Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[blubberlubber]

Hamberlynn is a big fatty liar and I would not have sex with her even for a $100 Amazon giftcard.

 

[Xenomorph]

Man shut the fuck up Amber.

 

[FatalTater]

Do we actually have any info on Amber's supposed new adult baby fetishist or do they go to a different school and we wouldn't know them?

 

[I call shenanigans]

So now she’s saying she was planning to vlog the car trip, but things have changed and she now can’t. Why? Does the new boo refuse to be on camera, or will TLC will have a camera in the car. I actually wonder if she’ll tell the truth about whatever state she’s in once she moves.

 

[peach tea]

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Narcs gonna narc

 

[Xenomorph]

At least one of these fucking idiots better be a troll cause if not they should get exposed and embarrassed because how fucking dumb can you be with her digital hoofprint.

 

[Insulin reid]

At least tone of these fucking idiots better be a troll cause if not they should get exposed and embarrassed because how fucking dumb can you be with her digital hoofprint.

I hope that the new gf is a troll because hot damn that was quick, and shes moveen soon. I wonder what she promised this one...

 

[D_Tractor]

Reddit theory that she's getting back with Krystle

https://www.reddit.com/r/Amberverse_/comments/16dvauu/th_new_gorlfriend_is_krystal/

 

[Canuck Breaker]

>You're incapable of being single
>Teehee! Noooo uuu guuuuuyyyyssss, it just happens! I can't explain it!

The fuck you can't. There is no chance in hell you just have a stable of women waiting for you to be single again. You very obviously start messaging these women in the middle of your current 'relationship' because at the end of the day, you know your current caretaker will leave you and you'll need to have a new one on standby for when they inevitably dip. We know you won't just drop the pretense and just hire a home healthcare aid, because you know they won't feed your massive hunger for attention.
But let's play this game. Let's pretend there is a waiting horde of lesbian feeders just sitting in your dms waiting for the chance. It's still on you for engaging. You choose to let them into your life and you choose to involve yourself 'romantically'. But, much like every time you've been asked "Would you like fries with that?", you're incapable of saying "no".

 

[Lucille's Brands]

In one of Amber's vlogs (2018, I believe), Amber and Becky had just eaten at the local Chinese "buff-ette". Amber was racing out of the shop while vlogging, leaving Becky inside to pay. As she hurpled through, her camera's mic caught the conversation of two people waiting to get in, and caught the incomplete sentence of "... then I threw the horseshoes and beanbags back at her!" She didn't notice because she was too busy prattling about some sort of nonsense, while also complaining about why Becky hadn't come out of the restaurant yet (as Becky still had to go fetch the car for Amber). Michael B Petty did a react to the video, and thought that the guy said something like "The beanbag's in a hurry!" He thought it was the funniest thing ever, and others starting commenting on that.

Pretty sure the customer said 'Good lord, the beanbag's in a hurry..' you can see him break off his conversation, look at her, then say this, and the rest of his party laughs. Amber is embarrassed, sticks her tongue out like she's Miley, then says 'what does that mean?' when she's safely on the sidewalk, out of earshot of the customers.

 

[Cock wombler]

Do you think it's an honest love? I mean... maybe Becky was simple enough, but Jade totally got something out of it. Amber claims it wasn't money, but it was either that or some weird fetish shit.
All in all, it wasn't just a genuine liking for Amber as a person, that's clear as day to me.

Absolutely not and thats what im saying. There is nothing that Amber could offer that would make it worth while. She's known for treating people, especially partners, like shit. No rugrats tees, air forces, fat fetish content or even Internet clout is worth dealing with Amber. There's kinder richer fatties in the world so if you go for Amber, for whatever reason, you deserve all the literal and metaphorical shit she's gonna throw at you.

 

[TardiX]

Pretty sure the customer said 'Good lord, the beanbag's in a hurry..' you can see him break off his conversation, look at her, then say this, and the rest of his party laughs. Amber is embarrassed, sticks her tongue out like she's Miley, then says 'what does that mean?' when she's safely on the sidewalk, out of earshot of the customers.

He definitely says "Throw the horseshoes and beanbags in a hurry". She says "where's Becky?"

