Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

I wonder if her Dad decided to contact her simply because of the lies? Why else would he bother? I don't think she understands she can't have it both ways.

She can't repeatedly accuse either parent of being the worst of the worst ('cos she's the victim of victims) and then brown nose them to such an extent that she pretends to cry because she loves them just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much and they're so important to her, y'know despite the embellished bullshit she claims happened. Don't misunderstand me, her Mom is a dirty cunt and she was neglected by both of them, that much is true.

The only time it makes sense to defend/keep in touch with your abusive parent/s is if you have never really been without them. You don't know anything different, so of course it's difficult to pull away. That's not her situation though.

This bitch has happily spent years without contact but just so happens to have this unending love for the two people she said abused and neglected her suuuuper bad, again, because no-one was treated worse by their parents than Hamber. Victim of victims.

Yet she still wonders why people question her plot-hole filled traumatic backstory.

May have gotten a tad to irritated, it's the crying thumbnails that bring out the tophat. I mean come on. The tears mean jack shit.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Those who are trying to anticipate ALR's move date may be making some incorrect assumptions, particularly for corporate owned properties like Amber's.

• Leases can be offered in a range of durations for the renter to choose from. 5, 6, 7 8, 9, all the way up to 24 months. Generally the longer the lease, the lower the rent, except in cases where the lease would end in a part of the year when it's more difficult to find renters.
• Leases don't always end at the end of the calendar month. It's usually based on the move in date. If you move in on the 9th of the month, the lease ends on the 8th of whatever month the lease ends. This is also true for month-to-month arrangements, which can start any day of the month. Some properties will allow you to stay an additional week or two, for prorated rent.
• The notice requirement is 30 or 60 days. I've never heard of a property requiring 3 months notice. For month-to-month, there is no way they require more than a month's notice, since the reason people often choose that type of lease is because they aren't in a position to commit to anything longer.

I think that it is impossible to know when she will be moving. With the pictures still on the wall, and her clothes in the closet, I expect that she is getting the mover to do all the packing since she has not done much. All she shows us is the place where the purses were. Movers tend to be cheaper mid-month, so the move could be today, tomorrow or in a few weeks. The packing will take 1-2 days, and and the move probably will take 2 days. Unpacking again will take 1-2 days. So, basically one week to go from Lexington the Oklahoma. It can be anytime now.

 

[FatalTater]

While Chantal is travelling in Thailand with Salad, Amberlynn is (imo) having to beg the ex and various long-lost relatives for help moving out of an apartment.
This amuses me a bit.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

So everywhere I have lived I have had to give 90 days notice to break the lease without penalties except paying off the rest of the lease and they give us 60 days heads up before the lease expires to let us know to renew within 30 days or if we will not be welcome to renew the lease.

However those may just be the Tennant laws in my state

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So everywhere I have lived I have had to give 90 days notice to break the lease without penalties except paying off the rest of the lease and they give us 60 days heads up before the lease expires to let us know to renew within 30 days or if we will not be welcome to renew the lease.

However those may just be the Tennant laws in my state

I agree but we do not know when Amber gave her notice. She could have give her notice in June. All we know is that she gave her moving day a while ago, which is certainly not her notice. She was that shifty when she moved from Monticello to Lexington.

 

[Xenomorph]

I agree but we do not know when Amber gave her notice. She could have give her notice in June. All we know is that she gave her moving day a while ago, which is certainly not her notice. She was that shifty when she moved from Monticello to Lexington.

yeah but the fag shanty wass a private landlord whereas the henry is more of a corporation so she woulda def had to have given them 2-3 months notice and give a walk-through (lol) of the joint before leaving which we know from vids thhere is some visable damage to the doorways and lights not replaced etc . I remember when the dumbfucks were in florida and acted like they didnt know they had to give notice not till their lease was up she tried feigning ignorance but she fucking knew.

 

[Goatchoker]

She could also have payed thru the end of the month but moving date is before so she has to drop the keys off, it’s like, that laziest way, but she relinquishes her place before the “get the fuck out” date stated on the lease.

My old leases were 60ish days to renew the lease or I got a move out date. Schedule a walk thru after cleaning (lol like she will) and take photos and you’re on your way to a new place.

