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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I was thinking about what will happen when Amber dies, and I feel like I've said this before but I wonder who is going to choose the funeral home, and tell the hospital where to send the body, and go through the details like a date for the service, type of casket and liner, flowers, will it be a graveside service, one at the funeral home or both, writing the obituary, choosing a cemetery and buying a plot, choosing and buying a headstone... probably more little details that I'm forgetting.
Does she want to be cremated instead? I've never arranged one of those so I don't know what goes into it.
I wonder if she has a will, and who will have to do all this stuff? Does she even know who her next of kin is, and is that person aware of her wishes?
If Amber wants a nice send-off, she'd better start planning it herself or at least making sure she has life insurance and a will that names an executor if she doesn't want lawyers and accountants handling all her business at the end.
Does she want to be cremated instead? I've never arranged one of those so I don't know what goes into it.
I wonder if she has a will, and who will have to do all this stuff? Does she even know who her next of kin is, and is that person aware of her wishes?
If Amber wants a nice send-off, she'd better start planning it herself or at least making sure she has life insurance and a will that names an executor if she doesn't want lawyers and accountants handling all her business at the end.
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Surprised she hasn’t tried to bank on that theme since it’s very likely that she will die a dirty lump.
AlR Vlog - What happens when you die, choosing a funeral home, come coffin shopping with me
! ; 16 minutes of her eating while justifying her poor life choices and reminding her audience that it’s totally fine to need an XXXL coffin, with 4 minutes of her actually looking at funeral plans before crying and saying that’s it’s so hard to be her. Surely this breakup could be her “revenge body” bitch mode, but nope.
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Ambers body will likely be found by whatever landlord isnt receiving rent because shes literally going to die alone if some caretaker isnt there. Then they will call whatever state office handles that bullshit and all her crap will be thrown out and nothing is going to any family member because they wont pick up the phone if they even have one.
Amber barely has anything govt related. She struggled to get that bank account she was so proud of getting.
She probably knows where all her papers are but doesnt know what to do with it so having a will is 100000% out of the question.
Amber will be forever early 20s and also 16 years old simultaneously and if she ever needs to go do something important like get a will or a credit card or a lease for a place she will pout like a hot girl waiting for her prince charming to come save her till someone takes pity on her and holds her fat dainty hands through all of it.
Amber will never. It goes against everything she wants to believe and will destroy her "brand" as a youtuber.Surprised she hasn’t tried to bank on that theme since it’s very likely that she will die a dirty lump.
AlR Vlog - What happens when you die, choosing a funeral home, come coffin shopping with me
Surely this breakup could be her “revenge body” bitch mode, but nope.
Also since she already loves herself so much shes already in her revenge body. Shes hoovering up calories and making complex games about weight loss and buying shit she doesn't need. Shes gonna succeed.
Some day.
And when that day comes oh man are we all gonna be sorry we didnt believe in her and support her.
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She is definitely getting back to her fattest. I remember when you could see most of that stupid choker, now she has to put her head back to see it. I don't know why she even bothers wearing them. I don't think I've seen anyone in the real world, for a good 25 years, at least.
No way meth parents will use their own money to discard her.
She will be lucky if she ends up in some body farm. Where the people studying her might feel some sympathy for her, but more than likely she will end up in some Potters field, or buried with the animals that aren't picked up from the vets (thank you for your service
) office. Either way, it will probably be more than she deserves.
Even if she had the money set aside for a funeral, unless it's paid for before she dies, that money will go up meth mom or meth dad's (whoever gets there first) nose or arm before one cent is put towards a xxxxxxl coffin. They will take what they can sell from her apartment and the rest will fall to the state to deal with.
No way meth parents will use their own money to discard her.
She will be lucky if she ends up in some body farm. Where the people studying her might feel some sympathy for her, but more than likely she will end up in some Potters field, or buried with the animals that aren't picked up from the vets (thank you for your service
) office. Either way, it will probably be more than she deserves.
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My prediction is she will likely die at home. A coroner will then take her body for autopsy (if in a hospital then no autopsy is usually needed). In the absence of a family member instructing a specific funeral home is called, her body is then passed to the nearest available funeral home. I suspect (given her relatives), that she’ll end up having a bare cremation, so no service, no coffin needed, no notices lodged, no funeral plot and no headstone. Someone has to love you to organise a funeral.
If there’s no will, the a govt entity will get involved and sort through tying up all her financials which includes lodging any outstanding taxes up until the day of death. Any balance then goes to her legal next of kin at the time. At the moment her estate (what’s left off it once her cremation, the govt entity that does the probate, and debtors are paid) will likely be split between her mother and father. There won’t be any left though because she has no assets of any substance, only furniture and household shit.
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She really needs a life alert bracelet.
If she dies at home then it would either be due to something sudden (i.e. heart attack) or her falling over and unable to get up.
The former is more likely but I am believe that she will end up in a hospital some how. As for her finances, if she does end up in the hospital, I could see the state assigning her a fiduciary that takes control of her finances.
As she is in the hospital dying, Amber will be forced to give over power of attorney and her bank accounts to someone who will basically use her income to make sure people at the hospital get paid. All the shit Amber can't do, this person will. End the lease, pay someone to remove her stuff, deal with any animals that may still be alive, organize payment plans with the hosptial, check in on Amber, shit like that. This person probably will be able to charge a decent amount for their time, all which comes out of Amber's end (not like she can really use it.)
Once she is dead then I dunno. I can't see her paying off her hospital visit alive so maybe they will go after the youtube channel income.
