Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,636 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,540
Plot Summary with Commentary!! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amb-- What is it, Mr Kim?! You know better than to interrupt my logs!!.... Wait... @Chorton already covered this, making us late and gay? Huh. Well, nevermind then. Easiest reeecap ever. Senior staff meeting - at the bar! LET'S GO!

Seriously though, Amber needs to cut the crap with the Bi-Polar, Depression, Anxiety, Panic Disorder, OCD, OCPD, PTSD, ASMR bullshit. The only letters that she was *diagnosed with* that matter now are BPD - oh, and OBCD, of course. 100% of her issues fall under one of those two conditions.

A few things I found funny:

Amber claims to need NO HELP living alone. Oh, ABSOLUTELY!... Except to hook up her TV... and to get her internet working... and to take out her boxes/trash... and to figure out what to do about her washing machine that sounds like a jack-hammer... and to go get groceries... and sleep overs to keep her company... and to cook her food so she doesn't get takeout... and to support her with her diets (that she won't do, anyway)...

4: Has Faline ghosted you?

Direct quotes from Amber:
  • I obviously could not control falling in love with someone else...
  • It really went to show how much she did love me...
  • I tried to fix it but I kept failing at fixing it. I made it to where she doesn't even want to be my friend...
  • I'm reliving the heartbreak just a million times over.
  • We were cordial for a bit after she left...
  • Almost daily I would text her "I love you; I miss you"...
  • My friend said to me "I think it's time you just respect her and stop contacting her" and it's been really hard...
  • I am on day five of not contacting her.

So, she has been spending the last 4 MONTHS CONSTANTLY HARASSING AND GUILTING JADE BACK INTO A RELATIONSHIP, while actively trying to replace Jade, hinting to her audience about Jade being abusive, AND slamming Jade on social media. And Amber thinks that this is totally cool to just casually mention. No... not psychotic at all. I wonder why no one wants to date her?... 🤔

Ooh!! I just felt a pang of sympathy for The Bexster (aaaaaaannnnnnd... it's gone).

[Oh, and stop saying that you thought you were going to marry Jade. You kept pushing it, and every time "Jade said Noooooo"!]

9: Have you found a new therapist?

I liked how she's tried to twist the diagnosis story to try and make it sound better. She only got to see the doctor once because she moved. EVERY SINGLE psychologist she gets:
1) Don't take insurance, and
2) Only do video appointments.
Moving would have no impact on her ability to see this new doctor. Well, with the exception of the first few days in the apartment when Amber was too retarded to figure out the internet situation type deal, and a service tech had to show up and teach her how to plug the router into the wall outlet.

The most likely scenario: Amber tried to be on her best behaviour for her 12 WLS psych appointments. After that was her quitting WLS, then crying about the breakup. By then there were enough red flags for Amber's mental landscape to resemble Flander's Field. The psychologist called it as he saw it. She likely demanded another psychologist - one who would "understand" her condition (kiss her ass). She had one (video) appointment with the new psychologist, didn't get told what she wanted to hear, then ghosted them.
 
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So none of these questions were any of the ones she baited "tune in next time" with were they?
 
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So none of these questions were any of the ones she baited "tune in next time" with were they?
It’s possible that the BPD diagnosis was what she hinted at “somethings going on but I’m not comfortable to talk about it now, maybe later.”

Everything else was just dross nobody really wanted or needed to know.
 
This fake ass cryeeen :story: :story:

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It’s interesting because when Becky dumped her, as soon as Jade arrived she was disgusted by Becky and said she never loved her.

Notice after Jade, when someone else appeared she said in a video she no longer cares about Jade and would never get back with her. Now that all potential people are gone she’s so in love with Jade again and would get back in a heart beat. Whenever the new caretaker is locked in, we will be getting a “Jade abused me” livestream it’s inevitable.

Last note: her head is shaped like a stop sign. It’s all I paid attention to in this video.
 
Notice after Jade, when someone else appeared she said in a video she no longer cares about Jade and would never get back with her. Now that all potential people are gone she’s so in love with Jade again and would get back in a heart beat. Whenever the new caretaker is locked in, we will be getting a “Jade abused me” livestream it’s inevitable.
Whoever said she tried to manipulate Wipey into a jealous fit that would propel her back into her bingo wings nailed it, especially in light of her admitting she has Borderline - not that we already didn't know, but that kind of shit is textbook.
 
I have a theory about her new BPD diagnosis.

She's been adamant in the past about not having it, and we know that is due to the genuine negative stigma it carries (same as NPD). It's not cutesy or sympathetic. So what's changed?

I think she's come across a new Youtuber/influencer/celebrity who is open about their BPD and possibly gets positive attention for it and she's now going to mimic them. She has done this same thing repeatedly. with God knows how many disorders. Lest we forget her brief attempt to show signs of ADHD on camera.

I don't believe a single ''diagnosis'' she's ever spoken about, including this one. It's literally a fad for her, out with the old in with the new. Her self diagnosed mental illness' are the same as her relationships, meaningless and false.

