Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I'm kind of inclined to agree, she's certainly making all the right noises regarding changing her ways and weight loss etc, maybe she's deluded herself into thinking that Wipey will want her back once she sees Amber for the skinny legend she truly is. The good people at Uber Eats are going to make a fortune if/when it doesn't work.
 
Even for Amber's standard, there is a lot of misdirection in her last video.

She is afraid that the movers are going to take her possession. In reality, she wants Jade or other people to pack her stuff for free. She only likes to spend money on herself. She would be better to throw the whole lot in a dumpster and buy new stuff at her new place.

When she said that she will officially tell the office the day that she moves, it only means that she will tell the date of her move which could be a few days before the end of her lease. So, if her end of lease is September 30, she will tell them that she moves on September 28, or so. She gave her notice a while ago.

She tells us that both Jade and her are moving out the same day. Why telling us this? It is because Jade moved weeks ago but is still in the area.

Telling us that Jade will take her cast-off means that Jade already took what she wanted and the rest is for Amber to deal with.

Amber had a supply of Ozempic but does not want the backlash of using it to lose weight. Her explanation how she lost weight does not make sense. She may as well told us that she uses pixie dust instead. The only time she lost weight that fast was when she took Ozempic. She still is.

This video is possibly old, she might have already move.

She still has not found a new carer. This is why she acts like an active and carefree woman.
 
To be fair, how well would Amber do in lesbian bars? She would be able to dance for more than 30 seconds without be out of breath. A 520 pounds, 5' 2" woman with no conversational skills, would not become a lesbian icon in these places.

That back-fat shelf would be a handy place to hold drinks while the ladies hit the dance floor or the washroom.
 
Keeping in mind that Amber is a lying liar who lies, if she is moving out of Lexington, Oklahoma City seems likely. It’s not the sticks; there’s a decent restaurant scene, and the ability to attract enough clientele to keep four lesbian bars in business is impressive.

On the other hand, this might argue that OC lesbians need to have bars to feel safe, and that life outside the bars is Bible-Belty and oppressive.

I’m mostly curious about Mama Reid. Will she be manifesting the unconditional love that Amber feels she deserves? Will her attempts to do so cause her to fall off the wagon with a crashing noise that will be audible all the way to Texas? Will she start killing dogs again? #savetwonk
 
Providers who just 5 and 2 with Versed and drope or haldol for a quick way to reset an arm are foolish. The patient still often suffers. I can't imagine a hysterectomy just using Versed. That sounds actually insane to me. Maybe I'm misunderstanding.

At a minimum, be human enough to mediate the pain. Treat people with compassion. Ennyhoozles... Amberlynn will never find a long-term meaningful relationship, because you are never so vulnerable as when you love someone. She would rather save face, and that makes me feel sorry for her. What a terrible lesson to take from her past.
 
Even if Amber does move to OKC and hits up the lesbian bar scene, no way she's bringing anyone home from there.

All of her girlfriends she's met I line first, and I think that's important here. Online, she can mask herself until it's too late. She can hide her cackling overblown laughter at the most mundane things, she can hide the way she manipulated and controls, and she can hide her full body. She's able to essentially catfish women online by being selective about what they see, hear, and experience. Once she has her hooks in and gets them to move in with her, it's a lot harder for them to get out and she can start letting the binge monster loose.

If she does end up going to OKC, I'm sure we'll see it hear about the lesbian bars, but she's still gonna have to find her next mark online. Amber simply can't compete with other women.
 
hits up the lesbian bar scene
Amber leaves the house an average of 5 times per year and I'm sure that's an overestimate. She doesn't even scoot around Walmart and target anymore.
What makes you think she's going to start frequenting bars?

The only bars she's going to be hitting up are the chocolate variety.
 
Providers who just 5 and 2 with Versed and drope or haldol for a quick way to reset an arm are foolish. The patient still often suffers. I can't imagine a hysterectomy just using Versed. That sounds actually insane to me. Maybe I'm misunderstanding.

At a minimum, be human enough to mediate the pain. Treat people with compassion ..
I think you are misunderstanding - but I think it's my fault. I was trying to condense my original post and probably didn't explain it properly. I apologize and will try again (leaving it in a spoiler to make it easier for those who don't want to read it to skip over).
She had a hysterectomy with an epidural. She specifically said she had an epidural. The concern was likely that airway management was going to be a huge concern if she was under general anesthetic. An epidural is very effective for pain managment... but it does nothing to decrease a patient's level of awareness. You would NOT want a patient completely alert and oriented while a surgeon is cutting them open and giving instructions to the surgical team. Again, Amber complains about panic attacks over SHOES, she would lose her fucking shit if she heard her surgeon saying things like "More suction.... I need this cauterized; there's too much blood here", while feeling weird sensations in her abdomen. Versed takes the edge off. It calms the patient, disorients them, and lets the pain meds do their thing. If she just had Versed, she'd be in the O.R. screaming like she was being murdered - because that's exactly what it would have felt like to her. She never said she had Versed. It's just something I speculated, based on what I just mentioned.

