Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I Hate Giraffes]

My nigga she gained weight in her earlobes and the earring posts are now too short. She got too fat for earrings.

I heard she's going after the main role in the sequel to the live action Dumbo.

 

[Wyzzerd]

My nigga she gained weight in her earlobes and the earring posts are now too short. She got too fat for earrings.

Infected bellybutton, ankle balls, too fat for earrings. Ambers body continues to find new ways to amaze me, it could come out that she was never human and some form of sentient butter and I would believe it.

 

[Insulin reid]

S

My nigga she gained weight in her earlobes and the earring posts are now too short. She got too fat for earrings.

Shes too fat for a lot of things.
Her ring size is huge. Any finger she wants jewelry on is gonna have to be either ordered big as fuck or be a mans ring because they usually start at a 10. Resizing is expensive.
Her necklaces, not the choker but her real necklaces she wears, are usually 18 inches as just a standard size. The 3 in 1 necklace thing is choking her.
Her ankle balls are so big she would literally need a regular necklace for an anklet and theres no way in hell her giant arms could have bangles or bracelets on them without them being custom as fuck.

Shes also so fucking gross that any piercings

This bitch got too big for accessories in general.

 

[TheTruck2]

Can't quote @Boolean Bitch, but

"during the dangleeng lung saga "

I.Am.Dead.

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

Infected bellybutton, ankle balls, too fat for earrings. Ambers body continues to find new ways to amaze me, it could come out that she was never human and some form of sentient butter and I would believe it.

Was it Chantal who had the infected belly button? Something to do with splitting her stitches after the hysterectomy? Or I'm mixing it up with her splitting her stitches after hysterectomy.

Y'all are forgetting that weirdly large sack of dangleen lard that hangs off what I think is her right side. That thing is pretty amazing.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Y'all are forgetting that weirdly large sack of dangleen lard that hangs off what I think is her right side. That thing is pretty amazing.

I’m too busy marveling at her legs secreting some kind of fluid like a human sieve.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Was it Chantal who had the infected belly button?

That was Fat Al. It was a few years back, I think it happened because she's a nasty bitch and doesn't bathe regularly. She had a throat infection right around the same time.

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

That was Fat Al. It was a few years back, I think it happened because she's a nasty bitch and doesn't bathe regularly. She had a throat infection right around the same time.

I'm in total shock and trying to understand how filthy one would have to be to get an infection in their belly button. Ambo is truly a modern day freak show, John Waters would love her. I wonder whether it was a nice fungal, yeasty infection or a bacterial belly button. Which would smell worse?

 

[I call shenanigans]

Was it Chantal who had the infected belly button? Something to do with splitting her stitches after the hysterectomy? Or I'm mixing it up with her splitting her stitches after hysterectomy.

Amber had the infected belly button, while Chantal had a gushing seroma on her scarline. Later Chantal also had a huge cyst on her back under her bra line.

Y'all are forgetting that weirdly large sack of dangleen lard that hangs off what I think is her right side. That thing is pretty amazing.

That's what Amber is passing off as a hernia, and it might be that but I don't believe she has actually had a proper examination to get an actual diagnosis.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I'm in total shock and trying to understand how filthy one would have to be to get an infection in their belly button. Ambo is truly a modern day freak show, John Waters would love her. I wonder whether it was a nice fungal, yeasty infection or a bacterial belly button. Which would smell worse?

Her belly button is probably buried in a fat fold. IIRC it started bleeding and she freaked out and went to the ER. She was embarrassed to admit it was infected. I'm sure poor Necky was the one who had to dig for it, clean it and bandage it.

@I call shenanigans is right, it was Chins who had the nasty incision infection when she was still with BiBi. I think she said she bent over and her incision opened and there was a gush of pus and fluid. The back cyst was nasty, she had to have a visiting nurse come to the luxury villa to clean and pack it. Of course in the end she refused to answer the door when the nurse came. Peetz probably had to clean and bandage it.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Sorry, your Suspicious One got carried away again and wrote an essay

Spoiler

Amber will never find a happy, long term partner and I think it boils down to one simple reason. Self obsession. Without being hyperbolic, Amber is the most self obsessed human I have ever seen, heard about, learned about or known.

• She wakes in the morning (or afternoon….God knows). She immediately checks all social media for references to herself. She watches other’s videos on herself. She may abuse one or other system to remove any criticism, of herself.
• Food. For herself
• She journals three times about herself. Once on the phone. Once copying the phone into the journal. Once reading it back at a later date.
• Oh, the many, many journals. She must be writing down every single little thought she’s ever had. She finds herself so interesting that these minute details must be forever immortalised on paper. Twice, in the Cloud. You know she’s saved it in the Cloud.
• She thinks about herself and plans what to film.
• She films, talking about herself.
• Food. For herself.
• Maybe she does an errand or an appointment, for herself. Getting lifts from whomever can be persuaded to drive her fat self.
• Food. For herself.
• She lies in bed (“I need to fix my sleeping schedule, guise!”) thinking about her own self until she falls asleep.
• If she ever inquires after another person, their feelings or their health…it’s because she’s worried they may not be able to assist her in the way she wants. Any thought she extends to another is in aid of manipulation and insurance of return. Transactional.