She's mirroring someone, that's all this is.
 
I have a theory about her new BPD diagnosis.

She's been adamant in the past about not having it, and we know that is due to the genuine negative stigma it carries (same as NPD). It's not cutesy or sympathetic. So what's changed?

I think she's come across a new Youtuber/influencer/celebrity who is open about their BPD and possibly gets positive attention for it and she's now going to mimic them. She has done this same thing repeatedly. with God knows how many disorders. Lest we forget her brief attempt to show signs of ADHD on camera.

I don't believe a single ''diagnosis'' she's ever spoken about, including this one. It's literally a fad for her, out with the old in with the new. Her self diagnosed mental illness' are the same as her relationships, meaningless and false.

She's mirroring someone, that's all this is.
It could be a combination of reasons. I definitely see the possibility of her mimicing a social media influencer who open talks about having it, though I have no idea who that could be.

It could also be a poorly thought out plan for Amber to get attention and sympathy. Remember during a livestream (shortly after Amber and Becky broke up but before Jade moved in), when someone commented on "love addiction"? Amber was so excited to claim it "oh, yeah, that's TOTALLY me..." You could see the smug smirk just vanish off her face a little later when she was reading about it and got to the lovebombing description. She realized that people were on to her manipulative behaviour and then memory holed "love addiction" real quick. Due to everyone only really talking about NPD or ASPD (Anti-Social: sociopaths and psychopaths), Amber's dim-witted, smooth brain might have seen BPD as a different, more "pity-worthy" classification. She may not yet realize that there is HUGE overlap amongst all 4 cluster B disorders, and Amber's behaviours of 'splitting' and her rapid, volatile mood-swings are what snaps her into BPD Dx as opposed to HPD, NPD, or ASPD.

I personally think this was just an attempt to shock her audience for engagement (like her admittance of not showering for over a year). She'll soon notice that it only increased her views in the short term, and that she's going to get backlash for attacking her audience for years when they were right about her being cluster B. She may also get HUGE backlash again for how she's treated Eeyore (Bex) in the relationship and during the break up. People are also going to think back to her previous 10 years of behaviour on YouTube, and view it with a new lens. It may even bring her accusations about Casey into question again, as well as her shitty behaviour towards Krystle and Destiny. And once all of that happens, she'll magically *CURE* her BPD just like she did with her BED when that diagnosis wasn't serving her.
 
She's mirroring someone, that's all this is.
LifePlusCindy is currently pretending to work through her BPD. Cindy mentioned in a recent video that she and ALR watch each other, but don’t talk. If this is what’s happening, she’ll also be able to pretend to be getting therapy and practicing self-help by picking Cindy’s video carcasses.

Tread lightly, BigAl. You’d be well advised to check Cindy’s snark Reddit to see how well it’s working for her.
 
I don't believe a single ''diagnosis'' she's ever spoken about, including this one. It's literally a fad for her, out with the old in with the new. Her self diagnosed mental illness' are the same as her relationships, meaningless and false.
With the exception of the WLS psychologist whom she saw for 12 sessions because she had to, she never saw one long enough to obtain any definitive diagnosis of anything. We all remember the strip mall psychologist (the girl) who diagnosed her with 4 conditions and happily prescribed her medication for it. I do not think that she saw her ever again.

In reality, Amber does not see any medical professional long enough to build a relationship to solve any of her physical and mental issues. One issue that she could have dealt with easily is her lymphodema. She saw that doctor only once and then forgot about it.

I do not think that she approached any medical professional since arriving in Oklahoma. Amber's forte is not long-term planning. I suspect that the closest ER will be the next one.
 
Show layyyygs or shut the fuck up, Stinky.

1. Show layyyyyyyyyggggggssssss
2. Show bare feet
3. Shoe toes and rotten toenails
4. Admit when you take your porky pig black Wommart trotters off, the wallpaper slides off the walls and the paint bubbles up.
5. Expose your MAWM to the full brunt of it.
 
I have a theory about her new BPD diagnosis.

She's been adamant in the past about not having it, and we know that is due to the genuine negative stigma it carries (same as NPD). It's not cutesy or sympathetic. So what's changed?

I think she's come across a new Youtuber/influencer/celebrity who is open about their BPD and possibly gets positive attention for it and she's now going to mimic them. She has done this same thing repeatedly. with God knows how many disorders. Lest we forget her brief attempt to show signs of ADHD on camera.

I don't believe a single ''diagnosis'' she's ever spoken about, including this one. It's literally a fad for her, out with the old in with the new. Her self diagnosed mental illness' are the same as her relationships, meaningless and false.

She's mirroring someone, that's all this is.

It's not even one person; go to TikTok and search "BPD" and it's a host of women doing same shit Amber is doing except their mobility isn't limited by 400 pounds of excess fat.
 
Is filming fake BPD episodes for attention online a symptom of BPD because it sounds like it would be.

The best part for Big Stinky and her new diagnosis is she "can't do anything about it" so checkmate, haydurs! Remember, her mEntUL illnuss makes her muh nipple ate.
 
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