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Nah, that looks pretty damned proper for a restaurant-produced seafood boil. Source - had plenty of boils served just like that. In fact, there's a place nearby that specializes in boils, and that's exactly how they serve them. The individual bags let them spice your particular boil how you like it and ensure your ingredients don't get mixed with Jimbo's who's at the next table over. Jimbo wants him some oysters, and fuck those things when you'd rather have the lobster tail. Plus if you like it spicy as fuck, it helps that Karen three benches down who orders 'lemon pepper' seasoning and starts to sweat complaining about the spiciness doesn't get a whiff of your Cajun (or if you go to the right place, Carolina Reaper)-infused delicious meal...

I will concede that the meal was probably very tasty. However, I still stand by my initial observation that when she was swinging it around, it LOOKED like the bag of bio-waste from that scene in Fight Club. And I get that the meat has inedible shells (which makes the amount larger than what's actually eaten), but perhaps the massive portion size is a large contributer to what made it seem so disgusting.

Another disgusting point is that Amber's mentioned that the building has someone go around 3 evenings per week to collect trash. As we know Ambo isn't going to hurple her ass to the dumpster (they DROVE there the few times she went), there's a 4/7 chance that the remains of this meal sat out rotting in her apartment for at least 24 hours before being tossed.

“There’s a lot I’m not allowed to say” is giving TLC contract vibes. I may be beating a dead horse, but there are a few puzzle pieces coming together now, including taking days to get where she’s going.

ETA: She’s ruled out Texas, but I don’t believe her given she’s ruling out every state people bring up.

Maybe... except for the pesky little fact that Amber DOESN'T want to lose weight. Nor does she want to do anything that permanently removes her ability to eat as much of whatever she wants, whenever she wants. She'll promise her current partner that she wants it to keep them around, but I really don't believe she ACTUALLY wants to go through with it. An old Big-Al quote: "A life where you can only eat one Skittle, is a life not worth living".

>You're incapable of being single
>Teehee! Noooo uuu guuuuuyyyyssss, it just happens! I can't explain it!

The fuck you can't. There is no chance in hell you just have a stable of women waiting for you to be single again. You very obviously start messaging these women in the middle of your current 'relationship' because at the end of the day, you know your current caretaker will leave you and you'll need to have a new one on standby for when they inevitably dip....

She's so ridiculous. Amazing how meeting new potential gorlfriends *just happens* when she's single and has decided to work on herself instead of dating, yet never meets new potential gorlfriends when she already has an ass wiper chained up in her apartment. What are the odds? It's almost as if she intentionally seeks them out! So weird, since life just happens to Amber.

Pretty sure the customer said 'Good lord, the beanbag's in a hurry..' you can see him break off his conversation, look at her, then say this, and the rest of his party laughs. Amber is embarrassed, sticks her tongue out like she's Miley, then says 'what does that mean?' when she's safely on the sidewalk, out of earshot of the customers...

Sorry, have to agree to disagree:

• I Listened multiple times (through speakers and with 2 different sets of headphones) and I kept hearing: "I told her you're [indistinguishable]... throw the horseshoes and beanbags at her!"
• Amber sticks her tongue out BEFORE the man speaks
• Amber's distracted by another customer holding the door for her; she's thanking them while he's talking
• Amber didn't say "what does that mean?", she said "where did Becky go?" because Amber thought Becky was behind her, but when Amber looked over her shoulder, she was gone.

I mean, maybe he gestured at her, hinting he'd throw the horseshoes and beanbags at Amber (I mean, you'd never miss), but regardless, Ambo was completely oblivious and in her own little vlogging world. Let's be real, with Hamber VIII being a Class J Planet (Gaseous Giant), she's done plenty of hilariously weird shit on her own. Her fat-ass broke a sofa and at one point the bitch COULDN'T FIT IN A CAR. This beanbag thing can be funny without it being factually true. I mean, she WAS being a beanbag in a hurry in that moment - regardless of whether any bystanders commented on it. And that Kate Winslet video was AWESOME!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So now she’s saying she was planning to vlog the car trip, but things have changed and she now can’t. Why? Does the new boo refuse to be on camera, or will TLC will have a camera in the car. I actually wonder if she’ll tell the truth about whatever state she’s in once she moves.

