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Let's take a moment to laugh at what Amber's tits really look like and where they reside.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Them fucking sad nags all in her arm pit fat.
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Which bulges are the tits lol
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I am not sure if she still lives at home but she finished college and got a good job a few years ago. Her LinkedIn was posted a while ago. She is definitely, at the very least, trying to have a normal life that doesn't involve Amber's fat ass. All it took for her to get her shit together was Hamber leaving.
Edit: Krystal also lost a bunch of weight.
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The Tiktok is even funnier when you realize she’s trying to be a badass but she’s like a full second off trying to lip sync to the audio.
Niki Minaj would hate Amber probably. Two egos that big can’t exist in one place. It’s physics or something.
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Don’t forget she totes ‘broke up’ with Jade after people figured out who she was. Maybe Reddit nailed it on the head with their Krystal thread so she had to ‘break up’ with this one too.
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I highly doubt it’s Krystal. Why on earth would she want an ex who’s in even worse condition now? It makes no sense to me, I know Krystal might be slow but she not a fucking RETARD. At least I hope not.
I want amber alone in Oklahoma, meth mama on lives with her and an ice storm to take out wherever she is in OK this winter lol.
I want amber alone in Oklahoma, meth mama on lives with her and an ice storm to take out wherever she is in OK this winter lol.
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I shared too much, we ended things, & tropical cafe smoothie | vlog
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Welp guys... our gorl is no longer with her new wifey 
Sounds to me like someone was playing her
R.I.P New New Wifey, August/September 2023 - September 2023, gone before we could know you
Sounds to me like someone was playing her
R.I.P New New Wifey, August/September 2023 - September 2023, gone before we could know you
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Ooooooooh! Does gorl have the same swollen cheek that Chantal has?!?
also lol at her “gf” bitch, are you that thick? (Lmfao) no one wants a bedbound Betty at 30+
ETA: “I stopped taking my anxiety medicine because I stopped having anxiety and I stopped having panic……”
Holy fucking shit she’s impressively dumb.
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The only backstory we ever get from amber is a 4-stack of ribs
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Breaking up with the mystery online gorl that she was talkeeeeen to seconds after a devastating break up? Where have I heard that one before?
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I was gonna say the same thing. Seems like she remembers the increase of attention she got when being all hush hush/we're together/no we're not about Jade, she wants to do it again.
Fatty is smirking. She made the person up or she's lying about this ''kinda'' serious new relationship dying to force her audience to debate their theories under her ever worsening videos. Either way, it's not going to revive her channel. I don't think anyone cares enough about her and her new caretakers anymore, no matter how much she baits people, people will just flock to the reaction channels as they have been.
Fatty is smirking. She made the person up or she's lying about this ''kinda'' serious new relationship dying to force her audience to debate their theories under her ever worsening videos. Either way, it's not going to revive her channel. I don't think anyone cares enough about her and her new caretakers anymore, no matter how much she baits people, people will just flock to the reaction channels as they have been.
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She claimed the same ish before Jade Earl Jones moved in.
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I wouldn't be surprised if the new gorlfriend was Jade... again. Amber is very one trick pony and a very bad liar. While the idea of her being tricked by another troll and then ghosted is amusing as well, just the fact that Jade was photographed outside the apartment and then suddenly "no more girlfriend" is some sus timing.
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Goddamn. Amber needs to invest in a camera with a decent panoramic lens. Then maybe the other people in her pictures won't have to stand 5 yards behind her just to fit in the frame.
I don't know if she's still with Nena, though (I didn't check her facebook).
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Plot summary with commentary. Again, not going anywhere NEAR this black hole. I'll get Seven to do a long range scan from Astrometrics.
Hello hello! Wet hair. Looks like Jade came back to hose Amber down.
Half-assed bullshit 'eyeliner tutorial'.
Amber's been doing a lot of packing. Amber threatens to livestream 'later' (whenever that is).
JUMPCUT!! In the echoey kitchen, talking about her Starbucks order - Massive Iced Chai drink - because she's been drinking nothing but water lately (and Pepsi).