Every so often she’ll give away the HUGE extent of her self obsession with weird little comments that show just how much SHE occupies her own thoughts 100% of the time, like
My lips just feel really soft today.
My nose itches when I eat crab. I’m so special.
Her mind was occupied with lesbian porn whilst her girlfriend was picking out her mother’s gravestone.
The self indulgent way ‘her mentulz’ occupy every moment of her waking thoughts and actions. Sometimes people have to do things when they’re a bit sad, or feeling a bit lazy.

And those are just her more endearing qualities. I’ve left out the actual unpleasant features of this person.
Narcissist, who? Where?
No sane, semi-normal individual is going to be able to put up with all this for very long in a committed relationship. Narcissists can make themselves appear to be, and often actually are, quite charismatic. And there’s the love-bombing and the gifts. But long term, they end up alone with only their favourite person for company…..themselves.

It’s hilarious to me that Amber genuinely seems to think she’s an empathetic person. And that she’s kind. Amber, if you see this, you are the person who thinks you’re doing something nice for your viewers by opening their gifts TO YOU in your videos. Perhaps consider a giveaway? In 10 years, no giveaway. Most bigger YouTubers do do the odd giveaway. You, however, act like a child at Christmas, opening their presents to you on air. Grow up and think about someone else for a change.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Hamber went live 5 hours ago. I absolutely could not be bothered to watch that shit

here's the yewtu.be link just in case you wanna raw dog it without giving her a view. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Ar-TNuFKD38

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Tinfoil hat time. I only could stand about 5 minutes of that live, but she gave a clue to where she’s moving and that clue was “ice”. Now, I had to think like dumb as fuck Amber for a minute, and I realized something… Her favorite ice is from Sonic. Where was Sonic founded? Oklahoma. Where is the current headquarters? Oklahoma City.

There, that’s my allotted autism for the day.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I watched a bit of The Narc Alert, who sniped ('reacted to') part of Ambo's livestream.

Amber claims to now weigh 512.something lbs.
Amber's diet plan that's causing her weight loss: OMAD.
Amber keeps smirking and looking down at her phone.
Amber won't miss Jade when she's gone.
Also....

FREEZE FRAME!!

Amber's using Delta again.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Amber's diet plan that's causing her weight loss: OMAD.

The only way I’d believe that Amber is doing OMAD is if her one meal starts within minutes of her waking up, and ends when she falls asleep. Who is she trying to kid?

 

[ImJustJokingGuys]

The only way I’d believe that Amber is doing OMAD is if her one meal starts within minutes of her waking up, and ends when she falls asleep. Who is she trying to kid?

If she is sleeping all day I can see it as being almost plausible.

Also this is ALR we're talking about. Her "one meal" could easily be ordering take out once but it is enough to feed a family of four, eaten over multiple intervals.

 

[TardiX]

The only way I’d believe that Amber is doing OMAD is if her one meal starts within minutes of her waking up, and ends when she falls asleep. Who is she trying to kid?

She claimed that she eats that one meal "around 7:30...no, 8pm" and also claimed she sleeps from 2am to 9am. She's really trying to tell us she doesn't eat from 9am to 8pm. BIG DOUBT

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Lmao McD has a meal of 40nugs 2 large fries and drinks.

That's her OMAD

imo omad is excellent for people with bed if you know how to count and stretch calories. 1200 calories is one sitting is a shit ton of food.

Supplement 2 other meals with low cal protein drinks (hahaha Al shaking her own drinks)

1500 calories a day

Who the fuck are we kidding though

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Lmao McD has a meal of 40nugs 2 large fries and drinks.

That's her OMAD

imo omad is excellent for people with bed if you know how to count and stretch calories. 1200 calories is one sitting is a shit ton of food.

Supplement 2 other meals with low cal protein drinks (hahaha Al shaking her own drinks)

1500 calories a day

Who the fuck are we kidding though

Amber always acts like she just need to lose a few pounds and will reach her goal in a week or two. This works well if you need to lose 10 pounds to fit in a gown, but Amber needs to lose at least 300 pounds; not something you can do on this fad diet.

When is she supposed to move? Certainly not on September 1, so, it is on October 1 then?

 

[I call shenanigans]

but Amber needs to lose at least 300 pounds; not something you can do on this fad diet.

Even if she just wanted to get the MRI or PET scans her oncologist wants, she has to lose at least 115lbs to get below 400 due to the table limit. While that could be done in six months at her current size, on a diet like OMAD or IF, she’s not going to do it because she’ll never actually fast correctly.