The scenario I mentioned about Versed with the possibility of no pain meds was cardioversion. In an emergency setting, you likely don't have pain meds strong enough to block out the sensation that must feel like sending a lightning bolt through their heart. And you don't often have time to get to a cardiac ward where you have access to all of the specialists who can make that happen. You're in a regular office, or bedroom, or even the floor of some grimy GAS STATION with this sweaty gray dude that looks like 10lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag.

Hopefully, one of the medics on scene (or en route) is level 3, or advanced care, or EMT P, or whatever they're called in that particular service, because if not, it's not going to be pretty. This ends up being the most likely scenario:

No ACLS available... FUCK! Run like snot to the hospital and hope he doesn't code.
Fucker goes into V-fib en route; VSA.
DEFIBRILATION - one shock administered
The defib assesses patient - Asystole ("flatline")
Fuck, time to give epi - oh, no-can-do because of that pesky lack of ACLS
Run like snot to the hospital while doing CPR and hope the doctor's can bring him back and it's not too late.

The scenario with Versed isn't much prettier. Patient is warned of procedue. ACLS certified medic follows the protocol for Versed, and maybe morphine/fentanyl? (I'm old as fuck and don't know if it's still used in an emerg pre hospital setting - I just remember that the amounts that Paramedics were authorized to give were weak as FUCK and barely took the edge off - TMI, but the one time I got one of those emerg doses of morphine, it did NOTHING for the pain). And then the medics on scene grit their teeth, put on their stone-cold no emotions facial expression, and wait to see the nightmare, because half-dead dude WILL SCREAM like he's had a knife plunged into his heart. But it's pain for a second one or two times, then it's over - and from his perspective, it never happened because he has no memory of that pain. And, he's ALIVE when he gets to the hospital. So yeah, all in all, good outcome.

I can't speak of any other conditions for Versed, because honestly I don't know.

When she said that she will officially tell the office the day that she moves, it only means that she will tell the date of her move which could be a few days before the end of her lease. So, if her end of lease is September 30, she will tell them that she moves on September 28, or so. She gave her notice a while ago.
I was wondering that, but the timeline is still so confusing. She got the apartment with Becky for July 1, 2020. Becky and her broke up end of June 2021. Amber complained that they had JUST renewed the lease, which would make sense, as her renewal date is July 1st. Jade comes by around mid August. In September/October-ish, she pretends that Jade is gone, and now she's dating a new girl who's "local" (who is still Jade). Amber tells her audience that Wipey was officially on the lease as of December 2021. Either way, the end of the lease would be to move out by July 1st, or January 1st (if they renewed in December) for a one year lease, or January 1st or July 1st for a six month (as they are six months apart). Can you go month to month instead of renewing for an entire year in Kentucky?

But then, even if they were month to month, she said they broke up July 4th (being too late to give notice at the end of June to vacate by the send of September). Giving notice in July would require her out by end of October. We're in the beginning of September and her house sounds empty. Plus, Amber fucks with the timeline, and we're likely seeing content from mid August right now. Am I just being fucking retarded here, or is this not making sense to anyone else? Can you give less than 3 months notice (without paying penalties like extra months of rent)?
 
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Can you go month to month instead of renewing for an entire year in Kentucky?
Yes, that’s what she said she was doing with Becky after that breakup. She pulled the same waffling crap with “we’ll just go month to month for now and move whenever, IDK, derp”.

As far as the 3 month notice thing, I’ve never heard of anyone doing that. It’s usually one month, and some of these places are lucky if they get that. Shit happens, people lose their job, etc. I could be wrong though because I haven’t had to look for an apartment in years.
 
Yes, that’s what she said she was doing with Becky after that breakup. She pulled the same waffling crap with “we’ll just go month to month for now and move whenever, IDK, derp”.

As far as the 3 month notice thing, I’ve never heard of anyone doing that. It’s usually one month, and some of these places are lucky if they get that. Shit happens, people lose their job, etc. I could be wrong though because I haven’t had to look for an apartment in years.
Right but Month to Month is way more $$$ fatso dont want money coming out of her doordash and uber eats funds
 
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Another Kate Winslet banger:
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LMAO SUMOLYNN (I swear I think I called her sumo in here first lmao)
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Sumo comes up surprisingly little in her thread. Mostly talking about her hair or how she could sumo wrestle Becky etc. however...

The first mention of Sumo was on November 18, 2016 talking about her hair /threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-1886976

The first time she is directly referenced to looking like a sumo wrestler was on February 28, 2020 by ADHD /threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-6078253

The first time she is directly called sumo was February 26, 2023 by Xenomorph /threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-15130726
 
I caught a snippet of the overgrown wad of gum telling her audience that speculating that she's on Ozempic is defamation and medical misinformation, etc and..

Bitch you do not get to tell people what they can and cannot talk about, even if it is about you.
Be glad anyone bothers to think of you at all, worthless slug, much less have a conversation about your bullshit.
 
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