JUMPCUT!! Back in the bedroom, and it's the next day (whenever that is). Ambo drops the bomb that she and her new girlfriend 'broke up'. I don't know what to say about this whole section, except that it comes across as completely fake. Her eyes are darting all over the place. Her tone doesn't match her facial expressions. What she's saying doesn't fit the context of the situation. She 'cried' over this breakup... which wasn't even a breakup, as they hadn't even met yet. Things were serious between them and there was a deep connection, but they hadn't even met. She shared too much about the situation (despite sharing absolutely nothing about it).
"The person seemed really real and authentic, and just like, amazing. And they wanted me to talk about them on my livestream... and WE decided to kinda end things today... Not everything is black and white; there's a huge gray area... probably not a good idea, with the things happening in their life...I was giving way too much of myself to this person..."
Oop, all of the usual excuses about how it had absolutely NOTHING to do with Amber and how it was entirely the other person's fault. Hang on... I think I have a gif for this...
Seriously though: this is very obviously a lie, but it's unclear exactly what she's lying about. Are they actually still talking? Was there actually a potential girlfriend? Is this 'new gorl' just Jade yet again? Still unknown.
JUMPCUT!! In the bathroom talking about anxiety. Amber stopped taking her anxiety medicine because she stopped having anxiety. Amber blabs about the difference between normal day to day anxiousness about things, and anxiety (without realizing that people are commenting, because Amber talks about normal day to day uneasiness as if it were crippling anxiety). Yeah whatever, Amber. You've been magically cured of your anxiety disorder - if I didn't know better, I'd figure that you NEVER HAD ANXIETY DISORDER.
Amber talks about her super unique and special panic attacks. I don't care. [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! It's 'the next day' again (whenever that is). Amber claims she's been crying again. Ambo's on a date with Jade: Amber made Jade haul an entire carload of shit to the GoodWill (and said they'll have to go a few more times), then made Jade run into a store to get Ambo a smoothie. Hey, remember when Amber moved out of the gaycare, and Amber's mom said that they had to drag 3 HOUSES worth of shit to GoodWill?
Amber made sure to NOT wear a bra so she could complain about feeling subconscious in public, in order to make Jade haul all of the donation items and get the smooties while Amber remained firmly wedged in the car.
(Yeah Jade: we all saw the photo of you dragging that yippy little football around for a 'walk' on Sunday so Ambo could stay parked on her shelf. You refuse to tell the blimp to go fuck herself, you get what you deserve).
TASTE TEST: It's not enough for Amber to drink her own smoothie; she also has to drink from Jade's.
JUMPCUT!! It's been a couple of days (whatever that means). Amber's started packing her clothes. Jade 'introduced' Amber to boxes where you don't have to take the hangers off of the clothes. Yeah, they're garment boxes - WHICH YOU POINTED OUT AND BOUGHT AT HOME DEPOT 2 MONTHS AGO. Why lie about something so stupid? Anyway, Jade probably made sure that you had them, because you probably tried to make her pack your clothes.
The movers are going to have her stuff for a week. She won't even have a bed to sleep (sitting up) on!
Amber promises that she'll try to get better at vlogging. After 10 years of hearing this promise, I don't think anyone's holding their breath.
Byee!!!
Half-assed bullshit 'eyeliner tutorial'.
Amber's been doing a lot of packing. Amber threatens to livestream 'later' (whenever that is).
JUMPCUT!! In the echoey kitchen, talking about her Starbucks order - Massive Iced Chai drink - because she's been drinking nothing but water lately (and Pepsi).
JUMPCUT!! Back in the bedroom, and it's the next day (whenever that is). Ambo drops the bomb that she and her new girlfriend 'broke up'. I don't know what to say about this whole section, except that it comes across as completely fake. Her eyes are darting all over the place. Her tone doesn't match her facial expressions. What she's saying doesn't fit the context of the situation. She 'cried' over this breakup... which wasn't even a breakup, as they hadn't even met yet. Things were serious between them and there was a deep connection, but they hadn't even met. She shared too much about the situation (despite sharing absolutely nothing about it).
"The person seemed really real and authentic, and just like, amazing. And they wanted me to talk about them on my livestream... and WE decided to kinda end things today... Not everything is black and white; there's a huge gray area... probably not a good idea, with the things happening in their life...I was giving way too much of myself to this person..."