She’s lazy, she won’t clean, she will bitch about them taking the deposit for repairs and life moves on is my bet.

 

[Xenomorph]

While Chantal is travelling in Thailand with Salad, Amberlynn is (imo) having to beg the ex and various long-lost relatives for help moving out of an apartment.
This amuses me a bit.

Isnt that sad how Chinny is doing MORE with her life than Amber holy fuck how grim.

 

[FatalTater]

It's getting harder for Amber to hide the dark sunken eyes. Sure the color can be hidden with makeup but the indentation is still there.

I know parent-child relationships are complicated, but blubbering over a man who (according to Amber) hasn't contacted his 32 year old internet celebrity daughter since she was 18 seems like a waste of energy.

 

[Terffals]

Infected bellybutton, ankle balls, too fat for earrings. Ambers body continues to find new ways to amaze me, it could come out that she was never human and some form of sentient butter and I would believe it.

overgrown wad of gum

…plus “beanbag in a hurry” (who gave us that?), this thread continues to deliver on ways to refer to the hilariously obese. Thank you.

 

[castles]

She is afraid that the movers are going to take her possession.

Does she even own anything valuable? Besides a few gadgets that could fit in one suitcase, I don't think think she does.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

…plus “beanbag in a hurry” (who gave us that?), this thread continues to deliver on ways to refer to the hilariously obese. Thank you.

Beanbag in a hurry was courtesy of a dude who saw her hustling into (or out of?) the Chinese buffet.

 

[Xenomorph]

Beanbag in a hurry was courtesy of a dude who saw her hustling into (or out of?) the Chinese buffet.

She was herpling fast too lmao

 

[Even more 8008135]

Remember, n00bs, Amber used to have an entire subforum devoted to her fat antics. A goldmine of info can be found here -- don't be afraid to use the (surprisingly effective) KF search function.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

She has told us recently (this week) that her mom didnt kill a dog and that it was a lie. Didn’t we have proof of this? Could it really be a fake court document? Does anyone know it as true? Dog-killing, child neglecting-meth mom! As if big Al’s genes weren’t bad enough.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

She has told us recently (this week) that her mom didnt kill a dog and that it was a lie. Didn’t we have proof of this? Could it really be a fake court document? Does anyone know it as true? Dog-killing, child neglecting-meth mom! As if big Al’s genes weren’t bad enough.

You can go check it for yourself and see what you think of it. The Sonoma County digital portal link is there, too:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mamalynn-and-papalynn-a-history.84487/

If navigating through the site:
Forums --> Interior --> Forum Discussion --> Spergatory --> Amberlynn Reid
(in case my link won't work for you).

[Edited to add: the charge was "harming, mistreating, or killing a service animal". I'd be willing to bet she didn't actually kill it. Amber's saying that people are accusing her mom of killing a service animal so she can call the entire thing a lie and deflect from the actual topic of her mother's extensive record (containing violent acts). It's a strawman argument.]

Does she even own anything valuable? Besides a few gadgets that could fit in one suitcase, I don't think think she does.

I think the only other things of value that she has are her 2 Macbooks (she fried one with a soggy wet wipe but it MIGHT be repairable or possibly could be salvaged for parts), her last few iPhones, her two TVs, her Nintendo Switch and other "councils" (consoles), and 2 'vlogging' cameras. There's also the car (unless that really was Jade's car or was at least in her name). She also said she still has every phone she's ever owned, and every journal she's ever written in. I'm sure the value she sees in them are more blackmail value than monetary value, though.

Amber has shown that she seems to think that just because she spent a lot of money on something, that the item is valuable. Buying 900 pairs of dollar store earrings doesn't mean that you have $900 worth of earrings - except it does to Amber. She's shown probably about 50 different collections over the years (stickers, Shopkins, cheap journals, wax melts, Walmart decorations, bows, scarves, scrunchies, etc). With the exception of maybe her LEGO sets, pretty much everything she's collected was just over priced landfill. Maybe the clothes, handbags, and small appliances would be worth a few bucks in a yard sale? Then again, likely not, as Amber has pretty... unique and quirky tastes. (Also, he clothing would be useless for cutting up into rags due to the type of synthetic materials they're made of).