There is always a possibility that it is working on a new show instead of MSHPL. It could be with Dr. Procter in Atlanta for the show Too Large. This show is with Discovery +. This could be why she is possibly moving to Atlanta. But, with Amber, we never know.

Edit 1: it seems that this show is on TLC.

Edit 2: one other aspect to consider is that she said that she is not losing more weight. Why? If she is on a show they want her at her highest. I am sure that Amber can do that.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

IF she did manage to snag the opportunity to be on one of the big fatty tv shows and IF she agreed to the terms she'd be relinquishing control of the official public facing narrative she's had on lock down since she first got on YouTube. I kind of doubt it would come to that. But holy shit if she did the amount of melt downs, tantrums, and cryeeen from this big fat toddler would be hilarious. And you know that the editors of whatever reality trash she's on will lean hard into all of it making her out to be as unlikable as possible.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I highly doubt its TV shows, That ship has sailed and the problem with Amber is she is just a nightmare waiting to happen. A lot of the TLC shows are marred by scandals making them get pulled and writers want to mitigate that as much as possible. Amber is such an unreliable narrator that it is just a continual question mark. As for Amber's place marketing-wise. No one cares about deathfat lesbians as much as normal lesbians. There is a reason you don't see many lesbians on TV or in movies because it is dull. Amber on top of that is insanely dull even for us nowadays.

As for Amber lately, I have been growing very tired of the bigger reactors and how they give her too much credence. For example, Alex is Shook is like "She's going to lose weight." They gas her up and really try with her. It's tiring and honestly insane because Amber will never lose weight and she has not lost any now because I am sure as fuck are not going to believe you at face value.

As for Amber's back story, I am glad people are not believing it. Again Alex is shook is like "she has had such a traumatic past." Well if you read Aunt Tammy's posts they completely eliminate that and I have never believed her back story for a second. It's funny how she does this when her views are tanking again, it's the same shit.

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

I highly doubt its TV shows, That ship has sailed and the problem with Amber is she is just a nightmare waiting to happen. A lot of the TLC shows are marred by scandals making them get pulled and writers want to mitigate that as much as possible. Amber is such an unreliable narrator that it is just a continual question mark. As for Amber's place marketing-wise. No one cares about deathfat lesbians as much as normal lesbians. There is a reason you don't see many lesbians on TV or in movies because it is dull. Amber on top of that is insanely dull even for us nowadays.

As for Amber lately, I have been growing very tired of the bigger reactors and how they give her too much credence. For example, Alex is Shook is like "She's going to lose weight." They gas her up and really try with her. It's tiring and honestly insane because Amber will never lose weight and she has not lost any now because I am sure as fuck are not going to believe you at face value.

As for Amber's back story, I am glad people are not believing it. Again Alex is shook is like "she has had such a traumatic past." Well if you read Aunt Tammy's posts they completely eliminate that and I have never believed her back story for a second. It's funny how she does this when her views are tanking again, it's the same shit.

Half the drama hoes are lolcows themselves. They DELIGHT in accusing the ones they are observing of some very SJW-type crimes like "transhobia".
Like I'm pretty sure that bleached limp wristed fag, whatever his name is, decided to be a they/them now.

They are not about being honest when it comes to Amber, even though there is a lot wrong with her in that way. They just like being catty fruitcakes is all.
They have to virtue signal and "Oh, girliiiiiieeeee" a bit to pretend they are actually good people, vigorously respect some pronouns and feel good about themselves.

 

[Bees]

“Beanbag” is a reference from Fat Chicks in Party Hats, a Web 1.0 GenX seanbaby site. The guy who says it is definitely old enough to have been a fan of Miguel’s fatty proto-memes. Remember there were like 15 sites back in the 90s and not all senior nerds were only using bbs and ham radio.

 

[Polska krowa]

“Beanbag” is a reference from Fat Chicks in Party Hats, a Web 1.0 GenX seanbaby site. The guy who says it is definitely old enough to have been a fan of Miguel’s fatty proto-memes. Remember there were like 15 sites back in the 90s and not all senior nerds were only using bbs and ham radio.

Or.. Amber is just fat and resembles a beanbag. Occam's razor would point to my explanation, not yours