Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[maybe a pigeon]

Lymph Noids?

ASMR?

ASMR in on there, but I don’t see her Porch O’Geese knuckles.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

DID Amber - "Little neglected gorl Amber", "Dancing sensation Amber", "Tiktok star Amber", "Becky-Amber", "Jade-Amber" etc...

Don’t forget soccer superstar Hamber.

 

[Chef Autism]

DID Amber - "Little neglected gorl Amber", "Dancing sensation Amber", "Tiktok star Amber", "Becky-Amber", "Jade-Amber" etc...

Gotta have Chef Amber in there too with her god awful "soups."

 

[El Conserje]

Amber is so forever alone that she could make a whole cast out of herself for the Oklahoma season:

Holier than thou of Calcuttalyn- the personality that donates her trash to shaddy non-profit groups and goes to the gay and fake church.

Tik Tok Bachelorette - for the thirst traps and risqué content.

Bingolyn -for when she goes to Bingo and maybe other addictive gambling activities like lottery or slot machines.

Medicine Woman -for when she watches bpd content on TikTok and decides to educate the haters. It can also apply for the in coming ER visits and story times.

Binge Monster- coming back as the villain of the season, it provides the mukbangs and as much daily havoc as needed.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Part 16 dropped

and holy fuck i didnt know how low Amber can get...
but imagine faking cancer
then being nonchalant when your fiancee's mom died of cancer
and dont let your fiancee grieve over her mom but insist upon her being your caretaker


Jesus fucking christ.
You'd think that Killing and eating Destiny's cat was bad..
but this is just wayyy too much

 

[I call shenanigans]

but imagine faking cancer

For about the millionth time….SHE DID NOT FAKE CANCER!!! She showed her hospital records which included the staging of her Endometrial Cancer.

She’s an entitled bitch, she’s a liar, an all around nasty piece of work. However, she doesn’t deserve having her cancer diagnosis and subsequent surgery devalued. She was 30 years old. It would have been terrifying for her at the time.

That being said, it doesn’t excuse her behaviour towards others.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

For about the millionth time….SHE DID NOT FAKE CANCER!!! She showed her hospital records which included the staging of her Endometrial Cancer.

She’s an entitled bitch, she’s a liar, an all around nasty piece of work. However, she doesn’t deserve having her cancer diagnosis and subsequent surgery devalued. She was 30 years old. It would have been terrifying for her at the time.

That being said, it doesn’t excuse her behaviour towards others.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/heres-your-proof.75372/

Spoiler: Portal Image

Spoiler: Transcribed proof

History of Present Illness:
Chief Complaint Grade 1 Endometrial Cancer.
This 29 year old gravida 0 para 0 presents today for follow up after total abdominal hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-ooophonectomy on July 15, 2020 with final pathology showing Stage 1B grade 2 Endometrial cancer (56% MMI; no lvsi). She had a CT scan earlier today showing stable abdominal and retroperitoneal adenopathy.
Background:
Ms. Reid states she has had daily vaginal bleeding for the past 2 years. Of note the bleeding progressively has worsened over the past few weeks and she presented to Lake Cumberland (Somerset) ED. An emergency D&C was completed which showed a Grade 1 endometrial adenocarcinoma per review here. Since the D&C she states her bleeding is described as light daily requiring 3-4 pads/d, but less than prior to D&C. She is currently taking Provera 10mg BID. Last year, she states she lost 80lbs (intentional weight loss) and has helped her mobility around the house.
PMH: Gallstones, LE Edema, Super Morbid Obesity (BMI=84), HTN, Bipolar, Anxiety
PSH: D&C
OB: G0
GYN History:
LMP: Unsure. Bleeding daily for last 2 years
Pap: Collected today
Contraception: None, never sexually active.
Social: Single. Has a girlfriend (lesbian relationship). Denies smoking, illicit drugs or alcohol. Lives also with 2 other roommates. Runs her own YouTube Channel as a source of income. She mentions a history of neglect as a child without further details given. Unable to climb a flight of stairs without stopping. METS=1.
FH:
Mother – Vulvar cancer.
Interval History.
She is healing well from surgery. Her incision is good. No fevers. No vaginal bleeding.
Treatment History.
Total abdominal hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-ooophorectomy on July 15, 2020 with final pathology showing Stage 1B grade 2 Endometrial cancer (56% MMI, no lvsi). She had a scan earlier today showing stable abdominal and retroperitoneal adenopathy.
Cancer Monitoring:
Ultrasound: 05/29/2020
CT Scan: 6/17/2020
Health History:
03. Medical Hx:
Abnormal uterine bleeding;
Fatigue;
Hypertension;
04. Surgical Hx:
Hysterectomy;
Dilatation and curettage;
05. Family Hx:
Family history of cancer of vulva;
06. Social Hx:
Sexual abuse;
Tobacco:
Have you EVER used TOBACCO? “No”
Does the patient have any regular exposure to second hand smoke? “No”
Outpatient Medication/Rx Writer:
Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Allergies/Intolerances:
No known allergies