Regardless, all of her nonsense regarding packing is just exactly that. It's either completely fabricated, or it's happening due to her astounding level of stupdity (I'm leaning towards fabricated, and probably a bit of trying to make things more difficult for Jade). Even if she had been throwing shit into one box a day (like we watched her literally throw her prized purses multiple times across the apartment to get them into the box), from the time that she announced she was packing, she would have been done WEEKS AGO. She eats takeout for every meal, prefers paper plates and throwaway cutlery to the real thing, wears the same 5 outfits, and she's shown in the past that she's content to sleep on bare matresses (or sitting up on the couch). All the stuff she needs for day to day life could fit in a couple of suitcases.

That apartment sounded EMPTY two vlogs ago, and her videos and livestreams have suggested that she's camping out in her bedroom. I think a lot of the furniture and big stuff is gone. The pictures are probably still on the walls because T-Rex-lynn can't reach to take them down, and maxes out the weight limit on stools to get them down herself. We all know Jade's the one who hung them.

…plus “beanbag in a hurry” (who gave us that?), this thread continues to deliver on ways to refer to the hilariously obese. Thank you.

In one of Amber's vlogs (2018, I believe), Amber and Becky had just eaten at the local Chinese "buff-ette". Amber was racing out of the shop while vlogging, leaving Becky inside to pay. As she hurpled through, her camera's mic caught the conversation of two people waiting to get in, and caught the incomplete sentence of "... then I threw the horseshoes and beanbags back at her!" She didn't notice because she was too busy prattling about some sort of nonsense, while also complaining about why Becky hadn't come out of the restaurant yet (as Becky still had to go fetch the car for Amber). Michael B Petty did a react to the video, and thought that the guy said something like "The beanbag's in a hurry!" He thought it was the funniest thing ever, and others starting commenting on that.

Then in Amber's next video, she claimed that she had gotten a whole bunch of DMs or something (you know, from people that don't exist), telling her about the 'fatphobic' guy at the Chinese restaurant (when really, she just saw Michael B Petty's video). She played the scene back from her video and complained about it, and how she didn't notice it at the time. Yada yada yada, then myth became legend.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Yada yada yada, then myth became legend.

And here we are.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Does she even own anything valuable? Besides a few gadgets that could fit in one suitcase, I don't think think she does.

I would say about 3/4 of her clothes have tags on them and are from Torrid. The cheapest ones are about 29.95 and the most expensive ones I would put at 79.95+ usd

Unfortunately they are flea infested. If the cats have been playing in her closet kitty cat claw holes. Rhe way she ignores her cats im sure they had a blast in the closet. And just the overall smell.

Had she not ruined all of her furniture she could have easily sold it to college kids moving in for a pretty decent price since all they would have to do is throw it in the elevator and then in their apartment. As long as she did it before moving day it wouldn't have to hit the dumpster first.
All her jewelry, shoes, and purses are goodwill worthy.
She's dumb af for donating her Lego sets.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

That Titanic lego set though… Still makes me die a little inside realising she had it and gave it away(?). I was always curious if she actually owned a lot of the stuff she got, yes to some of it (and she could afford it) but there were times she was doing kits that were both wickedly expensive and very rare / hard to source. I wondered if she was maybe using a rental company like this one: https://netbricks.biz but probably not, the bricks would be too ‘dirty’ for her.

Silly gorl just gave away $$$$ to the Goodwill. Wish we knew what happened to her Titanic other than she ‘found it a good home’, I don’t even particularly like Lego but that one I would make an exception for. And a cash offer.

Edit - dunno why the link isn’t working cos it’s correct. Takes you to the correct site innyhoo.

 

[Xenomorph]

She has told us recently (this week) that her mom didnt kill a dog and that it was a lie. Didn’t we have proof of this? Could it really be a fake court document? Does anyone know it as true? Dog-killing, child neglecting-meth mom! As if big Al’s genes weren’t bad enough.

Its 100% true, we are not leddit where we post fake shit and run with it as truth.