Oop, all of the usual excuses about how it had absolutely NOTHING to do with Amber and how it was entirely the other person's fault. Hang on... I think I have a gif for this...
Seriously though: this is very obviously a lie, but it's unclear exactly what she's lying about. Are they actually still talking? Was there actually a potential girlfriend? Is this 'new gorl' just Jade yet again? Still unknown.
JUMPCUT!! In the bathroom talking about anxiety. Amber stopped taking her anxiety medicine because she stopped having anxiety. Amber blabs about the difference between normal day to day anxiousness about things, and anxiety (without realizing that people are commenting, because Amber talks about normal day to day uneasiness as if it were crippling anxiety). Yeah whatever, Amber. You've been magically cured of your anxiety disorder - if I didn't know better, I'd figure that you NEVER HAD ANXIETY DISORDER.
Amber talks about her super unique and special panic attacks. I don't care. [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! It's 'the next day' again (whenever that is). Amber claims she's been crying again. Ambo's on a date with Jade: Amber made Jade haul an entire carload of shit to the GoodWill (and said they'll have to go a few more times), then made Jade run into a store to get Ambo a smoothie. Hey, remember when Amber moved out of the gaycare, and Amber's mom said that they had to drag 3 HOUSES worth of shit to GoodWill?
Amber made sure to NOT wear a bra so she could complain about feeling subconscious in public, in order to make Jade haul all of the donation items and get the smooties while Amber remained firmly wedged in the car.
(Yeah Jade: we all saw the photo of you dragging that yippy little football around for a 'walk' on Sunday so Ambo could stay parked on her shelf. You refuse to tell the blimp to go fuck herself, you get what you deserve).
TASTE TEST: It's not enough for Amber to drink her own smoothie; she also has to drink from Jade's.
JUMPCUT!! It's been a couple of days (whatever that means). Amber's started packing her clothes. Jade 'introduced' Amber to boxes where you don't have to take the hangers off of the clothes. Yeah, they're garment boxes - WHICH YOU POINTED OUT AND BOUGHT AT HOME DEPOT 2 MONTHS AGO. Why lie about something so stupid? Anyway, Jade probably made sure that you had them, because you probably tried to make her pack your clothes.
The movers are going to have her stuff for a week. She won't even have a bed to sleep (sitting up) on!
Amber promises that she'll try to get better at vlogging. After 10 years of hearing this promise, I don't think anyone's holding their breath.
Byee!!!
TL;DR: Time travel. Eyeliner tutorial. Takeout (Iced chai and smoothie). Amber sits in the car and supervises while Jade hauls a carload of Amber's shit to GoodWill and then buys Ambo a smoothie. Amber announces that she and the potential new girl have broken things off, but Amber's behaving in an obviously deceptive manner. Amber is starting to pack her clothing, and is concerned that the movers will have all of her stuff for a week when she moves. Amber has super special and unique anxiety.
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I always doubted new gf was real and it was Jade larping because Amber was going to pay her to do it. She was smirking and tells on herself too easily and her views are back in the shitter. In the end, Jade by proxy destroys any potential girlfriend because it is so dull and it was when a lot of people tapped out of Amber.
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I wish I was good at making things on the internet, but there's a second where Amber takes a sip of her chai tea, before she says "it tastes like dessert" where she's eyeing herself while drinking?
That would be a great still frame to use with little Amber facts written on it.
Things like, "I can't wipe myself when I go to the toilet" or "I once lied about the vet being closed so I could go party with friends instead of caring for my dog."
Maybe shorter things. You get what I'm saying.
That would be a great still frame to use with little Amber facts written on it.
Things like, "I can't wipe myself when I go to the toilet" or "I once lied about the vet being closed so I could go party with friends instead of caring for my dog."
Maybe shorter things. You get what I'm saying.
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Oh i hope its a tooth just saying "nope, im out" and just leaving her mouth again.
If she has really stopped taking it because she thinks shes better now, this is going to get good.
I dont know if shes done the medical emergency/self sabotage to try and get jade back yet, is this her chance since shes not word vomiting to a stranger she met 2 weeks ago online?