(I didn't transcribe this; I brought it over from the post that @Masta made (link above)).

 

[Insulin reid]

Lol amber is running out of cute diagnoses again and is scrounging around for another one.
Shes just in an empty room now saying the same things she was saying at the gaycare.
Boolyeen
Feels judged
Medical disorder
Stopped filming (we all know its because she doesnt do anything or go anywhere) but blames anxiety and social media of some sort
Being sad the latest lesbian left her and they were best friends and were gonna get married.
Still texting people who dont want anything to do with her
Shitting on becky but not saying it directly.

So were mildly aware theres no content and she cant keep filming the same 4 things anymore repeatedly and that causes the spirals. Rents still due on the 1st gorly-pop better get it together

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Is she dead yet?

 

[Miltank]

"Contraception: None, never sexually active."

LOL FAT

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The Lee Press On Lashes era left long before I was ready to let go. Nothing gold can stay.

 

[Major Pain]

"Contraception: None, never sexually active."

LOL FAT

Time for her to learn about fuck sticks and making friends with the neighbours.
Context:

 

[Mekahineyho]

"Contraception: None, never sexually active."

LOL FAT

I’m dead. I remember after she posted that she uploaded a video defending herself from being a virgin but also wanted everyone to know she had a hymen still.

 

[TardiX]

wanted everyone to know she had a hymen still.

Ahem, a repaired hymen.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

The Lee Press On Lashes era left long before I was ready to let go. Nothing gold can stay.

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Agree. I miss sassy black Amby. Neck rolls. Nails periodt.

 

[Goatchoker]

Agree. I miss sassy black Amby. Neck rolls. Nails periodt.

omg y’all. False eyelashes are heavy af. Get some applied and tell me how much work your eyelids have to do. Ambers were max size and they would be so heavy IRL.

I miss the eyelashes, drawn in brows and press on so much.

 

[tasty humane burger]

My possibly unpopular medical take on ALR’s mentals is always that she’s had PTSD and BPD/some other type of PD… I wouldn’t be surprised if the WLS therapist did diagnose her with these things because it’s the only time we’ve seen her put any effort into therapy. Anyway, it doesn’t matter cos she won’t work to resolve any condition she has and will be seeking out a new diagnosis to use in the future.


The Tumblrina, TikTok idiots and Redditards take on BPD is basically that it doesn’t exist - anyone but “cis white men” diagnosed with BPD actually have autism because autism manifests differently in different groups. I’m betting ALR’s next diagnosis will be autism and that it explains everything shhoooo welll guiiis, she’s been angling for ADHD for a while and a lot of people now love to say they’ve got “auDHD” and use it to explain their most mundane to their most problematic behaviours.

ETA - as someone else said upthread LifePlusCindy who is a mini-cow/gorlworld adjacent has BPD and really open about it, ALR already tried to copy her with her white gorl witchcraft stuff (tarot, crystals, etc). Also Trisha Paytas is someone she always tries to emulate and Trish is upfront about BPD/is an even bigger cluster B than Big Al…

 

[Chocola]

She’s an entitled bitch, she’s a liar, an all around nasty piece of work. However, she doesn’t deserve having her cancer diagnosis and subsequent surgery devalued.

And i don't fucking deserve not seeing her leaking curvy sexy legs after putting up with the abuse she put me through as a viewer, yet here we are. The world is not a just place.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I made a more organized, updated chart of fat fux diagnoses if anyone would care to see, just let me know.

 

[beansoup]

Eagerly awaiting the multi page excel spreadsheet.
At this point why don't we make a list of what she doesn't have?