At the end of the day, that is the prize when it comes to Amberlynn Reid. Who will be the heir of her YT direct deposit?
In theory it's passive income that will probably be of value somehow in the future. IP is a hot item these days.
The future is gonna be weird by friends.
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Can you even cremate that much lard or is it like a grease fire hazard?
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by Cremation Association of North America
Body size (weight) and levels of body fat have considerable effects on the operation of your cremation equipment. A body weighing more than 300 pounds should be treated with caution.
Salt Lake City
A dead man had one final earthly act before moving on.
Fire officials said the six-hundred-pound man was being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven.
The body fluids seeped out onto the floor and ignited causing a fire at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City.
"Those fluids can be very flammable," said Scott Freitag of the Salt Lake City fire department. "Sort of like a grease fire."
Cincinnati, Ohio
A crematorium in Ohio caught fire while burning the remains of an "overly obese" body, according to the owner.
Don Catchen said the corpse caused flames to engulf one of his units in the city of Cincinnati.
Henrico County, Virginia
A fire that damaged the roof at Southside Cremation Services on Crump Street in eastern Henrico was likely sparked by a "rather large body," according to fire investigators.
The fire started when the furnace used to cremate the 500-pound body got too hot, Henrico Fire spokesman Capt. Daniel Rosenbaum said.
Three people inside the building made it out of the building unharmed. Fire crews from both Henrico and Richmond quickly got the fire under control and extinguished, Rosenbaum said.
Jerry Hendrix, Operations Manager of Southside Cremation Services said he has never had anything like this happen in the 20 years he has been there.
He said the body weight at least 500 pounds. "The man was a little larger than what we had done in the past," said Hendrix.
The body of an "average-size adult" takes two to three hours to cremate in a 2,000-degree crematory, according to the Cremation Society of Virginia's website. Larger bodies take longer.
Sanford, who said he had been in the business nearly 10 years, added a person who weighed 300 pounds or more could take four to five hours to cremate.
"When we have a heavy person, it will be our first cremation of the day," Sanford said.
(ED: Reporter commented that research found crematorium fires are a problem worldwide when cremating "larger bodies;"
i.e., Grease fires are fatphobic.)
i.e., Grease fires are fatphobic.)
Agreed. I'm also interested in who gets control of Hamber's channel (and AdSense revenue) after she kicks the feed bag.
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It can be done, although not all crematoriums can handle her size in one piece (if you get my drift).
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Not bad, not bad!!! Only a few critiques:
Eyebrows are FAR too prevalent. Those puppies need to be practically nonexistent.
Also, not quite enough FAT.
Other than that, lovely.
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Timestamped on the the cremation part. The short version is that fatties goes into the oven in the morning, as they need to burn slowly. Since the oven will be too hot otherwise.
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Like a turkey they need to baste in their own juices
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I miss Jade, she was a great caretaker.
Now all we get is this useless fat ass parading around acting like she does chores all day. Fuck.
Now all we get is this useless fat ass parading around acting like she does chores all day. Fuck.
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She should just be honest about needing a wiper/caretaker for hire and drop the romantic pretense. That part is likely scaring off potential employees.
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A real caretaker would cost her far more than she ever spent on either Becky or Jade. Plus they'd have a job statement and set hours. Amber couldn't handle that. Can you imagine her reaction if she told her caretaker to go out and pick up her fast food at midnight, after already cooking her a healthy dinner, and that caretaker rightfully told her to fuck off because she's off the clock and that's not in her duty statement. It's far cheaper and easier to just have a "baaaaaabe".
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The habit of acting like a 12 year old vapid blonde is really getting beyond grating.
"Girly" as a description is so gross, I have never heard my friends daughter talk like that, and she is in the 5th grade.
Saying "yes I did", or some variation of it is so fucking old as well. It is something LA people say, and that says everything.
She is really ramping that shit up now, trying to be cute and deep at the same time. I don't get it.
She isn't even trying to lie. No one cancels an appointment 4 minutes before it starts, and we all know she has no way to get to an in person appointment anyway. She admits she uses telehealth for her dumb ass therapy appointments. And what therapist refers someone to a specific specialty psychologist? It's the other way around.
She broke an industrial scale, and got the same one...so we know she will never be over 550, because she capped her ability to weigh herself at that point. She is clearly beyond 550.
This whale ain't going to another state. No one will take her there, and she is not packing anything.
The delusion is fascinating. If a therapist watched her videos she would have some hard truths told to her.
Solitude is going to drive her crazy. I think it is unique among the fat girls.
"Girly" as a description is so gross, I have never heard my friends daughter talk like that, and she is in the 5th grade.
Saying "yes I did", or some variation of it is so fucking old as well. It is something LA people say, and that says everything.
She is really ramping that shit up now, trying to be cute and deep at the same time. I don't get it.
She isn't even trying to lie. No one cancels an appointment 4 minutes before it starts, and we all know she has no way to get to an in person appointment anyway. She admits she uses telehealth for her dumb ass therapy appointments. And what therapist refers someone to a specific specialty psychologist? It's the other way around.
She broke an industrial scale, and got the same one...so we know she will never be over 550, because she capped her ability to weigh herself at that point. She is clearly beyond 550.
This whale ain't going to another state. No one will take her there, and she is not packing anything.
The delusion is fascinating. If a therapist watched her videos she would have some hard truths told to her.
Solitude is going to drive her crazy. I think it is unique among the fat girls.