have been asking her ‘so you were in foster care, so how did you get so big without money and without your parents’ and she goes back to blathering about how she was taken from her parents because of neglect and how it’s crazy that she was a butterball in a house of meth.
13:18 - Revisiting MethMom visiting during her cancer bullshit. Apparently they talked about finances and how AL only had one pair of pants because her father would rather buy drugs than clothes for his children. So AL shoved all the food she could find into her mouth and blah blah blah and yes, you can be fat as fuck without money.
14:15 - She’s still talking about this shit. She’s bringing up ‘another good example’ about when she had ‘barely’ any money and reached 500 lbs. Says she was pulling in only a couple thousand then and was shoveling her face with calories.
14:44 - Finally wraps up by saying that it’s her fault that she shovels crap in her mouth, and it’s ‘freeing’ to blame herself.
15:08 - FUCKING FUCK she just cut to a white placard with that retarded ‘Thanks for watching’ with the lips bullshit on it. She sounds like she’s talking in a damned tunnel as she tells us that she hopes we enjoyed her stupid vlog (I didn’t) and says she forgot to end the vlog. She threatens us with tomorrow’s day 14 vlog, and kisses, but fortunately I can’t see it so I can deny that ever happened.
TL;DW/R: Clickbait is clickbait. She's never gonna quit YouTube because she 'realizes' that 'she's the problem' and YouTube isn't to blame for her being an enormous fatass. She is chonking up. She bought groceries. She kinda/sorta pretends that F/JFoNY:MGF,W is still around, but doesn't bother talking to non-existent Felon who doesn't exist off-screen anymore. Claims to walk Twinkie. Zero animal sightings. Wild Turkey bottle is half empty in La Casa Del Diet Coke.
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What gets me is all the smooth brained wine moms still thinking they should give her advice in the comments lmao
I mean imagine, being even more of an IDIOT than AMBER.
I mean imagine, being even more of an IDIOT than AMBER.
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I've seen a lot of delusional cows on the farms but Amber might be hitting new levels. For her to even contemplate the possibility of getting a real job now, let alone that she could survive on any wages that weren't the Youtuve Faucet O' Cash from her stuffing her face on camera. She's had 2 real jobs in her entire life. Both were when she was with Destiny, both were jobs she voluntarily quit with no job lined up. I know this is just her sad attempt to bait for engagement but she is dumb, so.
Imagine the balls (or the stupidity/ego) it takes to waddle into a job interview with a resume that has 2 jobs listed with dates from 2015-2016 only and the rest is like "YouChoober MookBonger InFlUenCer" or whatever. Special Skills: Hongry, Corky, Editeeen, Deep Cleeneen, Gubberment Job Exp
Imagine the balls (or the stupidity/ego) it takes to waddle into a job interview with a resume that has 2 jobs listed with dates from 2015-2016 only and the rest is like "YouChoober MookBonger InFlUenCer" or whatever. Special Skills: Hongry, Corky, Editeeen, Deep Cleeneen, Gubberment Job Exp
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"Thinking About Quitting YouTube"
Clickbait Lynn should be thinking about a homeless molment.
Greedy, repugnant, vapid, annoying. She stuffs herself constantly because she is, and will always be EMPTY.
"I feel super pathetic."
Like, shut up and eat. Oh ma gah.
Clickbait Lynn should be thinking about a homeless molment.
Greedy, repugnant, vapid, annoying. She stuffs herself constantly because she is, and will always be EMPTY.
"I feel super pathetic."
Like, shut up and eat. Oh ma gah.
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Sometimes I wonder
If Amber ever finished
That one dumb haiku.
If Amber ever finished
That one dumb haiku.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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Wipey treated Amber like a middle aged white dude treats a classic car.
She made sure Amber was washed once a week and rode her a little as possible.
Now we are here for the final downfall of Amberlynn "HONGRY" Reid.
I hope she gets desperate enough to drop this lesbian facade and shack up with some feeder dude. We need someone to hold the camera while Amber is in the hospital.
She made sure Amber was washed once a week and rode her a little as possible.
Now we are here for the final downfall of Amberlynn "HONGRY" Reid.
I hope she gets desperate enough to drop this lesbian facade and shack up with some feeder dude. We need someone to hold the camera while Amber is in the hospital.
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Rafe, Hannah's wife, Becky's friends.
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This is Rafe Archer, One of Becky's friends, who she now lives with. SHe used to be in some blogs with her partner Hannah. You can see here in thisone when she was a lot more femme...
or read the saga here amber rafe saga
Checking in on ol' Rafey poo here seems she's about to reactivate her youtube channel. Weird timing eh? As of this posting:
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Mr. Ghoul
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Looks like another retarded frog is trying to start another simp campaign for Ambo.
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32 big subscribers oh boi, shut the fuck up frog.
Worry about the fact your entire country looks like Skid Row in California.
She's all up in her comments saying "hate iz not ze answer" while completely blowing off people telling this baguette why she is so disliked.
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Fucking French bastards, honestly the most cucked group alive. They had their country halted because of rioting sand diggers and it's probably an explanation of why Canadians are so cucked.
Amber is a fat, lazy narc cunt who leeches off everyone in her vicinity even her viewers. Her most Kino moment was her worried about pre-cancer cells whilst 99% wanted the fat bitch to gasp on air.
Amber is a fat, lazy narc cunt who leeches off everyone in her vicinity even her viewers. Her most Kino moment was her worried about pre-cancer cells whilst 99% wanted the fat bitch to gasp on air.
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I honestly feel like Amberlynn has some attachment problems, but the thing is, it isn't anyone's responsibility to fix it. If I, an internet random on a gossip site, can see it, surely can she. And she has the most control.
Amberlynn surely is one of the YouTubers who amuses me the most. I wouldn't mind if she was reduced to a room in a place that compelled her to walk, but I would get no joy seeing her off the internet, destitute and in a nursing home. Maybe she needs a Chantal chapter in a foreign country.
Amberlynn surely is one of the YouTubers who amuses me the most. I wouldn't mind if she was reduced to a room in a place that compelled her to walk, but I would get no joy seeing her off the internet, destitute and in a nursing home. Maybe she needs a Chantal chapter in a foreign country.