Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[For The Internet]

Those are some cheap ass earrings.

She has a fine collection of drug store Katy Perry and Britney Spears skunk perfumes, too.

 

[Morimba]

I want to know what happened with her and the Krystal girl from the Krystal girl's point of view. It seems like they lived with her parents and she spent a lot of the time like "I'm gonna lose weight guize watch me lose it!" I wouldn't be surprised if the reason was that she and her family were done with her mooching ways. It's a bummer Krystal seems to not have a big online presence.

 

[Ruin]

Lesbian? Whoever can find her clit under 500+ pounds of fat deserves a trophy.

 

[Without A Gout]

Lesbian? Whoever can find her clit under 500+ pounds of fat deserves a trophy.

Her lovers would need a head lamp and an industrial-strength tire jack.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hello fellow farmers. Today, I bring you a cow of gigantic proportions. This is Amber lynn, 500lbs, vlogger, lesbian and "chronic dieter".
She uploads videos at least twice a day, detailling her boring life, shoveling food in her maw and claiming that she is, in fact, losing weight.
Her story begins a few years and over 100lbs ago. She has been on weight watchers numerous times, has claimed to be vegan (for a whole day!) and "eating healthy" all the while getting bigger and bigger.
She has been called out by many a viewer regarding her lying, and has even made videos where she confesses while crying crocodile tears.

I'm going to let the videos speak for themselves.

The beginning:

Trying different diets and failing at all of them:

Going vegan:

One of her "healthy"mukbangs:

Confessing everything she's lied about:

https://twitter.com/mustbepearls
http://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee
https://www.instagram.com/raritycat/
https://www.facebook.com/amberlynn.reid?fref=ts

Never been fat, but a lot of us men or women have struggled a little bit out weight and self-consciousness. I don't think she realizes that her behavior is going to have the opposite effects of what she wants; better body, happiness, true and honest organic dildoe with a face. It's a shame, she has not reached Slaton territory quite yet, but I think she is right on schedule.

Tbh fam she looks like she gives some good head

Well, people say you have to train to be good at sex stuff, but she probably just closes her eyes and pretends its the tastiest éclair she's ever gotten her hands on, one that she won't have again for another 5-10 years or so. I think she's better at keeping away male genitals from her mouth and body than she is at keeping away food from her intestine.

my cheat year...

Right, that's at least one lifetime's worth of binging and poor impulse control.

As for the name "Amber" it's customary to give something ugly or broken a beautiful wrapper to sneak it in with the rest of the Christmas gifts, but it's like putting lipstick and perfume on a pig, literally.

 

[Astaroth]

Rationalizing her sores

 

[PiggyPie]

even her dog is obese

 

[Pretzels is the Same]

Does she even talk about her diet anymore? She looks like she's gaining weight in every video she posts.

Here's a theory: coming from experience, one of the things you can do to help you commit to a plan like dieting, smoking cessation, etc. is to tell everyone you can ahead of time about your plan. This will instill an innate fear of failing as it would be considered a social shame and show others you're weak. I'm willing to bet this gave her the bright idea of making a YouTube announcement video with it and it seems like now she's just kind of dropped it.

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

Here's a theory: coming from experience, one of the things you can do to help you commit to a plan like dieting, smoking cessation, etc. is to tell everyone you can ahead of time about your plan. This will instill an innate fear of failing as it would be considered a social shame and show others you're weak. I'm willing to bet this gave her the bright idea of making a YouTube announcement video with it and it seems like now she's just kind of dropped it.

Actually, there are studies that show that telling everyone about your plans and talking about it a lot/how you're doing sets you up for failure a lot easier. Essentially, your brain responds the same way as if you've actually done what you said you were going to do; your brain receives the positive feelings of accomplishment without doing anything. So people who are really vocal about stuff often end up not doing things because their brain has already "rewarded" them.

Which I just find so fascinating. The mind is weird, man.

 

[John Webster]

Amberlynn makes yet another video detailing what she's eaten in a day. As usual, the video is peppered with justifications for the junk she's eating:
"Look at how tiny this plate is, I swear these egg rolls aren't massive" then flashes the two rather gigantic egg rolls alongside a nearly full pan of what looks like microwaved takeout meant for two people.
Later, she shows a chocolate dipped ice cream cone and compares the size of her tiny hand to the super healthy treat.

She shows one meal and claims it's all she's eaten for the day, presumably imagining that her followers will give her virtual pats on the back for eating such a well thought out dining experience.

I've watched several of her videos and still cannot understand why she insists on showing the world her meals/grocery hauls, acting like some sort of health nut as she balloons even further with each video she posts.

 

[PiggyPie]

Amberlynn makes yet another video detailing what she's eaten in a day. As usual, the video is peppered with justifications for the junk she's eating:
"Look at how tiny this plate is, I swear these egg rolls aren't massive" then flashes the two rather gigantic egg rolls alongside a nearly full pan of what looks like microwaved takeout meant for two people.
Later, she shows a chocolate dipped ice cream cone and compares the size of her tiny hand to the super healthy treat.

She shows one meal and claims it's all she's eaten for the day, presumably imagining that her followers will give her virtual pats on the back for eating such a well thought out dining experience.

I've watched several of her videos and still cannot understand why she insists on showing the world her meals/grocery hauls, acting like some sort of health nut as she balloons even further with each video she posts.

Her voice really annoys me.

 

[John Webster]

Her voice really annoys me.

Agreed, her voice is easily the worst aspect of her videos- overcompensating for obvious low self esteem by attempting to exaggerate that horrendous lilt of hers.

 

[Astaroth]

She used to sound a lot more natural, more soft-spoken.

 

[Pearl Bookworm]

It's taking me a few tries to get through this mukbang video.. the way she chews that burrito is what's bothering me (so far), it's like she's in an eating contest and trying to break her jaw in the process.

 

[MG 620]

even her dog is obese

Food is love and love is food.

 

[BurningPewter]

She seems like some girls I've known. Potential to be a sweet person but too lost in craziness and too encouraged by irresponsible internet enablers.

 

[FatNero]

Why does she have to preface everything? "i wanted to make a video about xxxxx". Fucking make your shitty video already.


EDIT, christ gurl, clean yo room.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Going vegan:

That isn't how a vegan diet works. Frozen fruits Morning Star burgers? For fucks sake. Where are the fresh greens, the beans, the lentils? She probably ate that shit, got a sugar high for half an hour, and collapsed into hunger again.

 

[Stereotypical Badger]

If you eat too much of anything you're going to put on weight, doesn't matter how 'healthy' it is. The healthy thing about vegan food is that its low energy and don't taste particularly good so you're unlikely to stuff yourself to bursting point with it. People like this think they are being totally healthy if they have a few vegetables and a diet soda on top of the regular junk they consume every day.

 

[khvkhbvrnings]

I believe she has gained 80 pounds in the past year.


Also... 13 minutes of her sausage fingers fondling her ugly jewelry

That's impressive. Someone should try to make a side by side of her weight gain/loss (lol).